Saturday, we dine in Hell.

Austin Jones
Austin Jones

Impact imminent in 3 days.

in.mashable.com/science/3234/nasa-warns-a-major-meteor-strike-is-on-its-way-this-is-not-a-sci-fi-movie

thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/439028-nasa-grants-elon-musks-spacex-69-million-to-fly-spacecraft-into

earthsky.org/space/2019-planetary-defense-conference-simulates-asteroid-strike-nyc

space.com/dart-asteroid-deflection-test-hera.html

nbcnews.com/mach/science/nasa-head-issues-meteor-warning-calls-cooperation-meet-threat-ncna1000101

zerohedge.com/news/2019-05-04/nasa-issues-warning-meteorites-are-threat-earth

woodtv.com/news/ionia-county/video-fireball-streaks-across-west-michigan-sky/1999397261

9news.com.au/national/nt-news-footage-of-meteor-shower-in-central-australia/a222d735-d90e-42fb-8a9c-a5a36e5311b9

msn.com/en-au/kids/other/spectacular-meteor-light-show/ar-AABIILU?li=AAgfIYZ&%3Bocid=mailsignout

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events
youtu.be/kEQ3q2pQ61U
astronomynotes.com/solfluf/s5.htm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis
jowforums.com/thread/213682317/politics
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tessa_Violet
youtube.com/watch?v=JaAWdljhD5o
grapee.jp/en/114838
jowforums.com/thread/213986662/politics
youtube.com/watch?v=w5O4S2067rs
news.sky.com/video/meteor-lights-up-sky-over-australia-11726504
in.mashable.com/science/3234/nasa-warns-a-major-meteor-strike-is-on-its-way-this-is-not-a-sci-fi-movie
thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/439028-nasa-grants-elon-musks-spacex-69-million-to-fly-spacecraft-into

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

Archive you faggot

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

ASTEROID YES

Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

there's a one-in-2,700-chance that it will collide with Earth in the 22nd century.

Wow it's nothing

Asher White
Asher White

why are jews pushing this stuff lately? are they about to release another apocalyptic movie perhaps?

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

Distance five times that of the moon
I wish it would happen but we both know it wont

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Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

Reality hurts, let's get this over with. I just hope every sinful bastard gets the worst possible death

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

one in 2700 chance is nothing
people willingly take the chance to win the lottery even though chances of them winning are smaller than that of a rock hitting us.
explain this to me.

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

Fuck off, retard.

//boards.4channel.org/sci/thread/10664288#p10664288

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

pls yes

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

Nigga do you know what century you're in?

I'm sure we'll come up with a solution in the next 200-200 years.

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

What's the point when we're going to died anyways

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

100-200 lel

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

We're gonna solve this by shooting lasers at it
You're aware that this isnt a movie, right? They have already acknowledged that they basically cant do anything about it if it was going to hit us.
Even if they had lasers or rockets or whatever capable of doing to job it wouldnt work.

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

Dont tempt me with a good time

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Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

Nunes just said that dems, UK, Aus and rest of 5eyes etc are going to be thrown under the bus in a matter of days

Leo Long
Leo Long

Rocks fall, everybody dies

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

not with that sorry attitude

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Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

Oh well, I'll be dead anyway.

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

Nobody cares if they die at this point. But a few hundred million sounds comfy.

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

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Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

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Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

You're entire plan revolves around the piece of rock being one solid piece of rock.. if its a thousand smaller pieces you're literally only creating a donut.
Now although it'll be funny as fuck to get assblasted by a space donut, I don't see it working out.

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

This is God punishing us for the actions of the jews. Jesus gave you a second chance but nooo

Eli Walker
Eli Walker

I can't, OP. I'm working that day.

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Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

Meteor senpai please notice me. UWU

Dominic Howard
Dominic Howard

german ruins fun
how ironic

Hunter Bell
Hunter Bell

Then why Alabama you retard?

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

Humanity deserves this.

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Jaxon Wood
Jaxon Wood

Based nip in every thread today. We are blessed

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

SPBP

also stop posting this shit OP, makes you look like a faggot. Nothing is happening

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Alexander Jenkins
Alexander Jenkins

That's not ironic it's Germanic.

Juan Roberts
Juan Roberts

youtube.com/watch?v=ObpcGNCU944

Adam Allen
Adam Allen

Mashable India
Nothing of value was lost.

