ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

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FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like ?
>What do girls/guys think about
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, .

>Guys insecure with their 4+ inches dick
Fuck off

>[insert humble (or otherwise) brag]
Fuck off.

>Why is there no new thread?
Just make one. You can use these macros: imgur.com/a/y6BF2

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how to approach a girl. shes very quite and shy and goes home straight after lectures, and I have big autism. I tried looking at youtube videos but theyre all cringey incel pick up artist shit

To Peanut:

Last thread died, and I want you to see this.

I really don't understand how you think you help, when you instantly take a stance, and then never budge, no matter what new information you get.

You just got a slew of new information, and your response is "y... You are just whining now".

If you don't want people to see you as a meme, is seriously suggest you actually read more, and didn't just cherry pick the exact lines that support your initial assumption, even taking them out of context or twisting them to be unrecognizable.

If you actually listened and talked to them, instead of this rambling lecturing, that is obviously not hitting the target at all, due to you not actually reading the replies you get.

That user is actually listening. Contrary to normal, the replies actually visibly change her opinion on the situation. If you had not been so stubborn, you could maybe have been able to give something resembling good advice. But you insisted on hammering on your initial point.

It's honestly a bit sad. If you have to be a namefag, at least use it for something, and don't just burn your reputation by acting like a stubborn child.

This is friendly advice. Unlike most people, I haven't called you out for being an idiot so far, so consider this advice from someone who likes having regulars like you giving input. I wish more people provided the same amount of feedback that you do, but you just give such awful advice whenever it turns into a conversation. Improve that, and people might be less likely to flame you all the time.

Fisrt run up to her, don't tail behind keeping pace, fucking catch up to her. Ok next bit It's impossible to teach you the metaphysical stuff here and since you're a newbie, have some scaffolding. DO NOT SAY IT LIKE A ROBOT and say it calmly and not fast.

Go up to her and calmly say the magic words "hey excuse me"
Then say "I just wanted to say (genuine compliment/I think you're pretty cute"
Then say "I'm user" and then put out your hand so as to offer her a handshake. If things go as planned (which is never guaranteed) she'll introduce herself.

Now you could talk about anything but here's some more ezpz scaffolding

Ask her what course she's studying and then ask her why she's studying it. I shouldn't need to explain this.

quickly talk about your course and why you do it. Then say "hey I need to quickly catch my bus/train/get home, I think you're pretty cool and would like to meet again. What's your FB/IG/whatsapp/number?"

If she gives you your number and you can tell she likes you, don't just run off, ask her when she's free and try and arrange a coffee/drinks/spitroast. it's much easier to arrange times and a date THERE AND THEN opposed to doing it over text where she may feel too pressured to look at your message.

Then wish her a lovely arvo or whatever.

If she says she has a boyfriend or does any sort of no just say 'oh nice, have a great day :)'

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"He says things he doesn't mean because he is hurting, he wants you to feel how he feels, and he wants to know how you feel about him. He wants a reaction. Don't listen to his words listen to his actions."

Regardless of intentions how true is this? A man to his ex.

>me and crush finally kiss
>a week after our first kiss she comes to my house to watch a movie
>we get into it, she gives me a handjob
>afterwards I finger her until she cums
>the next day she comes over again
>we're playing monopoly with my family
>play with her nipples under her shirt the whole game, no one notices
>from friday until yesterday we didn't see each other
>over text she kept saying cute things like how much she wanted to be with me and how much she wanted to kiss me
>yesterday, she comes over again
>we sneak into the guest bedroom
>after some kissing and groping, I start rubbing her clit
>after she cums she says "I don't think anyone's ever made me cum so fast"
>let her breathe a little, put one finger in and start stimulating her G spot
>she's moaning
>after a couple seconds she says "user we have to go, we've been gone too long"
>I'm wearing sweatpants
>she starts getting dressed, notices my bulge and rubs the outside of my pants
>I say "If you're gonna do that at least stick your hand in there"
>she pulls my dick out
>"Oh my god user it's so hard"
>gives me 3 or 4 strokes
>puts it back in my pants
>"Sorry user, we really should go"
>after dinner we go to the guest bedroom again
>she asks to just lay there and cuddle
>we do that
>drive her home
>today she hasn't been nearly as sweet over text
>asked me if I wanted to go over for lunch with her parents next week
>invited me to go on holiday with her and her parents
>asked if she could come over again on friday

Is "no one's ever made me cum so fast" a good thing? Why didn't she just give me a handjob, and only remember we had been gone too long after she had her orgasm? Why's she been so "dry" texting today? We've been talking for 3 months, but only been "together" for a week, why is she already inviting me over for lunch with her parents and for a family holiday? Please tell me if I'm overthinking

what he says are his actions. a cunt is a cunt no matter what excuses he makes

Don't give him attention dude.

Soundslike the type of guy that thinks he's actually a good guy "deep down"
There is no such thing as deep down, it's like that sweet line in Batman begins.

>visiting my home town
>invite my old crush out drinking
>he comes back to my hotel room
>kisses me and says he’s always loved me
>i give him a handjob
>he sucks on my tits and fingers me
>we’re about to have sex
>he’s reluctant
>turns out he has a girlfriend
>says they’re on a break but he’s probably lying
>i say we don’t have to have sex
>we end up cuddling instead
>he starts crying
>i comfort him
>next day he’s holding my hand and calling me “my love”

wtf is going on here