Why do ((they)) hate Cargo shorts?

Gavin Bell
Gavin Bell

So that tweet with the woman about the undatable Nu-male got me thinking what's the ((the media)) and people's problem with Cargo shorts?What's the end game?Are they trying to turn men into the same dumb consumers as women?To buy what the favorite nigger of Shlomo Fashionstein designed this summer and then buy the same thing after two years but in a different color and overpriced?

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Luis Ward
Luis Ward

They do genuinely make you look retarded though.

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Asher Perez
Asher Perez

I wear the ones with the zipper legs. They are the greatest invention in clothing since the hoodie.

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

Because they look stupid and childish. Just wear normal shorts if you absolutely insist on wearing shorts

Camden Ramirez
Camden Ramirez

cargo shorts are patrician tier and scares s o y away

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Kayden Sanchez
Kayden Sanchez

I wonder if they’ll want us to wear clothing with no pockets like women... for reasons.

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

Are they comfy? Check
Can some people wear them and mand make them look stupid? Check
Can anyone wear any piece of clothing and make it look stupid? Check
better throw your cargo shorts out if you wanna get laid

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

this is a scam to sell stupidly designed pocketless khaki crap. dont fall for it, men in normal khaki pants or shorts looks worse than cargos

Ethan Lee
Ethan Lee

Are you clothing shaming, shitlord?

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

Ive been wearing it for about a decade, they are comfortable and easy to wear.

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

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Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

I only wear khakis, carpenters khakis or cargo khakis.

Jeans are for niggers and arabs.

Robert Miller
Robert Miller

Taking dating or lifestyle advice from unmarried opinion piece writers is how you die alone and unhappy

Jose Rogers
Jose Rogers

cargo shorts are stupid
khaki shorts with no pockets are should be the new normal
Hi how are you?

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Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

I don't give a fuck it's like people who complain about people wearing basketball shorts to the gym. They can go fuck themselves.

James Bennett
James Bennett

I'm not going to take advice from a cum guzzling journalist.

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

Cargo shorts/pants are the shit. Full size pistols fit like a glove, and you can easily stuff 4 30 round magazines in each comfortably. Whats not to love?

Matthew Adams
Matthew Adams

Only white nationalist nazi racists incels stupid people buzzword overload wears cargo shorts

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

I saw a Tinder thot disparage cargo shorts in her profile today. I don't know why this is a thing now, but I do know that these sluts need to be locked in rape cages

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

Nah, they just make you look like a man baby.

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

You can get khakis with pockets, its just the extra cargo pockets that loom retarded and are unused by moat who wear them

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

Jeans are heavy, uncomfortable and look way trashier with less utility. How it became a fad is beyond me.

Evan Cook
Evan Cook

men should have some respect for themselves and their image and NOT wear shorts.

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

Who the fuck wears a sport coat with cargo shorts? Your goddamn right that looks stupid. Only a bro tier douchebag would think dressing like that is acceptable.

Dylan Martin
Dylan Martin

Jeans were created by Jews, which is how they became popular.

Ethan Jackson
Ethan Jackson

t. leglet

Charles Phillips
Charles Phillips

Thots are just jelly of our pockets.

Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

Yeah if your in your sixties and your legs are ghost white and pencil thin.

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

I wear cargo shorts all summer AMA. Old Navy sells them for like $15.00.

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

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Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

Same.

James Barnes
James Barnes

i just wear basketball shorts and cargos. anything else just makes u look like a faggot choirboy.

Kayden Phillips
Kayden Phillips

being presentable is kikedom
proudly sporting hobowear is white
retarded slav

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Caleb Murphy
Caleb Murphy

It might have to do with the ever increasing Mind control.Kinda like in Huxley's Brave New World.The different genetic classes are programmed to like a set type of clothes.Like Betas are taught to only wear green and hate the colors of the below classes.If they can control how your react to special stimuli they can input those stimuli into more advanced propaganda for political and economic agendas.

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Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

Chads wear cargo shorts and tee shirts. Try hard incels wear "nice" clothes.

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

based chad in cargo shorts and a suit jacket not giving a fuck
Not sure what the deal with “muh cargo shorts are cringe” meme is. Does anyone other than white males wear cargo shorts?

Jayden Diaz
Jayden Diaz

oh, I thought I was on Jow Forums but somehow I stumbled on /fa/g

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Adam Reyes
Adam Reyes

Blacks wear them

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

summer is coming and just another way for manufacturers to increase sales..start trolling places saying this that or those are bad/ugly

not hard to understand

most evreything is driven by money/power or sex

Ethan Moore
Ethan Moore

Obligatory

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Blake Richardson
Blake Richardson

100 degrees out
Hat
Scarf
Sport coat
Button up shirt
T shirt under that
Trousers/pants
Calf length socks
Fash shoes
Teetering on passing out
but at least i look good

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

This what (((they))) want you to wear instead.

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Jace Evans
Jace Evans

Weird... cargo shorts are totally lesbian wear? Who approved this story?

Logan Turner
Logan Turner

Yea but that’s the point. Who am I looking nice for when drinking beers at the beach with my boys? Sluts won’t actually not bang you because they don’t like cargo shorts. This article is a fat girl whining at the betas who approach her

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

normal shorts
Jorts?