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

Tell me why I should care OP.

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Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

Imagine if it hit right in the center of africa and its orbiting moon hit israel. Would that save western civilization?

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

massive rock hits earth, releases underground methane, ignites it and we all get blasted to smithereens in a firey BRAAAP of death

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Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

AEW chads what are we gonna do?

Our big show is Saturday...we HAVE to survive til then and btfo the WWE nerds...

Jonathan Bennett
Jonathan Bennett

No. California must be hit.

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

Miother fuck, that got me

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

THICC

Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

1 post
doom and gloom
Yellowstone or war or something is actually going to happen after I’ve told you this five times a week for ten years
please believe my sources that don’t agree with my statement.

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

Unless CM Punk shows up it isn't gonna happen.

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

I was craving a chick parmmm

Jose Long
Jose Long

elaborate shitpost

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Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

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Brody Ross
Brody Ross

Should I screencap this so you'll go away?

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Asher Foster
Asher Foster

So they fake an asteroid strike rather than lose power?

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

isn't this thing only a mile long? surely it would at most take out 1 land nation or several coastal nations (assuming it hit the ocean). also would this meteor be able to create a tidal wave the size of the one from deep impact?

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

btw, spacex is launching some shit into space Thursday evening.

Kayden Parker
Kayden Parker

If this was really going to happen, what would you guys do?

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

no majora's mask references
ALL YA HAD TO DO WAS USE THE MEME CJ

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

Digits prove we died in 2012, and we're living in hell right now.

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

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Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

NASA'S ANNUAL BUDGET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Easton Evans
Easton Evans

12
proven

Christian Lewis
Christian Lewis

Holy shit these are some stupid replies.

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Kayden Reed
Kayden Reed

It's still literally nothing.

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Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

Nothing will happen. It’s never that easy.

Jaxon Gomez
Jaxon Gomez

Asteroid hits israel

Jonathan Long
Jonathan Long

You had one job.

Robert Gomez
Robert Gomez

No they aren't, stop lying mutt.
And even if they were to send up some Armageddon-type mission, it would be filled with token niggers, women and faggots because CURRENT_YEAR.

Until the super rich is fucking off, nothing happening until Apophis bangs us in '36 at which point they be chillin on mars.

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

We are going to died

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

ahmed, they're launching 60 satellites this thursday user is right.

Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

Shut up meme flag. You have no power here

Leo Nelson
Leo Nelson

you forgot that people who run the lottery will still get more profit. 1/2700 is nothing.

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

Assume it's going to happen and an asteroid of a mile wide with a fucking moon orbiting it will impact earth at ~48k mph, what are any of you niggers going to do about it? What about governments? It's retarded to worry about something we have zero control over. Just enjoy the ride, faggots

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Joshua Hughes
Joshua Hughes

in 100 years we get a free asteroid full of precious metals

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

thats what we are doing, what kind of low iq ape statement are you making. governments will run too shelters and regular people will die.

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

Until the super rich is fucking off
Hey, fucking moron, you'd be the last to know about that if they were. They aren't going to advertise the fact.

Ethan Anderson
Ethan Anderson

Damn, so close.
Who got
jowforums.com/thread/213970026/politics

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

the president will probably make an ebs on tv saying hes going to evacuate.

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

this

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

Ok so you obviously don't know how these things work. There would be no signaling of any private evac and they would under no circumstances advertise that as to avoid civil disturbance that could fuck up their own plans. Someone fell for the "government has my best at heart" meme.

Andrew Murphy
Andrew Murphy

BOOOOOO

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

Alright you do have a point, if they did advertise there would be riots everyone. Along with armed militias shooting helicopters down.

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

*everywhere

Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

Sorry

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Zachary Russell
Zachary Russell

God I wish a good ol space rock would end me already.

Nathan Lee
Nathan Lee

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Lucas Long
Lucas Long

Soon.

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Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

the whole human race has 1:2700 of being exterminated
lol its nothing

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

I've gotten items with a 1/26,000 drop chance on my first try in Phantasy Star Online.

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

Stop this doomer shit. We all know nothing's going to happen. Nothing ever does.

Benjamin Powell
Benjamin Powell

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Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

Party pooper

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Camden Reed
Camden Reed

Why do you care

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Brody Gonzalez
Brody Gonzalez

1. americans aren't white
2. its happening.
3. america needs gun control

only one of the above is false.

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

americans aren't white?

