The user 8 ball

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user 8 ball, I'm tired of my old friends who just stay at home playing games all the time, I wanna go out and meet a girlfriend, should I move to a bigger city?

8ball, will things ever go back to normal?
story can be found here

[[[There is no such thing as "normal", don't look back, don't look forward, focus on now and make the best of every moment. Be your best self and you will attract the right people in your life.]]]

shake again

user 8 ball
i really like bob dylan, like i srsly love bob dylan, should i change my name to bob dylan thanks

Follow your heart

I think my ex and I both miss each other but neither of us have the courage to try. This isn't a normal situation, a lot of legal and mentally unstable things have happened to us. It is hard mentally. Either of us could involve the other in very difficult situations. Feeling it is more selfless to let them go.

Is this just our fate? Our time is over and we should forget about each other?

Johnny's in the basement, mixing up the medicine.

[[[I do miss you, but this is our destiny it seems.]]]

that's not really an 8 ball answer you kinda just rephrased my question as an answer. lame.

[[[you will receive a sign soon that will give you clear resolve in one direction or another]]]
(also do not insult the 8 ball you soon of a bitch)

Has it really been a year?

No doubt about it.

okay, at least you made me laugh which cheered me up better than the advice.

Will I ever talk again with my ex?

Do you still like me?

Yes, but that doesn't mean anything.

8 ball

I have a job which I love, pays well and is hard to come by but my manager is a totally retarded asshole
Should i look for something else?

Fat chance

>but that doesn't mean anything.
What does that mean!?

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user 8 Ball,

How do I mentally break my girlfriend?

No

[[[You only live once.]]]

[[[Every good or bad you do, will come back to you like a boomerang.]]]

Most accurate reading ever! FOUR STARS ****

Does this apply to women too or is this more black magic fuckery?

Women get away with shit all the time and you niggers never bat an eye

It does.

Yes

Praise thee, 8ball nigga

Will my relationship work out?

I cant help but pour my heart into everything I do lately and it's getting exhausting and not providing as much traction as i'd hope. What do I do magical ball of 8?

user 8 ball
>Should I ask out the girl 1, the girl 2 or the girl 3?

this isnt an 8ball answer, so let me rephrase the question: **will I be able to fix everything by the end of the semester?**

Hell no

user 8 ball, will a good haircut solve my problems?

No

user 8 ball, will it at least help?

Mayhaps, depends on what you need help with. It definetly won't fix your life tho lmao

Hoping it'll fix my confidence issues and make me a more attractive person.

Had long hair for years, always been a real pain to maintain. Gets too hot in the summer, takes forever to wash, always ends up a mess really quickly and doesn't even look very good. I'm hoping that if I can get a decent short haircut and swap out my glasses for contacts it might go a long way.

Alright, it'll prolly help. I give no guarantees but seems like a good thing to try. Good luck

Thanks user.

guys.... im gonna do it.

user 8 ball, should I go to the strip club this week?

Join someone who already has a strong following in what you do

[[[All of them.]]]

[[[You may rely on it]]]