What THE FUCK am I supposed to send as a message to girls on Tinder? I can't think of anything

What THE FUCK am I supposed to send as a message to girls on Tinder? I can't think of anything

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I literally just troll them as if I was shitposting on Jow Forums. It's similarly productive.

Like what? Give me examples user

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Post her let's think anoit something

"Let me suck the stress out of your titties"

Was your dad a weed farmer? Because you sure know the ins and outs of a complex hydroponics system.

There's several of them, I don't know what the fuck to do anons

‘Sup grl u want sum fuk?’

Just shoot your shot, shorty

I will tell you a story the old Ukrainian told me
>Ay man when there are many girl you cannot have them all
>Wat u wanna do is pick the cutest one and then fuck her a lot!

just ask them out retard
the longer you text the quicker the pussy dries

Yeah but what with? I cant just say "hi"

Yes you can't, just shitpost.
Or "I missed the chance to have you as a Valentine?"

See

But none of these are anything like what I'd actually say in person. Surely that'd just be cringe and fake?

Dont presume to know what you're talking about. GO SHITPOST.

That's some cringe ass shit my nigga but guess what OP you're going to be pacing around the room, hitting yourself in the head, covering your eyes, screaming, being unable to fall asleep, feeling blackened tendrils grip your very soul, and getting hit with a few big OOFS and YIKES from the cringe colosseum you've entered into it. Get ready for the cringe carnival starring OP the clown. You're getting a masters from cringe college. Just walk down that cringe corridor into the cringe chaos and start the cringe carnage.

>matching me
>MMXIX anno domini
ishygddt

Gave me a hearty chuckle

Wtf I don't know how to use my feet , and I can't ride my bike!

Let me know how skipping steps 1-20 and going right to 20 works out for you.

There are zero women who desire a socially awkward loser. Go get your head checked. There isn't something in the air. There isn't a formula. You are literally a failure. Anyone telling you otherwise is being politically correct. Somebody who can't do simple tasks without breaking down isnt mentally ill, they are mentally fucked. Ill suggests that a pill can fix you. Somebody born deaf is accepted to be deaf. Its time to start accepting that people who are incapable of functioning are fucked.

>Ask a simple question about what to say to girls on tinder
>Get this boomer rant

Wtf?

When in doubt, ask a polite question, not a yes/no one. Just something to get her talking.

Lol cool your feet you feminine, emotional faggot. Didn't anyone tell you that losing your temper is a faggot trait? There's not exactly a push to educate young men and women on relationships. Little faggot.

Yo honestly just start with commenting on her bio / interests. Start the conversation there and see where it goes

That was my plan. Sometimes they give you little to work with through the bio though

Then either comment on how cute she is, she tells u thanks :) and u ask here where shes from or say something memorable/ funny/ weird just to grab attention, if she doesnt like it, she aint the one.

"Hi" anything else is a meme.

WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU NOT USED TINDER CHADS LINE GODDAMNIT
IT WORKS 60% OF THE TIME EVERY TIME
DONT GIVE ME BULLSHIT ABOUT IT BEING FAKE YOURE BREAKING THE FUCKING ICE NOW GO

What is it?

reference something in their profile, then offer to suck the stress out of their titties

Tinder chad had a few threads on Jow Forums a few weeks ago exposing just how surprisingly successful he was with that line.

ITS LIKE THE FOURTH FUCKING REPLY.

No, you just open the fuck up with the line. Shotgun that shit to like 30 chicks, at least 20 will respond.