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

owwww THICC and FERTILE

clicks image

...sniff

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Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

Implying there would be literally anything you COULD do

Isaac Barnes
Isaac Barnes

4. Denmark is full of fags

Definitely number 4.

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Michael Morris
Michael Morris

Sure. People are stupid.

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

Fine, i'll add it to the list along with your vote..

1. americans aren't white
2. its happening.
3. america needs gun control
4. Denmark is full of fags.

only one of the above is false.

( votes the 4th option is the false one)

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

Not me. I have an umbrella.

Jack James
Jack James

One Day it Will actually be happening, and the sad thing is, the retards that have been saying its happening every Day, for years, Will act like they predicted it

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

ID Sjw

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

It’s finally over

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Kevin Campbell
Kevin Campbell

Perhaps we'll finally find out if there is a God or not.

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

They won't be around... It would have happened for them and they wouldn't have known it.

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

jowforums.com/thread/213980937/politics

New bread.

Nathan Davis
Nathan Davis

its a mile wide you fucking retards...the worse it will do is destroy a single fucking city. lets hope its a city in Israel.

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

third impact now, there are already too many fucking people here

Cameron Russell
Cameron Russell

Can someone educate me on what the damages would be worldwide if the asteroid were to hit? I'd like to prepare myself and my family as well as possible, already have backup food/power/water and what little self defence equipment is legally allowed in the UK

Jacob Gomez
Jacob Gomez

even if you think you are saved if the asteroid hits somewhere you don't live in , imagine a cloud of dust so dense that you won't be able to see your hand in front your eyes and there wouldn't be any daylight anymore, just pitch black darkness

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

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Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

Calm down everyone.

Just look at this:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

Oh and remember ((( they ))) want sheckels from Poland AFTER our parliamentary election which occurs this year invthe autumn. If they knew that shitty rock will hit Earth i believe ((( they ))) would take these sheckels right away.
Source:
youtu.be/kEQ3q2pQ61U

Noah Watson
Noah Watson

I hope it's me and I can finally lay to rest.

I am done with this useless body and this useless life.

Nathan Brooks
Nathan Brooks

Kek

Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

frog posting.

at least respond with some substance faggot. give me a counter arguement. or maybe you cant at all.

Landon Wilson
Landon Wilson

please be true

Christopher Perry
Christopher Perry

its a mile wide you fucking retards

Not like that's big enough to cause serious damage or anyt-

John Jackson
John Jackson

astronomynotes.com/solfluf/s5.htm
Stay off the coasts
Prepare for nuclear winter
Beware acid rain
Get away from the cities

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

AHHHHHHH WHERE WILL IT HIT, NUMEROS and Bye BYE CALI

Noah Ross
Noah Ross

india...stopped right there.

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

Tell that to my old account that rolled the 1/5k zulrah pet first kill.

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

Sure it would fucking wreck a city...but faggots are treating it like its going to wipe out the entire planet.

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

Yes, America can target it so the impacts destroy our enemies, call it an accident, then well pay reparation & act all sorry. When we really did it on purpose

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

THAT STATUE ASS , BACK IN THE DAY THEY LIKE THEM THICCC

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

Can it hurry up already?

Gavin Murphy
Gavin Murphy

See you guys in the happening thread in a few days. Live life to the fullest! It won't matter in the end

t. Clown

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Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

Not even a world ender if it does hit

Jaxson Thomas
Jaxson Thomas

I'm just here to call someone a nigger before I go to bed
Nigger

John Foster
John Foster

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Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

moonlet
When will they learn?

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Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

don't be like that. maybe it'll knock us off balance and into a path of another smaller asteroid that will nudge us into the moon or something.

never lose hope.

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Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

LETS GO FAGGOT MOTHER NATUREE

SEND ME BACK , BLOW ME THE FUCKING AWAY BACK TO THE SOURCE TO THE ANUS OF THE UNIVERSE

THE BIG BLACK HOLE

Carson Hernandez
Carson Hernandez

fuck yourself

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

I want to believe, but I don't.

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Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

ITT: untreated schizophrenia, boomers, incels and fat people.

Blake Campbell
Blake Campbell

This isn't the movies dude. This would change every living persons life till their dead and their childrens childrens as well. There isn't just an impact zone, and then that's it. It's over you survived. It's not like that. These things cause cascading catastrophes that we just simply can't fight against.

