How to get into the Normie world???

How to get into the Normie world???

>Dinner with normie coworkers, all males
>Convo about sex w/wo condom
>Everyone sharing lots of sex experiences
>Me virgin who faps to boipussy
>20 and kissless
>Hello inceldom

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What kind of a trashy job do you have where colleagues just casually brag about sexual encounters?

that's hilarious
just lie and agree with what they say

You have the internet you moron, steal stories and adapt them to your life. Check the stories for any flaws that would make them an obvious lie, prepare for some possible questions by others. That's it, that's all you have to do.

Or you could go fuck hookers.

Find a trans gf so youre not a virgin anymore

>Pepe
>normie
You are already in """"""normie""""" world, normalfag.

I would rather be a fucking outcast than having conversations only about sex,jesus fucking christ,imagine the boredom,imagine the predictiveness of those normies
First day:
A:yeah yesterday i fucked my gf man you had to see,*goes into a deep explanation on what he did to his girlfriend as if she is just some sex bot and completely diminuishing her*
B:yo nice

Second day
A:yo today i fucked my girlfriend in the BUTT,goes into further and useless explanation of what he did as if it matters
B:mhh ok man cool

Third day
A:yo man today she gave me one of the BEST blowjobs and she ALMOST P U K E D,goes to explain the whole story
B:shit ok man what do you want me to say

Fourth day
A:yoooo
B:bruh i dont give a fuck
A:what? Are you stupid its so interesting

FUCKING NORMIES GET A FUCKING GRASP OF WHAT IS INTERESTING SEX IS A PRIVATE THING THAT SHOULD STAY BETWEEN PARTNERS IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE UBDERSTANDING OF HUMAN DECENCY,YOU ARENT WRITING A SONG YOU ARE SAYING MWANINGLESS SHIT AS IF IT WAS THE END OF THE WORLD,YOU JSUT HAD SEX ITS A FUCKING NORMAL THING.

normies are fucking stupid OP,just find a gf that loves you and stop being so anxious

>wanting to be a normie
Why?

Know this absolute fact:

EVERY MAN LIES ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE. They are all lying or at least exaggerating.

Nah, that’s not true. Even people who you wouldn’t expect are getting laid frequently. My old neighbor (who’s 5’6”) gets laid by different women about 3 times a week. Conservatively, he’s been with 100-200+ women (he lost count along time ago)

There really is no point in lying about it, and honestly I can’t remember the last time I talked to another dude aside from that neighbor about women I’ve been with/hooked up with. It just doesn’t come up typically, especially as you get older.

>what is locker room talk with normie guys
Ever watch Mad Men?

idk man this friend of mine was talking about how great making a girl squirt is recently and you could just tell he has never made that lol it was so unnecessary
we're both 28 so why the fuck was he acting like a teen?

Eh, squirting just happens with some women, and some do it without much effort at all. Just depends, and honestly it’s kind of gross since everything gets fucking wet.

But yeah, people just tend to stop talking about sex after 25. Idk what your friend’s deal is, maybe he watches too much porn or something.

Pro tip: Many of these experiences were made up or exaggerated. These discussions reek of insecurity and boasting. You won't bring this up casually with co-workers otherwise.

Why are you getting mad than if its just a normal thing? Ask him if you can join in for that DP?

Have sex. Literally

>>Dinner with normie coworkers
Welcome to the world normie. Keep up the good work.

It came up while discussing women, nobody brings up sex out of the blue. It's male talk

Idc about that, I care that these guys are not that good looking and getting laid often. Meanwhile I can't take the shallowness of the normie world: instagram, fake friends, normie convos: football, marvel movies UGH.

I don't want to lie, I just want to get laiddd.
No hookers in my country.
Saving up for Germany

Don't fucking lie. Guys can smell you out

Have sex

No trannys here, ex-jugo state. Fucking trans is gay af tho.

Get laid by a hooker c'mon dumbass

Not normie enough to get laid

Whoops didn't read no hookers what kind of nightmare is this

Getting laid, multiple friends, having someone to go on vacation with. Ik i's shallow and boring af but Girls aren't dating introverted stem soys like me

Idc, I just don't want to die a lonely virgin

obviously not making up a whole "bag of sand" kind of story, if it comes up just say you're inexperienced, maybe ask if they can help

Yes, yes, yes. I am puzzled how avg normie friends are getting laid and getting multiple gfs meanwhile I am avarage but introverted and blackpilled.
I don't have social media to chat with girls and they are boring and all 1D.
I think they just pursue aggressively

Idiot, your answers are in your questions. Get some stimulants, cocaine is best but anything works.