Pls help think of something witty besides just a dck pic

Pls help think of something witty besides just a dck pic

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Useful and slides in perfectly

>I’m a bookmark
What the fuck kind of response is that? What did you even mean

Or always able to spread your pages

>not being a bookmark.

You sound like a virgin bro. Bet you’ve never even sucked some stress out of some titties. Sad.

"let me suck the stress out our titties"

copy paste this and hit send, don't think twice. don't be a bitch.

Don’t respond for a few days, then say.

>I save boring stories for later.

Her name is Angola?

I HAVE A GOOD MEMORY. GET IT BECUASE A BOOK MARK REMEMBERS WHERE YOU LEFT OFF INA BOOK HGAHAH

Oh fuck. And I thought I couldn't talk to women. What even is this interaction?

>I fit right in your crevice
or some shit like that, get sexual

topkek

real fuckin smooth dude

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Is it really? Or are you being sarcastic?
I'm kinda autistic when it comes to texting so I usually try to avoid it if I can.
(Just look at my post, I can't even tell if you were joking or not)

Sarcasm. The fact he said he's a bookmark in response to her saying she's a book already implies what your post said, and she replied by lightly making fun of him. Were he to reply as you suggested, he'd just look pathetic and desperate.
The right thing to do here is throw a clever jab back at her jokingly, and if OP were clever enough to come up with a response on his own he wouldn't have made this thread.

This.

this

There to remind you of your place.

>bitch

Best answer ITT but I honestly doubt this girl will pick up on the nuance of this.

send a picture of a bookmark covering your dick

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i remember this thread

This. It works for tinder chad and his beta horde.

i don't, is there a link? i couldn't find anything

Bingo.

archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/20468158

Scroll down and you’ll see a couple conversations with him starting off with the titties pickup line