Impact imminent in 3 days.
Saturday, we dine in Hell.
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Archive you faggot
there's a one-in-2,700-chance that it will collide with Earth in the 22nd century.
Wow it's nothing
why are jews pushing this stuff lately? are they about to release another apocalyptic movie perhaps?
Distance five times that of the moon
I wish it would happen but we both know it wont
Reality hurts, let's get this over with. I just hope every sinful bastard gets the worst possible death
one in 2700 chance is nothing
people willingly take the chance to win the lottery even though chances of them winning are smaller than that of a rock hitting us.
explain this to me.
Fuck off, retard.
Nigga do you know what century you're in?
I'm sure we'll come up with a solution in the next 200-200 years.
What's the point when we're going to died anyways
We're gonna solve this by shooting lasers at it
You're aware that this isnt a movie, right? They have already acknowledged that they basically cant do anything about it if it was going to hit us.
Even if they had lasers or rockets or whatever capable of doing to job it wouldnt work.
Dont tempt me with a good time
Nunes just said that dems, UK, Aus and rest of 5eyes etc are going to be thrown under the bus in a matter of days
Rocks fall, everybody dies
not with that sorry attitude
Oh well, I'll be dead anyway.
Nobody cares if they die at this point. But a few hundred million sounds comfy.
You're entire plan revolves around the piece of rock being one solid piece of rock.. if its a thousand smaller pieces you're literally only creating a donut.
Now although it'll be funny as fuck to get assblasted by a space donut, I don't see it working out.
This is God punishing us for the actions of the jews. Jesus gave you a second chance but nooo
I can't, OP. I'm working that day.
Meteor senpai please notice me. UWU
german ruins fun
Then why Alabama you retard?
Humanity deserves this.
Based nip in every thread today. We are blessed
also stop posting this shit OP, makes you look like a faggot. Nothing is happening
That's not ironic it's Germanic.
Nothing of value was lost.
Tell me why I should care OP.
Imagine if it hit right in the center of africa and its orbiting moon hit israel. Would that save western civilization?
massive rock hits earth, releases underground methane, ignites it and we all get blasted to smithereens in a firey BRAAAP of death
AEW chads what are we gonna do?
Our big show is Saturday...we HAVE to survive til then and btfo the WWE nerds...
No. California must be hit.
Miother fuck, that got me
doom and gloom
Yellowstone or war or something is actually going to happen after I’ve told you this five times a week for ten years
please believe my sources that don’t agree with my statement.
Unless CM Punk shows up it isn't gonna happen.
I was craving a chick parmmm
Should I screencap this so you'll go away?
So they fake an asteroid strike rather than lose power?
isn't this thing only a mile long? surely it would at most take out 1 land nation or several coastal nations (assuming it hit the ocean). also would this meteor be able to create a tidal wave the size of the one from deep impact?
btw, spacex is launching some shit into space Thursday evening.
If this was really going to happen, what would you guys do?
no majora's mask references
ALL YA HAD TO DO WAS USE THE MEME CJ
Digits prove we died in 2012, and we're living in hell right now.
NASA'S ANNUAL BUDGET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Holy shit these are some stupid replies.
It's still literally nothing.
Nothing will happen. It’s never that easy.
Asteroid hits israel
You had one job.
No they aren't, stop lying mutt.
And even if they were to send up some Armageddon-type mission, it would be filled with token niggers, women and faggots because CURRENT_YEAR.
Until the super rich is fucking off, nothing happening until Apophis bangs us in '36 at which point they be chillin on mars.
We are going to died
ahmed, they're launching 60 satellites this thursday user is right.
Shut up meme flag. You have no power here
you forgot that people who run the lottery will still get more profit. 1/2700 is nothing.
Assume it's going to happen and an asteroid of a mile wide with a fucking moon orbiting it will impact earth at ~48k mph, what are any of you niggers going to do about it? What about governments? It's retarded to worry about something we have zero control over. Just enjoy the ride, faggots
in 100 years we get a free asteroid full of precious metals
thats what we are doing, what kind of low iq ape statement are you making. governments will run too shelters and regular people will die.
