Should I go to a strip club?

Typical euro thinks it's super illegal. It's a slap on the wrist essentially and it happens in every state of course. Plus in Europe aren't there a bunch of rules like in Las vegas.

And not even in the whole state, just some faraway counties.

>Brothel
>NYC
Nah man

I feel your pain fellow east coaster. The only way to get to a brothel is to get on a plane.

Easier to fly to Europe than Nevada.

As a guy who frequents strip clubs I'd say go for it. You get to touch and be touched by women who wouldn't give you the time of day otherwise. For uggos like me having a banging hot blonde with big tits stroking me off into her mouth is something I'm never going to get outside of a strip club or a brothel. Seeing as brothels are incredibly expensive and illegal in the majority of the US I'm sticking with the strippers.

Also, I've used escorts before but those are 100% illegal, more expensive than strippers, and there's a ton of scheduling involved.

Nevada doesn't require passports, foreign currency, possible language skills and spare money for when I get robbed or scammed because I'm an obvious foreigner.

Nevada still sucks tho. Just gonna keep pushing local politicians to legalize it for the safety of the women and regulation to limit std transfer.

>stroking me off into her mouth

What in the fuck? You mean they make you cum into their mouths? As in, your unimpeded semen into their oral orifices?

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Uh yes? Is that unusual? She only gave BJs to guys she knew well and I was a repeat customer. She even swallowed. I miss her...she stopped stripping about two years ago.

It's pretty unheard of at strip places in the US (it is technically illegal). Some aren't even 100% nude, just topless.

It's Europe. Passport control is fast. Currency is easy to change. In brothels they speak english. You will not get robbed or scammed because it's safe unlike America.

some strip clubs are glorified whorehouses. I guess all are if you have enough money.

Agreed. I got lucky I suppose. A fat uggo like me would never have a girl like her sucking me off otherwise. Then again, I've had lots of strippers give me hand jobs.

midwest or southern?
Because there's no fucking way eastcoast/westcoast.

West coast California my dude. I've lost count of how many strippers have given me handies over the years. I want to say at least 30 different women but that's being conservative.

once again I am on the wrong coast, damnit.

Keep in mind this happened and not big name/city strip clubs. These weren't the drop dead 9s or 10s. They were probably high sixes to sevens. Just hot enough to be happy youre feeling their TNA but not hot enough to be to too good to give you a handy/bj.

yea, then kill all the bitches; you'll be the nnext brevik

I almost went when they were having an amateur night (low self esteem college tits, anyone?) But I think strip clubs in general are a little gay, you go sit around with a bunch of men hiding your erections, and for what? Are you gonna run home and jack off? Seems really fucking dumb, unless no offense you're a loser who gets 0 female attention in real life.

No, usually you get private dances with them in the back where the more sensual and fun stuff happens.

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>Uh yes? Is that unusual?
It's not the legality part I'm flabbergasted by, it's the health aspect of it. I'm in New Zealand, where prositution is fully legal, however, there strict laws in place to ensure health safety. One of them is an absolute ban on the non-use of condoms. If you go to a sex worker, you *must* use a condom, no exceptions.

I'm amazed by the amount of risk that that stripper of yours is putting herself in.

Is it normal to not get a erection at a strip club?

I'd think so, it's the whole point isn't it