How do I get my girlfriend pregnant if she's on the pill?

If you can't tolerate her, leave her. Having kids won't fix her

>thinks that she probably won't get an abortion of kill herself first
The state of gen Z children.

You feel like she's dumb and yet you want her to be the mother of your children?

I do love her shes honestly the best girl I've ever had and I plan on marrying her in the next six months
>we haven't already talked about an oops baby
She said she would keep it no matter what
Yes
She's cute, nice, and sometimes has a hint of wisdom albeit very rarely

>Thinking she won't find this post or find out you're plotting
>Thinking she's not just saying that to you to save face until she ghosts you

>she uses Jow Forums
I personally thought it was ass backwards but she was the first to say I love you and on our 6 month she gave me a promise ring
Just because you may be a roastie doesn't mean every girl is even though this point isn't convincing if you look hard enough you can even find us on p*rnhub, which was again, her idea

Can somebody please just tell me how to stealth a baby inside her
I didn't ask this question to get told not to

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The answer you want is against the law.
So no, you won't be getting any thumbs up for rape, mister.

>consensual sex
>rape
Pick one
Even though you did shit up a thread I made about that a while ago

i wish u were my bf OP

There are no grills on the internet

This is how stories like pic related start. I look forward to hearing about yet another infant of dumbass parents mauled by a pitbull. Tell me where you live so I can look out for it.

To the rest of the people trying to give advice: don't worry. This will work itself out and OP will be back to 0 babies in no time.

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You'd have to sabotage the actual pills she takes you fucking retard. But it won't be easy as they all come sealed in packs so she would notice the tampering so honestly, you probably can't do it without her noticing.

Christ, I can't believe #1 I'm even telling you this because it's such a stupid idea and #2 you didn't think of this yourself.

You must be the most retarded OP on Jow Forums all week and that's a real achievement considering your competition.

Dude.
Try babysitting a 3 year old. Or try to shop for groceries with one in the cart.
You do not know the truth. Bye bye to 12 years of your life.
The first 2 years you change shitty diapers 3 or 4 times a day. If they are breastfed then there is less poop because the baby body absorbs the natural milk and powder fake milk create massive poops that stink 3 times as bad. Puke in your mouth gross.
Next you spend 2500 dollars on gas to run kids around to activities or they stay on devices. 2500 per year. Good bye all weekends from age 6 to 13.
Dude. Just don't.

I know of a way but I'm not going to tell you because you're literally retarded and it's a horrible idea.

Swap her pills for sugar pills.

Ooh, there is one more. Does she skip the period days? Usually the pill cycle is 23 days on the pill, and then 5 days off during the period (using sugar pills sometimes). If she does this, you can impregnate her during the last day of her period. Try putting semen in her when she's asleep on the last day of her period. It's not guaranteed since she still has "some" protection, but if you do it every time it will work eventually.

If she takes pills all the time (in order to prevent her period) you only have a window every 4 months.

Have fun.

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Just changed her pills for another type of pills for the next three cycles and keep fucking her.
Although I don't understand this thing about stealth coming inside her, isn't that the point of the pill?

Yeah, but she doesn't want me to because she doesn't want to chance a kid even though the odds are almost nothing

post a pic of your GF so we can see if it is worth breeding

I have thought about that, but as you said, sealed package
I could maybe get her drunk and then do it and hope she doesn't notice

Are you both pure non hispanic white? If so I will help you.

Don't listen to this Jewish propaganda of not having kids. Having kids is the best thing that ever happened to me. I get motivated by my kids to work hard for them and having a blast as compared to when I was a single living in my parents basement.

Reproduction is the sole purpose of living in this life.

Just fuck her a lot, be sure to do it even more 1-2 weeks after her period ends. The pill isn't really that reliable so you have a chance to just knock her up without doing anything weird. But I would suggest instead that you just ask to marry her and talk her into having kids with you, it's hard to find a husband these days so she'll probably go for it if you handle it right.

>it's hard to find a husband these days

I surely believe half of the incels here will marry the first girl that actually show interest on them/

I'm white, blonde hair, green eyes
She is white, blonde, blue eyes

Seems to me you're the dumber half.

>She is white, blonde, blue eyes

Damn those shitty jewish propaganda might have gotten into her.

Nah she's a small town girl, raised in a Christian home, and super cute
She just thinks she's too young to have kids but she's in prime breeding age

>green eyes

sexy, op. just take her off birth control and nut in her when she is fertile, two weeks after the end of her period. i got it on the first try.

This is the most fucked thread I've seen in a while, I feel sorry for this poor girl

Replace her pills with placebos, you fucking idiot

Certain antibiotics interfere with the pill. My brothers gf got pregnant while on the pill this way

Why piece of shits come do Jow Forums and ask people to help them do something shitty to others?

Which antibiotics? Maybe I could crush a few up in a drink I give her
Because it's better than /b/

Why do you want to mate with a girl whose dumb as fuck?

Dumber they are, the easier they are to mold them into the person you want
Not saying she isn't great already though
I'm just saying she's an absolute mong for thinking her dreams will make a living

She's on BC, are you clinically retarded? Unless you find a way to replace her pillpacks with sugar pills you can't do shit.

Both of you sound like vapid brain buckets

Alright op, real shit incoming. Does she have any undesirable side effects from BC? You may be able to convince her to stop taking them entirely. If you can do this you are golden.

rifampin, griseofulvin.

webmd.com/sex/birth-control/medicines-interfere-birth-control-pills

I know what birth control does thanks fren, but how do I pop the BC out of the package and reseal it with an identical sugar pill
None that I know of but if she did stop taking it she'd make me wear a condom and ive never used one in my life and refuse to do so

BC can make you feel like shit, gain weight many different things can happen. I convinced mine she would be happier if she didn't have to worry about it, and of course we both agreed should anything be conceived we would stick together take responsibility and raise our child together. I would sneak the condom off and cum inside her, now she is 7 months pregnant and byebye to her meme degree aspirations. House wife/mommy time.

Based and redpilled
My girl is 90 lbs, happy, loyal, and no mood swings so I don't think I'd convince her to go off of it considering we have sex roughly 3-5 times a day

Some user posted a link to ways to sabotage its effectiveness. Give them a look. Good luck.

How many would be effective do you think? One a day, a couple a day at different times? How to administer?
I have ideas on how to get her to take them but I don't want to go to weak on the dose
Even if it brings the pills effectiveness down 10 points I'll do anything

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I would research the drug in question intimately. It really depends on the individual taking it, there is no easy universal answer to it. Hell, you could probably ask doctors about how a drug should be taken and they could give you answers. Definitely choose a drug that is easy to get a hold of, though, for sure.

I'll do it for you

>wanting kids with a pitbull nutter

Lmao. Enjoy your maimed and scarred children, if she doesn't abort them first.

The kids will never meet those hell spawn. I've told her already if we did have a kid and one of those dogs looked at the child funny I would take it outside and kill the shutbull.