Be...me

>be...me
>finally break out of inceldom
>get a job too
>life is very good
>find out my girlfriend has a nigger guy friend
>don't trust him, he's a chad and always winking at me
>approach him outside his work(he's a dishwasher)
>"Hey, stay away from Kirsten"
>he laughs "Whatever man you don't own me or her"
>call him a nigger and imply I'm part of a gang to scare him
>he laughs, puts his hand on my shoulder and then suddenly berserks on me
>wake up in hospital
>girlfriend dumped me
>several ribs broken
>decide to get revenge
>post about it on kiwifarms
>kiwifarms: HAHAHAHA YOU FAGGOT
>LETS GOOGLE HIS USERNAME
>OH MAN LOOK AT ALL THIS FURRY PORN
>LOOK AT THIS SJW BLOG ON TUMBLR
>HO-HO-HOLY SHIT GUYS HE HAS AN OLD LIVEJOURNAL WHERE HE'S A NAZI
>DUDES HIS REDDIT IS LITERALLY TEXTBOOK INCEL
>get laughed out of the thread
>one of them finds my facebook and dumps a collage of my most racist, most feminist, and most incel cringe into everyone on my friend's list DMs
>life ruined

I HATE THIS FUCKING WEB SITE. I HATE ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS I REALLY, REALLY DO. ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GRADUATE TO NORMIE STATUS AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M THE MOST HATED PERSON I KNOW

FUCK ALL OF YOU

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It's sad to think someone had to imagine themselves in this scenario in order to create this fake story. Giving up your soul just to get on r/Jow Forums, just fucking sad if I'm honest famalam

To think a 30 year old made up this unfunny story in order to be remotely funny on 4chin-chin

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this will never be a copy pasta

I got a kek out of this.

at least you tried

nice try but not really

lmaooooooooo

2/10

Pussy is not fun. Hardening up on Hitler is the new edgy that hits like a mint sword in veteran hand.

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