I lost my virginity to a $260 hooker yesterday

I lost my virginity to a $260 hooker yesterday
AMA

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Was it worth it? Was it worth it using cheat codes in real life? Did you find true joy in your life yet?

nah, my dick was numb because of condom, but I still came in like 5 mins. I can easily masturbate to the event though, which is nice, don't need to spend an hour watching porn

Did you pay for an hour or until you nut?

I did too. She was super hot and hygienic let me eat her ass and everything. Still my favorite one to this day... but I kinda wished I saved it for the right girl.

til i nut

Paying extra for bareback is so worth it.

I dont know about all that man. She could have anything.

>Paid $260 for 5 minutes

Your post just makes me sad. I feel bad for you that you get laid without paying. I can't imagine what that must be like. How old are you anyway?

>you get laid without paying

this is a typo correct?

Yes, should have read: you CANT get laid without paying

Girls do cheat, cuc k. Not OP but I have a small dick, I don’t want to risk it.

I have the money ;)
kek, 19. I actually had many chances to get laid in school I was just retarded back then. I mean I could probably still get laid if I tried, but don't feel like it

Not OP but not everyone is perfect to not always worry whether our partner is fucking someone else behind our back.

good job bud

Nothing more than you can catch from a one night stand or a split condom.
Any a condom only protects the dick from herps, not the rest of your body.

Nobody cheated on me you faggot. Keep using the word cuck until it looses it's meaning you inbecile mess.

Maybe you don’t have a small dick

Good luck with the ads

Yeah, those damn advertisers coming for you after you lose your virginity

He meant GRID

That was a joke there son, you missed it, flew right by you