Its 3am. I’m standing across the road from the girl I love’s apartment. I’m pretty drunk and I’ve got these flowers to give her. FUCK SHOULF I go in?
Its 3am. I’m standing across the road from the girl I love’s apartment...
do it. what do you have to lose.
Go in, give flowers, make it seem like these are just a random gift your drunk mind thought of, act like you're too inebriated to know what's going on, and leave.
Problem though. I ain’t got a way in! Should I knock?
call first if you have her number.
She’s not picking up my calls. Boyyyyys I’m going full ducking JUST!!!
Virgins knock, Chad busts the door down smashes her phone and takes what is rightfully his. Godspeed user
Don't get yourself arrested you fucking retard
Am going in
Read this pls
Fucking chest ABORT. Been seen. Rip
Seen? so she's home?
Show us her tits post her nudes
no way fag
NO DO NOT
inb4 in jail currently
I wouldn’t have the phone if I was in jail dumb ass!
How bout them nudes?
If I had nudes I would wank to them
Good luck getting them.
This is why you dont do drugs kids!