As a not normal person I am interested in hearing about how a normal person's day goes.
Why don't you describe to me how your day today is going or how yesterday went?
I think we will learn many things about each other and hopefully have better empathy and understanding.
As a not normal person I am interested in hearing about how a normal person's day goes
James Wright
James Martinez
TLDR;
Teach a nonnormie what a normie's day is like.
Daniel Price
>Well this morning I woke up next to my gf. >Kissed her first thing and cuddle with her for a bit.
>Went to work. Got a text shortly after from her telling me how much she wished I could have stayed all morning with her
>I'm at work for the next couple of hours
>When I get off my gf and I are going to pick out paint colors
>After that going to my new place that I just bought and start painting
>To end the day I'm going to fuck the shit out of her and fall asleep next her
>I'm so fucking horny right now. All I think about it is her perfect tits and pussy
So that's my day basically
Christian Bell
This sounds like a meme but you might just be exaggerating a true reality a bit.
Tell me about your workplace experience.
Henry Hernandez
I'm not exactly a normie (maybe 6-8 of these apply to me if I'm being generous on a few of them) but probably closer than a lot of people on this site. I'm in college. My daily routine during the week consists mainly of going to class, coming back to my dorm, doing homework and playing video games. I don't hang out people a whole lot during the week cause most of my friends are busy. Sometimes I'll get lunch with friends between classes though. Earlier I got lunch with a friend. We talked about video games and other stuff going on in our lives. On the weekends, I'll often do pretty lowkey stuff with friends. Like hanging out and playing couch multiplayer games. Sometimes going to local events like stuff the college puts on. Very rarely go to a house party. I've never been on a date or kissed a girl but I have a decent number of friends and am capable of talking to people without completely sperging out. Overall I'd say I'm functional. I'm always trying to improve myself and I'd say there's at least a somewhat decent chance I hit bingo at some point in my life.
How about you user? What are your days like?
Cameron Wood
I'm a complete fucking failure with no friends and stuck at my parents and I can still tick a bunch of those desu.
Grayson Sullivan
Holy shit, you really aren't a normie if think that's an exaggeration.
I'm in a stable, monogamous relationship. We are very much in love and we fuck a lot. That's just the reality. And we're excited about the fact that I finally bought my own place, and can finally stop renting. Again, fairly normal.
My workplace experience is the most boring part of my day. It's your standard white collar office job. Nothing special. I spend a fair amount of time thinking about fucking my gf, how I want to fuck her, just her naked body in general, etc. It makes my days better
Cameron Roberts
You sound much more functional than me.
My life consists of IT work and hanging out on the internet at the library.
I am getting fit, taking painting classes and going to a local writers group though.
How does arranging lunch or weekend get togethers with your friends go?
Austin Perry
I don't doubt there are a lot of people who are in stable monogamous relationships who fuck a lot.
But your response seems kind of tailored to be bait towards kissless hugless virgin types.
It's not unrealistic exactly but just particularly dwells on the sex part.
Logan Garcia
I went for a walk at the HS track but there were 6 gorrillian earthworms on it from a recent thunderstorm so I didn't one lap and then bought some expiring food at the grocery. The rest of the day I just lay in bed watching Gunsmoke. May get up around 6pm and sit on my couch before going to bed
Charles Wright
What do we get if we get a bingo?
Nicholas Young
I'm in several Groupme/Discord chats with different friend groups. I just post in the chat saying who wants to have lunch at x time or who wants to hang out and play video games this weekend.
Elijah Reyes
Wasn't meant as bait. It's because today I happen to be incredibly horny, so all I've really been thinking about is fucking later tonight
Gavin Martinez
I dunno, but if people really aren't getting bingo on this fucking pathetic chart they should really consider suicide. Or just stop being massive faggots.
Ryan Edwards
I took the Free Software meme too seriously and never had a Facebook account when I was in high school.
That was really stupid.
Well if you want to the WHO has a diagnostic self-fillable test on general quality of life that I get in the lowest 5% on that I could lookup for you?
Nathan Hernandez
I should have counted the social media ones. I dont use fb, twitter, snap, etc. But my wife does. Also, I missed a diagonal bingo >.
Angel Gray
Not really, it could mean they just aren't experienced with sex and relationships but are otherwise functional in life. The way the chart is set up, the top row is literally the only one that's possible to get without having dated/had sex. And I never played in a team sport so that one is out for me as well.
