We're having a party at work and everyone is bringing their spouse or bf/gf. I don't have one so whenever I go it feel awkward and I just want to go home early.
I'm thinking of hiring a prostitute to be my gf for the night. I don't want to go for an escort because I'm too cheap to pay their prices. So I'd rather stick to a street prostitute. I figured I can find one that's clean enough to pass as a normal woman.
My other option is posting an ad on craigslist for someone to pretend to be my gf for the night.
They suck dirty old dick every night. I figured they would be grateful to have a night off.
Christian Price
Believe it or not, but escorting services started out this way. People (typically women) would charge services for you to take them out as dates to something like high school reunions or office parties to impress others (hence the term "escorting"). But clients wound up eventually negotiating for something a little more at the end of the day with extra cash, which is how escorting transitioned to another means of prostitution.
Colton Nguyen
he doesn't want an escort tho...
Jason Nguyen
Then he's wrong.
Nolan Wilson
What's the difference? One is a lot cheaper and can do the trick. Plus if I show up with an attractive prostitute no one will believe me
Eli Jones
>I'm thinking of hiring a prostitute, but I don't want to hire a prostitute because I'm too cheap. ...
Dominic Johnson
Just don’t go incel
Adrian Morales
Doing dumb shit like this is probably why you don't have a gf in the first place. You're spending money weaving up lies and spending your time just to impress your piece of shit coworkers with bullshit. That's a lot of mental gymnastics lol