Henry Ramirez
Henry Ramirez

Women hate cargo pants because when we wear them we no longer need them to hold our stuff in their purse. This makes the woman feels more useless than usual. Thus the hatred for cargo pants.

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

suddenly all the (((media))) spergs around about how cargo shorts are bad or misogynist blablabla
Oh may looks like they got the memo huh?

Blake Morales
Blake Morales

If you live in the city, it's frowned upon to do many things that don't communicate your competence (e.g. capacity to earn money) in a positive or exagerated way. Basically if you don't drape yourself in purple, people are going to think it's because you can't.
In rural areas it's actually the opposite; if you wear fancy clothes, you'll automatically be dismissed as a manchild who's so horribly useless and maladapted to his environment that he can't even change a car tire.

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

And yet a lot of ex .mil fags wear cargo shorts and polos and get drowned by pussy

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

chads wear whatever the fuck they want and don’t think anything about some roasties opinion built around a forced meme
implying the roastie wouldn’t blow chad at the party just because he wore cargo shorts

Levi Morales
Levi Morales

comfortable
lots of storage

After having 2 kids I realized cargo shorts are a gift from the gods

Adam Ramirez
Adam Ramirez

I like that look. Decent looking guy demonstrating how few fucks he gives.

Camden Young
Camden Young

t. me

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Justin Rodriguez
Justin Rodriguez

Removing pockets means quicker, cheaper production and men will have to buy new stupid bullshit to cover for the utility of pockets. Imagine how much money they'd make if men started buying purses and fanny-packs. It's just gay bullshit. Cargo shorts are good looking and utilitarian.

Lincoln Clark
Lincoln Clark

Reasons being having you have to buy a bag?

Joseph Russell
Joseph Russell

t. /fa/ggot

Henry James
Henry James

Women are followers X100 they make horrible leaders because they're so fast to jump on the next big trend.
Anything they see someone else do they want to do it.
When they hear someone say something they want to say it and pretend it was their idea.
Women are like babies with titties and the ability to speak.
Lack of self control and self identity.
It seems every day I come here there's some new trend for them to hop on.
Getting pretty annoyed.

Julian Cruz
Julian Cruz

Yeah that’s true. And here’s a tip:
Guys if you buy cargo shorts you are allowed to put stuff in the pockets. The pockets are there to use, not to make a fashion statement.
i hate cargo shorts because they have to many pockets
they look retarded because i don’t know how to utilize the other pockets

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

The fuck are you supposed to wear to a gym then?

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

i mostly wear them for work so i dont have to keep a tool belt on me at all times

Lucas Ortiz
Lucas Ortiz

i like to but my Portemonnaie there. also earplugs and other small stuff.

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

Borat mankini

Robert Howard
Robert Howard

practical utility, comfort, thrift is bad

they want you to buy expensive fashion brands instead of a reasonably priced utilitarian clothing.

cargo pants deprive the jews of their opportunity to profit

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

Shhhh roasties, stop telling men what to wear.
By the way, they are functional, fresh, comfortable and can carry lots of things so fuck off.

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Jayden Harris
Jayden Harris

You don’t cut your sleeves off?

Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

literally a (((Levi))), how did we not see this before

Daniel Diaz
Daniel Diaz

like people who complain about people wearing basketball shorts to the gym
I.... What

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

literally zero people dress that way anymore

Julian Moore
Julian Moore

Phone goes in the big right pocket. Makes it juuuuuust slightly less convenient so you won’t be grabbing and pulling your phone out all night

Xavier Clark
Xavier Clark

I cut the sleeves off and some times I will cut down the neck to make a v neck or even cut a slit right down the front to make it a vesty t-shirt.

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

Why do ((they)) hate Cargo shorts?
Because cargo shorts are meant to be practical.
They are meant to be practical because men, real men, are practical thinkers.
Practical thinking is masculine and these people hate masculinity.
Therefore they hate cargo shorts.
Cargo shorts represent a departure from feminine thinking like "form over function."

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Robert King
Robert King

This. Jews are just trying to sabatoge convenience and comfort with the guise of "but it won't get you laid" fuck women who think like this and fuck faggots who follow these kikes. I'm gonna buy two new pairs.

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

Yeah I wonder (((why))) hobowear became the norm after ww2

Christopher Fisher
Christopher Fisher

Cargo shorts put women's stupidity on full display and women hate anything anything that reminds them of how fucking illogical they are.

Women are all about form over function, they wear completely useless clothes that serve no purpose other than highlighting their physical traits to attract a mate but they convince themselves that their clothing actually does serve a functional purpose.

They'll say a skirt keeps them cool, allows for mobility, it's comfortable, they don't need pockets as they carry a purse.

Cargo shorts are comfortable, keep you cool, allow for mobility, and a single pair has more pockets than women have in their entire wardrobe.

Wearing cargo shorts is the fashion equivalent of calling a woman a dumb bitch.

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

cargo shorts are like push up bras when it comes to leg day participation perception. also makes me adventurous and you'll never know what's in all those pockets m'lady

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

why do you faggot think women's pants have no or tiny pockets? even though women always whine about their small pockets they never change.