If it hits land people on the other side the planet might survive in a miserable state for a couple hundred years. If it hits the ocean we're all already dead.
Fire storms, tsunamis, earth quakes, the suns rays that will never touch another plant again for a hundred plus years. Freezing temperatures, clouds blacker than the darkest nigger at night.

This won't be an event you get to just enjoy for your moms basement as you sperg out over a pepe image. You'll be effected as well no matter where you live, rather it be goods services, or the complete and total collapse of your society.

You don't just casually blast half a states worth of dust and dirt into the atmosphere and pretend it never happened and carry on like things are normal.

So yes. When I read you're stupid fucking post, all I could do is send you a pepe. It's all you deserved. Fagt.

Juan Hill
Juan Hill

Give it time

Eli Rodriguez
Eli Rodriguez

pic related, it's me and my bitch

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Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

Take your meds

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

THE OLD ONES HAVE MADE THEIR MOVE. They finally recognized us a thread.

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Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

Retard

David Cook
David Cook

You niggers are retarded. Assuming this thing is a mile in diameter, the estimated force of impact would be 1.3 Million Megatons of TNT. Also assuming it hits somewhere near israel, the radiation would spread all over Europe. However, Israel would be completely wiped off the map and some parts of Turkey. Rolling for Telaviv.

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Joseph Johnson
Joseph Johnson

ITT: follow the leader

fucking clown get out , this is my moment
I am mentally channeling energy and KEK prayers to the meteor moves at least a inch

WE CAN DO IT ANONS

Daniel Martinez
Daniel Martinez

THIS IS HOW STARSHIP TROOPERS STARTED!

LETS GET THE BUGS!

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

100-200 years
Apophis will literally be here within 15 years.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis
"a possibility remained that during the 2029 close encounter with Earth, Apophis would pass through a gravitational keyhole, a small region no more than about 0.5 mile wide, or 0.8 km that would set up a future impact exactly seven years later on April 13, 2036."

Leo Gonzalez
Leo Gonzalez

Remember, it's always going to happen maybe tomorrow.

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

Have sex

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

Shes cute. Name?

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

Take your medication buddy. Again its amile wide...it wont cause any of that shit..just a giant fucking crater and a destroyed city..millions dead...if it hits the ocean..yea it would cause a massive tsunami...but not one that would engulf the entire world. will cause alot of damage though.

Owen Anderson
Owen Anderson

statue
Are you retarded?

Cameron Cox
Cameron Cox

Actually, damage depends on a number of factors.

what the asteroid is made of, (ice vs rock)
how fast it's going
what angle it hits the earth at

Alexander Bennett
Alexander Bennett

if your mommy let me in

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

Next time attach a brainless wojak to your low IQ drivel so I can easily identify and ignore you. Thanks.

Carson Harris
Carson Harris

have sex incel

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

Where is the pepe?

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Adam Hall
Adam Hall

22nd century
fuck off

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

Hmm I never knew asteroids have radioactive isotopes. Did you and AOC take the same science class?

qUESTION? If Cauliflower is a symbol of racism And i decide to grow yucca but the CoLD New York Climate wont allow my Yuccas to grow;
Is the Climate Racist for suppressing the New York Latino community from growing Yucca?

Julian Smith
Julian Smith

better be fast

BEFORE THIS SATURDAY

IMAGINE HOW MANY VIRGINS MATURE NATURE IS CLAIMING BACK

Thomas Davis
Thomas Davis

wow you're a dumb fuckign kike, why did you erase the first part of the quote? "However, until 2006"

what about the last part of the quote you jew fuck?
"This possibility kept it at Level 1 on the Torino impact hazard scale until August 2006, when the probability that Apophis would pass through the keyhole was determined to be very small and Apophis' rating on the Torino scale was lowered to zero. "

I swear to god you kikes are not as smart as you think you are, once people awaken to the way you manipulate in arguments its easy to see.

Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

calling me low iw

Your the one with the low iq retard. you have no scientific evidence to back your fucking claim at all.you just point and call someone stupid when they fucking disprove you.

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

On one hand, I'm like "why the fuck isn't MSM sounding the alarms...

On the other, doesn't really matter cause shit can't be done to prevent it if we are in fact in the line of fire.

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William Morales
William Morales

OH BOY U SHITING PANTS ALREADY
REMEMBER DINOSSAURS ?

