35 y/o unemchildless virgin with a cold

I thought by taking some meds and going to sleep, I would be cured when I woke up. But my headache is still here, my left nostril is still stuffy compared to my right, my ears are still muffled, and I just feel bad. Please help me understand why I would be getting a cold when I don’t really go anywhere or do anything with anyone but my parents? (I don’t think they’re sick.)

Why does no one seem to GaF???????

I can put nasal spray in my nose, but it makes me sneeze.

Please explain why, just like when I was a child 0-5 who had never heard of school or attended daycare (still never set foot in such a horrible place), I somehow get the occasional cold for reasons unknown?

Hot soup with some saltine crackers usually makes me feel better.

There are a million things I would need to do around here, but I feel so bad and am sneezing so much that I cannot force myself to care enough to do them!

>Jow Forums where we babysit the mentally ill

I am not mentally ill.

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My parents don’t think it’s that big of a deal. Like I said, I used to get way more sick than this when I attend school.

But they cannot seem to answer the question of why I would be getting sick with such limited contact with the outside world???????

It’s not (pun intended) like I have a job that involves working with younger children who also attend daycare.

You need therapeutic help, user

It’SNOT!

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It's obvious why you're so sick... Since you have had so little contact your body hasnt been constantly fighting new strains of the common cold so now that you have been exposed to it you are being shat on by super flu. Trust me i've watched the entire series of House MD at least 4 times.

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Like I said, I’m going through Kleenex pretty fast. Not sure what to do about it besides wait it out. Not much else to do.

I never wanted to become a teacher because when I was in school, we used to get at least 4 colds a year. The teachers would also get a lot as well.

Never got a perfect attendance award in my school years. My record low was 2 colds as a senior in HS. Then I graduated and then went in to college, and started averaging about 1 per year.

I think you confused Jow Forums with a facebook or discord...

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Not sure what to do since most clinics are Mon-Fri and the ER would not take kindly to me going in for a head cold.

OP you got sick because some sick fuck didn’t cover their mouth or they didn’t clean their hands and if that’s the case you didn’t clean your hands before eating.
Just go lay down in bed, drink some tea and make yourself some soup.
And if you have medicine you know what to do.

No no please, let her continue on this meandering tirade. It's entertaining.

I think she stopped or got banned.
I don’t know

I don't think it's possible to get a cold as an adult if you're a virgin. Must be something more serious that just LOOKS like a cold but gets progressively worse

I heard that virgins who get colds have the holy spirit in them.

Nope.

You got sick because there are bacterias and viruses everywhere, simple.

If they teach school they will. That’s why I don’t. I was a substitute teacher many years ago. Lost that job and never reapplied for another. Too many sick kids!

wtf is this thread lol

Jr. high was the worst, because they still get sick often like in elem. but are bad, even worse than high school, like they almost want to be paddled or something.

Me wondering why I got sick and from whom, when and where. Thought my throat being sore was just from sleeping with my mouth open or talking too much.

That is a problem, though, when I spend way too much time on the phone. My throat can get scratchy.

And a paddling was just not something I could have delivered even if the school allowed it. So they really showed off to see how much they could do when I was there. And one day, I just got fired.

Do you have voices in your head?

I would not teach kindergarten for an NFL salary, so because of that, I have never reapplied for another school job in another district.

No. No voices in my head. Just a lot of confusion, not the least of which is about my gender/sexuality.

The only thing worse than kindergarten is preschool, children’s church or daycare. I am 35 and have never set foot in a daycare facility.

At one point, my mom wanted me to go into library science. But I quit that program because one of the requirements was to learn how to teach young children how to read. That scared me into dropping the class!

There were also no biological male students, except this one gay guy who weighed at least 300 pounds. That, in and of itself, told me I was in the wrong class because I like to be in more of a gender mixed environment to feel like less of an oddball among people whose gender identities are “hot pink” instead of purple (me) or royal blue (manly men).

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WtF??? That is sooooo not me!

I most certainly do not!!!

Not sure how that would sound.

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But I do hear a ringing noise in my head, just not a human voice, and must turn my music up waaaaay louder to drown it out!

this is oscillating between the saddest and the most entertaining thread i've seen on Jow Forums

Unable to go hang out anywhere because I feel just a slight bit nauseous, but am not vomiting.

People also don’t understand my speech as well because I’m a tad bit nasally and sick of repeating myself.

So I try to say as little as possible irl, which is totally out of character for me. It’s frustrating when you can barely hear, yet you keep getting asked to repeat what you said with a sore larynx.

Who is around you right now? Probably got the cold from them. Also, are they real people or imaginary people?

I’m with my dad at the moment, and I don’t think he’s sick...yet. Would not be going to work if he were. My mom is in another state.