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

(((they))) hate cargo shorts because they are a white man's symbol. Practical, comfortable, not expensive. Everything (((they))) hate.

We have to make cargo shorts a symbol for white nationalism, just to make them look stupid.

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

thinking this much about something a roasty said
Oof kys

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

women's pants
No such thing.

Jeremiah Powell
Jeremiah Powell

cargo shorts are like push up bras when it comes to leg day participation perception
Lmao

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

I cant understand how someone would be too self conscious to use cargo pockets...it boggles me mind

Lincoln Ortiz
Lincoln Ortiz

youtube.com/watch?v=cthA22qL9AI
Buzzfeed cuck themselves.

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

cargo shorts are worn by fat losers who want to hide their gross legs
chads wear skin tight short shorts.

Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

man putting something in woman purse
What.

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

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Jose Reed
Jose Reed

Hey hue. Speaking of fashion, don’t you need to hurry to the beach now to put some lotion on your degenerate mom’s thong clad ass??

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Henry Taylor
Henry Taylor

A ‘guy’ wrote the article

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

TRY AND STOP ME MOM

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Easton Butler
Easton Butler

fags wear skin tight short shorts
Ftfy

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

Most men aren’t chad

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

How can you hide your legs wearing shorts cargo or otherwise?

Aiden White
Aiden White

you didn't post what I should be wearing instead!

Brody Clark
Brody Clark

Shorts - in general - are for kids and faggots.

Luis Price
Luis Price

Gay user means your thighs

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

fuck women on shot like this.

fuck em.

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

They look fucking stupid.
Trying to politicise bad fashion is just retarded.
Theres no greater conspiracy, if you want to look like a special needs kid then go ahead and wear them.

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

I do not understand why anybody dislikes cargo shorts. They are good

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

exclusively wear cargo shorts in the Summer
wear a jacket in the Fall and Winter that has pockets
in the Spring when it's too cold for shorts but too warm for a jacket don't have pockets to put stuff in

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

Swedes are girly

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

Women place vanity over utility and wear slutty yoga pants and tight jeans with tiny pockets and as usual, when they see men being practical they seek equality not by doing the logical thing that men do but by insisting that men follow their moronic example. I can carry my wallet keys phone leatherman and pistol in my cargo shorts and don’t give even one fuck what some stupid thot thinks about how it looks.

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

Swedes-in general-have the mentality of kids and are faggots
Ftfy

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

This. Cargo shorts are the shit.

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Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

Are you autists really defending cargo shorts?

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Connor Harris
Connor Harris

Okay, so what do you wear when you work out?

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Liam Gonzalez
Liam Gonzalez

Suit top
Cargo shorts
Gears of war backpack
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

putting giant wallet in back pocket
not knowing you can untuck your shirt

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

im wearing cargo shorts right now
comfy and pocketful, absolutely amazing.

Christian White
Christian White

Yea, are you?

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

t. Kid fucking faggot

Jaxson Sullivan
Jaxson Sullivan

wear pants you literal autists
No. If you want to go full autism wear BDUs

Mason Rodriguez
Mason Rodriguez

t. Ass blasted roastie

Alexander Diaz
Alexander Diaz

Yeah I wouldn't imagine shorts would be very popular where you can only wear them one month out of the year.

Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

t. Unironic fag

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

caring what other people think of your clothes

If you still do this you are mentally a teenager.

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

I am a Dad with two kids. I am allowed to.wear cargo shorts. I just bought a new fitting pair since I am getting a little fat from beer with the neighbors. Felt better than an orgasm to slip into a brand new fitting pair I tell you huwhat.

Brandon Sullivan
Brandon Sullivan

This.

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

and what's wrong with them? I have alot of stff I need carrying and I'm not going to wear some gay bag

Juan Lee
Juan Lee

They look fucking stupid.
They're shorts. The only way shorts look "good" is when they're the fashionable kind worn by literal gaymen who want to be gay. And if that's not you then you might as well wear more practical shorts.

Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

The most alpha dudes I know wear cargo shorts and don't give two fucks about it. The only time cargo shorts don't work is if you're trying to chase some insane city roastie.

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

God damn. That’s disgusting.
ewwww check out that loser’s thighs

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

t. coping autist

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

Women won't like you if you wear cargo shorts
Where do I purchase this potent thot repellant?

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

is if you're trying to chase some insane city roastie.
If you chase, you've already lost

Chase Gomez
Chase Gomez

Cargo shorts need camo.

Camden Lewis
Camden Lewis

This whole argument is retarded. Cargo shorts and Cargo pants are like any other article of clothing
Buy tacky cheapo shit
Look like tacky cheapo shit
Buy nice and well made shit
Look like nice and well made shit

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Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

a lot of room for all the shekels, huh

Ayden Perez
Ayden Perez

WHAAAAA DO THINGS I LIKE OR I'LL TAKE AWAY MY HOLES
no one cares, fuck off outta here with your shit

Jeremiah Campbell
Jeremiah Campbell

I'm going for homeless chic

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

Gonna have to side with them on this one.

Isaiah Long
Isaiah Long

my thoughts exactly

David Cook
David Cook

rare patrician leaf post

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

looking good is gay

They're like fucking malformed bags hanging off your waist. Worst kind hang below the knee and bunch up at the hem.
Bet youve got loads of zippers and buttons on them to play with too you child.

