I never wear cologne, am I retarded? When at what should I do with that shit?
I never wear cologne, am I retarded? When at what should I do with that shit?
Andrew Bennett
Logan Cox
>getting ready for a night out
>take shower
>fill basin with cologne
>squat over basin
>dip balls in cologne
>let air dry
feels good
Nicholas King
Just hose yourself down with Axe spray, fool.
Joshua Brooks
>Bathe with dettol, scrub, use Old Spice.
>Armpits start smelling again half an hour of doing nothing later
>Apply deodorant
>Smell like I'm trying to mask unwashed smell with spray
I hate this crap. I even shaved my armpits and it's still the same.
Grayson Jenkins
I don't understand it as a guy. Why the fuck do people use it, or any spray for that matter. I fucking hate strong smells on anyone. I live in rent with some douchebags and when I get home the hallway stinks of spray and it's so annoying.
Jose King
Trolls.
Don't even fuck with Axe or any of those sprays or cheap common colognes/deodorants. It's peasant-tier, women know the difference.
Get real soaps and colognes and use them daily. You need to have a unique smell, stay away from common junk.
When a qt petite female hugs you, she'll usually be chest/pit level, so don't fuck around. Always shower and wear fresh clothes when you go out, you never know when you'll run into 'her'.
Put cologne on wrists and chest.
I also put cologne on sheets and pillowcase when the timing is right.
Get a woman used to your awesome smell and she will crave it when you're away.
Just being aware and proactive of your body and home aromas puts you above 90% of other men. Don't fuck around.
Sebastian Hernandez
Almost forgot to mention, even your detergent makes a difference. I've had women comment on my detergent after a hug, they are pretty observant of your aromas dude. Don't buy the cheap stuff just because it's cheap.
Wyatt Allen
This guy is probably a closet fag or bi and insufferably annoying but if you want lots if sluts he's right
Elijah Sanders
I am offended. You owe me and my nuts an apology, sir.
Ayden Cook
>probably a closet fag
You should see my closet.
Alexander White
That poor basin tho
Jacob Gray
>yeah dude just spend 100$ in a week, so you get a female attention
fuck off, I don't need to smell like a rich faggot to get a girl, pathetic
Gavin Thompson
>100$ in a week
I didn't say pour it down the sink.
>I don't need to smell like a rich faggot
This thread is literally asking for advice on how/when to use cologne properly... if you're not interested, why post?
Nobody NEEDS cologne. There's plenty of women out there with lower standards, that probably don't care about how they smell or appear. Go on.
Hunter Russell
Less is moar, OP.
Elijah Robinson
>if you're not interested, why post?
Where did you get that idea, just because i criticize you doesn't mean i am not interested
>There's plenty of women out there with lower standards, that probably don't care about how they smell or appear
HAHAHA look at you, take a mirror and look at yourself. Why am i being so mean?
Well is because I hate people that use expensive cologne, it makes you look so pathetic, like those guys that have apple watch
Do you really think that guys that look 8/10 and has awesome personality need so use EXPENSIVE COLOGNE?
David Ward
>I also put cologne on sheets and pillowcase when the timing is right.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Mason Campbell
I mean imagine thinking that if you don't smell rich enough, women will not be interested you, hahahahahahahahah holy shit, the only one that will buy your bullshit is sadly young folks here
Cooper Wright
I don't mind if a guy smells like a Pine Tree or Curious by Britney Spears. So long as it's nice and not like unwashed balls and you're not fumigating the area like Pig-Pen. Also wear deoderant.
Christian Williams
>need
There's that word again.
Haters gon hate
Go on, smelly sperglords.
Zachary Moore
>expensive
>EXPENSIVE
>smell rich enough
These are your own ridiculous projections, I never said anything about expensive or rich, I just said avoid Axe and other common/cheap scents just because they are common.
The point is to have a unique scent, cost has nothing to do with it.
Besides that, if you think buying simple hygiene products like cologne and soap is something only richfags do, you're basically retarded.
Dylan Sanchez
>I never said anything about expensive or rich
>It's peasant-tier, women know the difference.
Mason Gutierrez
Axe is Axe. Everyone recognises it from a mile away and it makes you smell like a douche. What do you not get? It's peasant-tier trash that goofy Chads wear.
I'm suggesting you spend more than 30 seconds choosing a scent.
Gabriel King
user, fuck all of this faggotry.
You should find a cologne, but it doesn't really matter what priceclass you go with. Just find something YOU think smells nice.
Cooper Brown
this
you are a fucking retard
Thomas Stewart
>EXPENSIVE COLOGNE
$18 bottle lasts me a year.
Look how rich I am.
Thomas Barnes
it's up to you, just don't be one of those fucking pieces of shit that use so much they are a walking AoE gas chamber. several indians in my school do it and you get a headache if you're in a 30 foot radius of them. they think they're slick shit but they're just gassing us all with their man perfume
Juan Sanchez
You're fucking retarded. So fucking retarded. What do you not understand?
>doesn't really matter what priceclass you go with
Which is my point the whole time, get a unique scent that isn't Axe or Speed Stick, price is irrelevant.
That $18 cologne I wear is really breaking my bank.
Benjamin Garcia
>it makes you look so pathetic, like those guys that have apple watch
Can you read? You, can? Nice
Now use your logic.
You can obviously see I was not talking about cheap cologne, I was referring to expensive ones
Evan Long
While we're on the subject:
What's your opinions on "musk" colognes? Do they actually work?
Alexander Torres
If by "work" you mean that they provide you with a scent other than BO...
Connor Taylor
>Which is my point the whole time,
No is not, you were obviously giving bad advice to op by saying he shouldn't get cheap cologne because it will not get you girls
Pretty cringy if you ask me, you are trying to dig yourself out, kek.
Jonathan Scott
>saying he shouldn't get cheap cologne
I told him don't get Axe and other cheap body sprays like it that are overly common and cheap colognes that smell like chemicals. It smells like shit and everyone knows it. Are you an idiot? You're an idiot.
I'm anonymous, I don't need to dig myself out of shit. You're the one namefagging, troll.
Jackson Walker
>It smells like shit and everyone knows it.
Hahahahaha this dude
Chase Phillips
special occasions only. get something decent and only use one spray.
Juan Stewart
>Hahahahaha this dude