Can I get a step by step guide on how to convince a woman to have sex with me?

can I get a step by step guide on how to convince a woman to have sex with me?

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>met the girl
>hehe look at them memes
>hey, i have a , wanna come with me?
>Le fun date xddd
>repeat until she wants to go to your house
>make the sex xddd
>repeat

otherwise
>pay for it

>1. Get a woman
>2. Take woman to a secluded place
>3. Get a napkin
>4. Get chloroform
>5. Soak napkin in chloroform
>6. Ask woman to smell napkin
>7. ????
>8. PROFIT!

>>Le fun date xddd
how do I do it?

man, its not that hard,
i usually go into tinder and say,
'hey wanna go eat something? i had a meeting in my job that day but it got canceled'

and dont forget
`Learn to look at every single match, date, or exchange as a learning opportunity, as a chance to improve yourself so that you can be the lover you want to be when you do eventually find that one that you'll run off into the sunset with. Godspeed, user. Keep your head up and stay positive.
>You deserve a happy, healthy fulfilling relationship as much as anyone else does, don't forget that.`

>Ask woman to smell napkin
Idk why but I lost it there, good job user

>man, its not that hard,
>i usually go into tinder and say,
>'hey wanna go eat something? i had a meeting in my job that day but it got canceled'
>and dont forget
>`Learn to look at every single match, date, or exchange as a learning opportunity, as a chance to improve yourself so that you can be the lover you want to be when you do eventually find that one that you'll run off into the sunset with. Godspeed, user. Keep your head up and stay positive.
>>You deserve a happy, healthy fulfilling relationship as much as anyone else does, don't forget that.`

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lemme put it in this way.
sex/relationships/couples require 2 people.(or more)
want can you give the other person?
a big dick?
a shoulder to try on?
money?
nobody is gonna fuck you out of pity, the other person must want something from you that can or cannot get from someone else

It's halloween soon. Dress up as chad and enjoy the sex

Be attractive. Don't be unattractive.

The first two steps here are the most important

1. Be of at least average looks. Dress well, have good hygiene, work out
2. Know how to interact socially. That means being funny, engaging, holding conversation, and also flirtatious at the appropriate times.
3. Introduce yourself to a woman
4 combine steps 1 and 2
5. Go on successful dates
6. Have her come back to your place
7. Read her body language and signals and go from there

It's one of the easiest things to do in the world

Be
>tall
or
>alpha
or
>a pretty boy
or a combination of the three, otherwise it's pointless.

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how tall

170 cm or more

5'9" or more

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You cant, either she wants to or she does not want to. We make that decision within a minute of meeting you.

This.

If a dude did this I'd probably bang, so /thread

Download tinder
Match
Ask 'dtf?'
Done

If you're not getting matches, go lift or take better pics of yourself

hehe look at this meme

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As a complete autist who gets laid somehow, probably this

If a guy wants to engage with the opposite sex, this bullshit pops up?

1. Propose
2. Marry her
3. Be financially stable
4. Ask "so, do you wanna start a family?" Or something along those lines.

She'll either say yes or no, it's
a 50/50 chance user

And remember, premarital sex is a sin.

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Make her laugh

Spend $10 and find the answer to your question.

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>want to get sex from woman in a consensual way
>WOMEN DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING CREEP!!! CHAD FUCK ME. I'M SO STRESSED NOW
roastie detected

Step 1: have lots of money.
Step 2: be tall, handsome, and have a big dick.
Step 3: don’t be awkward, creepy, or socially inept.

That’s it. Hope this helps!

>convince
Ew.

>convince
Oh, you mean harass, trick, cajole, threaten, drug, liquor up

Just buy a hooker

It is not easy, you have to be like a terminator, operating with dozens or variables in your head. The other way is when the girl likes you, but thats like saying "wanna be rich? Be born in a rich family"

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learn some game