I'm thinking of doing a DIY colonoscopy with a borescope and powerful lube.
Good idea or not?
I'm thinking of doing a DIY colonoscopy with a borescope and powerful lube
Leo Walker
Oliver Torres
what the fuck is wrong with you
Chase James
Can't you see that's what I'm TRYING TO FIND OUT?!
Samuel Myers
Nigga you don't even know what to look for. Unless its a dildo you got stuck
Samuel Peterson
>Nigga you don't even know what to look for.
yeah I do, the doctors in my shitty country don't know what to look for
Aaron Wright
how will you move the scope while its in you? ive had 6 colonscopys and they give you knockout gas for that reason. how will you see the images? its a fucking bad idea that will cause you to puncture your intential lining and kill you
Noah Taylor
Would you even know what you were looking for and looking at?
Daniel Martinez
You'll perforate your colon and die. I'm being dead serious. Shit's actually dangerous, but they downplay it because ulcerative colitis and crohn's are worse. Obviously being a doctor negates some of that, but people have still died. Your idea is completely retarded and if you're going to commit suicide, it's the worst way.
Nicholas Lewis
>how will you move the scope while its in you?
It's soft and bendy like a tube
>how will you see the images?
It sends data wirelessly via wifi
>its a fucking bad idea that will cause you to puncture your intential lining and kill you
I'll be safe with it
>You'll perforate your colon and die.
What if I go slow and careful?
Hunter Thompson
I read a lot of this type of stuff and look at images
Logan Nguyen
Probably the worst possible idea
Lincoln Jenkins
Michael Sullivan
Whatever just post results.
Oliver Hall
>wifi
Be sure to stream it on your moms smart tv, dumbfuck.
Mason Mitchell
Even the pros perforate by accident on occasion
If he didn't get the ig noble, it was going to be a Darwin Award
Blake Powell
>Even the pros perforate by accident on occasion
I'll just have a steady hand
I've watched enough colonoscopy videos
im also planning on attaching a silicone tube to the borescope to shoot liquids like water or certain chemicals/probiotics into certain sections of my colon
Carter Bennett
you really shouldn't be digging around in your ass THAT DEEP on your own without proper medical knowledge.
>paging dr. smith, dr. smith, autocolonoscopy accident
Samuel Hughes
How the fuck are you gonna have a steady hand while your body is spazing out trying to evacuate the object you are trying to force into it?
This can only end horrifically and you're a fucking fool for trying.
Adrian Wright
Based
Can't wait to try it desu
Joshua Cooper
Even ignoring that, you're not gonna be able to see shit without getting some type of bowel prep. Not sure if just an enema is enough
Ryder Scott
>Even ignoring that, you're not gonna be able to see shit without getting some type of bowel prep.
im going to do that too
Jaxson Garcia
>is this a good idea or not
>jesus christ, no, don't do it
>hurr why not
You've clearly already set your mind on it and just looking for validation, knock yourself out, just don't come crying to us when you have to explain to the doctor you trying to give yourself a colonoscopy.
Nicholas Mitchell
Americans would rather do themselves a colonoscopy than suffer a black man to have free healthcare.
Elijah Rivera
> Free Healthcare
> Implying it just magically becomes free because you sign a piece of paper saying it is.
Noah Campbell
OP clearly said he's doing this due to a failure of socialized medicine