Lol whats up her ass?

>be me
>working at table in hall between mom's bedroom and my/my siblings bedroom
>mom comes home
hi mom
you alright?

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Are you having a stroke? This is unreadable.

What are you writing my man. Re-write please

mom gets pissy for no reason and acts like a child, why and what do I do now?

Sounds like she's feeling alone and doesn't know how to express it.

If you love your mom:
>ask her if she needs help with chores or whatever
>ask about her hobbies
>ask about her day
>suggest something fun together, like walk in the park, picnic or bike riding
>crack a few jokes or watch something that you're both into then discuss

If you dislike your mom
>ignore the old hag

Honestly this.
Women never really know how to express what they actually want. It's unfortunate but you were born with a penis and the unlimited challenge of your potential mates being non straight forward by nature because a huge chunk of women go through life based on emotion.

It's people, not women alone. Don't be a brainlet, the way your genitals grew into has nothing to do with social and conversational skills. That's woman hating incel tier shit and you're not like that, right user?

Some people simply express better than others.

She must be single cuz she's acting like a child with her own children.

Most people rely on small talk to feel relevant. Telling your mom that you don't like small talk and only talk about important things makes her think she's not important since she might not have anything like that to say.

yes
>hobbies
none
>her day
already did
>fun together
she doesnt do anything with me and has not since I was 6
>crack jokes or consume media
she doesnt care for any of that
>chores
will do

>using incel to make people agree with you

ugh not that shit

the small talk always turns into her bitching at me tho

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Nah women really do act differently than men. Not saying that it's only women but if you're saying that women arent a majority on running life by emotion then I'll have to disagree.

All that criteria shit that women put on dating profiles and shit isn't actually what they're looking for 9 times outa 10 it's because those qualities make them feel a certain way. Ex: I want a guy that's 6'0+ actually just means I want a guy that's big enough to make me feel secure, or womanly, or whatever.

Whereas 9 times outa 10 (masculine) men are usually just cut and dry about what they want in a woman.

Not saying either is better. I understand men more because I am a man. Simple as that homie.

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What about the small talk leads to her bitching to you? Any examples? It could be that since you naturally don't like small talk you come across as insincere or uninterested and frustrate her or she could just be paranoid that you're thinking how boring it is.

the small talk isnt normal small talk even
when I said to her
>not a fan of small talk
I meant this kind of small talk which I can only describe as an extended form of whining

Just since I posted this thread she walked past me and said
>how are your grades
got to have some good news since your piece of trash sister is running off with that man again

yes, the boyfriend is a piece of shit but WHY ARE YOU BITCHING TO ME ABOUT IT

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>Nah women really do act differently than men.
Genitals don't dictate your behavior. It might affect it before menstruation yeah since the hormones go wild but that's about it. Men also get that kind of behavior problems once every few months, not every month. The equivalent of male period, at least behaviorally, exists. Just not every month.

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>All that criteria shit that women put on dating profiles and
They put on their profiles whatever they think they want in an attractive guy. That being said, you can thank the media and fashion for branding attractive only tall ripped gym rats.

Couple of decades ago we would have worshiped chubby women. That being said, not everyone goes for that type of body. It's just the people that want to follow the trends do.

> I understand men more because I am a man.
I'm a man too, but once you take biology into account, gender roles which are still a thing and the toxic fashion that has been going on for ages, it's easy to see patterns.

You sound like you have real issues with your mom.

hobbies
none
>fun together
she doesnt do anything with me and has not since I was 6
>crack jokes or consume media
she doesnt care for any of that

Either she is literally too depressed to get into anything or you don't know her very well nor care to.

I get that, but you can talk about the better parts of your sister for example. Take her bitching about a subject and lead it into a more positive outlook. If its really bad just tell her that every time you try to talk about the family or her day or your school work she likes to start complaining.

People love complaining about stuff because they're interested in the situation, they're just too used to being pessimistic about it.

When people ask "am I autistic?", I'll point them to threads like this.

yub yub yub shes not depressed she just has a cancerous attitude and could whine about winning the lottery

if I said anything positive about my sister she would start whining about how

>>>I GAVE THAT GIRL EVERYTHING, I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT, SHE HAD A PERFECT CHILDHOOD, AND SHE CHOOSES TO ACT LIKE THIS, DONT MAKE EXCUSES FOR IT

gotten that rant 5 times now

>you're autistic for reasons unknown x d lmao

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Be nice to your mother you fucking nigger!

bro I am, I go out of my way to be nice to her , not for some gay STRONG WOMEN DESERVE SUPPORT shit but because shes my blood

My wife is always up my boys ass for no reason. I just tell him "bitches" fuck those cunts. Bunch of nitpicking. They never talk about anything real. Bumping for insight.

Lol ok. Man brain/=woman brain

Check fukin mate