How do i lose my virginity?

Talking to people and making real friendships is so hard. Fuck. I don't even care about losing my virginity, I'm just tired of the loneliness.

To play ping pong. Can you imagine a series of steps needed to engage in this activity with someone else?

Getting laid won't fill the void. Being "single" is not being "alone". You need people in your life, not only a fuck buddy.

i honestly have no clue
could you explain in detail?

Don't, you fucking mong. Anybody you'd bang would leave with severe mental damage you'd have to pay for by a court of law.

Stop jerking off and eventually you'll be able to gain sexual satisfaction by the sheer force of your connection to the extraworld.

Not OP, that's exactly what I meant. I haven't been able to connect with men either recently.

Do you have any friends at all?

I hate how people say this as if you get the same level of satisfaction being with your best bro that you do being with someone who is in love with you. You just don't.

Just do it, I am not the best at making friends but there are many ways
It may sound weird but I do it like this:
>Check people on class
>Check phone background without them noticing or what do they talk with their friends
>Anything in common with them?
>If yes
>Talk to them about it
>Something like " I saw that you have a background of X..." "I saw your talking about X..."
>Keep talking about it
>See what else do you have in common
>If they invite you to anything always say yes
Like this is how I make friends it might sound autistic but it works every time

Why?

Do you think you are a homo?

Fuck your best bro.

If you think having a girl be in love with you makes up for having no friends, then you can't possibly understand what we mean.

one friend and my brother and my mother

Have you ever asked your friend to do something fun with you? Or do you always wait for him to call you?

I just have massive anxiety around people in general. For some reason it's been getting worse lately. Staying all alone isn't exactly a solution either, though.

No.

>I just have massive anxiety around people in general.

Why?

>For some reason it's been getting worse lately.

Why?

Are there any people you are confident talking to? Also practice talking, the more you talk the better. Talk to your neighbours about mundane shit.

we play minecraft together now and then, we got our own server and everything, we've been working on it for years

Please, answer my question. Have you ever asked him to do something with you? Or was it his idea to play Minecraft?

lol dude that game is for kids

you said like boro. if it's you fuck you.

"boro"? You are not speaking English.

i asked him to

Then imagine the same but with Ping Pong. can you get someone to play ping pong with you? How would you do it?

I laughed out loud. Brilliant concept

ask him? is this a trick question? a riddle?

It's not that brilliant. You don't just go up to a girl you know and ask her "hey do you wanna have sex with me some time?"

Took me a long time to come up with ping pong for the example. Had to be something you do in pairs, in person, and for fun.

Do you approach random strangers to ask them to play ping pong with you?

Do you think your friend would be interested in plating Ping Pong with you?

People don't have sex "for fun" only, otherwise everyone would be having sex with everyone. People have sex because it's an intimate thing that they wouldn't just do with any random person. Your body doesn't touch the other person's body when you play ping pong. You don't even need to look at each other.

Not random strangers but I could easily ask any female friend to play ping pong with me. I wouldn't ask my female friends to have sex with me just like that. I said "a girl I KNOW" for a reason.
And if there's a ping pong table nearby then yes, I WOULD ask a random stranger to play ping pong with me.

Setup a ping pong table and start playing with myself. When someone walks by I ask if they want to join.
How the fuck does that apply to sex?

Yeah, the people that hook up in a chemical bathroom at a concert do love each other a lot, right?

Accept it, sex is an activity like any other. Sitting down with your girlfriend to watch a movie will be a lot better than doing it with someone else, but the fact is that the person makes it good, not the activity itself. Sex isn't inherently more precious than anything else. Even the reproductive aspects can be mitigated to the point of non-existence.

Do you ask all your friends to do everything you like? What are your hobbies? Have you invited everyone you know to every single one of your hobbies?

>And if there's a ping pong table nearby then yes, I WOULD ask a random stranger to play ping pong with me.

As I said, hook up in a bar. It's the same thing.

You are basically saying that you can masturbate by yourself until someone magically falls on your lap and maybe is interested in having sex with you.

Is that your approach to dating right now? Because "guy masturbating and hoping to stumble upon a girl by chance" is the main strategy on Jow Forums, so you are not the only one.

I was describing my strategy for getting a ping pong partner.
Playing against myself in a public setting is fine for signalling you want a partner.
I don't masturbate in the street with the hope I meet somebody.
Sex is a bit more intimate than ping pong and I am far more selective with who I fuck or ask to fuck. You can play ping pong with everyone and it will be a positive thing. Having sex with everyone is pretty bad, almost as bad as not having sex at all.

>You can play ping pong with everyone and it will be a positive thing.

Yeah, like hyper-competitive people that will be mad at you if you win? Or assholes that will make fun of you all the time? Do you enjoy playing competitive games with people so far over or under your skill level that there's no tension? Do those sound fun to you?

>Playing against myself in a public setting is fine for signaling you want a partner.

What do you do to signal you want a sexual partner?

Well to be fair the OP only asked about being a virgin in general.

Exactly. That's part of the exercise, but OP never tried to participate. I wouldn't invite a cleptomaniac to my home to play ping pong, so I have standards. OP needs those to have sex, too. I would have liked to know what OP thought about that.

you don't

Stand outside a club wearing a sign that says the following:
DTF?
Bring me home.
No dudes.

Works 100% of the time.

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