Give me good advice on how to attract women. Thank you

The fortitude buff and penis ability are two of the most OP things in the game, kid.

>women don't want sex-crazed men
Yeah that's why the 80/20 rule exists... it's not like that 20% of men have ever had sex or anything like that...

>live in an era of instant gratification
That still doesn't counter my point about how it'd be better to be a woman, if anything it strengthens it.

Not really, if you were female you'd have the society/white knights and the state itself on your side.

>Wear a fucking helmet before you post please
>It's time to graduate high school in your head.
boy you have some horrible dunks

I never said being in complete isolation from society. At this cocoon stage is where you build your social skills and social circle. All I’m saying is to not pursue girls at this period of time because that time should be spent on building yourself.

Also. The most important thing a man can do is enjoy spending his time ALONE. Its okay to be ALONE. That’s how you get out of the dependency mindset of needing to be around other people.

Never listen to a woman’s advice about women

>the 80/20 rule exists
Show me the data

It's not a dunk. It's the truth. You're chronically single because you act like you're 12.
Same to you. Blaming everyone but yourself is what fucking children, and your chronically single ass, do.
Have fun being a lonely fuck because you don't understand why women don't want a fucking emotional basket case.

Why are you guys always surprised when women don't want sanctimonious scolds who always have to last word every argument by shoving blame onto someone else?

Can you type and do you know anything about human interaction?

>can't provide proof
>demands others prove their point
Is being such a hypocrite tiring or is it basically all subconscious by now

When did I blame anyone? I simply said life would be better as a woman, I never blamed anyone for anything.
Maybe you have some interalized issues you're projecting here or something.

right because it's not like women actually understand what could seem like an absolute shit show from the outside looking in. Building yourself is a futile effort if you spend most of your time by yourself, as you might build up the wrong thing without input from others. Yeah it's okay to be alone but if you eventually want be in a relationship with a woman you actually need to spend time with some first.Women are not hive-minded creatures, we do not all think the same, just because one woman doesn't know what she wants doesn't mean all other women are like that. And by your logic I should never trust my guy friends for advice on how to flirt with guys because they don't know what men want.

>It's not a dunk. It's the truth. You're chronically single because you act like you're 12.
Oh I'm not that guy. Just a neutral observer pointing out that you're not funny at all. I can see that self-awareness is not your strength though so don't worry, I'm not expecting you to change or anything.

Read this bookofpook.neocities.org

and dont listen to this retards here

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Here's a simple tip: Make yourself someone girls want to be with. Every lonely retard only cares about themselves and what they want in a woman without ever considering what the type of woman they're attracting wants. What are you bringing to the table that will make them ever want to be with you? Do you even know what women want? No? Well there's your first problem, dipshit.

Do you look nice and presentable? Hair/posture/skin/muscles. You don't even need that big of muscles just some indication that you're aware of your health.

Are you fun to talk to? Will any woman want to talk to you and hear what you have to say? Are you able to hold a friendly platonic conversation with a woman? Do you look excited and interested around them or do you mope around and complain like a fucking pussy? Can you at least make jokes?

Are you interesting? Do you have a personality? Interests? Hobbies? Opinions? Do you really think sitting at home playing video games, arguing with people online, and masturbating 3x a day is attractive to women?

Will you do your part in the relationship? Come up with date ideas, make them feel safe, listen to them, do nice gestures, try to lift their spirits on hard days, etc?

If you can do these things then it becomes really fucking easy to strike up a conversation with a woman and get her interested. Single women in their 20s are all desperate for relationships. So many girls just jump into relationships because they want to be in one. They talk about men all the fucking time.

Roll in shit. Chicks dig it. Fuck off. We dont need your beta semen poisoning our grand pool of Alpha's. You should just become a cocksmoker.

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So wait a fucking second

What you're telling me Cousin is that Valentines day is for the 30 year olds

This site was made to pretty much just show tits

so thanks I guess

>make yourself someone girls want to be with
They try. And then some succeed.

But none of them solve the problem where they don't really like people to begin with. Social backwardness is usually a result of not being a terribly social person to begin with.

I don't know why everyone wants a girlfriend so bad when they're antisocial and dislike people as a general rule. A girlfriend is constant social expression and interaction, she's not just a blowjob and sex machine. Well, some are, but they're usually on hourly.

That's the problem, they want an anime waifu. Specifically, they want the part about the anime, where they can pause her, play the parts they like over and over, and skip over all the shit they don't care about.