Hudson Mitchell
No thanks, was just doing the bingo for the lulz
Aaron Wilson
No, not having Facebook is based. Facebook/Instagram and shitty social medias like that are just for validation and circlejerking, not actual socialization. The only social apps I have are more private ones where you talk with smaller friend groups or one to one, like Whatsapp, Groupme, and Discord. I don't really feel like not having Facebook has held me back socially.
Jason Jones
If I was younger, I would consider it more of a disadvantage. But I live in small town USA, have wife/kids/house/good job/etc So if someone doesn't know how to contact me without facebook, they're not worth my time.
Julian Wright
Well you can tell me about your day?
Ayden Peterson
I wake up around 6ish, I cuddle my wife and give her a backrub till she starts grinding her ass on my dick and I get my dick wet. I then go take a shower.
Around 7 I wake the kids up for school.
We get them off to school, then I go to work.
At work, I have a rather easy IT job as an admin for a small company. Most of my shit is automated, so I sit here on Jow Forums or otherwise read internet articles. I have the occasional office worker asking me about an email scam they were sent, or maybe a hard drive dies, etc.
I go home at 5, my wife generally has a meal ready by the time i get there.
now that it is spring, I frequently take my son fishing in the evenings.
After we get home both my kids do their homework and we send them to bed.
From there wife and I watch some TV, I get a few of my chores done around the house and play a little pokemon (my guilty pleasure) or whatever else may be around to do for a little while, and then go to bed for the next day.
Honestly, It's quite boring. But it's an enjoyable life.
Bentley Robinson
>wake up, eat breakfast, morning hygiene, go to work
>work 8 hours with lunch inbetween
>during work I often skype with a coworker or mail with a friend
>get off work, eat a quick dinner
>either muay thai classes or gym, muay thai is more social so it's like meeting some dudes in the evening to do some fun stuff
>get home, eat a quick snack, brush teeth go to bed
That's 5 days of my week
Ethan Sanders
And when are you balls deep in prime pussy during that time?
Evan Russell
Well that was boring. I got all but two.
My day was ok. I just went to work, worked late, now I'm home. Watched series, chatted with friends online, twitter, had a really nice dinner, will be moving to a new apartment soon so just getting ready for that, planned a trip to Nantes to hang out with this girl on her birthday soon. Now I will shower, read a book, and study french as I fall asleep. Chatted with roommates just a bit.
Can't really think of anything else.
Aaron Wilson
Sounds like what I would be like if I didn't loathe the kinds of autistic people I end up hanging out with because of my own autism.
Elijah Wright
Take better care of your kids man.
Literally how do you socialise when you're in the middle of exercising?
Camden Gutierrez
If you don't like the people you hang out with, find new friends. Just because you're autistic doesn't mean you can't be friends with normies. You just have to learn the social rules and what's considered acceptable by the general public. Bo one is born with this knowledge, you have to learn it through trial amd error. It might take more effort if you're autistic but it's doable.
Nathaniel Moore
I got two of those. It's really amazing how different people can be
Andrew Wilson
Just a normal fag. Me and my brain tumor contemplating the meaning of the universe. Nobody is normal and if they were, that would be abnormal and unique. Quit being such a normal fag or sixteen or whatever your problem is. This is non value added.
Elijah Richardson
>wake up to alarm
>go through hygeine routine
>put on slacks, dress shirt and heels
>drive to work
>work for 8 hours
>after work schmooze with clients at some wannabe fancy restaurant
>drive home
>cook for husbando
>drink a glass of wine
>clean the house a bit
>go to bed
>go out on the weekends to shop/see a movie/meet friends
We're depressed too so you're not missing out on much.
Alexander Perry
How do people do this? I get suicidal after a few months of work, and either get a new job or live off savings. I can't live this life
William Barnes
Tell me about snoozing with clients.
I'm told alcohol can make things bearable but I'm deeply afraid of getting drunk or otherwise intoxicated.
I don't trust myself.
Jordan Rogers
17/25 not bad.
Of course, I am a loser now. But I had a good run and have only myself to blame.
Ryan Lee
checked all boxes. officially normie. wow. i guess i am qualified afterall.
Blake Mitchell
wew, now THAT was a close one. still a robot... or at least a cyborg. can still post on r9k
Xavier Lopez
Possibly off topic but how did you get into the IT business?
