>be...me >finally break out of inceldom >get a job too >life is very good >find out my girlfriend has a nigger guy friend >don't trust him, he's a chad and always winking at me >approach him outside his work(he's a dishwasher) >"Hey, stay away from Kirsten" >he laughs "Whatever man you don't own me or her" >call him a nigger and imply I'm part of a gang to scare him >he laughs, puts his hand on my shoulder and then suddenly berserks on me >wake up in hospital >girlfriend dumped me >several ribs broken >decide to get revenge >post about it on kiwifarms >kiwifarms: HAHAHAHA YOU FAGGOT >LETS GOOGLE HIS USERNAME >OH MAN LOOK AT ALL THIS FURRY PORN >LOOK AT THIS SJW BLOG ON TUMBLR >HO-HO-HOLY SHIT GUYS HE HAS AN OLD LIVEJOURNAL WHERE HE'S A NAZI >DUDES HIS REDDIT IS LITERALLY TEXTBOOK INCEL >get laughed out of the thread >one of them finds my facebook and dumps a collage of my most racist, most feminist, and most incel cringe into everyone on my friend's list DMs >life ruined
I HATE THIS FUCKING WEB SITE. I HATE ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS I REALLY, REALLY DO. ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GRADUATE TO NORMIE STATUS AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M THE MOST HATED PERSON I KNOW
It's sad to think someone had to imagine themselves in this scenario in order to create this fake story. Giving up your soul just to get on r/Jow Forums, just fucking sad if I'm honest famalam
Nolan Morgan
To think a 30 year old made up this unfunny story in order to be remotely funny on 4chin-chin
