What are some other jobs that laid off Buzzfeed journos mighy be qualified for?
Besides coding
Gabriel Sullivan
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Cameron Thompson
sucking dick, given how many of them have done it to rise above entry level copyediting
Camden Harris
prostitution
Julian Edwards
Killing themselves
Juan Brown
Some of them could make bank dildoing themselves in front of a camera. If they cried while masturbating they could be millionaires by next year.
Zachary Jenkins
Try coding
Bentley Thompson
If they knew how to multitask they could learn to code while sucking dick.
Jack Ramirez
sucking cocks for a couple of cheeseburgers.
Cooper Roberts
Patty Engineer
Camden Williams
Hooker in Uzbekistan
Ayden Peterson
Baristas at Starbucks
Zachary Wood
>stay at home mom
Jacob Johnson
There's nothing for them.
They should get married and be house wives. Although it is doubtful they could cook a decent meal for their husbands. Maybe there really is nothing for them in this world.
Luke Thompson
porn
maybe they can help some people quit watching it alltogether by getting into it
Easton Torres
Starbucks.
Or house wives. That might actually be good for them though. They should be happy they might get a second chance like that.
Jason Jones
Sucking dick for three to five dollars a load
Daniel Edwards
dey could make sammiches
William Green
Meal
Mason Bailey
fbi
Kayden Miller
Coffee shop barista?
Gabriel Richardson
Maybe dusting keyboards. But thats a BIGLY maybe
Ethan Kelly
Janitor
Jack Sanchez
Storm niggers at Jow Forums
Landon Ross
Every office needs a coffee boy
Grayson Morales
NEETs.
Easton Watson
The obvious.... d s
Camden Barnes
Cat sitting
Dominic Johnson
Barista
>I said, half foam, asshole! What's the number for corporate!?
Prostitute
>*smack* Clean that dick, bitch!
Janitor
>*former colleagues pretend not to see you*
Easton Smith
Starbucks, Mackers, Amazon warehouse....
Juan Rogers
Housewives
Josiah Stewart
jk
Tyler Barnes
BBC porn fluffers since they aren't even attractive enough to be in porn.
Ethan Harris
librarian so they can keep corrupting the minds of the youth
Sebastian Kelly
They already have all the qualifications they need to drive a Handicar.
Aiden Barnes
>WHERE MY STARBUCK REPARATIONS
Henry Mitchell
Diving for treasure.
Jayden Wilson
I'll pay a cheeseburger for a piece on "Learn To Code: the white supremacy fascist neonazi white male alt-right conspiracy that tries to KILL all laid off journalists with code words that trigger fatal panic attacks"
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Josiah Allen
Try coding
Gabriel Cook
Except they arent even qualified for the majority of coding outside of drag and drop website building maybe. We have too many dipshit women cs graduates who cant problem solve worth a fuck already thanks, keep these professional drama bloggers away
Easton Hughes
Blacked porn
Nathaniel Brown
Prostitution seems like a good avenue for them to take. Being paid for opinions seems like a step below being paid for sex. It could be a step up for them.
Grayson Myers
JDF posters.
Adrian Adams
BEGGERS:
They can hang around the new manufacturing MAGA factories being built all across the rust belt and beg for gibs from the newly minted AMERICAN engineers and technicians as they leave their shift from producing made in America goods.
Jackson Parker
Jace Bell
>50 funniest jobs that buzzfeed journalists ended up doing after they were laid off
Connor Price
carpentry
Nicholas Stewart
That will be a great thread :)))
Brayden Gomez
MAGA hat factory worker.
Carson Lopez
blowing hobos in underpass
Logan Gray
Auto retail . reconditioning used/leased cars. Theres a HUGE demand/ need for qualified individuals to personally suck the FARTS out of the car seats .
Huff-Post-Haste-Fart-Sucking-Services
Only previous experience needed is journalism.
See i solved all their problems.