Evan Barnes
Eat food
Do Work/Chores
Entertainment/Reading
Socialize via DM's
rinse repeat
Noah Miller
sorta means yes.
Christopher Lee
It's funny cause I have most of these but dont actually have Bingo
Also was unsure how to answer the not fat question because I am skinny but am skinnyfat.
Kayden Campbell
Normies is a made up concept. What was considered normal in the 50s and old rome is different to today.
Dylan Roberts
Homosexuals arent normal.
Aaron Ortiz
I'm bi.
Nolan Brown
I wake up.
I work.
I lift.
I shitpost.
Evan Lopez
>Woke up 1400
>Smoke Joint
>Lurk Jow Forums.
>Still in dressing gown
It's my day off. I work late as a technician in a theatre most nights. So I'm more of a night-owl type person.
It won't work for everyone but I suggest pingers and dancing for anyone having social problems.
Lincoln Edwards
hey, what colors did you decide on?
Jaxson Kelly
I'll give you yesterday
>alarm rings at 5:20 o
>get out of bad, exercise untill 6
>shower
>make breakfast
>drag gf out of bed
>eat together
>get ready for work
>1 h of reading a book untill i get there
>start at 8
> have fun at work, nothing too dramatic happens
>ask gf to meet me at a restaurant for dinner
> i'm the last that leaves, at 7:00 pm
> have dinner with gf, talk about our day and other nonsens
>leave at 10 something
>get home at 11:30
>night ritual
>fight gf for space in bed for the rest of the night
Jeremiah Russell
I HAVEN'T LOST MY PRECIOUS VIRGINITY. SCREW YOU! I'M STILL A ROBOT. AND OLD WOMEN COMPLIMENTING YOU DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE THEY COMPLEMENT EVERYTHING
Parker Turner
To get into the IT business there are a couple different routes to take. You can go to a trade school for administration and then get an internship or help desk job and move up form there.
The other way is to know enough to work in a small PC repair shop. Though, those are dying out because of tablets and phones. If you can find a Pc repair shop owner who is willing to train you or let you apprentice, it would be a great start. Then once you get enough experience, learn some of the corporate stuff such as Active directory and working with windows server. Once you can do that, try to get a help desk job at a larger company. Learn by doing if you can.
Lincoln Smith
Well, crap. And here I though I was doing pretty well.
Even if I mark the uncertain ones, that goddamned virginity isn't going anywhere anytime soon.
Jonathan Robinson
>wake at 6:30, dress for work, pack lunch
>grab breakfast on the way to work
>Usually 10-12 hour day, get a few texts from wife throughout the day
>Home from work around 6-7pm, dinner is on the stove, thanks wifey
>Play with my kiddo
>In bed asleep by 10
>Saturday: Mow grass, wash cars, play with kiddo
>Sunday: take family to church in the AM, lounging around most of afternoon
Am I normal yet?
Lincoln Ortiz
> Wake up at 5am
> Kiss the wife before going to work
> Say, "I'm catching on, I'm getting there" since day one, it's been 15 years...
> don't understand that 2nd and 3rd shift exist, act confused when people mention this
> Muh truck needs constant repairs, if there's nothing wrong with it, then it needs upgrades
Mason Lewis
bingo
Jose Gomez
Couldn't tell you. I'm a freak from another dimension.
Julian Flores
>get up
>make coffee
>work on paper
>have lunch with fiance
>finish paper
>get ready for work
>go to work
>bullshit with co-workers
>fuck around on Jow Forums
It's been kind of a boring day but not a bad one per se.
Jason Ward
based.
living my dream except for the church part.
alienpilled
Eli Green
Funny enough we're still working on it. It's harder than we thought to pick out colors. They look different on the walls than they do on that little paper they give you. I'm just really glad I have her there with me helping me figure things out
Aaron Nelson
I'm currently doing a bachelor in CS but I am really doubting my ability to code (or do math but I haven't taken those classes yet). I heard that having a CS degree is a great help in IT. Should I continue or find a tradeschool instead? (my university doesn't have a IT program)
Luis Morris
Keep going user. You have to do a lot of bullshit in a CS degree that you probably won't need in your actual job. You aren't gonna need to know how to take an integral or write assembly code to do IT but you'll sure as shit have to do those things to get your degree. Just push through it, even of you don't understand what's going on half the time. In the end, you'll still end up with the same degree as all the geniuses got and no one will be the wiser.
