Why aren't you Danish?
Why aren't you Danish?
Because I wasn't born in D*nmark
Fluoride and Copenhagen. Need I say more?
My kids will be half Danish mutts as my gf is Danish. Maybe one day I will get citizenship and become Danish.
I'm the better, updated version.
What a shame. Why even live?
OH NO NO NO
Born on the wrong side of the border
tfw have lots of Danish relatives
tfw I'm Danish in a different timeline
because i'm straight
I might be part Scandi, but I'm not paying Jews to analyze my DNA to tell me I'm 3% African. Hard pass. Don't care.
Why aren't you german?
Aren't you supposed to be German?
You will never know true happiness. Sorry
What did the monkey tell the other monkey?
Shut up, Strompebukser. You're just gay Germans.
Halt die Klappe, Hurensöhne
You're not either, Danes are german.
My smukke skat makes me pretty happy mate.
...True happiness looks like mong chrom disease.
Because I don't fuck dogs.
Copenhagen oder Kreig
Because i don't have to fear to drown every night
I very well could have some Dane in my ancestry .. More possible on Father's side who was English and Scottish, both places with substantial danish contact and less likely on Mother's who was of Irish descent with a surname most prominent in the Southwest but still not impossible to have had some somewhere.. I have Brown hair and light blue eyes but get substantial Red in my beard.
Wollt Ihr den totalen Krieg?
shut up faggot
You let me behind brothers ! I live in a little hillfort village in England called Danehil. I guess we stayed when the invasion rolled back. It's really well defended, little standard English village now, but on top of narrow hill with winding high-banked roads. I wouldn't like to assault it on foot, those old Danes knew how to pick a location. You guys coming back soon ? The natives are getting restless.
Shut fuck fagget
tfw pay 60% in taxes to keep these retards alive
This is why we need to deconstruct welfare and establish survival of the fittest back again.
Isst eine grosse Schwanz
at least post proper quality, din bǿsse
! I'm glad you understand.
no ur waifu
Where's your military?
in yo mums bum fag
Rebel blood and the genetic desire to hunt and fish freely forced me to be born in America
i study in denmark
Won't be hard I believe
This is why I come to Jow Forums the highbrow informative discussion of my sexual proclivities. I'd be lost without you guys.
it is worse than that Sven.
You are your DNA + experience
so basically, you are your parents + a new experience. Which means, you are ever changing DNA and some of that WAS DANISH BUT NOT ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK YOU SWEDES! You should be a tax colony of the Kingdom Of Denmark.
Also I am danish, but I am not danish, I am a Jutlander. Actually, I am a Southern Jutlander.
Actually, I am a German Minority in Southern Jutland which is part of the epic nation of Denmark.
No one is ever going to see this german comming for political power.
hehehe fuck you, golden age will commence!
Die Arbeit Ruft!
Shut up faggot
Here for ya man ;)
DANISH WOMEN BELONG TO ENGLISH BVLLS
shut up their women are now german goods
hov hov tal pænt.
because my danish grandfather fought in WW2 and the US army was the only one worth fighting for. became a freemason n shit and got a good job doing port authority. he enjoys getting paid by the danish government ever since and funnelling it into the american economy.
I'll put in a transfer when Walmart establishes itself in Denmark.
Why the fuck would you want to be german
Danes are Norwegian, German hybrids.
I am just kidding, of course everyone is gonna know that I am a ethnic German minority in Denmark.
Only way to fuck the left when they accuse me of being a nazi. Free racism charge please :D
Because I don't like animal dick cheese.
Warum gibt es nur homoseksuelle Deutsche Männer?
Gute Frage. Gaschamber it is
Are you legitimately working in that shithole?
You are one yourself you faguette....
Because Deutschland über alles.
Take off memeflag so I can roast you.
Yes, since 2004. Where else is there to go?
Why can't you roast him? Scared of the fashwave, libtard?
Czech is gay. faggot
fugg that girl in purple, she has nice hair.
Because my relatives left Europe after WW1. Dutch autists, drunk Bavarians, and squatting Serbs.
fucking wannabe slav
Die sind beide Deutsch dein scheisse Arschlog
You have great figure skaters
No to both.
