FUCKFUCKFUCK HELP WATDO AAAAAAA

FUCKFUCKFUCK HELP WATDO AAAAAAA

this girl messaged me first, first date we talked and went around with eachtoher for 5 and a half hours, she grabbed my hand and wouldn't let go, second date we french kissed a lot but she refused touching, i indirectly subtly suggested fingering her in the cinema yesterday by telling her to not touch herself for at least a day before we go and now i get this she's the one that went fast first how do i not be a cuck? do i go "well, for someone who wants to slow down you seemed to be going pretty fast in the beginning ;)" or that + "i think we should go faster"?

SHIT QUICK GUYS

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What's the rush?

>french kissed

>refused touching

That's like running straight to third instead of first

I think she just got you all horned up man

she wants assurances that you're not just pump and dumping. slow it down, allow the appropriate amount of time to pass where she no longer feels like she's giving it up too easy, and proceed to pump and dump.

Women will suck off random whos at parties and they wont let you even tap that after 5 hours? Fuck that bitch.

>you make it hard for me to control myself
or something tongue in cheek like
>only if you say please
damn I don't know dude, shes your girl you should have already got down what works for her after 6 hours

Well, she probably feels like a slut and not comfortable doing those things with her body so quickly. Some girls just want to hold hands and shit for the first few dates. Just do that and keep being patient.

nothing i just don't want to be a cuck and get trailed around and lead around like a beta
this is what i thought, i got a massive boner and she felt it and asked if i was grinding on her and i just laughed and we continued french kissing
she does, she told me she doesn't "just want to be another girl in my harem"
i know right, the thing is she's a shy awkward virgin who's never even kissed a guy, i was literally her first proper kiss and i could tell, her virginity shows, extremely inexperienced
exactly, that's a good idea, here's what i said should i say: (only if you say please) or you make it hard for me to control myself and say something about her big tiddies or both?
sounds like the perfect path to beta cuckery, and i'm not into that shit

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Get her drunk. She will be sucking you off in under 30 minutes. Women are playing their shit games but once they get few shots they show their true colors.

don't mention tiddies shitforbrains, HER SOUL AND WAY OF THINKING MAKES IT HARD, OBVIOUSLY
fuck me you have much to learn

OH FUCK GUYS DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL ALERT ALERT ALERT BEEP BEEP BEEP I'M SPILLING MY FUCKING SPAGHETTI

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send dick pic

>ok :D

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You’re fucking autistic dude. Sound super desperate for sex.

>out of all the advice given, he chooses the most autistic one to follow

oh user

>sounds like the perfect path to beta cuckery, and i'm not into that shit
You're a cad dude. I hope she dumps you.

she wont. Girls love chads. Betas get scraps from tryrone.

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WHAT THE FUCK MAN I SAID WHAT YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO SAY REEE HE SAID I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN BUT OH NO NOW HE'S AN AUTIST FUCK AAAAA

OH SHIT WE'RE LOOSING HER, FUCK WHAT DO I SAY

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>WHAT'S THE RUSH

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that girl is not pretty

you know it's bad when the situation would be improved dramatically by just shutting the fuck up

do better user.

You might as well just use the “let me suck the stress out your titties” line now. You’re already screwed, fuck it why not

it's still okay. Say okay nonchalantly. Say that you was just joking. Dont sound desperate. Female sees those messages on internet in complete different view. They dont take it seriously. They take seriously in person talk. Plan next date. Bring lots of alcohol and fuck her. Then dump her for being stupid bitch.

>Say that you was just joking
>literally advising "haha jk"

yall need to lurk more and post less

"haha jk" is meta. It just works.

GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU WHY DO I KEEP LISTENING TO YOU GUYS DID I FIX IT I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST COMPLETELY FUCKED ITS OVER SHE KNOWS PROBABLY I TIHNK AAAAAAAAAAAJGWEIIGWJGWGJWEIOGJWEGJIOWEJIOWGOIJ

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Just tell her that its okay if she wants to go slower and you just really like her. If she really was doing stuff to you then she'll probably initiate if you stop.

>you are not even legal yet

well are you?

Is this a real line lmao

>you are not even legal yet

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Yee. All hail tinder Chad.

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you're late, very late, look at what i said and tell me it's not over
she's 17, i'm 18, she's turning 18 in 1 month, this is legal in the U.S and every other sane place in the world, fucking germany is 14, so your FBI thing is bullshit but the thing is i'm in a country where there are no near-age-exemptions, even if you're underage and have sex with someone else underage you can BOTH be prosecuted for raping eachother no matter how "consensual" it is
and then i have to go through this bullshit, it just makes me jaded and destitute

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She types like a nigger but she's white.

Chad of Chad's

fucking dumb nigger, being a nigger is a state of mind, there are black people, white people etc, and then there are niggers like you

>she's 17, i'm 18, she's turning 18 in 1 month, this is legal in the U.S and every other sane place in the world

enjoy 20 years in prison.

Is.. Is this my n-word pass?

You’re already fucked faggot, might as well throw a hail marry with your desperate ass

You took all of my advice wew
Just don't spaz out the next time you're out, get her high or drunk and get it

You deserve this OP.

HOLY FUCK user!!! STOP!!
JUST ACCEPT HER REQUEST TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER!!
SAY, “i understand, and I’d love to get to know you more. i really enjoy spending time with you.”

STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT AN ARGUMENT, SHE JUST WANTS THE RELATIONSHIP TO SLOW DOWN REEE
PLEASE user I AM CRINGING SO HARD
PLEASE STOP BEING AUTISTIC WHILE YOURE AHEAD

YOU SOUND DESPERATE FOR SEX user. YOU ARE LITERALLY A NICE GUY RN. SHE PROBABLY ALREADY SENT THE CHATS TO FRIENDS TO LAUGH AT YOU.

You're clearly being baited hard

SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!! If you really care about her, let her know you want her heart more than her body

>going on normal dates with a nonslut sounds like the perfect path to beta cuckery
>proceeds to go full retard and essentially beg for sex
You are the kind of cuck that ends up coming here posting that you wish you could find a girl with a non-blown out pussy and a sub 30 body count

just lie and say your friend took your phone, works 90% of the time if you sperg out and say something like that