They’re divorced. And my sister is in another state shacking up with a guy in a trailer with 7 pets! She gets colds all the time from her job, but I haven’t seen her in awhile.

He is sneezing quite a bit this morning, though. My sister called to say she was sick and had missed work in September.

I just woke up and my nostrils are still taking turns being the stuffy one, which happens every time I get a cold and is why my ears are stuffy.

But at least I have about 8 hours of sleep.

AND I F***ING HATE CAPTCHAS!!!!!!!

My mom asked me if I had a cold the minute I called her on the phone. It’s that obvious!

Hate to break it to you but you're dying of terminal cancer.

No I’m not. I see improvements already. My ear is stuffy but not hurting like it was yesterday.

>I do not drink, smoke, have sex, or work anywhere. Nor am I in school.
What the fuck do you do?
Post boobs to prove you exist ty

I exist, but why the F*** would I post my boobs now?

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Formerly little miss points, until I got trolled. Also Hit

Other blog:

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Had to separate the two because people were sending me hateful, ugly things in my inbox.

I cannot live with the stress of receiving mean, hateful, ugly things online and may have killed myself had it continued any longer.

Someone called me a literal Nazi, hence the change in username several times, which is ridiculous because a woman cannot be one of those! That’s called cyber bullying.

Why would I post my least favorite thing about myself???

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Yes, I live in Texas and I am damn proud of it!

Like they say...

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Why won't jannies ban this spammer?

Because I am not a spammer!

I am someone in distress in dire need of advice!

I am feeling better than I was yesterday, but the infection is spreading down my throat! May develop a nasty phlegm cough if something isn’t done fast! I’m already nasally sounding.

Why does this not internet anyone besides my mom and me???

GD it any MF ing how??????

*interest not internet

Why does this not interest anyone???

WtF should I do???

I am already on meds.

I am a teetotaler, always have been, always will be, and the smell of a cigarette or a vaping pipe turns me off! I hate people who smoke and vape!

Relax. Everyone gets colds. You could have gotten it from anything you touched that may have been touched by someone else who was carrying the germs--like money, or a shopping cart or maybe your parents touched a towel or cabinet or anything. The good news is you'll live. You'll be uncomfortable for a few days but that's it. You can take over the counter cold medicine to feel better but since it's viral you can only relieve symptoms. But you'll be okay.

My little sister has friends who vape, some young enough to be my children, and I consider them white trash.

We do go shopping pretty regularly and I have been known to bag my own groceries because they’re terrible at it.

There you go. Think about how many people have touched those shopping carts and credit card machines etc.

We also have a mailroom at the apartment with parcel lockers and matching keys shared by 1,000+ other residents.

We also have 8 nice pools, but I haven’t swam since August. Other people do, though, even into November if it’s still warm.

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Obv you parents tracked it in your home, they've resisted it, you haven't.

It's going around, just take nsaids and drink fluids.

Also consider therapy.

With the way I’m coughing, my neighbor on the other side of the wall might be getting concerned tonight.

Jesus Christ I can't even imagine being this autistic.

Also this

How did you know I have high functioning autism???

Diagnosed in September 2011.

I’m so f-ing autistic that I know the angle between the hour & min hand of the clock (it’s 3:30, so 75 degrees, that ones easy) at any given time, yet could never live on my own.

Sh1t, I forgot to put my name.

A lot of FtM transgenders are autistic, and it’s more of a male disease anyway. I can mentally calculate every Fri-13 in history (Hitler’s first was September 1889, Einstein’s 1st was June, mine was January, my sister’s was November, my Mom was born 10 days before one in August, etc) yet cannot successfully hold down a job.

I was a year ahead in math from 7th grade onward, making perfect scores on some state tests, yet I had behavioral issues in elem. school that gradually got better, but never completely went away. Even in college, I was still perceived as immature and never fit in.

That’s why it was soooooooooo hard on me, as a substitute teacher, to enforce the rules. I have a long memory and could identify with troublemakers.

I still remember like yesterday, being a 13 y/o honor student, trying to do my best, but crying all the way to the principal in front of the “little 6th grade babies,” who stared at me in dismay, all because a stupid bïtch of a sub sent me out for laughing at a kid who slammed the door in anger when she sent him to the same place!

I want to say it was Friday, November 8, 1996. I kept the detention slip for many years.

How could I, in any good conscience, do the same thing to a similar kid at the same school? I couldn’t and didn’t, therefore I was fired.

It’s embarrassing to admit, but if they made a movie about my life, they would need a young actress who not only dresses like a boy, complete with short hair and occasional a necktie belonging to her dad snuck to school in a secret compartment and tied on the bus ride, but is also a good cryer as well.

I'm actually being serious when I say this, not trying to poke fun at you OP. Get professional help, see a counselor.

You're butt fucking crazy.

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