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

Reminder: never let women's opinion effect you. Women always follow men, cargo pants are OK if men say so.

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Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

wear pants manchild
my athletic fit denim fit everything I need fine and I carry a lot of shit
if you need more pocket space (lol) then wear BDUs or realize you need a bag

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

no one ever uses those giant pockets, cargo shorts are retarded

Camden Anderson
Camden Anderson

wear pants you literal autists

I will wear what I want roastie
youtube.com/watch?v=wQQb_UvjZaQ
youtube.com/watch?v=qHlzPhtE_jU
youtube.com/watch?v=UP6yigZcCOk

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Austin Foster
Austin Foster

The last time anyone got a handjob in cargo shorts was in Vietnam.

Keep coping.

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

I’m wearing cargo shorts posting in this thread. Cargo deniers btfo

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

the problem with this room is that it's onions as fuck
make the floor wood, remove the (((television))) and put a bookshelf and desk for your low end PC
remove the (((comfortable))) sofa chair with a wooden chair you either bought and saved money on or made yourself with some barstools for the little area
easy

Carter Morales
Carter Morales

when you're so insecure you carefully choose your clothing based on what other people think

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Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

You're free to wear what you want but now you know why you're a virgin.

Also, according to your pic, FtM trannies are men.

Jonathan Sanchez
Jonathan Sanchez

I really like putting loose change in my cargo pockets, do you have one delicate end for shekels?

William Myers
William Myers

Sports / gym / beach excluded. Same with sweatpants, they have their time and place, but no grown person should walk around wearing going to the store or work like some nigger.

Levi James
Levi James

I hate roast beef as much as you user, but i have a sense of aesthetic and some /fa/ intuition so I don't walk around looking like a virgin cunt like you
men should all wear pants, period. if it's too hot move to a colder climate. the cold is for the white man

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

When you zip off the legs they fit in the cargo pockets. It's clothing perfection.

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

wear pants manchild
it's 110, 90%, better put in some nice long pants
lol no you stupid faggot. Kill yourself

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

What looks bad is a bad fit. Shorts that fit well look good, even if they have extra pockets.

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Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

Clearly Im basing it off what I think you spastic

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

There are a lot of people, including on /fit/, who unironically believe wearing basketball shorts to the gym is a faux pas.

Because you can pick up a decent pair of cargo shorts that'll last forever for like $20 a pair. They're also more casual than chinos but more formal than athletic shorts and less stupid than jean shorts so they sit in this weird middle ground that many men like. It's an attempt to force men into over thinking fashion and paying a lot of money for uncomfortable clothes.

You know what my daily summer look is?
Olive drab, unbranded, t-shirt
Khaki cargo shorts
Black flip flops or brown sandals
Maybe a single accessory like a black watch
I also have a hair cut that I just need to quickly comb and I'm good. It looks really good and fits in basically every non-professional situation I've ever been in. Somehow, this is a negative from the fashion community.

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

Cargo shorts are great for happenings, just imagine all the ammo you can stock in those pockets.

Henry Thompson
Henry Thompson

he derides you for only having an argument involving denying sex
you do it again like the dumb retard you are
bravo

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

The last time anyone got a handjob in cargo shorts was in Vietnam.
this is your measure of success
lmaoooo my sides, holy shit. I couldn't have made my point any better

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

Why the fuck do you need a (((chair)))? Just sit on the damn floor.

John Bennett
John Bennett

hurr I'm white but live in a climate for beaners
epic post you mutt

Kevin White
Kevin White

Wearing shorts outside of athletic activities is degenerate.

Gavin Turner
Gavin Turner

now you know why you're a virgin.

2019
Still using shaming tactics
dayum

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Julian Morales
Julian Morales

Who the fuck cares what other people think? I care what the guy in the mirror thinks and he thinks cargo shorts look retarded AF.

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

flip flops
Spotted the faggot.

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

t. subhuman who slouches in his sofa chair watching cops all night after his onions office job

Jack Young
Jack Young

There are a lot of people, including on /fit/, who unironically believe wearing basketball shorts to the gym is a faux pas.
The fuck do those niggers thing you should wear? That's literally what basketball shorts are for

Thomas Hughes
Thomas Hughes

Clearly Im basing it off what I think you spastic
sheep noises

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

You were saying?

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Lucas Ramirez
Lucas Ramirez

literally zero people react with homicidal violence to slightest criticism of their people
doesn't mean it was bad

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Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

/fit/ is just /lgbt/ by another name user

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

I have had more shorts than full pants combined through my life. Only time I wear formals are for interviews, fuck wearing full pants in casual settings.

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

Thanks for the new pasta.

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

That wasnt my only argument, it was my second and I was referencing a film.
I couldnt respect myself wearing that trash, attracting a mate is secondary.

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

You're not a real man, why would I not shame you?

BTW, buying expensive, high-status items like cars and clothes is a sign of high test. If you dress like a neckbeard, you're low test.

independent.co.uk/life-style/testosterone-men-luxury-goods-products-high-status-study-pennsylvania-a8430276.html

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

ME NO LIKE 80 DEGREE WEATHER
imagine unironically living north of the Mason Dixon in 2019, holy shit.

