Why aren't you Danish?

Bentley Phillips
Bentley Phillips

Why aren't you Danish?

Attached: Dannebrog-2.jpg (1.11 MB, 2848x2136)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=OmRc_5t8_pc
youtu.be/e7mqfmZS5xM

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

Because I wasn't born in D*nmark

Isaiah Adams
Isaiah Adams

Fluoride and Copenhagen. Need I say more?

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

My kids will be half Danish mutts as my gf is Danish. Maybe one day I will get citizenship and become Danish.

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

I'm the better, updated version.

Attached: main-qimg-bb07c020c1f54647b4f503e49cd577e5.jfif.jpg (97 KB, 602x452)

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

What a shame. Why even live?

Levi Collins
Levi Collins

d*nish cuisine
OH NO NO NO

Attached: SAM-1942.jpg (2.42 MB, 4000x3000)

Evan Lewis
Evan Lewis

Born on the wrong side of the border
tfw have lots of Danish relatives
tfw I'm Danish in a different timeline

Attached: 1560214351828.jpg (46 KB, 1280x720)

Noah Cox
Noah Cox

because i'm straight

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

I might be part Scandi, but I'm not paying Jews to analyze my DNA to tell me I'm 3% African. Hard pass. Don't care.

Leo Rodriguez
Leo Rodriguez

Why aren't you german?

Josiah Allen
Josiah Allen

Aren't you supposed to be German?

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

You will never know true happiness. Sorry

What did the monkey tell the other monkey?

Chase Rivera
Chase Rivera

Shut up, Strompebukser. You're just gay Germans.

Jacob Allen
Jacob Allen

Halt die Klappe, Hurensöhne

Hunter Moore
Hunter Moore

You're not either, Danes are german.

Cooper Richardson
Cooper Richardson

My smukke skat makes me pretty happy mate.

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

youtube.com/watch?v=OmRc_5t8_pc

...True happiness looks like mong chrom disease.

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

No u

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

Because I don't fuck dogs.

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

Copenhagen oder Kreig

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

Because i don't have to fear to drown every night

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

I very well could have some Dane in my ancestry .. More possible on Father's side who was English and Scottish, both places with substantial danish contact and less likely on Mother's who was of Irish descent with a surname most prominent in the Southwest but still not impossible to have had some somewhere.. I have Brown hair and light blue eyes but get substantial Red in my beard.

Attached: trees.jpg (291 KB, 512x547)

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

Wollt Ihr den totalen Krieg?

Attached: 11191239644-581e3a4045-b.jpg (144 KB, 1024x626)

Hudson Thompson
Hudson Thompson

faggot

Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

shut up faggot

Luke Reed
Luke Reed

bitte

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

You let me behind brothers ! I live in a little hillfort village in England called Danehil. I guess we stayed when the invasion rolled back. It's really well defended, little standard English village now, but on top of narrow hill with winding high-banked roads. I wouldn't like to assault it on foot, those old Danes knew how to pick a location. You guys coming back soon ? The natives are getting restless.

Attached: 1522552762206.png (564 KB, 540x764)

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

Shut fuck fagget

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

yes pls

Nolan White
Nolan White

tfw pay 60% in taxes to keep these retards alive

This is why we need to deconstruct welfare and establish survival of the fittest back again.

Attached: 1559955589066.png (446 KB, 808x805)

Dominic King
Dominic King

faget

Justin Reed
Justin Reed

Faggot
Isst eine grosse Schwanz

David Butler
David Butler

faggot

Austin Watson
Austin Watson

at least post proper quality, din bǿsse

Attached: 1537542260316.jpg (1.75 MB, 2048x1351)

Ayden Rivera
Ayden Rivera

! I'm glad you understand.

Zachary Cook
Zachary Cook

no ur waifu

Jayden Turner
Jayden Turner

Zum Tod

Blake Reyes
Blake Reyes

No u

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

Where's your military?

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

This

Hudson Sanders
Hudson Sanders

in yo mums bum fag

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

youtu.be/e7mqfmZS5xM

Jeremiah Brown
Jeremiah Brown

Rebel blood and the genetic desire to hunt and fish freely forced me to be born in America

John Martinez
John Martinez

Mit dir

Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

i study in denmark

Carson Hernandez
Carson Hernandez

Won't be hard I believe

Henry Turner
Henry Turner

faggot

Sebastian Perry
Sebastian Perry

This is why I come to Jow Forums the highbrow informative discussion of my sexual proclivities. I'd be lost without you guys.

Attached: 1524321516451.jpg (443 KB, 1200x1799)

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

it is worse than that Sven.
You are your DNA + experience
so basically, you are your parents + a new experience. Which means, you are ever changing DNA and some of that WAS DANISH BUT NOT ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK YOU SWEDES! You should be a tax colony of the Kingdom Of Denmark.

Also I am danish, but I am not danish, I am a Jutlander. Actually, I am a Southern Jutlander.
Actually, I am a German Minority in Southern Jutland which is part of the epic nation of Denmark.

No one is ever going to see this german comming for political power.
hehehe fuck you, golden age will commence!