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

It's literally fucking nothing. Stop spamming this shit asshole, don't get my hopes up.

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

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James Nelson
James Nelson

That pepe isn't smiling in front of the impending destruction for some reason, I think it's broken.

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Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

“a killing bolt will shine from the sky but not kill”

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

one sec plox

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Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson

god that was a good game

Carter Perez
Carter Perez

statue
typical democuck

Wyatt Powell
Wyatt Powell

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Carson Smith
Carson Smith

jews did permian extintion never forget

Brayden Ross
Brayden Ross

He's an idiot but that shows THERMAL radiation,which has nothing in common with nuclear radiation. The sheer spread of it is apsurd though

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

That is a scary pepe my friend.

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

white power, high iq masterrace

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

Ignore,didn't notice he didn't turn off radiation settings

Dominic Diaz
Dominic Diaz

Oh wise and merciful niggeroid. If your comms are set to recieve, please do me a favor and slam directly into Australia. Thank you.

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

Chelyabinsk incident
20 mm asteroid,airburst
400-500 kilotons of TnT
Even if it somehow breaks apart before/after entering atmosphere,this thing is big news.

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

mfw politicians and rich die right along with us

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Brody Foster
Brody Foster

At first it was said it would 'only' destroy a town/city and now it's going to kill all of humanity? What changed?

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Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

Pinball anyone? A strike is inevitable. It has happened many times in the past. It's only a matter of time.

Adam Sullivan
Adam Sullivan

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Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

jowforums.com/thread/213682317/politics

spooky

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

Kike math bro. Artifically inflated to seven gorbillion.

John Lee
John Lee

mashable india
ok pajeet

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

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Jaxson Rivera
Jaxson Rivera

if it really is a mile wide, then it's gonna be a continent wide issue,perhaps even global
Tunguska meteor was under 200 meters,so this one is BIG

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

Underground shelters. Rich bastards are going to outlive us.

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

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Owen Cook
Owen Cook

If this is all that'd happen then not only would life go on (deep ocean trenches, etc) but humans very well could too.

I can't be arsed to google it but I bet SOMEONE has made an underground farm somewhere.

Eli Johnson
Eli Johnson

imagine

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Adrian Edwards
Adrian Edwards

I doubt plates dramatically shifting due to it striking the planet at 48k mph will be good for their shelters. If not, I at least hope they get trapped and end up cannibalizing each other until there's one sad fuck left and they off themselves.

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Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

LOL, you still wanna live? Come on there is so much more to this world than ~70 years of human live XD

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

Saturday for which side of the World? It'd be Sunday in Aus. for you burgers.

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Bentley Reed
Bentley Reed

you make it sound better than it ever could be, hope you're right

Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

wuts this mad max?

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

Please, yes. End it all.
Fuck off, Jester

Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

You faggots said we had 3 days a week ago.

Stop posting shit threads

Nathan Collins
Nathan Collins

"C'MON YOU APES YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!

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Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

the chances are 1 in 27. they are lying.
be with your family user.

Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

are you related to paleoshitskinian gypsies from Gaza ?

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Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

something something murfy
something something reality manipulation is not only for Illuminati....

Cameron White
Cameron White

dreamed of seeing a tsunami from a high cliff this night, mom said meh it's just a big wave....

Grayson Cook
Grayson Cook

Newfag nigger

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

user.... what do you mean.....its over... and what's with your pic of pepe in hellfire...is that oc

Isaac Scott
Isaac Scott

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tessa_Violet

youtube.com/watch?v=JaAWdljhD5o

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James Wood
James Wood

What makes this LARP any more believable than the previous 27,983 asteroid LARPs by Jow Forums over the years? Why is it that all the other END OF DA WORLD happenings Jow Forums told me about didn’t materialise but this one will?
Fuck off with your cringey LARPing slide threads.

Landon Nguyen
Landon Nguyen

00:05 BST Sunday for Britcucks.

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Ian Gonzalez
Ian Gonzalez

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Jace Cox
Jace Cox

Like we'll be that lucky.

Ryan White
Ryan White

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Grayson Martin
Grayson Martin

Lol why are all of these articles about different events and times?

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

Fuck these threads, though I’m guilty of making some of them.

