If you want a gf talk to women

>if you want a gf talk to women
ok how do i do that

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just talk to them kek

Like seriously wtf haha dude just talk to them kek. What are you a virgin? Hahah

s-shut up!

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I know the feeling dude. Believe me, I know

Women complain about cat calling and shit like that so i learned it's good to smack them with your shoulder in passing and then help them pick up what they dropped and compliment their hair. If their hair is crap then go for clothes. If they take the compliment well then introduce yourself and ask them for coffee. If sex happens say the bruise on your shoulder is from her and not all the women you've been checking.

>tfw feminism tells men it is better to hurt women than to talk to them

No, feminism tells unattractive men to not interact with women at all, and that attractive men should all but outright rape women

kek

So rape would be more desirable than checking them with my shoulder?
Write back soon. Won't be able to check for the rest of the day and I'm about to go out.

only if you're a 10/10

Thnx.
I got this.

Hopefully I catch you but yes,
I'd wager they rather be sexually assaulted or even raped by someone attractive than simply touched or otherwise inconvenienced by someone unattractive or ugly.

>t. someone who has never read ANYTHING relating to feminist theory

ok
just make sure you're a 10/10. otherwise you're gonna be spending time in the big house getting your cheeks spread

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I consider that a win/win situation.
My looks can be used as a bartering tool in prison. I would be prison wealthy.

Ok what does feminist theory say about attractive men vs ugly men and how they should or do respond to them.

in theory all men = evil
in practice all men = still evil but hot men get a pass

Just bee yourself. Are you attractive? Confident? How about tall and musclar? Have money? Seriously dude the virginity reeks from you tee hee. Also im late. My black boyfriend will pick me up soon.

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This.

top kek. Seriously it's the easiest shit. You talk to them about a concert you went to, stuff you've seen on Netflix, flirt with them, make them laugh. It's easy and then they let you fuck them. You should never go 72 hours without fucking unless it's period week, and then bjs.

Hahah ya just like talk to them dude haha I've never had a problem with it haha wtf just have a conversation haha what? women won't talk to you haha? Are you a virgin? Kek

>You should never go 72 hours without fucking unless it's period week, and then bjs.

72 hours? Are you some kind of virgin? If you dont have sex every 6 hours you are incel.

haha bro whats wrong with you? Why wouldn't women want to talk to you? You lift right? You tan right? Please don't tell me you spend all day on the computer jerking off to cartoon ponies. That would be lame haha

>cartoon ponies
That's worse than furries. Really. The women dont talk to you because you are fucking retard. Holy moly.

I know right haha like these virgins aren't interesting? Grow up buddy, stop eating your own spunk dude wtf hahajust become attractive dude what are you doing wrong? Haha

Fucking based. Nothing like being the prison bottom. You will have so many cigarettes and shit you'll probably be wealthier than you are now

>6 hours
>hours
I thought we were talking about planck seconds

OP here
my question still stands

You just do. If you can't, you don't. It's that simple

I assume because you are posting on this MONGOLIAN CHILD TERRORIST WEBSITE. Idk why my phone made that caps but whatever. I assume your even on here because you have a boring life. Ok op what do you do in life? Hobbies, sports, etc. Do you have goals a passion? Because that what you talk about. Now keep in mind some girls won't give a shit THAT'S OK. One day if you try you will find a girl who finds that interesting. Now if you don't have any hobbies or do sports. Basically if you sit at home and watch tv and just play video games your fucked for the most part. Sure you can talk about tv and movies but unless you have something more interesting that your passionate about your not going to get a gf or 1 night stand.

TLDR: Get at least 1 interesting hobby that you are passionate about. Talk to chicks about that. Other than that talk to then like human beings. Although because your here that may be hard

So op what do you do?

i don't know how to talk to human beings in general though. men lose interest slower though so they're easier to talk to.
there's things i like to talk about but most women will not give a shit. i'm not attractive enough to get away with doing dumb things like rambling on about shit they don't care about.

shameless self bump

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1. be attractive
thats literally it

1000% this

Why do you have so many family guy pictures?

Dude, I don't think most people on here have read any philosophy outside of Jorden Peterson, let alone any actual feminist philosophers.

If anyone here actually wants to expand their horizons, the second sex by Simone de Beauvior is a really thought-provoking book.

i used 2 and i have 3
here's the other one

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Actually talk. It's don't a code or special phrase. Talk to them like you would talk to an user here, ask a stupid/silly question and if they continue it, just keep talking. If they don't, go "and you bitches can pay for your own drinks" and leave to next person.

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>Talk to them like you would talk to an user here
how do i talk to people irl? i certainly wouldn't talk like i do here on Jow Forums. i will usually only enter a conversation if i think i can add to it (i,e. if they're talking about something i know a lot about or like). women dont have my interests

If you're this far gone, start by talking to random people in online chatrooms or someplace about random stuff

You ask them a question of THEIR interests, their opinions. "What is your opinion on Aquaman movie". Probably more normie shit, but you get the point. People like to feel like they are the greatest thing ever, but often feel like they are suppressed. Raise them up.

the only place i can talk to people is on Jow Forums. i tried to talk to people on interpals but i don't know what to talk about. even if we have something in common i don't know how to start a conversation. ironically i'm much better at talking irl but that's only with certain people.
am i completely fucked, bros?

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To answer your question OP, you just have to talk to them.

I know that sounds generic, because it is. Because that's just how it works.

I realized when I was talking to one of my little cousins at thanksgiving this year, that when a guy doesn't know how to approach women or talk to them, there is nothing you can say to them that will teach them how. I found myself giving him the same advice I was given, and t was good advice, but him at that time and me when I was given that same advice, were not emotionally mature enough to process it.

If you want to meet women, you have to put yourself out there, only 9 and 10 level guys really get hit on by girls, not saying it couldn't happen to you, but it's probably unlikely.

You need to build up your social interaction, volunteer, have a job if you don't already, interact with people your own age, face to face.

And when you feel ready, you can go to places where it's more socially appropriate to talk to women, clubs, bars, etc. But if that's not your speed, then go to chiller places, art museums, cafes, coffeehouses.

The world is your oyster user

No dude, your salvageable.

When you're talking to new people, observations about your environment is always a good way to build common ground. "Can you believe this burger joint has a sandwich that's $20?", "I've been coming here for years, and I never noticed how terrible that painting is, lol", "This is my favorite coffeeshop in the city, I love the (idk man, I don't drink coffee)".

If you're talking to people over the internet, not the autists on here obviously, extending the term "people" to some of them is a bit of a stretch. The easiest way to connect with them is to talk about news regarding any shared interests, forums provide good structure for this as you start with a shared interest, if it isn't a forum you're talking through, then you should bring up current events, get their take and give yours. Then you can segway to conversation to new topics