Until the super rich is fucking off
Hey, fucking moron, you'd be the last to know about that if they were. They aren't going to advertise the fact.
Damn, so close.
the president will probably make an ebs on tv saying hes going to evacuate.
Ok so you obviously don't know how these things work. There would be no signaling of any private evac and they would under no circumstances advertise that as to avoid civil disturbance that could fuck up their own plans. Someone fell for the "government has my best at heart" meme.
Alright you do have a point, if they did advertise there would be riots everyone. Along with armed militias shooting helicopters down.
God I wish a good ol space rock would end me already.
the whole human race has 1:2700 of being exterminated
lol its nothing
I've gotten items with a 1/26,000 drop chance on my first try in Phantasy Star Online.
Stop this doomer shit. We all know nothing's going to happen. Nothing ever does.
Why do you care
1. americans aren't white
2. its happening.
3. america needs gun control
only one of the above is false.
americans aren't white?
owwww THICC and FERTILE
Implying there would be literally anything you COULD do
4. Denmark is full of fags
Definitely number 4.
Sure. People are stupid.
Fine, i'll add it to the list along with your vote..
1. americans aren't white
2. its happening.
3. america needs gun control
4. Denmark is full of fags.
only one of the above is false.
( votes the 4th option is the false one)
Not me. I have an umbrella.
One Day it Will actually be happening, and the sad thing is, the retards that have been saying its happening every Day, for years, Will act like they predicted it
It’s finally over
Perhaps we'll finally find out if there is a God or not.
They won't be around... It would have happened for them and they wouldn't have known it.
its a mile wide you fucking retards...the worse it will do is destroy a single fucking city. lets hope its a city in Israel.
third impact now, there are already too many fucking people here
Can someone educate me on what the damages would be worldwide if the asteroid were to hit? I'd like to prepare myself and my family as well as possible, already have backup food/power/water and what little self defence equipment is legally allowed in the UK
even if you think you are saved if the asteroid hits somewhere you don't live in , imagine a cloud of dust so dense that you won't be able to see your hand in front your eyes and there wouldn't be any daylight anymore, just pitch black darkness
Calm down everyone.
Just look at this:
Oh and remember ((( they ))) want sheckels from Poland AFTER our parliamentary election which occurs this year invthe autumn. If they knew that shitty rock will hit Earth i believe ((( they ))) would take these sheckels right away.
I hope it's me and I can finally lay to rest.
I am done with this useless body and this useless life.
at least respond with some substance faggot. give me a counter arguement. or maybe you cant at all.
please be true
its a mile wide you fucking retards
Not like that's big enough to cause serious damage or anyt-
Stay off the coasts
Prepare for nuclear winter
Beware acid rain
Get away from the cities
AHHHHHHH WHERE WILL IT HIT, NUMEROS and Bye BYE CALI
india...stopped right there.
Tell that to my old account that rolled the 1/5k zulrah pet first kill.
Sure it would fucking wreck a city...but faggots are treating it like its going to wipe out the entire planet.
Yes, America can target it so the impacts destroy our enemies, call it an accident, then well pay reparation & act all sorry. When we really did it on purpose
THAT STATUE ASS , BACK IN THE DAY THEY LIKE THEM THICCC
Can it hurry up already?
See you guys in the happening thread in a few days. Live life to the fullest! It won't matter in the end
Not even a world ender if it does hit
I'm just here to call someone a nigger before I go to bed
When will they learn?
don't be like that. maybe it'll knock us off balance and into a path of another smaller asteroid that will nudge us into the moon or something.
never lose hope.
LETS GO FAGGOT MOTHER NATUREE
SEND ME BACK , BLOW ME THE FUCKING AWAY BACK TO THE SOURCE TO THE ANUS OF THE UNIVERSE
THE BIG BLACK HOLE
I want to believe, but I don't.
ITT: untreated schizophrenia, boomers, incels and fat people.
This isn't the movies dude. This would change every living persons life till their dead and their childrens childrens as well. There isn't just an impact zone, and then that's it. It's over you survived. It's not like that. These things cause cascading catastrophes that we just simply can't fight against.
If it hits land people on the other side the planet might survive in a miserable state for a couple hundred years. If it hits the ocean we're all already dead.
