How to have kids?

From my place in life, how can I have kids ASAP? Where can I meet a girl who wants kids?

I want nothing more in life than to have kids. I've wanted this for a long time. Now I'm almost 30 and it's killing me.

I'm 27, white male, from America, good looks, very good job (rich), I speak 3 languages and currently live in Poland. In a few months I'll move to Paris.

Every woman I meet, who is my age and worth dating, either doesn't want kids or "can't see herself having kids anytime soon". I've ended two relationships now on the grounds that the woman doesn't want kids fast enough.

I'm getting desperate and the fact that I'm old is starting to sink in. I understand I will have to settle. I just don't have time to waste anymore -- where can I find a woman who wants the same thing?

Anons who have kids: how did you do it?

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You’re not that old dude. I’m 32 and in no rush. If you were a woman, that might be different.

If all else fails, and you have so much money, go onto Match.com, and list how important it is to you to start a family.

KILL YOURSELF THERE'S NO HOPE FOR YOU

>27
>almost 30
Dude. Come the fuck on.

You should move back to the US and start going to Mormon churches, or hang around serious Catholics in France.

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Youre running out of time, but calm down OP. Youre a dude, youre blessed when it comes to ability to keep making babies. You have another decade before Id say youve really hit the deadline.

You need to play the numbers game, but with a modification. Extremely early in the relationship, like first fucking date, you need to say "I want kids and I want them as soon as possible, within ~3 years."

Be a whale having millions of krill move through its filter, stopping any anti-kid ladies from getting past.

If you get truly desperate OP you could always get a surrogate and become a single father.

YOU'RE TIME IS OVER, YOU WON'T MAKE IT IN LIFE

KILL YOURSELF NOW FAGGOT

This. Where I live in the US, there's a huge number of girls at 27 who are cranking them out. Pick up one on a hen night.

Girls get easier once they near their 30's lol, unless you're chasing 10/10's you shouldn't have much problems dating a 27 year old girl.

thats a lovely pictuee chief

Op wants kids, so any girl over 25 is pretty subpar for his needs. 33 is the latest you should have kids really. Birth defects go up, miscarriages too, and its much more difficult to conceive in the first place. Also she has much less energy for the kids than he will. A kid at 30 means menopause when theyre just 10 years old.

>Birth defects go up, miscarriages too, and its much more difficult to conceive in the first place. Also she has much less energy for the kids than he will.
This is way, way overstated.
>A kid at 30 means menopause when theyre just 10 years old.
This is also bullshit. Women don't hit menopause at 40 on the nose by any measure. In fact, having children late can delay the onset of menopause. My mother had my youngest brother at 44. Kid's a fucking genius, way healthier than I ever was (I was born when she was 25).

The birth defects are. The chance of miscarriage isnt, miscarriage is already pretty common even in perfectly health women. The difficulty to conceive isnt, it can take years longer for women past 25 to conceive then women under 25.

>lol my unique anecdotal experience trumps data
Come on man. Theres even a lady who had kids at 66, should we base what general life choices we make off of her very unique experience? How old are you? Anyone past their twenties can attest that unless they were unhealthy before, your energy goes way down.

Not the user you replied to and also agree that the menopause at 40 was bullshit. The fact that the older a women is, the greater the chance of child defect is true though, although it is not guaranteed. I think that there were exponential increases to the risk of down syndrome at some point, as she gets older. Also, not to seem insensitive, but there are a lot more actual retards in the world these days, and people tend to settle down and have kids later in recent times (working on their careers first) than in the past

Thanks for the advice guys.

Thank you I'll consider that.
I don't want to be 30 and childless. I'm 27 now and single. I feel like I'm in crunch-time.

That's basically how I feel, yes

Thank you for the advice. You actually got me thinking about speed-dating.
> you could always get a surrogate and become a single father.
That is literally plan B if I hit 30 and childless. I have the money and mentally prepared to drop it if it comes to that.

I should have explained better, I never dated a woman over 22. I wouldn't date older because I want several kids (and yeah, birth defects etc), but I'll settle for knocking up an older woman and co-parenting or something like that. My father had 3 marriages and so I know this lifestyle.

thanks. Got it from Jow Forums.

>there are a lot more actual retards in the world these days
I applaud your excellent research skills. How did you come to this conclusion? A nationwide survey of pediatric and obstetrics practices? Also how did you conclude that the presence of such people isn't the result of better reproductive medicine such that these children don't get miscarried?

>I don't want to be 30 and childless. I'm 27 now and single. I feel like I'm in crunch-time.
You have three fucking years until then dude. Don't be retarded.

Well, if there were more in the past, considering that lots of men were lost in wars, wouldn't there have been a lot more retard to non retard ratio of men (not saying that there would be more retards than not, just a greater ratio)

Thanks for overpopulating the world.
Kill youself scum.

If someone has a child destined to be a retard, and need medicine not to miscarriage, maybe it would be better for both the parents and the child for an abortion to take place. Not to be rude to retarded people, but ask yourself, if you had a big company, would you hire retards into important positions (unless forced to)?

This is literally the most brain-dead comment I've ever seen.

So what? You sympathise with them? Understandable. But do you consider them your equal? If yes then either you are also a retard, or you are a cuck, or you've been brainwashed by media, or you don't think much of yourself (and probably a cuck).

>currently live in Poland. In a few months I'll move to Paris.
Its 2 am here and must be 4 am in Poland.
But please, as a Frenchman I kindly ask you to stay in your slavic subhuman shithole, thank you.
Go to bed subhuman, and no.
Being a trashman who works at 4 am is not considered a very good job (rich) among your fellow gypsies and slavs here.

I'm American and we're in the same timezone, Pierre.

Oh Dios mío, la creatura de las americas, its even worse.

Find a girl fresh out of college. They're desperate to not have to get a real job.

I know a few woman that are friends with me that do want kids but idk. You got a kik or something i can show them?

I made a kik: bluejay1441

Also fb... /adrian.vanburen.581

Thank you so much user.

Ok let me show them first just in case they are taken.

So how long are you going to be living in france? Most chicks don't like LDR.

5 years, likely longer.

I don't like LDR either but I'm willing to try if I meet the right person. Like, I just want kids. So naturally it won't be LDR for a long time. There is the possibility I can sponsor her move to France if I meet the right woman. Or visit her.

Honestly I'm not even looking for a relationship. I only want kids.

Hmm yea she may be though. Also my friends are American so bringing her out to France just to have kids and not a relationship may not sit well with her. What kind a woman do you want?