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Ian Gomez
Ian Gomez

Asteroid hits the Pacific somewhere, small tidal wave happens wipes out a few fags in Cali, everyone thinks it's over
Asteroid plunges into center of the earth and awakens Cthulu
Cthulu awakens the other Old Gods
SHTF
One can only hope

Daniel Miller
Daniel Miller

“Once-In-A-Hundred Year” Sightings of Bamboo Blossoms Reported In Japan

In many parts of the world where bamboo thrives, the blossoms are therefore dreaded as harbingers of bad luck

grapee.jp/en/114838

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Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

Why do you care
of course the JEW doesnt even see its self as part of the human race

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

Did you finish school retard.
It's one mile wide with the speed 75.000 mph

Nathan Thompson
Nathan Thompson

lol
mutts are so dumb

Aiden Wood
Aiden Wood

Nothing will happen, but I wish it did

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Chase Rivera
Chase Rivera

All of the above are true danebruh

Jacob Turner
Jacob Turner

We know where it is now, we have 200 years to change its course just a little bit.

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
Revelation 9:6

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

there is a 1 in 2700 chance the human race get fucked by a rock 20 to 120 years after my *very optimistic* date of death
there is 1 chance in 1 the human race will eventually get fucked by something after my *very optimistic* date of death
Scientifically, it's intresting. Politically, who gives a fuck. One population, one subspecie dying out is a thing. The whole fucking planet, who cares. There is no plan, not political strategy, no thinking of the children. Everybody dies, everything dies. So, who cares.

Connor Gutierrez
Connor Gutierrez

There's actually lots of potential solutions to direction an asteroid off its path.
Lasers are an actual solution to lower mass asteroids because you can hit it with a high powered laser that changes its trajectory.
Another solution is landing a rocket on the asteroid that moves it off course by firing its thrusters.
Obviously if it's really massive it becomes more difficult. But space agencies have landed stuff on asteroids before so it's not unlikely that someone would come up with a solution to this.

Ryan Mitchell
Ryan Mitchell

It will still pass close enough to cause tidal madness. Will be more destrcuctive than an actual impact.

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

Don't Native Americans think the Earth will be hit again by an asteroid because they believe the Earth has some cyclic repetition or something like that.

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

A meteor would save the planet not destroy it. Particularly if it hit the mideast at mecca and Africa.

Liam Nelson
Liam Nelson

it looks like kek is here

Blake Cox
Blake Cox

It's not 7 its 5.
The lies keep coming about this rock.
Its called 1996XF11.
They keep changing its name, and all other data on it.
What they can't change is the reality of the impact.
This has been know since 1996. It misses in 2029 and hits in 2034.
Wiki is wrong.

Mason White
Mason White

They also believed yellow paint would stop bullets. How did that work for them?

They did consider niggers "bad medicine" tho, so there is that.

Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

No lie. If every muslim was dead and the nigger and muslim population reduced by 2B or so it would solve alot of problems.

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

Nothing
ever
happens

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Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

I really appreciate this opportunity for the world to end

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

My body is ready.

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

A towel man. You need a towel.

Bentley Rodriguez
Bentley Rodriguez

Nothing ever happens BUT if I get the digits now its 100% confirmed legit.

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

SpaceX asteroid deflection test is 2021
DART thing is November 2019
every other link is just hypothetical
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IN THREE DAYS
Get your shit together OP

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Blake Adams
Blake Adams

People still finding prophetic doom in nonsense like this. You can take the people out of religion but not the religion out of people.

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

I fucking knew it, knew it from the very start. Harry potter is gay af

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Thomas Ward
Thomas Ward

satan confirms 2036 impact.

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Asher Myers
Asher Myers

source on that claim?

Adam Williams
Adam Williams

based

Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

Confused if we’re fucked or not. I found a 5 leaf clover this morning, what are the odds of that? Can I use 5 clover power to save from roid?

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Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

jowforums.com/thread/213986662/politics

Charles Stewart
Charles Stewart

Boomer logic.

Nathan Lee
Nathan Lee

using it to "save" this hellhole of a planet
not contributing to complete annihilation
user, come on. Come on now.

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

ID: No problem senpai jews.

Your lucky clover has already warped the quantum continuum of space/time. The kaballah knows.

Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

I just want something to kill chinese people.

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

chinese
people
A fuckload of genders was one thing, but now we classify insects as people, too? What's going on?

Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

A 1 mile wide asteroid wouldnt end the human race but it would fuck shit up.

Adrian Lee
Adrian Lee

based, we need to put an end to the ch*nk menace

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Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

Do they already now where it will hit?