Fire storms, tsunamis, earth quakes, the suns rays that will never touch another plant again for a hundred plus years. Freezing temperatures, clouds blacker than the darkest nigger at night.
This won't be an event you get to just enjoy for your moms basement as you sperg out over a pepe image. You'll be effected as well no matter where you live, rather it be goods services, or the complete and total collapse of your society.
You don't just casually blast half a states worth of dust and dirt into the atmosphere and pretend it never happened and carry on like things are normal.
So yes. When I read you're stupid fucking post, all I could do is send you a pepe. It's all you deserved. Fagt.
Give it time
pic related, it's me and my bitch
Take your meds
THE OLD ONES HAVE MADE THEIR MOVE. They finally recognized us a thread.
You niggers are retarded. Assuming this thing is a mile in diameter, the estimated force of impact would be 1.3 Million Megatons of TNT. Also assuming it hits somewhere near israel, the radiation would spread all over Europe. However, Israel would be completely wiped off the map and some parts of Turkey. Rolling for Telaviv.
ITT: follow the leader
fucking clown get out , this is my moment
I am mentally channeling energy and KEK prayers to the meteor moves at least a inch
WE CAN DO IT ANONS
THIS IS HOW STARSHIP TROOPERS STARTED!
LETS GET THE BUGS!
Apophis will literally be here within 15 years.
"a possibility remained that during the 2029 close encounter with Earth, Apophis would pass through a gravitational keyhole, a small region no more than about 0.5 mile wide, or 0.8 km that would set up a future impact exactly seven years later on April 13, 2036."
Remember, it's always going to happen maybe tomorrow.
Shes cute. Name?
Take your medication buddy. Again its amile wide...it wont cause any of that shit..just a giant fucking crater and a destroyed city..millions dead...if it hits the ocean..yea it would cause a massive tsunami...but not one that would engulf the entire world. will cause alot of damage though.
Are you retarded?
Actually, damage depends on a number of factors.
what the asteroid is made of, (ice vs rock)
how fast it's going
what angle it hits the earth at
if your mommy let me in
Next time attach a brainless wojak to your low IQ drivel so I can easily identify and ignore you. Thanks.
have sex incel
Where is the pepe?
Hmm I never knew asteroids have radioactive isotopes. Did you and AOC take the same science class?
qUESTION? If Cauliflower is a symbol of racism And i decide to grow yucca but the CoLD New York Climate wont allow my Yuccas to grow;
Is the Climate Racist for suppressing the New York Latino community from growing Yucca?
better be fast
BEFORE THIS SATURDAY
IMAGINE HOW MANY VIRGINS MATURE NATURE IS CLAIMING BACK
wow you're a dumb fuckign kike, why did you erase the first part of the quote? "However, until 2006"
what about the last part of the quote you jew fuck?
"This possibility kept it at Level 1 on the Torino impact hazard scale until August 2006, when the probability that Apophis would pass through the keyhole was determined to be very small and Apophis' rating on the Torino scale was lowered to zero. "
I swear to god you kikes are not as smart as you think you are, once people awaken to the way you manipulate in arguments its easy to see.
calling me low iw
Your the one with the low iq retard. you have no scientific evidence to back your fucking claim at all.you just point and call someone stupid when they fucking disprove you.
On one hand, I'm like "why the fuck isn't MSM sounding the alarms...
On the other, doesn't really matter cause shit can't be done to prevent it if we are in fact in the line of fire.
OH BOY U SHITING PANTS ALREADY
REMEMBER DINOSSAURS ?
It's literally fucking nothing. Stop spamming this shit asshole, don't get my hopes up.
That pepe isn't smiling in front of the impending destruction for some reason, I think it's broken.
“a killing bolt will shine from the sky but not kill”
one sec plox
god that was a good game
jews did permian extintion never forget
He's an idiot but that shows THERMAL radiation,which has nothing in common with nuclear radiation. The sheer spread of it is apsurd though
That is a scary pepe my friend.
white power, high iq masterrace
Ignore,didn't notice he didn't turn off radiation settings
Oh wise and merciful niggeroid. If your comms are set to recieve, please do me a favor and slam directly into Australia. Thank you.