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Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

Cargo shorts look like shit. Wear clean crisp khaki shorts that fit properly and look nice with a tucked polo

Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

more sheep noises

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

t. fag

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

Kek

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

Clearly everyone in this thread are having a circle jerk whilst im postulating a contrary point.
Keep coping bag legs.

Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

I was referencing a film
sounds like you referenced amy shumer desu

Lincoln Cook
Lincoln Cook

look like a total frat boy fag who has to pay for friends
lolno

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

Absolutely homoerotic.

Luis Gonzalez
Luis Gonzalez

you never worked manually, don't you?

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

Yeah, it's better to look like a total incel fag who has no friends.

John Parker
John Parker

Uncle Adolph gave it a shot, realized it looked stupid and was never seen wearing shorts in public again. Nuff said.

Xavier Gomez
Xavier Gomez

I really don't fucking get why Cargo shorts are hated beyond "They're stupid." What's stupid about it? Same argument with crocs and some other dumb shit. Are people just looking for a reason to get mad?

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

Based boomer

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

Cargo shorts are fine, they are for when the cargo pants make it uncomfortable to work in. Functional and fashionable, the correct choice on those summer days when you just finished a hard days graft and want to knock back a few bevvies after a job done.

Charles Reyes
Charles Reyes

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Brayden Jones
Brayden Jones

posts for attention
k-keep coping
lmao, how insecure can you be

Jason Martin
Jason Martin

implying tuxedos are normal outside of lavish parties

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

I wear cargo shorts with sandals and couldn't give a fuck what anyone else thinks. If someone's put off by you over shorts, you've got bigger problems than choice of atire

Anthony Hughes
Anthony Hughes

I judge myself by the female sense of aesthetics but I'm one of the guys I swear
fuck off homo

Jacob Watson
Jacob Watson

im not brown like you

Parker Green
Parker Green

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Please keep going on roastie.

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Ethan Parker
Ethan Parker

Rock hard bodies and confidence goes a long way

Ryan Long
Ryan Long

flag
opinion dismissed.

Gavin Jackson
Gavin Jackson

But theyre so useful to hold my action figures and paperclip collection

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Noah Davis
Noah Davis

Delilahs exist to cut the hair of Sampson's, cargo shorts are your hair. White man is unstoppable when he has multiple pockets and cool breezy legs. The weak fear the strong.

Nathan Baker
Nathan Baker

Wtf do you think he was doing outdoors?

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

Cargo shorts signal average dude. They envision someone more fashionable in Ralph Loren hanging out on their yacht.

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Andrew Scott
Andrew Scott

cargo shorts are awesome. might be the most important clothing innovation ever, in history. side note - author of this piece is a confirmed herb.

Mason Clark
Mason Clark

crocs
white socks
cargo pants
any roastie will be on your dick

Lincoln Price
Lincoln Price

they wear completely useless clothes that serve no purpose other than highlighting their physical traits to attract a mate

thats a fairly important purpose

Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

skin tight
absolutely degenerate.

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

wtf

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

I don't get the hate? If your only argument against them is "they look bad" maybe you should reexamine your values.

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Andrew King
Andrew King

Says the German who lost all their real men in the great wars. Or is this Ahmed who ran away from the wars? Hard to tell these days.

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

Im a big boy

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Evan Russell
Evan Russell

i hate architecture that doesn't look traditional because it's awful looking shite
WTF?????????????? cargo shorts??? that's like, the WHITE MAN in CLOTHING FORM DUDE!! you can't take that away from me!

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

Always do the opposite of what Jews say. I just threw away all my pants and spent 400$ Canadian on a drawer full of cargos.

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

turbo gigachad walks in
woman sees him, already flustered
he goes straight to her
her hearth rate up to 220
looks down, to tidy her shirt impulsively
sees hes cargo shorts
cargo shorts
instantly, her vagina reaches dryness never seem in atakama or sahara
her pussy lips are full of cracks, like the ground devoid of all grass
at that point, just moving an inch would start a spark, its so dry
her one look to the cargo short wearing monster says it al
he hs suddenly lost half his height and body mass
is now hunchback
and bald
"how dare you" she cries
the pathetic incel flees, defeated

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

What tweet?

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

get a load of this nigga he doesn't carry his gats and katanas in his cargos, you in the wrong gay club boy

Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

Looking good is for fags

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Julian Moore
Julian Moore

still seething
a guy would have shrugged and fucked off to another thread by now

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

Wolverine makes decidedly high speed, low drag cargo shorts. Carhartts are a little bulkier but still not atrocious.

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Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

Wolverine makes decidedly high speed, low drag cargo shorts.

That's good, I'll need high speed cargo shorts for when I overthrow the fed

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

Actually I'm faster than most women so they can't get away from me when I start chasing them especially in the city where their motion is limited.

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

What a stupid thing to say. When you’re acclimatized to the cold it doesn’t have to be very warm for you to be uncomfortable.

It’s 12 degrees here and I’m sweating my balls off in pants today. Ball sweat is a real problem in Canadian summers. So tomorrow I’ll be wearing my cargo shorts.

