I downloaded tinder and hinge, now what?

I downloaded tinder and hinge, now what?

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Go ahead if you wanna risk getiing your heart broke OFTEN. The kind where the only way to get over it, is to be a fucking degenerate and fuck around at parties, just to fall in love with a girl you meet there, and the cycle repeats until you die. Endless pain, with brief moments of ecstasy thinking you found the one.

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how is hinge different from tinder? why did you install both instead of just tinder?

I have no idea, I haven't done this before.

You can't care so much about Tinder.
Most people seem to be on there due to boredom, first, for hookups, second, and for an actual relationship, third. You can't expect to (I'd say you shouldn't even LET yourself) fall in love with someone on Tinder, at least until you know them well

I have a good pic of myself, but my intro is a bit boring. "I'm brandon, I like swiss cheese, bad movies, punk rock, mopeds and bikes". It's not creative or really funny, interesting, or eye catching. I not going to lie, IRL I'm pretty boring.

Be quiet and stop posting bait
God damn I want you to genuinely suffer continuously and I rest assured knowing you already are if you need Tinder to date

Tripfags are a cancer that needs to be fucking purged. No exceptions

Ok.

Seriously though, does anyone have any serious advice for me? Profile set up, pics I should have etc?

I got four matches and every single one ghosted me. On bumble i got one match who never talked.

It just made me feel even worse about myself. I‘m fucked

The fuck is wrong with you?

Bro just take some good pictures of yourself and leave bio empty, none reads that shit

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I think you are better off checking the archives for tinder threads than asking here.

Google the following line:

tinder thread site:boards.4channel.org

Redpill me on Hinge.

I met some lawyer lad in London lost after a hinge date.

We get this thread, and many other copy-threads, every week comrade

Nah, bios are important.

Uninstall both. They are botnets that don't respect your freedoms.

Hahahahahhhhahahaa no

If you look hot none reads that shit, i get 3 matches every day

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I mean yes, but also no. I've swiped left on girls just because of their bio. I've also had girls either tell me they like my bio or start the conversation off by making a joke in reference to my bio. It's a good conversation starter and paints a better picture of who you are. If people are on the fence about swiping, the bio becomes the determining factor, if you aren't interesting they'll swipe left.

I know you have mild aspergers, so maybe you aren't the best person to give advice about dating...

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Oh lol, you are right there but no need for stupid bait like that, at least apologize to me like a man

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Didn't mean to hurt your feelings mate, just a statement.

bump

This guy is giving you advice
pic related is this Ted Cruz looking ass

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>3 matches a day
>he thinks this makes him hot
the fuck dude? I consider myself below average and I got around 9 or 10 matches a day back when I used tinder.
you ugly as hell, boy.

I live in small town, and people here dont use tinder

get ready for girls to not understand your clever jokes and get all uptight about it

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cope

>pop culture reference
>clever joke
also do you really think roasties are going to have seen office space?

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have sex

So,many,fucking,commas,jesus,dude,slow,down.

>too many commas
>slow down
???

>pop culture reference that isn't obviously a reference and is too old for most people to get
>making it worse by explaining it instead of rolling with things
>still calling it clever
C'mon, I know you can do better than this.

>not aware of Brandon
newfellow

if hinge is anything like tinder, enjoy seeing a carbon copy of the same 3 girls