20 mm asteroid,airburst
400-500 kilotons of TnT
Even if it somehow breaks apart before/after entering atmosphere,this thing is big news.
mfw politicians and rich die right along with us
At first it was said it would 'only' destroy a town/city and now it's going to kill all of humanity? What changed?
Pinball anyone? A strike is inevitable. It has happened many times in the past. It's only a matter of time.
Kike math bro. Artifically inflated to seven gorbillion.
if it really is a mile wide, then it's gonna be a continent wide issue,perhaps even global
Tunguska meteor was under 200 meters,so this one is BIG
Underground shelters. Rich bastards are going to outlive us.
If this is all that'd happen then not only would life go on (deep ocean trenches, etc) but humans very well could too.
I can't be arsed to google it but I bet SOMEONE has made an underground farm somewhere.
I doubt plates dramatically shifting due to it striking the planet at 48k mph will be good for their shelters. If not, I at least hope they get trapped and end up cannibalizing each other until there's one sad fuck left and they off themselves.
LOL, you still wanna live? Come on there is so much more to this world than ~70 years of human live XD
Saturday for which side of the World? It'd be Sunday in Aus. for you burgers.
you make it sound better than it ever could be, hope you're right
wuts this mad max?
Please, yes. End it all.
Fuck off, Jester
You faggots said we had 3 days a week ago.
Stop posting shit threads
"C'MON YOU APES YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!
the chances are 1 in 27. they are lying.
be with your family user.
are you related to paleoshitskinian gypsies from Gaza ?
something something murfy
something something reality manipulation is not only for Illuminati....
dreamed of seeing a tsunami from a high cliff this night, mom said meh it's just a big wave....
user.... what do you mean.....its over... and what's with your pic of pepe in hellfire...is that oc
What makes this LARP any more believable than the previous 27,983 asteroid LARPs by Jow Forums over the years? Why is it that all the other END OF DA WORLD happenings Jow Forums told me about didn’t materialise but this one will?
Fuck off with your cringey LARPing slide threads.
00:05 BST Sunday for Britcucks.
Like we'll be that lucky.
Lol why are all of these articles about different events and times?
Fuck these threads, though I’m guilty of making some of them.
Asteroid hits the Pacific somewhere, small tidal wave happens wipes out a few fags in Cali, everyone thinks it's over
Asteroid plunges into center of the earth and awakens Cthulu
Cthulu awakens the other Old Gods
One can only hope
“Once-In-A-Hundred Year” Sightings of Bamboo Blossoms Reported In Japan
In many parts of the world where bamboo thrives, the blossoms are therefore dreaded as harbingers of bad luck
Why do you care
of course the JEW doesnt even see its self as part of the human race
Did you finish school retard.
It's one mile wide with the speed 75.000 mph
mutts are so dumb
Nothing will happen, but I wish it did
All of the above are true danebruh
We know where it is now, we have 200 years to change its course just a little bit.
And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
there is a 1 in 2700 chance the human race get fucked by a rock 20 to 120 years after my *very optimistic* date of death
there is 1 chance in 1 the human race will eventually get fucked by something after my *very optimistic* date of death
Scientifically, it's intresting. Politically, who gives a fuck. One population, one subspecie dying out is a thing. The whole fucking planet, who cares. There is no plan, not political strategy, no thinking of the children. Everybody dies, everything dies. So, who cares.
There's actually lots of potential solutions to direction an asteroid off its path.
Lasers are an actual solution to lower mass asteroids because you can hit it with a high powered laser that changes its trajectory.
Another solution is landing a rocket on the asteroid that moves it off course by firing its thrusters.
Obviously if it's really massive it becomes more difficult. But space agencies have landed stuff on asteroids before so it's not unlikely that someone would come up with a solution to this.
It will still pass close enough to cause tidal madness. Will be more destrcuctive than an actual impact.
Don't Native Americans think the Earth will be hit again by an asteroid because they believe the Earth has some cyclic repetition or something like that.
A meteor would save the planet not destroy it. Particularly if it hit the mideast at mecca and Africa.
it looks like kek is here
It's not 7 its 5.