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Adam Perez
Adam Perez

Leo actually looks cool as fuck

Christian Garcia
Christian Garcia

Rich coming from a Swede

Hudson Richardson
Hudson Richardson

I like in the South East where the weather is 24/7 humid af. Wearing anything other than flip flops or sandals is self-abuse.

James Bailey
James Bailey

Tacticool

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Gavin Allen
Gavin Allen

Creating his years worth of vitamin D in one day, it's the Aryan way.

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

buying expensive, high-status items like cars and clothes is a sign of high test
top roastie logic right here people
a true servant of the eternal jew

Nolan White
Nolan White

Your balls don't overheat and you retain your sperm count when you wear open shorts. They want Europeans to die off because they know we are God's chosen people.

Adrian Parker
Adrian Parker

yeah this is a real mans thread, fags out

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Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

Lmao

Ryan Diaz
Ryan Diaz

turbo gigachad walks in
woman sees him, already flustered
he goes straight to her
her hearth rate up to 220
looks down, to tidy her shirt impulsively
sees hes cargo shorts
cargo shorts
notices all the room he needs for his giant cock
her lip quivers as she notices all the storage space he has for tech decks
Mlady are you alright
grool floods from her pussy as she dies from dehydration

I made it more realistic for you

Brody White
Brody White

See? Now you're thinking!

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

Slides are way better than flip flops, fuck the thing in your toes. You can rock socks with slides too which while looking absolutely retarded is a must for me at work, I gotta be able to pop on my fire boots without having to out socks on when we get a run and I only made the mistake of no socks in my fire boots once, it was fucking terrible

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

im not the one with tumblr photos of cargo shorts KEK

Eli Baker
Eli Baker

Look at that chad ass

Cameron Reyes
Cameron Reyes

permanently ass blasted bong skag
Lmaooooo

Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

theres no conspiracy
they're just ugly dude

Hunter Murphy
Hunter Murphy

Fuckin roasties are jealous

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Grayson Price
Grayson Price

being a consumerist
high-test

You're like the high-class version of a s o y boy who has to buy expensive, useless cars to fit in.

John Russell
John Russell

implying modern sodomite fashion is in any way related to the people who built the great structures
the same faggots building these degenerate modern aberrations are wearing your precious skinny jeans with the complementary butt-plug

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

grool floods from her pussy as she dies from dehydration
sensiblechuckle.gif

Christopher Perry
Christopher Perry

would be good for storing distraction shekels, so yes.

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

Weak calves, no definition.

Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

germnigger BTFO yet again

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Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

It’s an apartment, they can’t do shit about the flooring. Can’t forget about the bed, get rid of the (((bed))) and replace it with a cot or just sleep on the floor. That’s what real men do

Luis Ortiz
Luis Ortiz

tumblr
you gotta go back

Logan Gray
Logan Gray

yeah, because fuck anyone that wears shorts when it's 98F outside with 80% humidity.

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

I mean I like expensive shit, only wear high end clothes, drive a beemer, but the difference is I refuse to finance anything I only pay in cash, if you buy these things and can't afford them outright then you are retarded.

Ryder Brooks
Ryder Brooks

for sure, but they won't admit it and they're high on birth control and girl power so what are they really doing?

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

Wow, look how much space he has for activities! It's like you can actually walk around without stumbling over massive piles of fucking worthless junk in every corner, like you see in women's apartments.

Alexander Taylor
Alexander Taylor

You're like the high-class version of a s o y boy who has to buy expensive, useless cars to fit in.

Except he's probably not even high class, just broke and buying clothes on his moms dime like the rest of /fa/.

Nathan Lewis
Nathan Lewis

only fucking autists like you give a damn about what others think about what they wear. Grow up and fuck off.

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

All these seething retards dont know how google images works

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Caleb Bell
Caleb Bell

Female hive mind

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

If I had money to blow on fancy pants that fit like cargo shorts, I’d have them

Joseph King
Joseph King

drive a beemer that I bought used on craigslist

Adrian Adams
Adrian Adams

Or is this Ahmed who ran away from the wars?
never thought about it that way
finding truth in a cargo shorts thread. never change Jow Forums

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

In schools that have dress codes, like California, cargo shorts are what every kid is forced to wear, so they hate them as adults.

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

Nah, Ahmed or even a cucked man will still think like a man, this is a certified roastie.

By the way, let`s examine for a moment, what this roastie says: an article in the (((Independent))) by (((Olivia Petter))) says that high test men buy flashy expensive branded shit because that makes them "feel" good and manly LOL, so you should do just that and follow the herd. And is all science because it comes from an "study" from ((((Gideon)))) Nave, an assistant marketing professor at the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School.

So now, thanks to two roasties, a leftist newspaper and a jew, I finally know how a man thinks about what to wear. Thank you very much.

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Ayden Gray
Ayden Gray

12 degrees is too hot
imagine living in that frozen wasteland, leafs BTFO by God and creation

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

fuck libs and roasties. i'll wear what i want. might order some camo cargos later. i'll still pull in em if i feel like it. makes victory that much sweeter. the virgin fashion, the chad don't give a fuck.

Bentley Robinson
Bentley Robinson

That looks like some shit that would come from John Oliver.

some guy name todd

Even read that part in his voice.

