How am I to interpret when female collegues eat bananas besides me?

Why do some female collegues insist on eating bananas beside me at coffe breaks?

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Are they looking you in the eye and circling their tongue around the top of the banana? Do they suck on it a little and give you a little wink? Then end biting their lip?

The only way to beat them is to buy a bunch of oysters and lick them up while staring into her eyes. Let her know what it’s like to be uncomfortable

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Obviously it’s because they want to have sex with you. No other possible reason for eating during lunchtime

I eat a banana every day near my male coworkers but I usually turn to my desk to take the first bite. It feels kinda sexual indeed.

I don't intend it to be a signal, but alas I fucked one of em recently.

Well it's definitely not because they're hungry and they want to eat food. That would just be crazy and dumb. They're probably imagine the banana is you, getting wetter with every passing second as they scramble to have a mind blowing orgasm before their 5 mins is up and they have to go back to work.

It's only a matter of time til you fuck all of them and they pass you around like a peace pipe

One of my female friends always breaks off a piece to eat them in public.
Never eats them regularly cuz of pervs like OP

Of course not, women mouths are not for eating, they're for eating or for swallowing.

Projection, all of a sudden it's all OP:s fault.