How do I attain enlightenment? Also, how do I stop fapping?

How do I attain enlightenment? Also, how do I stop fapping?

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What do you want to be enlightened about?
Also just try to spend more time outdoors and away from porn, if you spend less time in private then there is fewer chances per day to smack one out.

Unironically, you have to fap so much that your brain is so flooded with whatever chemicals that it dissociates orgasm with pleasure.
My theory is that this is possible, but will take a huge amount of masturbating.
I'm thinking twice and hour for several days straight. Hopefully I can get rid of my sex drive

>more time outdoors and away from porn
Problem is though that not fapping during the day is pretty easy for me. Then I go to sleep. An hour later I will often wake up incredibly horny, and go fap. My ability to resist is greatly diminished then because of my groggy state. I think the brain, specially the part that controls willpower, is greatly suppressed right after waking.

>What do you want to be enlightened about?
How to not fap. God. Life. How to reach inner peace and not a neurotic anxious mess all the time. Ayy lmaos. Stuff.

Youch! Sounds incredibly painful. I have heard this kind of thing suggested before. Saw someone saying to fap to something, then just keep fapping even after you cum and don't stop for ages.

I don't think you can get rid of your sex drive though, or that it would be good. It's one of the biggest motivators for you to do almost anything in life. Control would be nice though.

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>Destroying my sexuality to prevent fapping too much
Will never happen, needing to have your sexual urges relieved is a need on the same level as needing to eat and breath. Even if you convince yourself you don't need to anymore and put up with the frustration deprivation of any need brings, your body won't stop producing man jam and you'll just be back to wet dreams.

Well really it just comes down to having the willpower to not touch yourself, even if it means you don't sleep a lot. Your body craves things it knows it can have, it stops craving something it believes no longer exists.

Think about smokers, they can't stand the first few weeks of not smoking but it gets much easier after that because the cravings get weaker as the body accepts nicotine isn't available.

I just want the sex drive to leave me alone. I'm much better at handling it, but it still over takes me sometimes. I did nofap for about 2 weeks and it didn't do much. I'm going to try and go longer.
I understand you can't really kill it without castration of some sort but I'm getting sick and tired of it

But you won't get over it if your whole focus is on not doing it. You should just try to fill your days with other shit to think about to take your mind of wanking entirely.

It's a bit like that episode of South Park where Randy thinks he has alcoholism, but by swearing to never drink again despite still enjoying it he still hasn't beaten "alcoholism" because it still has power over his life.

You just need to develop the self discipline to not jack off when you know it's inappropriate or you know that you're doing it too often.

You are a young guy (or girl) so you will fap a lot ...your sex drive is strongest now. I was raised a Catholic, older now, but I remember being young and being told that fapping was bad. It's not. Believe me your sex drive will diminish over time and you will wish you had the stamina you do now. Just find a member of the opposite sex to date.. your fapping will mostly go away then....
As for enlightenment I do Dianic Wiccan rituals. A lot of Satanists SAY that they are Wiccans but Dianic Wiccans, both male and female, are centered on the Full Moon and the Greenwood and the life that the Greenwood contains...I mostly like Llywellen's World of Magic for introducing Wicca to your life. D.J. Conway's book on Druidism opened the door to magic for me. True Wiccans pay close attention to the 8 Pagan Holydays of the year and Moon and herbal magic. Satanists are basically ceremonial magicians and have a lot in common with Star Wars Sith....ok?

drop acid