Everytime my brothers take a shower. You can see their blue glare of the phone on in the pocket. One of my brothers is in the shower for 30 minutes before he finally gets out. My other brother dropped his phone in the bathroom one time loudly and broke it. It was soaking wet and he had to buy a new phone.
What is this new fad of jacking off on the shower with your phone?
>What is this new fad of jacking off on the shower with your phone?
Kik
It's the perfect combination of privacy and entertainment. Before smartphones, you had to rely on your fantasy in shower or make sure you're alone in the flat at your computer. Why wouldn't you jack it in the shower with your phone?
I dont know man kinda sounds like you should mind your fucking business tbqh senpai
If they're under 18 and live at home they probably don't have privacy elsewhere.
>new fad
The fad part is streaming it on kik...
Back in my day when you wanked in the shower you had to use your imagination. It'd be healthier for them if they learned to do that instead of relying on porn though.
>not sharing great experiences with friends
>kik
>for when you and your homies can't meet up for a circle jerk but still need that release
>not going in and helping them so they're done faster
I dont I play music and take cold showers.
sister use to play loud music with her phone in the shower. what are the chances she was masturbating?
>not laminating your porn mags and taking in the shower
They’re probably not even jacking off dude. Just phone addicted. I take my phone when i go to the toilet every time and end up sitting in there for 30-60 minutes shit posting on Jow Forums. Idk why you assume they’re jacking off. I mean, they very well could be, but that wouldn’t be any of your business anyway. Some people just like long showers, some people like browsing the internet on their phone, and some like jacking off.
I like all 3
Don't sit on the toilet for long periods of time bro, it can and eventually will give you hemorrhoids.
t. Doctor
How would sitting on a toilet be any different to sitting on any other surface for long periods of time?
None, why would you masturbate to music?
to mask the sound... duh
Just disconnect the wifi as soon as you hear the water running....
100%
This
If you're having an extreme manic episode you might end up jacking off to music out of sheer euphonic bliss.
t. myself
Their bedrooms? unless they live in Poverty Town, Camroon.
On surface you sit on your sitting bones (os ischium), on toilet your ass is not supported and you are sort of forced into it. Regardless, sitting for long periods of time is a risk factor for developing hemorrhoids (think truckdrivers).
t. guy with hemorrhoids
If you're really concerned about it make them buy the liquid plum-r and don't fucking invade a man's masturbatory managerie.
Break into the bathroom screaming dressed like you're robbing the place. rough yourself up a bit and pretend you were able to fight off the criminal. this will be so traumatising that the little mother fucker might stop jerking all together but at the least he won't do it in the shower again.
I have looked through this sliver where the door meets the frame and watched him jerking off so I know what's going on.
Hot, why didn't you join him?
I like this idea.
Wow dude, you know what’s worse than jacking it in the nice hot shower? Being a little faggot who peeks through cracks to watch your gd brother jacking it. Then you post about it on Jow Forums? What do? What a weird little faggot you are..
Sorry I might be biased because just this morning I got in my shower, turned to the hottest setting, and turned the head straight down. I then sat on the other end of the shower on the edge of the tub with the curtain closed to let the steam build up while I fucking watch porn on my phone and jerked it. About to go do that shit again right now
>What is this new fad of jacking off on the shower with your phone?
well they use the current technology to do the same old stuff we did beforehand: jack off in the shower where our sister has no fucking buisess to interfere. I used to print out hot babes to jack off to in the shower.
fucking move out gayfag
>I have looked through this sliver where the door meets the frame and watched him jerking off so I know what's going on.
nice what happened next?
110%
ITT we show OP the joys of shower jacking.
>taking your phone INSIDE the shower
the fucker deserved it
i always play music
masturbating or not
though i gave up masturbating in the shower, took too long and made it obvious
I've never played music when I masturbate in the shower, people can't actually hear anything with the water running, r-right
Why the fuck wouldn't you? Any decent phone built after 2015 won't be bothered by a bit water.
>protip
Don't jack off in the shower, all the cum eventually blocks the drain. Found this out the hard way when I was 15 and the plumber yelled out "Fuckssake not again! "
>not having a waterproof phone