Andrew Hall
Thanks for the advice user. Going to try and get some studying done now. I've been doing some research about what I want to do for a while now and IT seems like it would really suit me and I want to try to get into it.
Connor Butler
IT is a great job if you enjoy it. The pay is good and it doesn't require you to be a genius or super ambitious. My dad is IT and he mostly just fixes people's computer problems and maintains servers and databases written in ancient languages. He doesn't even know object oriented programming because he learned to program before it was popular.
Ryan Robinson
here's mine
eternally lonely, the only person i have in the whole world is my elderly mother, pretty much no purpose to live after i'm done taking care of her
Jace Jackson
Am I really this much of a freak I only got like 3 things
Austin Ramirez
Yes.
Brayden Wright
Disclaimer: I was a drug addict for almost a decade until a few years ago, so not sure how normie I am.
Yesterday:
>wake up next to gf, she's still asleep
>play with her boobs a little, get up and make coffee
>gf gets up, smoke a cig together
>listen to some music, watch YT, etc
>shower and fapping
>drive to work
>clock in
>coffee, smoking, smalltalk
>do some work
>coffee, smoking, smalltalk
>this goes on for a while
>2200: want to go home, remember some shit I still had to do
>2300: finish work, drive home
>gf still asleep
>eat leftover pizza and old BK burgers
>play a bit LoL and Hearthstone
>fap
>go to bed
Pretty standard day, might need to get a new gf though
Colton Morales
Correction:
Obv meant gf already asleep, not still when I got home
Isaac Torres
>wake up 6 a.m to make breakfast and pack lunch for spouse
>wake up spouse for morning dick delivery
> 7 a.m do some yoga *back is fucked* while spouse showers for work
>7:30 a.m leave to take spouse to work
>8:30 a.m return home do dishes and light house work
>10:30 a.m make mid morning snack ask spouse how work is load up Jow Forums
>11:30 a.m take shower
>12 noon clean bathroom
I'm fairly domesticated.
Jackson Gray
Lmao I'm a normie, fuck all you wh*toid cucks.
Blake James
RIP me
Grayson Bell
Calm down brad pit, we both know that's not true, you're on Jow Forums
Daniel Watson
Most of the people on this board are flat out lying and everyone knows it
Noah Sanders
Liar GTFO
Owen Howard
Do you think Brad Pitt or guys that look like him are the only guys in the world that get laid on a regular basis? Be honest
Jayden Phillips
>mfw I only got two
Goddamn....
Christian Brown
so close to reaching normie status lads
Austin Hughes
>woke up, coffee, got ready for class
>worked on a project with my two buddies
>walked home together
>cuddled with gf of 3 years before she leaves for work
>we’re having some relationship problems but I still love her
>texted my friend who’s out of town to make plans after he gets back
>watched some old fights
>got Chipotle for me and some for my gf to eat after she gets back tonight
>do some homework
>browse
Muay Thai is cool, I really want to start classes once I start making a little extra money
Elijah Ward
I'm pretty satisfied with my life, and I didn't bingo
Ryder Allen
I don't know if I'd consider myself a full-blown turbo normie, but this bingo game and other people say otherwise. So a quick back-story: I'm going to Uni in September to study Mechanical Engineering, I've had one relationship that lasted 3 months, and I had my first kiss and lost my virginity within a month of each other to my then girlfriend.
I'm 19 at the moment, and I'd say I only really started to get out of my shell when I was 16 and started Sixth Form (English high school), and a lot of it attributed to going out more and interacting with a lot more people in different settings - house parties, nights out, that sort of thing. Up until then, I barely had any proper friends save a for a few guys. It was me and 3 other guys always playing together on PC and console, laughing about autistic memes in class and just being nerdy in general. I was always in with people from all cliques and groups in school, but generally I could never find people I could call my true friends. The people I called my friends changed as people and grew out of who they were, or didn't at all and they're still at the same level of maturity. That, and I've never found a genuine group of friends to this day who I can trust and rely on, and feel like I can have a good time with them - which is why the holiday slot isn't circled.
