I want to die, but I don’t want to make it look like a suicide. Maybe become a mercenary?

I want to die, but I don’t want to make it look like a suicide. Maybe become a mercenary?

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Great job, Jow Forums

I want to die too

Dying is the only thing I desire.

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Nigga who the fuck would give you money to be a mercenary? Use your head, god damn.

Now what you should do is become a vigilante and die trying to stop an armed robbery or some shit. It will not look like suicide and you will be remembered as a hero kind of.

That sounds fun I could have a costume and everything. (I'm not OP I'm the other suicidal person)

Pick up some extreme hobby like rock climbing, enduro or sky/scubadiving, whatever really. Practice it for a while and then have a tragic fatal accident.

Well if you seriously wanted to commit suicide via vigilantism then a costume would make you remembered as that mentally ill guy who thought he was a superhero.

Nah, I’d wear some tacticool shit and rob traphouses.

I want it to be a joke so people can have a laugh

drunkenly browsing Jow Forums and i also wanna die

Let’s kill ourselves together daddy

Take up volunteering, bring food and medical help to the war zones in Africa. A good death.

Helping niggers?
I’d rather live.

Good idea

Drive and go from normal speed limit to SUDDENLY full acceleration into or off something that will kill you. They'll probably think you had a seizure or complication from un-diagnosed epilepsy cause the car computer will only show the sudden acceleration and you'll have no signs of other medical complications like say a stroke.

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Thats exactly how I want to go. at least then people would at least pretend to care

you could also commit atrocities and get the death penalty, everyone would be too busy focusing on your heinous crimes so you're basically in the clear

Do you have any past military experience?

No, that’s why I expect to die quickly.

That's why you will not be hired though

I was offered a job as a mercenary in Africa some years ago. I was told I could be put on the fast track to become a company commander...I wouldn't hire anybody suicidal. Not only would you be a danger to yourself but to the safety of every man in the company..myself included. If you really want to die you should seek help. Anti depressants will help you over this rough patch and therapy the rest....so ..get professional help...