The lies keep coming about this rock.
Its called 1996XF11.
They keep changing its name, and all other data on it.
What they can't change is the reality of the impact.
This has been know since 1996. It misses in 2029 and hits in 2034.
Wiki is wrong.
They also believed yellow paint would stop bullets. How did that work for them?
They did consider niggers "bad medicine" tho, so there is that.
No lie. If every muslim was dead and the nigger and muslim population reduced by 2B or so it would solve alot of problems.
I really appreciate this opportunity for the world to end
My body is ready.
A towel man. You need a towel.
Nothing ever happens BUT if I get the digits now its 100% confirmed legit.
SpaceX asteroid deflection test is 2021
DART thing is November 2019
every other link is just hypothetical
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IN THREE DAYS
Get your shit together OP
People still finding prophetic doom in nonsense like this. You can take the people out of religion but not the religion out of people.
I fucking knew it, knew it from the very start. Harry potter is gay af
satan confirms 2036 impact.
source on that claim?
Confused if we’re fucked or not. I found a 5 leaf clover this morning, what are the odds of that? Can I use 5 clover power to save from roid?
using it to "save" this hellhole of a planet
not contributing to complete annihilation
user, come on. Come on now.
ID: No problem senpai jews.
Your lucky clover has already warped the quantum continuum of space/time. The kaballah knows.
I just want something to kill chinese people.
A fuckload of genders was one thing, but now we classify insects as people, too? What's going on?
A 1 mile wide asteroid wouldnt end the human race but it would fuck shit up.
based, we need to put an end to the ch*nk menace
Do they already now where it will hit?
actually believing there’s a chance of this being remotely true
If only there were trips of doom
Checked, but that flag.
Jerusalem, Mecca, India, China, Moscow. So many possibilities and all of them oh so sweet.
Haha! This time, Justice wins the lottery, motherfucker!
Oh and California. I fucking hate California.
jesus will punch the asteroid away.
So bad ass it has it's own moon
DONE AND DONE
we're gonna be ok, guys!
id autism checked, warping confirmed, found 3, 4 leaf clovers yesterday and 5 leaf this morning
IT WAS 3 DAYS 2 DAYS AGO, FUCK YOU
Let's pretend there was a real chance of impact.
Why worry about something you can't control? You could die of an aneurysm at ANY MOMENT. Does that make your life here meaningless?
Yes my child. Yes.
if two recurring digits is hits israel
No, it's not meaningless.
Bullit very tiny!
only give tiny hurt!
It's nowhere near the size of the KT asteroid, hopefully it hits california and destroys a major city, but that's about the best that can be expected.
Then fuck it, why worry?
What happens, happens and could not happen any other way.
I never understood why people panic when there's heavy turbulence or a plane is having trouble landing. There is no point in panicking, if it's our time to go, then it is, and the likelihood that any of us will survive is practically zero.
I've been one of those planes, and I felt was calm. Admittedly the ever-escalating fear was palpable, the person next to me started crying.
Well, one should think dynamically about it, especially if one only has a few days left to accomplish such a feat. If (IF) there is to be only one city destroyed... and I can think of a FEW that deserve to be destroyed, mind you; again, IF that is the case, could this all possibly be a cover story for using some superweapon to destroy said city in the ultimate false flag? Perhaps it is a nuke, perhaps a directed energy weapon, or perhaps it is a "god rod". Or maybe there is political tension and some ziomaniacal jerks are going to use a Samson Option (tm) to make a point, and they need a cover story to prevent this causing further catastrophe. Maybe the Golemburgers have had enough of the kike on their back and know they can't stop all their shenanigans, so IF something happens they have a cover story. Naw mean?
All we need it to do is hit Sacramento
We all hate California.
Admittedly the ever-escalating fear *in the cabin* was palpable
think realistically for once, when has ANYTHING like this ever happened. Nothing is going to happen. Happenings never happen.
That way I won't have to go to my shitty job.
You forgot Rome.
Seriously though, guys. Stick to predicting happenings about kikes and shitskins. Every time Jow Forums tries to call a disaster, NOTHING HAPPENS.