As for a typical day, I'm currently going to class 3 days a week so that I can get my Maths and Physics up to standard when I go to Uni
>wake up
>shower, get dressed, drive to class
>go to class, chat with coursemates
>drive home, have a quick bite to eat and study
>when it gets to evening, make dinner, watch something on TV or YouTube
>go to bed, stay up for a few hours, and go to sleep
>rinse and repeat if it's a working day
Levi Kelly
>>got Chipotle for me and some for my gf to eat after she gets back tonight
That’s nasty. I bet you are fat.
Oliver Walker
Now if it's a weekend or a holiday, it really varies. Having the freedom of doing what I want and not having any obligations is both a blessing and a curse. If I have plans then my day goes something like this:
>wake up, do regular morning routine
>spend free time working on hobbies or doing something, most of the time it's useless stuff like browsing or watching YouTube videos
>prep for evening, go out and meet friends
>If I'm in a good mood, stay out all night and go home late after saying bye to everyone
>If I'm in a bad mood, I won't have fun and I'll go home early then just go straight to sleep
If I have no plans, or if I'm in a bad mood and I feel lonely:
>wake up early, don't get out of bed until 11-12
>lounge around in PJs for an hour before finally showering
>waste time browsing
>get nothing done
>don't eat anything all day
>feel lonely
>stay up until 3am, respond to threads and give help/advice on Jow Forums if I'm in feeling like it
>stay up and think about things from years ago that still bother me
A fair amount of my activity depends on my mood - I could be turbo-chad one evening and be an empty shell of a man the next, it really depends.
I've browsed Jow Forums since I was 11-12 years old, and I can't imagine that's done me much good. If I didn't, I'd probably become a normie much sooner than I did. Jow Forums tends to skew your thinking, and it changes you. Nothing drastic or noticeable, but subtly - like you eventually feel like something's not quite there like it is for most people. But over time I lost interest in this place and stopped coming - I don't know if it's because Jow Forums became shit or I just grew out of it. Now I only go on blue boards for hobbies, or Jow Forums to ask and give for advice.
There's no clear-cut paradigm between normie and non-normie - everyone is a blend of both, to some extent.
Lincoln Lopez
William Campbell
I'm a shrink at small, therapeutic high school.
>woke up at 5:15
>shit and a shower
>blasted some black metal on the way to work
>picked up a couple of donuts and a coffee
>first patient at 7am
>morning standup meeting at 8
>watched some TV in my office
>another couple of patients
>Spanish teacher made some awesome soup from scratch so I had a bit of that for lunch
>two more appointments over the course of the day
>changed for gym
>wolfed down a protein bar
>finished a podcast during my commute
>hour worth for back and shoulders
>picked up stuff for dinner
>cooked, kissed wife, ate
>picked up a buddy and headed to my Wednesday card game
>home by 1145
>up this morning at 6
Jacob Ward
>What do we get if we get a bingo?
Gassed
Michael Gonzalez
I had a bday today. I snuck on the train and went home to jack off and talk to girls on tinder. hello again 4channel
Henry Myers
Im 100% desu ne senpaichi
Blake Howard
100% cringe i cant lie
Ethan Hughes
>got up at 10:00 to get ready for class at 11:00, was slightly late
>back home at 12:30. Jacked off, ate a sandwich, and skipped my second class of the day while wasting time on my phone and playing guitar
> Went to a class building from like 3:30-9:30 to work on a couple group projects and assignments
> Picked up some Taco Bell with my roommate, ate and watched some YouTube videos on my phone
Now I'm sitting at my laptop listening to some music, will probably play some video games in bed, don't have class tomorrow and am planning on driving out of town to visit some friends for a party.
I don't really consider myself that normal, but I have a decent amount of the chart filled out so whatever. I'm not fat but I'm definitely out of shape, but still a healthy weight, so wasn't sure what to put there. Also ran on the cross country team in high school but not sure if that really counts as a team sport.
Nicholas Perry
Ultranormie here
ama
Luke Rodriguez
Jason Brown
Takes one to know one. When are you going to realize?
Hunter Bailey
I feel like I shouldn't get a bingo here.
David Lee
>wake up to gf hugging and kissing me
>go to the gym
>shower and change to my clothes
>get to the office around 9:00 am
>work until 9:00 pm
>get home and eat dinner with my gf
>sex
>send cv on LinkedIn I hope of finding a job where I can work less
>sleep
This is my exact day everyday