I fucked myself with a fucking carrot

and my cousin probably knows about it, how screwed is my social life now?

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R u boy or r u girl

boy

no homo tho

Boy but most people are cool with homosexuality where im from.

Oof.
My brother found my dildo when I went through a trap phase. Itll pass.

why did you do that??

the fuck you pretending to be me for?

Why do you think?

i was going through an anal masturbation phase and felt like fingering myself wasn't good enough, and had nothing better to fuck myself with

MOTHERFUCKER STOP

but why the fucking carrot? that is for your family to eat you faggot, why would you be so inconsiderate. now you wasted your mom's money (i know you're underaged.)

lmao, i'm not. but yeah, i'm just old enough to post on here.

But who's the real degenerate?

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I get off on knowing they're eating something that has been inside of me.
God I fucked up.

I wasn't even trying to impersonate OP. I just think "why would you stick a carrot up your ass" is a redundant question, there is only one answer.

do u not have anything better to do? sad.

Stop fucking hijacking my thread. Please. I'm about to have a break down.

lmao

Holy fuck what is wrong with you.
Jesus throw that carrot out and stop being a shitty person.

Asking for actual help on Jow Forums? Kek. Lost cause this one.

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he's not me ._.