She lacks a chin. Abort. Abort. Abort.
I wonder the same thing every day...
I look Danish enough, though.
I visited last year, it was amazing. Jylland is amazing.
I am looking for a job in Denmark. Who knows maybe I will get there eventually.
get the one with the problem glasses then kek
Im not that lucky lol
It's weird, because Brits look nothing like Scandinavians.
why arent you danish
Because im an übermensch
I am like 10% or so.
Your pictures remind me of my days working part time in retail. No one would talk to eachother in the lunch/ break room. Just stare at their phones and be akward/ anti-social. This is really not the place to get friends.
She appears Jewish.
in b4 kikes working
For what purpose? This bitch is half my age.
Because I'm Finnish, but I wouldn't mind being Danish. Denmark, Finland and Japan are the top three best places on this scuffed Earth. Unfortunately Finland is going downhill at the moment, but let's hope we'll recover.
Drink vodka, kill commies, hang yourself because you're sad. That's the state of Finland rn.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout save us!
idk, you seem lonely mate, some jew pussy wouldnt hurt you, age doesent matter much, girls like older guys.
btw good luck walmart user, i see you often in threads.
Because my Danish great great great grandfather was a wanderer and he came to south Texas and opened a hotel. Also got a large ranch
Sorry I don't speak Arabic
send danish waifu pls
...and I'll whisper "No."
ITT dark manlets and mutts jelly at my mighty Viking heritage.. Odin and Thor piss into your longboats at sea and send you to the bottom.
because I dont swallow live geese, then talk.
What's the stuff spread on the bread?
Move back and never look back.
Monkey boy trying to be funny.
Because we're not Russian rape babies.
The low standards that Walmart runs at would never be possible in a first world country.
wtf I thought that's what Canada cucks do tho
How's Danish welfare? How much NEET-bux you get per month? Every Dane I've met and known has been a NEET.
This isn't the place to establish or maintain any sort of friendship. Other than the company being paranoid as fuck about unionization, all of the former people I considered friends have either ended up
Left for greener pastures
Died untimely deaths due to drug overdoses
Died due to old age
It's all so tiresome. One of my coworkers seemed to leave this world annually.
idk, you seem lonely mate
I've gotten used to it as I have no one to rely on in life.
some jew pussy wouldnt hurt you, age doesent matter much,
Much to the consternation of Jow Forums
girls like older guys.
Because older guys tend to have some form of material wealth, not living paycheck-to-paycheck like your humble correspondent
btw good luck walmart user, i see you often in threads.
Thank you for remembering me. God bless.The low standards that Walmart runs at would never be possible in a first world country.
Rebranding would have to take place. I'm not sure of the shopping culture in Denmark, but I know walmart crashed and burned in Germany in Japan.
Not me. I met this nice Danish girl who worked at some airport. Had a cucky view on immigrants
t...they have n..n..nowhere to go...
Approximately €1000 a month if you are single (which I would strongly presume). It's enough to get by but it's really nothing to brag about.
Why would I want to speak such a disgusting language and live in such a flat natureless country
heil baesed denmark
Oh yea, here we have 480€ basic amount per month for living for single person. Housing, electricity and such necessities are paid on top of that. So, in Denmark a guy can live in 320€/month apartment and still get that 1000€ or do you have a basic amount that is for 'living' after the necessities?
Why be a NEET when you literally get paid to get an education? You can be a NEET and live off welfare gibs, but it won't really improve your current situation.
I'm a student and get paid monthly to what would be around 700 euros. Not much by Danish standards, but I get by and can still put bucks in my savings.
You would get maximum housing support (about 1.000 DKK or €150). It's enough to cover your expenses for water, electricity, internet and the like. Normally a one-room apartment would be about €500 - €600 depending on where you live.
oops, I actually get around 950 euros monthly.
Okay hyg dig
yeah nigger leave more space for ahmud
You as a nation will watch your sons and daughters raped and murdered and do NOTHING to stop it like good law abiding gnarled toothed scab bastard britcucks.
God I love the Danish
Love from Ireland
It's basically a 'meaty' paste made from liver, on it's own it can be rather 'uninteresting' but if you add one or two strips of crispy bacon and some cooked shrooms it's quite the delight to eat.