Need a good suicide method

Anons I’m here for help. I don’t want anyone trying to talk me out of it I just want a little advice on the best way to do it. Nothing flashy that requires me to go out and buy something. Just the best way to ensure that I die as quickly as possible outside of my house preferably (there’s a highway with a low overpass, a police station and a gas station within walking distance of me)

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jump head first in front of big truck on the highway. you'll scar the poor driver, and you'll need a closed casket at your funeral, but you'll be incapable of caring.

Would a train be better

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I drive a big truck and it wouldn't scar me. It would piss me off though.

Don't . Some attempts are fucked and you might end up alive and paralyzed or something. Go calm down user , and see what you can do to improve your situation in life.

Lol faggot. Did you even read what I posted? I’ve been thinking about this for over 2 years I’m not backing out now...

I went throught that too faggot , and for longer time but i didn't stayed to count the years.Try to get out of your mess, there's always some way .

Would it kill me almost instantly?

exit bag
>CPAP mask
>tank of nitrogen or helium
>connect the two
>see Kurt Cobain again

Wow user you saved me! I’m all cured now thanks to your kind words! It’s a miracle!

Yeah because who doesn’t have a tank of nitrogen and a cpap mask lying around right?

Don't listen to me. But if you fuck up your attempt and end up trapped in your body regreting it. You will realise how wasn't worth. Also your family or close ones would suffer either if you die or get trapped .

It depends how fast I was going, If you did it on the Interstate when I was going 70+ then yeah youd be fucking toast. If I was going 35, or even 50, then idk, I think youd stand a real good chance at dying, and also a really good chance at reallllly fucking yourself up.

How well versed are you with train impacts then

Whatever you do, write DNR for Do Not Rescesitate on your body where the doctors can see it. Otherwise you'll get taken to the ER and revived.

If you want to do a train then do a train why are you asking?

Trains are weaklings. I got hit by 3 this morning, and fucking nothing. Fucking trainfags BTFO.

you can get the mask easily and granted the tank is harder but its obtainable.

This is the kinda shit I was looking for when I made this thread

That's not a thing you retard, DNR orders are legal forms not tattoos/sharpies

Fuck you faggot how am I supposed to know that. They’ll get the idea anyways.

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t. train conductor

Would it be more effective to stand in front, lean headfirst into it or lie down on the tracks

none, see