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ASTEROID YES
>there's a one-in-2,700-chance that it will collide with Earth in the 22nd century.
Wow it's nothing
why are jews pushing this stuff lately? are they about to release another apocalyptic movie perhaps?
>Distance five times that of the moon
I wish it would happen but we both know it wont
Reality hurts, let's get this over with. I just hope every sinful bastard gets the worst possible death
>one in 2700 chance is nothing
>people willingly take the chance to win the lottery even though chances of them winning are smaller than that of a rock hitting us.
explain this to me.
Fuck off, retard.
pls yes
Nigga do you know what century you're in?
I'm sure we'll come up with a solution in the next 200-200 years.
What's the point when we're going to died anyways
100-200 lel
>We're gonna solve this by shooting lasers at it
You're aware that this isnt a movie, right? They have already acknowledged that they basically cant do anything about it if it was going to hit us.
Even if they had lasers or rockets or whatever capable of doing to job it wouldnt work.
Dont tempt me with a good time
Nunes just said that dems, UK, Aus and rest of 5eyes etc are going to be thrown under the bus in a matter of days
Rocks fall, everybody dies
not with that sorry attitude
Oh well, I'll be dead anyway.
Nobody cares if they die at this point. But a few hundred million sounds comfy.
You're entire plan revolves around the piece of rock being one solid piece of rock.. if its a thousand smaller pieces you're literally only creating a donut.
Now although it'll be funny as fuck to get assblasted by a space donut, I don't see it working out.
This is God punishing us for the actions of the jews. Jesus gave you a second chance but nooo
I can't, OP. I'm working that day.
Meteor senpai please notice me. UWU
>german ruins fun
how ironic
Then why Alabama you retard?
Humanity deserves this.
Based nip in every thread today. We are blessed
SPBP
also stop posting this shit OP, makes you look like a faggot. Nothing is happening
That's not ironic it's Germanic.
>Mashable India
Nothing of value was lost.
Tell me why I should care OP.
Imagine if it hit right in the center of africa and its orbiting moon hit israel. Would that save western civilization?
>massive rock hits earth, releases underground methane, ignites it and we all get blasted to smithereens in a firey BRAAAP of death
AEW chads what are we gonna do?
Our big show is Saturday...we HAVE to survive til then and btfo the WWE nerds...
No. California must be hit.
Miother fuck, that got me
THICC
>1 post
>doom and gloom
>Yellowstone or war or something is actually going to happen after I’ve told you this five times a week for ten years
>please believe my sources that don’t agree with my statement.
Unless CM Punk shows up it isn't gonna happen.
I was craving a chick parmmm
>elaborate shitpost
Should I screencap this so you'll go away?
So they fake an asteroid strike rather than lose power?
isn't this thing only a mile long? surely it would at most take out 1 land nation or several coastal nations (assuming it hit the ocean). also would this meteor be able to create a tidal wave the size of the one from deep impact?
btw, spacex is launching some shit into space Thursday evening.
If this was really going to happen, what would you guys do?
>no majora's mask references
ALL YA HAD TO DO WAS USE THE MEME CJ
Digits prove we died in 2012, and we're living in hell right now.
NASA'S ANNUAL BUDGET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
12
>proven
Holy shit these are some stupid replies.
It's still literally nothing.
Nothing will happen. It’s never that easy.
Asteroid hits israel
You had one job.
No they aren't, stop lying mutt.
And even if they were to send up some Armageddon-type mission, it would be filled with token niggers, women and faggots because CURRENT_YEAR.
Until the super rich is fucking off, nothing happening until Apophis bangs us in '36 at which point they be chillin on mars.
We are going to died
ahmed, they're launching 60 satellites this thursday user is right.
Shut up meme flag. You have no power here
you forgot that people who run the lottery will still get more profit. 1/2700 is nothing.
Assume it's going to happen and an asteroid of a mile wide with a fucking moon orbiting it will impact earth at ~48k mph, what are any of you niggers going to do about it? What about governments? It's retarded to worry about something we have zero control over. Just enjoy the ride, faggots
>in 100 years we get a free asteroid full of precious metals
thats what we are doing, what kind of low iq ape statement are you making. governments will run too shelters and regular people will die.
>Until the super rich is fucking off
Hey, fucking moron, you'd be the last to know about that if they were. They aren't going to advertise the fact.
Damn, so close.
Who got
the president will probably make an ebs on tv saying hes going to evacuate.
>this
Ok so you obviously don't know how these things work. There would be no signaling of any private evac and they would under no circumstances advertise that as to avoid civil disturbance that could fuck up their own plans. Someone fell for the "government has my best at heart" meme.
BOOOOOO
Alright you do have a point, if they did advertise there would be riots everyone. Along with armed militias shooting helicopters down.
*everywhere
Sorry
God I wish a good ol space rock would end me already.
Soon.
>the whole human race has 1:2700 of being exterminated
>lol its nothing
I've gotten items with a 1/26,000 drop chance on my first try in Phantasy Star Online.
Stop this doomer shit. We all know nothing's going to happen. Nothing ever does.
Party pooper
Why do you care
1. americans aren't white
2. its happening.
3. america needs gun control
only one of the above is false.
americans aren't white?
owwww THICC and FERTILE
>clicks image
...sniff
Implying there would be literally anything you COULD do
>4. Denmark is full of fags
Definitely number 4.
Sure. People are stupid.
Fine, i'll add it to the list along with your vote..
1. americans aren't white
2. its happening.
3. america needs gun control
4. Denmark is full of fags.
only one of the above is false.
( votes the 4th option is the false one)
Not me. I have an umbrella.
One Day it Will actually be happening, and the sad thing is, the retards that have been saying its happening every Day, for years, Will act like they predicted it
>ID Sjw
It’s finally over
Perhaps we'll finally find out if there is a God or not.
They won't be around... It would have happened for them and they wouldn't have known it.