What are some unusual questions i can ask a girl who is looking to be entertained? (and will lead to sex)

“My life is a mess, I smoke weed everyday and struggle mentally, wanna come over?”
Should work, good odds she’s still on the cock-carousel.

You want top or bottom?

>É A NOVA ERA PETISTA SAFADA.

What was your favourite part of catcher in the rye?

"I have always wondered, is it true women can use their keen sense of smell and monocular vision to track carrion from miles away, or is that just buzzards?"

Fuck. My ex left me for someone exactly like that.

I'm literally a rich 6'3'', medical student, fit, dude too. Girls literally want instability in their younger years.

That is very sad, sorry to hear that.

That's not true, why would they want instability?

Not really false (for some), young people can feel suffocated if their life is predictable/mellow and they can imagine everything continuing the way it is for decades to come. This applies to men too, though.

Because they get used to the comfort of security because they've never struggled and don't know why thats what people aim for. So they toss themselves into foreign environments to better understand themselves and of course, the grass is always greener.

Jow Forums discord server might be useful for you anons

discord.gg/FgZHZZf

>Venezuela economy relies primarily on oil
>Oil prices crash
>US sanctions Venezuela
>Maduro calls for UN observers for the election, opposition and US prevent this, opposition refuses to participate in election
>US tries to push the "illegitimate election" narrative despite the opposition claiming the presidency, and none of the instances in the Venezuelan constitution where this can happen are fulfilled
>US sends troops to Venezuela

This is literally a US-backed coup attempt, explicitly for oil (look at John Bolton's comments). They are trying to push the "human rights" narrative, despite the US's primary source of oil literally commiting genocide in Yemen. Don't fall for it. A coup will do nothing to improve the quality of life for the Venezuelan people. It will just bring destruction, and result in an even worse economic situation; instead of the profits going towards corrupt individuals in Venezuela, it will go towards filling the US's pockets.

I feel personally attacked

>t. bipolar, unemployed (but I'm taking some college classes) stoner

>predictable/mellow

How do you switch it up and show them instability then?

that actually makes a lot of sense.

Protip
ME oil goes to EUROPE.
Most US oil now comes from DOMESTIC sources now. Meaning my state.
Yeehaw, chucklefucks.

women like it when you can kind of verbally bounce the way they can. saying a lot of words with little meaning but displaying quick wit

Yeah sure.
Never mind the loads of people invading my country due to starvation. That's just what the media wants you to see.

Ask her questions that will lead into interesting things about you

"anal?"

You're probably boring. You sound it.

Do you like the taste of beer? Or any other alcohol.

If the answer is some form of 'yes' then there is a good chance she is easy.

If you find that you agree with taste in alcohol then there is a good chance that you will also get along with her outside of the bed as well.

"do you want to see the thread I made on Jow Forums"

America and much of the western world has been brainwashed by shitty reality television, lifetime films, books,etc.
And I don't mean in the Jow Forums jewish boogey man way.

This brainwashing I'm talking about is more like that old saying "art imitates life" and vice versa.
It's an unintentional consequence of having tv dramas and romance films that romanticize the idea of being in unstable relationship situations.
And just the whole overdramatization of reality tv.
All these programs were primarily aimed towards female audiences and over the last few years/decades we've started seeing this kind of behavior show up irl.

A woman who's been infatuated with these fantasies will fuck up her own stability to pretend to be the lead female of chick flick#637 and travel the world(couch surf and take selfies)find herself(see some shrink, do yoga or get into psychadelics) and find love (fuck some guys she met at clubs)

based

>>im a virgin