Annoying roommate

>annoying roommate

>i leave a plate for myself near the kitchen counter in case i get hungry
>"user when are you eating that?"
>"... i don't know. depends."
>roommate takes the plate and puts in the fridge
>"why the hell are you putting it in the fridge?"
>"in case you eat it later, you said it depends".
>"well i don't want it in the fridge. i don't want my food to be cold."
>i put it back on the counter
>"well we both pay for food and i don't want money to go to waste!"
>this is too ridiculous to even reply and i don't want to start a fight

>i leave papers i need for later on a shelf
>annoying roommate puts them in the drawers because "they don't want to see stuff around" (wasn't messy, just papers i needed. and even if it was messy, like, don't fucking touch my stuff, stay in your place and I'm staying in mine.)

>i wake up
>decide to have a croissant for breakfast and leave it in my room while i text people
>roommate takes the croissant and puts it back in the kitchen

and a lot of happenings similar to this.
i have never ever touched something theirs.
how do i prevent this annoying fucker to touch my stuff and/or teach them a lesson? it gets unnerving when a lot of little things are repeated over time with the same pattern.

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>leaving food sitting out
uncivilized slob

Just keep letting them baby you. If they argue about it tell them to eat a dick and pay your rent THEN you'll do what they say.

My friend did the same shit for years and let his gf get away with grabbing on me so I set my rules and threatened to keep my money.


They both fucking suck but I love the cunts anyway. Just be strict or a dick.

This tho. Dont do that.

Don't you have a microwave, OP? Or an oven? Don't leave food out on the counter you disgusting fuck.

they would take it from the oven too. that's not the point. the point is, i don't find my stuff where i leave it.

Reminds me of a roommate I had. Dude would make himself a cup of coffee in the morning, add milk and sugar, take one sip and just leave it sitting in the kitchen. One time it sat there for days and started growing mold. Are you sure you've never pulled anything like that? Letting food sit out until it went bad or attracted bugs? I can understand why your roommate would be annoyed.

Sit down or text him saying that these 3 situations happened recently and you're not happy about it and he needs to stop touching and moving your things around. Thats all u need to do

no. it's always food i eat during the day.

done. they keep doing this out of habit.

>they would take it from the oven too.
You're retarded. Put it in the fridge and then heat it up when you want to eat it.
God damn you fucking animal.

This. That's how you get ants

Why the fuck would you serve a plate if you're not gonna eat it

Lmao you just sound like a slob, your roomate probably just doesn't want ants/fruit flies.

Stop being a burden on your room mate and acting like a slobby animal. Grow up you fucking neet.

Why the fuck would you just make a plate for yourself and not eat it?

do you want ants or something? your roommate is in the right here stop leaving food around

OP you're a fucking idiot and a slob. it's your room mate i have sympathy for

I just realized the roommate probably only said anything because he's done that before and he's sick of it

You're a terrible roommate, I bet you leave shit out all the time which is why they're putting it in the fridge

So OP, you're a fucking slob who needs to get over himself.

Any questions?

Goddamn, the sexual tension in that conversation is unbearable. Just fuck already

This thread backfired, OP. Your roommate is a clean person and you are a filthy sob. Be respectful of living with others - don't leave your shit strewn about the apartment.

OP btfo

Put your food in the fridge and wash your dirty arse you disgusting fucker

im with you op, cant stand faggots touching my stuff

>all this talk of ants
guess i dont live in some shithole country that ants can just casually walk into my house and infest my food. literally never seen an ant that wasnt outside or on a pc screen via the internet

You dirty fucking pig

Your roommate doesn't want you guys' living space to turn into a fucking pig sty. Move out if you can't handle not being a filthy animal and spare your roommate's sanity.

You take your roomate and fuck them in the asshole. Doesn't matter how you get to that point, but when you do it, it must rough, forceful, and filled with spite. The anger that they see on your face must be so intense that you will them into submission alone, just from your intensity. They will never again remove your croissant and never once will they report you to the authorities.