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

B-but they're so functional for m-my tools

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William Turner
William Turner

Do you have a version which isn't for (((insects)))?

John Mitchell
John Mitchell

Most likely. If you, realistically, separate the fake, Instagram or silver spoon "rich" kids to actual rich people, you'd know that actual rich people DO NOT give a fuck what they wear.

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

men who care about practicality and not how they look like scare (((them)))

Lucas Powell
Lucas Powell

in before bugmen all start wearing reviewbrah attire to end their virginity
the horror

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

You faggots realize that khaki shorts without cargo pockets exist, right? Wear those. Gotta be above the knee too or your literally cholo-tier.

Dress like a white man.

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Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

literally everyone in this thread endorsing the wearing of cargo shorts

pic related

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Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

Next you'll have a problem with my socks and sandals

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Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

Shorts are for fucking children if men can walk around in pants in the middle of the desert with a full pack and gear then you can suck it up and be a fucking man

Carson Russell
Carson Russell

The only tool in a cargo short is the one wearing them.

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Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

Yep, it's a 2015 I bought with 40k miles on it, but I paid cash I'm not ashamed of it being used, and I don't drive it to impress people, I drive it because I want an all wheel drive car in a stick shift and there isn't a ton of options, and it's pretty fun to drive and comfy as fuck. Why would I pay way more when it still has plenty life left in it

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

kek, in the army I've never seen rangers off duty NOT wear cargo shorts

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

This.
kid gets out of BTFO 35 year old luxury sedan
dirty boat shoes
ripped khaki shorts
3 pastel oxford shirts, layered

Angel White
Angel White

Way back we wore rugby shorts. And agree, have to come above the knee or they are just capri pants.

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

this absolute anal devastated thot
this is fucking hilarious, holy shit been a while since someone has come this unhinged in so short a time.

Noah Parker
Noah Parker

Women are being conditioned to like (((fashion))) obsessed faggots instead of actual human males. Thankfully they can't overwrite the biology and women will still go for Chad in the cargo shorts no matter what they say.

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

Gears of war backpack
pic?

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

I was just busting you balls user

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

Yes goyim, (((Ralph Lauren))) is the only acceptable fashion. Get your Ralph Lifshitz - I mean, Lauren apparel at your nearest participating McDonald’s or Hardee’s

Chase Carter
Chase Carter

No one posted these chads yet.. place has gone to shit.

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Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

Those guys look like fags

Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

man leggings and a skin tight beater

Evan Clark
Evan Clark

Pretty sure you can still do that without dressing like a stripper. Women should be more modest these days, and men should stop supporting the stripper attire.

Caleb Stewart
Caleb Stewart

I wore them because I worked at a factory that was hot as balls but I needed pockets. Not gonna buy double the shorts just to have two styles of them for bitches.

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

TV says thing is bad
Roasties: "THING IS BAD"

Mindless automatons.

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

Who gives a shit about a woman' s opinion?

Connor Cook
Connor Cook

The most insecure fags

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

Uncomfortable photo. The way his mouth his agape seems like he's hungry for big thick cocks.

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

I'm not gonna lie I get a little defensive, everyone assume I bought it to impress chicks, I've been married 10 years and don't cheat on my wife, honestly I wish some American company would make an all wheel drive car in a stick that was as fun to drive.

Ryan Robinson
Ryan Robinson

This is pretty good bantz, hearty kek

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

Jeans are for men who work for a living, zoomer.

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

Fuckin kek this thread is cracking me up. Fuck these skanks I'm literally wearing cargo shorts and sperrys, about to hit some balls at the golf course

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Thomas Martinez
Thomas Martinez

You faggots realize that khaki shorts without cargo pockets exist, right?

Cargo pockets = bad
No pockets = good

Really? Now enlighten us roastie, how have you reached this amazing conclusion?????
This is getting better by the moment.

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Noah Morris
Noah Morris

suits are faggoty though, they look like vaginas.

Samuel Morales
Samuel Morales

This

Jose Baker
Jose Baker

dem legs.
I'd wear full length pants.

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

This is the lowest test post I've ever seen.

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

being this insecure
Well, I am on an imageboard after all, this should be expected.

Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

But you can hold so much stuff in them!
Useful for hikes and other outdoors stuff.

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

Ralph Lauren is a trash interpretation of classic American fashion.

All white people should buy LL Bean. Literally the most white clothing in America.

Ryder Fisher
Ryder Fisher

BASED and redpilled

Alexander Hill
Alexander Hill

business insider
fashion authorities

why would you take any advice from a business rag let alone fashion advice?

Jacob Phillips
Jacob Phillips

The best way to be rich is to let go of the desire to be consumerist drone who flaunts their image around. You can tell that these type of people wouldn't last 3 years.

drive an old, beat up Honda stick shift
several pairs of cargo shorts or khaki
old graphic shirts that have a logo of a dead company
boat shoes, converse, or slippers

became rich because long-line of oil tycoons

If I'm going to dress "nice", it would be if I'm going anywhere "nice". I live in Miami, where do these thots get off dressing nice in this shit hole? I'm still wondering who are they impressing?

