*Knock* *Knock* FBI open up!! We'd like to have a word with you!!
0 - Dies in shootout shortly afterwards 1 - barely escapes on bicycle 2 - sent to High security prison gets fucked in the ass 3 - FBI just goes away 4 - invites in, no big deal 5 - brought in for interrogation 6 - wins shootout 7 - gets recruited by the agency 8 - FBI breaks in and beat the living shit outta you 9 - summoned to jury duty
Doubs- become new director assassinate user before you. Trips- overthrow the government 666-sent to the shadow realm Quads- some crazy Illuminati shit ends the world.
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February 14, 2019 - 07:53
ROLLING BEFORE DELET I MUST KNOW
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Roll fuck you faggot feds you won't catch me
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I have all of the evidence on a dead man’s email. You’re all going down with me. The world will know the truth.
*Roll
February 14, 2019 - 07:57
They assume I’m simply crazy and walk away or my dead man’s email works. We got em boys
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February 14, 2019 - 07:59
This may honestly be the best thread on Jow Forums. I leave for a few months and this place fucking falls apart.
February 14, 2019 - 07:59
>implying i don't own the FBI
February 14, 2019 - 08:00
I've kinda always wanted that to happen. You know where to find me glow niggers.
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>sent to high security prison Kek
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I murder every Jew and nuke Israel.
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Japanese spy overthrows government
February 14, 2019 - 08:05
>recruited by the agency Seems kinda cool I guess.
February 14, 2019 - 08:06
based reich of the english teacher
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Kys fosforescent basketball Americans
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oh ok. lets see what wiil happen
February 14, 2019 - 08:08
Gentlemen, this seems to be a case of mistaken identity.
February 14, 2019 - 08:08
You forced me to do this.
February 14, 2019 - 08:09
howdy niggers, what did i roll :o?
February 14, 2019 - 08:10
You’re all deemed too powerful to waste as an asset. Enjoy your lives of Mueller shilling
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man, they are in need of some work force you got interrogated first, but then they recruited you
February 14, 2019 - 08:12
user below murders you, sends example to other new recruits he is leading
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Winning a shoot out, is a given, uncle Sam's already confiscated their guns
February 14, 2019 - 08:19
Too bad he just got whacked by
February 14, 2019 - 08:20
"Fuck you, glow-in-the-darks!"
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February 14, 2019 - 08:23
I love these type of threads
February 14, 2019 - 08:23
February 14, 2019 - 08:24
Its total shitposting but its my guilty pleasure that takes me back to my newfag days on /b/. I feel like as long as it is Jow Forums related in some aspect, mods should have some leniency
February 14, 2019 - 08:25
6 get
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February 14, 2019 - 08:26
Dont drop the soap boipussy
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good get - i got jury duty
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I'd like my lawyer to be here with me, sir.
February 14, 2019 - 08:28
February 14, 2019 - 08:28
i've heard that knock before
February 14, 2019 - 08:29
I wonBut you did me a kil fak you
February 14, 2019 - 08:29
Why would the FBI come to my house? I don't have a dog for them to shoot.
February 14, 2019 - 08:30
You've made a good patsy. Mission accomplished.
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February 14, 2019 - 08:31
I feel like this should be less funny than it is. Also, rolling.
February 14, 2019 - 08:31
DIE FBI SPICS
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nigga stole my bike! Gotta roll again.
February 14, 2019 - 08:34
Why is he making the white power sign?
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February 14, 2019 - 08:36
That you on the left
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Rolling lets hope for some gun action.
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Gib 6 pls so that I didnt waste all this money and time
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>"What do you Agent Smith wannabe fags want?" Rolling
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Fug. Guess a nigga gonna roll xd
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