I'm in college and my roommate keeps bringing his girlfriend over. She spends probably 2-3 nights here a week at least...

I'm in college and my roommate keeps bringing his girlfriend over. She spends probably 2-3 nights here a week at least, and they have sometimes had sex while I've been in the room at night. She jokingly brought it up, saying she was like a third roommate. She said she spends so much time here because her roommate always has her boyfriend over for the night and her roommate doesnt feel comfortable with her over. How do I handle this situation?

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Should also mention that they play fight/tickle fight when I'm in the room with them, and this has been going on for about a month now.

Tell them it's awkward and you're not cool with it

Tell her to start paying rent or stop living and eating in your apartment

Also forgot to mention it's a dorm room, not apartment. We're all freshman and are required to live on campus for first two years.

Dont do this, you will ruin your relationship with them

I know the feel bro, my 2 chad roommates were forcing me to smoke weed

>How do I handle this situation?
You haven't expressed how you feel about the situation at all, so how are we supposed to help you?

Crack her skull

Based

Obviously he doesn't like it or he wouldn't be asking "what should I do"

This. It will piss off your roommate permanently

OP, this is what you need to do. Next time they are fucking with you in the room, pull out your phone/laptop and start watching porn. Be sure to pick someone loud and obnoxious like Sasha Grey. Jerk off furiously, and YELL at your dick. Only do it when they have sex. If they bring it up, explain to them that you don't like feeling left out and you're trying to encourage them by participating too. They'll either
>Quit having sex with you there
or
>Invite you to join in

If you can demonstrate you sexual prowess enough while you jerk off then the second option is more likely. Try doing menacing stances while you jerk it

Jesus Christ

OP leave Jow Forums, save yourself

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>Obviously he doesn't like it or he wouldn't be asking "what should I do"
I believe the esteemed non-OP user meant that OP hasn't expressed his discomfort to his roommate, not us.

Yeah that's the problem, I'm not sure on how to go about telling them, if I do at all. Worst case scenario I put up with it until June. If I tell him, I dont know what I would say/how I would say it.

Forgive me, I'm mildly intoxicated

I already told you what to do you twat

Incoming knowledgebomb:

Your friend is using you as a "third party" to help their relationship. It works like this, he brings her around and gets into these "enticing" situations in order to provoke you, and your witnessing it adds to, if not creates, their attraction for one another. You can even start to notice this if you know what to look for.

If you think I'm bullshitting, it is called Mimetic desire.

Just ask them to stop having sex when you're there, maybe it will embarrass the girl enough that she stops coming round or maybe they'll listen.

Are you literally Danny from The Room?

Weird but consider being nice, befriend her and her female friends. Maybe you'll meet someone.

Have sex with her, try and force your roommate into a cuckold situation where he watches you fuck her.

Worst case scenario is they break up.

Next time they fuck, bang on the door and tell them they're being too loud, because you're reading or something.

They are in the same room as me, literally our beds are 5 feet apart

wtf is wrong with all of you. why didnt you tell them it was unacceptable the first time they did that?

I’m with the user who said to play porn. At this point, OP has lost the respect of his roommate, and hijinks are a solid play when communication breaks down.