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

If a thot ever throws shade at you over cargo shorts, look her in the eye and laugh loudly. Nothing makes the thot angrier than her opinions being disregarded and mocked. Then she will resort to “muh holes” and that is when you have won.

Ethan Clark
Ethan Clark

My wife doesn’t seem to mind that I wear them and appreciates me being able to carry things for her.

Austin Nguyen
Austin Nguyen

irl, i still see chads in cargo shorts with hot girls all the time in the summer.

cargo pants kind of the style from 20 years ago, they are a little dated, that's why they have become a joke.

dont be autistic and take the part of this about cargo shorts too literally. it's just a little joke about nerds having bad fashion sense.

the real point of this piece is that females dont like comic book nerd/bug men type guys.

get hobbies that make you more attractive to women like playing musical instruments or outdoor sports.

Dylan Taylor
Dylan Taylor

BTW a link to the actual article to see what we should actually wear instead.
businessinsider.com/cargo-shorts-alternatives-for-men-spring-2016-4#volcom-9

apparently we should all dress like either rich yankees or North Gulf Coast bois.

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Owen Long
Owen Long

I do have 2 pair of zipper off leg pants, I only wear them when I go camping but they are God tier for that, I'm autistic as fuck and try to hide it so I don't wear them in public as that might show my power level

Asher Clark
Asher Clark

You are one pathetic loser.

William Adams
William Adams

i put my baggie and pipe in them

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Samuel Ortiz
Samuel Ortiz

maximum cope
jesus

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

fag niggas

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

I just realized they had actually written 2 nearly identical articles on this topic.
businessinsider.com/why-no-man-should-wear-cargo-shorts-2017-5

Connor Sullivan
Connor Sullivan

Could you imagine basing your self worth on what you wear?

Cargo shorts are comfy and practical. I like the look of them, don't care what anyone else has to say about them.

Brayden Lopez
Brayden Lopez

They probably are using AI to identify racially based trends so they can target things that mostly only white guys do
This is the only thing I can think of as to why they have chosen a seemingly random piece of clothing used usually for practicality and not in the fashion of OP

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

chinlet jew
Tipping intensifies

Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

Those shorts are gay.

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

Yeah they really do, I mean the attire itself is alright I guess, I'd never wear a long sleeve shirt like that with short ass shorts, seems counter productive. Idk, I can't decide what I think about them. Guy on right has a brutal facial expression but the others could go either way.

Angel Taylor
Angel Taylor

Where do you keep your fireworks and beers?

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Cameron Hughes
Cameron Hughes

Just fucking take testorone if high test is what you're after. Taking steroids is literally the most high test thing you can do.

Owen Young
Owen Young

It was a big normie meme like 7 years ago, at least at the university I attended at the time. Usually in the context of fraternities members vs “independents”. Frats encouraged their members to dress a certain way, well they actually made pledges fit a kind of strict dress code down to what colors/materials to wear. Some fraternities at least

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

as soon as the roast stops wearing unflattering booty shorts and yoga pants, i'll stop wearing cargo shorts

i will never have to change

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Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

Those are sick shorts I want them.

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

I agree with her. All this unused space could be used to house a small brap farm

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

I'm going to have to agree with the /fa/ggots on this one, as someone who owns and wears both cargo and normal shorts I have to agree that cargo shorts look goofy. 90% of the time I never use the extra pockets on the cargo shorts. I think that the only time you should really wear cargo shorts is if you're going to be doing something where you will actually need all those pockets
but muh comfort and convenience
normal shorts are literally the same fucking shorts but without the goofy pockets and super loose fit.

Bentley Turner
Bentley Turner

frats are full of insecure fags that bow to peer pressure
Imagine my surprise

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

white fragile cope seething boomer nazi based retard

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Ayden Garcia
Ayden Garcia

If you faggots are still living in (((apartments))) and not innawoods like a real fucking man, it's already too late.

Oliver Ortiz
Oliver Ortiz

With many cats and an empty wine rack.

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

super loose fit.
Stop skipping leg day

Noah Cooper
Noah Cooper

Same. In one pocket, gat in another.

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

thats really gay frats didnt do that in the 90's when i was in college.

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

just base your entire personality around what modern "media" claim is attractive for women bros

unironically your type of people create school shooters, when they do what you advise and realize it doesn't work
not to mention your retarded implication that life is about fucking

Andrew White
Andrew White

Australia
Not wearing shorts
yeah nah fuck that

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

Women want men to start carrying a handbag like them because no more pockets on pants.

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

They want white men to wear tighter fitting clothes so it will lower their sperm counts even more.

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

Dress like a white man.

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Ryan Diaz
Ryan Diaz

Shorts should be about an inch above the knee. And wearing flip flops on any other place other than the beach, or the pool, is fucking retarded. Wear hiking boots, or running shoes, with socks, to look decent and masculine.

Robert Morris
Robert Morris

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Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

$70 for a pair of fucking cotton shorts.

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

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Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

dress like this fag on a rainy winter day

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

That's a cool look.

Brandon Carter
Brandon Carter

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Michael Howard
Michael Howard

trips of truth

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Noah Fisher
Noah Fisher

Coolest guy I ever met wore a cargo kilt and lived in a cliffside cave. We'd all get drunk and he'd juggle torches or tell us some unique philosophy.

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