What are some other jobs that laid off Buzzfeed journos mighy be qualified for?
Besides coding
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sucking dick, given how many of them have done it to rise above entry level copyediting
prostitution
Killing themselves
Some of them could make bank dildoing themselves in front of a camera. If they cried while masturbating they could be millionaires by next year.
Try coding
If they knew how to multitask they could learn to code while sucking dick.
sucking cocks for a couple of cheeseburgers.
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Baristas at Starbucks
>stay at home mom
There's nothing for them.
They should get married and be house wives. Although it is doubtful they could cook a decent meal for their husbands. Maybe there really is nothing for them in this world.
porn
maybe they can help some people quit watching it alltogether by getting into it
Starbucks.
Or house wives. That might actually be good for them though. They should be happy they might get a second chance like that.
Sucking dick for three to five dollars a load
dey could make sammiches
Meal
fbi
Coffee shop barista?
Maybe dusting keyboards. But thats a BIGLY maybe
Janitor
Storm niggers at Jow Forums
Every office needs a coffee boy
NEETs.
The obvious.... d s
Cat sitting
Barista
>I said, half foam, asshole! What's the number for corporate!?
Prostitute
>*smack* Clean that dick, bitch!
Janitor
>*former colleagues pretend not to see you*
Starbucks, Mackers, Amazon warehouse....
Housewives
jk
BBC porn fluffers since they aren't even attractive enough to be in porn.
librarian so they can keep corrupting the minds of the youth
They already have all the qualifications they need to drive a Handicar.
>WHERE MY STARBUCK REPARATIONS
Diving for treasure.
I'll pay a cheeseburger for a piece on "Learn To Code: the white supremacy fascist neonazi white male alt-right conspiracy that tries to KILL all laid off journalists with code words that trigger fatal panic attacks"
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Try coding
Except they arent even qualified for the majority of coding outside of drag and drop website building maybe. We have too many dipshit women cs graduates who cant problem solve worth a fuck already thanks, keep these professional drama bloggers away
Blacked porn
Prostitution seems like a good avenue for them to take. Being paid for opinions seems like a step below being paid for sex. It could be a step up for them.
JDF posters.
BEGGERS:
They can hang around the new manufacturing MAGA factories being built all across the rust belt and beg for gibs from the newly minted AMERICAN engineers and technicians as they leave their shift from producing made in America goods.
>50 funniest jobs that buzzfeed journalists ended up doing after they were laid off
carpentry
That will be a great thread :)))
MAGA hat factory worker.
blowing hobos in underpass
Auto retail . reconditioning used/leased cars. Theres a HUGE demand/ need for qualified individuals to personally suck the FARTS out of the car seats .
Huff-Post-Haste-Fart-Sucking-Services
Only previous experience needed is journalism.
See i solved all their problems.