That's my experience anyway, they've got this image of what a 'girlfriend' is that it ceases to be their standards, and becomes just an outright fantasy.
There's also the matter that few of them put work into themselves and those that do, usually do it to try and get laid, which is possibly the single least impressive motivation for literally anything, as far as anyone who isn't a virgin is concerned.

Well put. They want what they want but they don't want to be what she wants. No wonder they have such a hard time.

This just screams incel

>you might build up the wrong thing without input from others.
The “other” are people that want to twist and bend you into how they want you to
A man who builds himself will lose friends, naturally. Because they hate seeing him improve his life while they stagnate.
What you consider “wrong” another girl will consider “totally right and oh my gawd so sexy *pussy gushes*”
>And by your logic I should never trust my guy friends for advice on how to flirt with guys because they don't know what men want.
You understand that the dating dynamic isn’t two sided right?
Male competitor, female selector.
Been like that since germs went from asexual to sexual reproduction.
All you have to do is smile to a guy and he’ll talk to you if he’s not pussy (or finds you attractive enough(which shouldn’t be a problem right? Since you spend 8 hours a day on your looks))

I never experienced more success with women than when I objectively gave up this 'chasing' them (around a year after graduating high school), and they stopped seeming so intimidating when I didn't give a fuck if they told all their friends I was undateable.

Who seriously cared? If I stopped caring, who cared? Really, who? Nobody, goddamn, that's who. And it was so fucking satisfying it landed me a girlfriend and that's been years of history. They always say, "but they're a normie, they got it by secret normie powers!" like nobody else on Earth but fucking them suffers from social backlash.

It's deep-rooted. And just like thots, whores, roasties and bitches, it's all about sex when it comes down to it. They become what they hate in the end.

>I never experienced more success with women than when I objectively gave up this 'chasing' them
nice joke I've been doing that for years and it's suited me nothing

Ouchie Zowies

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This is not really sound advice since a lot of people's version of "not caring" is sitting at home all day play video games and masturbating and that's certainly not going to get them women.

Did you leave your house? Interact with the people in your circle of friends?

>your circle of friends
your making alot of assumptions there user

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Tell them you play fortnite

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C O P E
While you cry yourself to sleep with semen on your chest, some fatass nigger is banging thots and enjoying life, simply because he's not a looksmaxing beta bitch like you.

Why bother? This thread is made twenty times a day and all the incels ever do is argue back in a way that's trying to wind its way around to how they want to blame Chad, Stacey, their parents and wider society for everything. They just want to be told that they're right, everyone else is wrong and have people feel sorry for them.

holy shit i used to masturbate to this all the time like 9 years ago, time for a nostalgia fap

>Confidence,
What does this even mean?

>tfw autismo with all the charm of a blobfish in a Kit Harrington mask, that's twice as ugly
>no social skills, and I never cultivated any interests; just a flabby penniless loser that can't maintain a basic conversation for shit
>fixing myself would require finding a half-decent job in a terrible employment market (made harder when you're autistic because of the interviews) and take at least until I'm probably 32; and if I somehow pull it off, then I've got to explain why I have no sexual experience
I might as well just kill myself, right?

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Triple 6s...
6 feet tall, 6 inches dick, and 6 figure salary.

This, women don’t have the capability to self reflect so any advice from women about women is worthless and should be discarded.

YIKES

This would be less sad if it wasn't true.

Money is the great equalizer

You can look like Quasimodo and women will still fuck you if you’re rich

Be confident
Give the outward appearance that you have a really fun and interesting life and you know where you're going with it
Girls will want to get in on it

Confidence
Stupid advice, usually this come from handsome dudes who are just them and can attract women with minimal effort.
Realistically good clothes can help

If sex is that important then hire a hooker

I don't know.
Dress nice to stand out?

I walked into a nightclub and some girl squeezed my ass. I just had skinny light blue ripped jeans and looked like a sissy. I guess 1 girl digged it.
1 girl even offered free sex.

Since I'm totally autistic I didn't say a word back. I didn't know how to reply. I just felt so awkward.

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adults are forged, not born. whether life is easy or hard is up to ourselves
life doesn't revolve around penises and cunts, you know?

This pic has to be at least 10 years old by now

Have you shit together. That usually means

>have a job, even if it's not something very impressive; have passion for what you do or some desire to improve professionally
>have good hygiene, dress well for your body type
>don't be a momma's boy...know how to prepare some basic meals and don't have your apartment looking like a nuclear bomb exploded there
> have some interests that aren't only masturbating to japanese lolis or playing WoW 10 hours a day
>be confident without appearing arrogant

If you check all these conditions and STILL can't get a girlfriend, then you must be horribly deformed/extremely overweight or never leave your house.