REMEMBER TO BUMP THE SLUMP FAGS
OH DEAR LORD SAVE US FROM THIS BURGER! BARGES, SEALED INDICTMENTS, PIZZAS, HILLARYS, SKYKANGS, DAMS, IMPEACHMENTS, FALSE FLAGS, HABBENINGS, HAPPENINGS!
OHHHHHHH, GODDDDD SAVE US ALLLLLLLLL. OH FUCK...THE HUMANITY¡!!!!!!!!!!!
You forgot Rome.
I did, sorry.
Hi, I'm from the year 2056.
37 years ago an 1.4 mile asteroid hit earth on may 25 2019 at 2:14am.
Ground Zero was the north atlantic ocean 650 miles west of georgia.
The asteroid left a 25 mile wide crater.
However, the bad part was the 80 meter tsunami wave that covered the whole former united states, parts of then canada, northern africa and europe.
You have to move into the mountains, and most impor
Nothing will happen, the jews will go on with their plan to enslave the word, Yellowstone will erupt right after they've achieved their goal.
mfw nothing happens
What would happen if any of the two asteroids landed right there an somehow caused an eruption? Mother nature vs space asteroid, which one would win?
Roll for it landing directly on Mecca
less than pink tail RNG in ff4
we are fucked
What a weird ID you have.
See you Sunday in the 20,203,365 "WTF POL IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. WHY?" threads.
Wow it's nothing
You bet its something snow nigga
Have you ever tried to get ANY item drops in a Dragon Quest game?
NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS
Fucking meme flags
Rapture happened and to none of our supprise none of us were taken.
I hope it wipes out the fags. I wish San Franfago takes a direct hit.
When it doesn’t hit can you guys finally fuck off once and for all? You literally ruined /x/ and I don’t need this board to die the same retarded way
Take your medication and fuck off somewhere else
Have sex: fun for like 20 miuntes tops, any longer than that it’s boring
meme in a meteor strike: fun for the rest of our short lives
Just proves that nobody has ever left Orbit and landed on the moon
fun for like 20 miuntes tops
It gets boring. Even with kink. Use the ropes. Slap the titties, smack the face, stuff some holes. Pour some wax. Meh. Boring.
Meteors are way cooler
If I remember correctly, the comet in the movie was supposed to be seven miles across.
Have sex: fun for like 20 miuntes tops, any longer than that it’s boring
Admit it. You’ve only had sex with fat chicks or uggos.
A meteor the size of a football field would be an ELE.
"the asteroid will only pass as close as 3.2 million miles from Earth"
it's literally nothing..
What asteroid are you queers talking about? Are you talking about the moon asteroid that's passing by 3.5 million fucking miles away from us? I seriously hope you aren't talking about some retarded never before seen asteroid that NASA somehow failed to see until the night of, and I thought most of you dickheads were flat earthers. I know most of you retards are just shitposting but if anyone actually believes we're going to be fucked in 2 days without warning you're retarded. Give me one good reason why I should be expecting this asteroid to come and fix all my problems for me saturday night without any mention of the jews.
You didn't even mention Candlejack, you fag
all 3 are false
2 days? the asteroid with the moon is passing by us and it's 3.5 million miles away, surely you aren't talking about an asteroid they've hid from us? why would they do that? what would be the point? how would no other space program see a fucking asteroid on a collision course with earth 2 days from now? why would no one warn us? nasa isn't the only space program on earth?
DA JOOS user, DA JOOS!
Trust me I'd love this fucking asteroid to wipe us all out but the fact of the matter is that there's a better chance of WW3 erupting in the next 5 seconds then there is an asteroid hitting us this weekend, NASA is announcing this shit because they want to be prepared for when this does happen, in case you haven't noticed NASA is super fucking careful about spotting shit like this, an asteroid passing by us by 3.5 million miles is enough to make them shit their pants and dump funding into an asteroid protection program.
If it lands on New York, I vote we let it hit.
I love how most of you tards don't understand that this planetoid wouldn't destroy just one tiny part where it hit, but entire planet's atmosphere. Also, 1/2700 on a cosmic scale are pretty great odds.