Why can't I talk to women...

Why can't I talk to women? A woman messaged me today and I just ignored her because I literally couldn't think of anything to say. I don't want to die alone, someone help me

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You talk to them like you would a dude. Turns out women have interests and a personality just like men do! For example, I talked with one of my female friends about how fucking retarded her programming group mates are.

I presume after the 'how are you' you could make a little joke of some sort

>Turns out women have interests and a personality just like men do!

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I think it's something more than that, I can talk to women platonically, but anything romantic or sexual and I just shut off

I usually have this problem but when I don't like the girl. I try not to be an asshole and ignore her completely tho, it's always good to have friends.

I can't talk to dudes either

This is just awful advice. Please guys, don't do this.

you gotta make mistakes to learn from. You'll neve gain the experience of talking to women unless you try and fail. stop being so self aware and afraid of embarrassing yourself.

Shit advice mate. I used to do this. Women can't take banter though, it turned them off

Same here man, I can’t flirt at all, even though I am a decently witty guy, I just can’t do it.
I feel like I’d cringe so hard internally that I’d suffer heart failure if I tried.

This is terrible advice. Women will never want to be anything more than a friend if you talk to them that way. Look at OP's pic, he's not the only one failing at the conversation. Women looking to date a man expect the man to carry the conversation and be the interesting one, and there are also just other ways you have to handle the conversation.
Just treating women like a normal person is a meme that will get women to talk to you like a friend and never anything more.

this image is like watching two bots try to communicate

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im so done with women

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Raise your standards why message fat bitches in the first place

Tell me thats not the actual convo between you two. If so, shes no better at it than you are. She ask how you were, you replied with "good, and you?" And her reply was to again say "how are you?". You already told her and then tou asked yet again....wtf?

Just fucking talk to her like you do here. Ask her what shes doing? How was her day? Take an interest in her. And LISTEN to what she tells you. Make notes if you have to and remember what you can. Bringing up something she said in a passing convo will show her you listened and itll be gold for you.

Actually it's a robot talking to an npc.

some of her pics looked cute.. hell, I even like the odd chubby, you know, the ones with the round butts.. Its just womens whole attitudes, like they can do and say whatever they want to you but the second the shoes on the other foot, you've got making up to do.. just sick of it

typing out random words from a dictionary is better than this strategy

are x's periods now?

If she asks how are you, don't reply with good. Take the opportunity to elaborate. Say 'I'm fantastic right now, enjoying the rush of a well done gym session, and looking forward to the ribeye I will soon fry. '.
Then she can ask you about your routine or your food, or you can follow up with asking her about her favorite foods.

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lol

Yikes man why do you still talk to girls like you are in middle school.

what was I supposed to say. just answer with a figure and leave her to make her mind up. fuck that..

>Take an interest in her. And LISTEN to what she tells you. Make notes if you have to and remember what you can. Bringing up something she said in a passing convo will show her you listened

The problem is this kind of girls never talks, they are fkn bots with pre-configured phrases, I have known many girls like that. Best thing he can do is ignore her