I think my nighbours heard me masterbating

I live in an apartment complex and one night I was beating my meat in bed and I could have swore a heard a man whisper "he's jacking off".
I'm sitting in a parking lot afraid to go back there.
I'm trying to tell myself I imagined it because I had 150 mg of unisom in me and liquor but I don't know.

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Im not sure how much liquor you had but it usually works badly in regards to thinking.
So most likely you might have been loud enough or your computer was loud.
Sex isnt shamefull, masturbation isnt shamefull.
So live with the knowledge that your neighbors know you masturbated

Your neighbor heard you jacking off and you heard him whisper? Are your walls made of paper?

no, I don't make a peep and it was muted.
could my stroking have been shaking my bed or something?

what?
you afraid some faggot is gonna confront you about your personal business, asking if it felt good?
>scared
you should be angry.

he's above me, I know when he's walking but I can't hear much else.

I'm afraid he gonna call the landlord on me.

for jacking off?
im sorry is there something in your contract SPECIFICALLY saying you cannot masturbate?
if he hears you shit do you get a penalty?

What age are you? Schizophrenia usually kicks in at around 7 year increments so 14, 21, 28 etc

im being a dick I know but this sounds ridiculous to me.

I'm sure there is no masturbation clause in your lease. You should be okay to whack away.

Take the day off to j off tomorrow and make sure he hears the entire multiple hour session

That’s funny.
I shared a bedroom wall with my neighbor and i was very lucky that she was into hardcore porn and vibrators. She tried to keep it down, but she didn’t know how shit these walls were. I basically jerked off to hear moans for a year.

one time i was masturbating to hentai completely visible to everyone on the street and some guy got really fucking mad. it was pretty funny.

based

>Schizophrenia usually kicks in at around 7 year increments so 14, 21, 28 etc

Ummmmm

Ah, that kinda rules

she wasnt dog faced was she?

what kind of hentai?
maybe that guy was mad that you had shit taste

i was actually jacking it to a chapter of prison school

eh, i jerked it to watamote once so I can't judge.

>I'm afraid he gonna call the landlord on me.
Just the landlord?
>for jacking off?
>im sorry is there something in your contract SPECIFICALLY saying you cannot masturbate?
>if he hears you shit do you get a penalty?
>I'm sure there is no masturbation clause in your lease. You should be okay to whack away.
I don't think its someone heard him jerking off, but WHAT he was jerking off to.
Hey user, any chance you'll get a knock on your door by police cause you forgot to use headphones?

no sound so no

>heard a man whisper "he's jacking off"
>if he hears you shit do you get a penalty?
>schizophrenia usually kicks in around 7 year increments
>i jerked it to watamote once

This thread is a comedy goldmine. Thank you for making me laugh, user. I feel better and won't be killing myself tonite.