Alexander Gray
Alexander Gray

actually believing there’s a chance of this being remotely true

Jaxon Hernandez
Jaxon Hernandez

If only there were trips of doom

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

Checked, but that flag.

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Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

Jerusalem, Mecca, India, China, Moscow. So many possibilities and all of them oh so sweet.

Mason James
Mason James

Haha! This time, Justice wins the lottery, motherfucker!

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

Oh and California. I fucking hate California.

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

jesus will punch the asteroid away.

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Anthony Sanders
Anthony Sanders

So bad ass it has it's own moon

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Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

sex
sex
sex
sex
DONE AND DONE
HAD SEX

Adrian Foster
Adrian Foster

we're gonna be ok, guys!
youtube.com/watch?v=w5O4S2067rs

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

Sky Event

Alexander Cruz
Alexander Cruz

Dima’s right.
id autism checked, warping confirmed, found 3, 4 leaf clovers yesterday and 5 leaf this morning

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Lucas Ortiz
Lucas Ortiz

IT WAS 3 DAYS 2 DAYS AGO, FUCK YOU

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Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

Let's pretend there was a real chance of impact.

Why worry about something you can't control? You could die of an aneurysm at ANY MOMENT. Does that make your life here meaningless?

Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

Yes my child. Yes.

Jayden Carter
Jayden Carter

if two recurring digits is hits israel

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Leo Davis
Leo Davis

No, it's not meaningless.

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Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

Bullit very tiny!
only give tiny hurt!

Brayden Morris
Brayden Morris

It's nowhere near the size of the KT asteroid, hopefully it hits california and destroys a major city, but that's about the best that can be expected.

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

Then fuck it, why worry?
What happens, happens and could not happen any other way.
I never understood why people panic when there's heavy turbulence or a plane is having trouble landing. There is no point in panicking, if it's our time to go, then it is, and the likelihood that any of us will survive is practically zero.

I've been one of those planes, and I felt was calm. Admittedly the ever-escalating fear was palpable, the person next to me started crying.

Caleb Fisher
Caleb Fisher

Well, one should think dynamically about it, especially if one only has a few days left to accomplish such a feat. If (IF) there is to be only one city destroyed... and I can think of a FEW that deserve to be destroyed, mind you; again, IF that is the case, could this all possibly be a cover story for using some superweapon to destroy said city in the ultimate false flag? Perhaps it is a nuke, perhaps a directed energy weapon, or perhaps it is a "god rod". Or maybe there is political tension and some ziomaniacal jerks are going to use a Samson Option (tm) to make a point, and they need a cover story to prevent this causing further catastrophe. Maybe the Golemburgers have had enough of the kike on their back and know they can't stop all their shenanigans, so IF something happens they have a cover story. Naw mean?

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

All we need it to do is hit Sacramento

Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

We all hate California.

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Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

Admittedly the ever-escalating fear *in the cabin* was palpable

Lucas Reyes
Lucas Reyes

think realistically for once, when has ANYTHING like this ever happened. Nothing is going to happen. Happenings never happen.

Anthony Miller
Anthony Miller

Good.
That way I won't have to go to my shitty job.

Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

You forgot Rome.

Seriously though, guys. Stick to predicting happenings about kikes and shitskins. Every time Jow Forums tries to call a disaster, NOTHING HAPPENS.
//boards.4channel.org/sci/thread/10664288#p10664288
Idiots.

REMEMBER TO BUMP THE SLUMP FAGS

Evan Young
Evan Young

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Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

OH DEAR LORD SAVE US FROM THIS BURGER! BARGES, SEALED INDICTMENTS, PIZZAS, HILLARYS, SKYKANGS, DAMS, IMPEACHMENTS, FALSE FLAGS, HABBENINGS, HAPPENINGS!
OHHHHHHH, GODDDDD SAVE US ALLLLLLLLL. OH FUCK...THE HUMANITY¡!!!!!!!!!!!

William Fisher
William Fisher

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Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

You forgot Rome.
I did, sorry.

Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

Hi, I'm from the year 2056.
37 years ago an 1.4 mile asteroid hit earth on may 25 2019 at 2:14am.
Ground Zero was the north atlantic ocean 650 miles west of georgia.
The asteroid left a 25 mile wide crater.
However, the bad part was the 80 meter tsunami wave that covered the whole former united states, parts of then canada, northern africa and europe.
You have to move into the mountains, and most impor

Bentley Torres
Bentley Torres

Nothing will happen, the jews will go on with their plan to enslave the word, Yellowstone will erupt right after they've achieved their goal.
screencap this

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Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

mfw nothing happens

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Ian Green
Ian Green

Yellowstone
What would happen if any of the two asteroids landed right there an somehow caused an eruption? Mother nature vs space asteroid, which one would win?

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Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

Roll for it landing directly on Mecca

Adam Butler
Adam Butler

less than pink tail RNG in ff4
we are fucked

Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

25 dicksinmyanus
What a weird ID you have.

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

See you Sunday in the 20,203,365 "WTF POL IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. WHY?" threads.

Gabriel Anderson
Gabriel Anderson

news.sky.com/video/meteor-lights-up-sky-over-australia-11726504

Disappointing

John Miller
John Miller

Wow it's nothing
You bet its something snow nigga

Lincoln Butler
Lincoln Butler

1/2700

Have you ever tried to get ANY item drops in a Dragon Quest game?

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS

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Caleb Sanchez
Caleb Sanchez

Fucking meme flags

Jace Peterson
Jace Peterson

Whitnessed
Rapture happened and to none of our supprise none of us were taken.

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

in.mashable.com/science/3234/nasa-warns-a-major-meteor-strike-is-on-its-way-this-is-not-a-sci-fi-movie

I hope it wipes out the fags. I wish San Franfago takes a direct hit.

Andrew Edwards
Andrew Edwards

When it doesn’t hit can you guys finally fuck off once and for all? You literally ruined /x/ and I don’t need this board to die the same retarded way
tl;dr
Take your medication and fuck off somewhere else

John Gomez
John Gomez

Have sex: fun for like 20 miuntes tops, any longer than that it’s boring
meme in a meteor strike: fun for the rest of our short lives

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/439028-nasa-grants-elon-musks-spacex-69-million-to-fly-spacecraft-into

Just proves that nobody has ever left Orbit and landed on the moon

Jacob Mitchell
Jacob Mitchell

fun for like 20 miuntes tops
???

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

It gets boring. Even with kink. Use the ropes. Slap the titties, smack the face, stuff some holes. Pour some wax. Meh. Boring.
Meteors are way cooler

Matthew Young
Matthew Young

If I remember correctly, the comet in the movie was supposed to be seven miles across.

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

Have sex: fun for like 20 miuntes tops, any longer than that it’s boring
Admit it. You’ve only had sex with fat chicks or uggos.

Jaxson Gray
Jaxson Gray

A meteor the size of a football field would be an ELE.

Matthew Nelson
Matthew Nelson

"the asteroid will only pass as close as 3.2 million miles from Earth"
it's literally nothing..

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

What asteroid are you queers talking about? Are you talking about the moon asteroid that's passing by 3.5 million fucking miles away from us? I seriously hope you aren't talking about some retarded never before seen asteroid that NASA somehow failed to see until the night of, and I thought most of you dickheads were flat earthers. I know most of you retards are just shitposting but if anyone actually believes we're going to be fucked in 2 days without warning you're retarded. Give me one good reason why I should be expecting this asteroid to come and fix all my problems for me saturday night without any mention of the jews.

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Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

You didn't even mention Candlejack, you fag

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

all 3 are false

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

2 days? the asteroid with the moon is passing by us and it's 3.5 million miles away, surely you aren't talking about an asteroid they've hid from us? why would they do that? what would be the point? how would no other space program see a fucking asteroid on a collision course with earth 2 days from now? why would no one warn us? nasa isn't the only space program on earth?
DA JOOS user, DA JOOS!

Trust me I'd love this fucking asteroid to wipe us all out but the fact of the matter is that there's a better chance of WW3 erupting in the next 5 seconds then there is an asteroid hitting us this weekend, NASA is announcing this shit because they want to be prepared for when this does happen, in case you haven't noticed NASA is super fucking careful about spotting shit like this, an asteroid passing by us by 3.5 million miles is enough to make them shit their pants and dump funding into an asteroid protection program.

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Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

If it lands on New York, I vote we let it hit.

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

I love how most of you tards don't understand that this planetoid wouldn't destroy just one tiny part where it hit, but entire planet's atmosphere. Also, 1/2700 on a cosmic scale are pretty great odds.

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