Die Arbeit Ruft!

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

Shut up faggot

Carson Turner
Carson Turner

You're welcome

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

Here for ya man ;)

Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

DANISH WOMEN BELONG TO ENGLISH BVLLS

Liam Bailey
Liam Bailey

shut up their women are now german goods

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

hov hov tal pænt.

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

because my danish grandfather fought in WW2 and the US army was the only one worth fighting for. became a freemason n shit and got a good job doing port authority. he enjoys getting paid by the danish government ever since and funnelling it into the american economy.

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

I'll put in a transfer when Walmart establishes itself in Denmark.

Attached: 15605236946507507193075720702424.jpg (1.03 MB, 2560x1440)

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

Why the fuck would you want to be german

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

Danes are Norwegian, German hybrids.

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

I am just kidding, of course everyone is gonna know that I am a ethnic German minority in Denmark.
Only way to fuck the left when they accuse me of being a nazi. Free racism charge please :D

Luis Carter
Luis Carter

Because I don't like animal dick cheese.

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

Warum gibt es nur homoseksuelle Deutsche Männer?

Attached: Skærmbillede-2019-06-14-kl.-16.51.02.png (2.4 MB, 1418x944)

Wyatt Harris
Wyatt Harris

fucking Amerifats

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

Gute Frage. Gaschamber it is

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

Are you legitimately working in that shithole?

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

You are one yourself you faguette....

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

Because Deutschland über alles.

Jason Rogers
Jason Rogers

post flag

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

Take off memeflag so I can roast you.

Yes, since 2004. Where else is there to go?

Attached: 15605240564482217022464077079024.jpg (1.01 MB, 2560x1440)

Austin Taylor
Austin Taylor

hit me

David Rogers
David Rogers

Why can't you roast him? Scared of the fashwave, libtard?

Leo Watson
Leo Watson

Czech is gay. faggot

James Barnes
James Barnes

no u

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

Nobelium Uranium

Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

no u

Adrian Green
Adrian Green

fugg that girl in purple, she has nice hair.

Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

fucking Danes

Isaiah King
Isaiah King

Because my relatives left Europe after WW1. Dutch autists, drunk Bavarians, and squatting Serbs.

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

fucking wannabe slav

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

Die sind beide Deutsch dein scheisse Arschlog

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

You have great figure skaters

No to both.

She lacks a chin. Abort. Abort. Abort.

Attached: 15605243774698844952060070627220.jpg (1.06 MB, 2560x1440)

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

no u

Kayden Baker
Kayden Baker

faggot

Jaxon Cook
Jaxon Cook

Hurensohn

Gabriel Walker
Gabriel Walker

why thank

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

I wonder the same thing every day...
I look Danish enough, though.

I visited last year, it was amazing. Jylland is amazing.

I am looking for a job in Denmark. Who knows maybe I will get there eventually.

William Allen
William Allen

get the one with the problem glasses then kek

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

Im not that lucky lol

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

It's weird, because Brits look nothing like Scandinavians.

Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

why arent you danish
Because im an übermensch

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

I am like 10% or so.

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

Your pictures remind me of my days working part time in retail. No one would talk to eachother in the lunch/ break room. Just stare at their phones and be akward/ anti-social. This is really not the place to get friends.

Schwach

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

She appears Jewish.
in b4 kikes working
For what purpose? This bitch is half my age.

Attached: 15605246141856067580063826578686.jpg (1.04 MB, 2560x1440)

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

Drunken german

Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

Because I'm Finnish, but I wouldn't mind being Danish. Denmark, Finland and Japan are the top three best places on this scuffed Earth. Unfortunately Finland is going downhill at the moment, but let's hope we'll recover.

Attached: 1558653443966.jpg (17 KB, 263x263)

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

no u

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

Drink vodka, kill commies, hang yourself because you're sad. That's the state of Finland rn.

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout save us!

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

idk, you seem lonely mate, some jew pussy wouldnt hurt you, age doesent matter much, girls like older guys.
btw good luck walmart user, i see you often in threads.

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

Because my Danish great great great grandfather was a wanderer and he came to south Texas and opened a hotel. Also got a large ranch

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

Sorry I don't speak Arabic

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

send danish waifu pls

Attached: 1505419189204.png (267 KB, 637x360)

Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson

...and I'll whisper "No."

Attached: IMG-2784.jpg (32 KB, 339x600)

Jeremiah Scott
Jeremiah Scott

ITT dark manlets and mutts jelly at my mighty Viking heritage.. Odin and Thor piss into your longboats at sea and send you to the bottom.

Owen Cooper
Owen Cooper

because I dont swallow live geese, then talk.

Sebastian Morgan
Sebastian Morgan

What's the stuff spread on the bread?

Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

Move back and never look back.
Monkey boy trying to be funny.
Because we're not Russian rape babies.
The low standards that Walmart runs at would never be possible in a first world country.

Attached: 51283902318.png (246 KB, 500x461)

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

Attached: 1524167218-1515362717612.jpg (21 KB, 258x330)

Joseph King
Joseph King

wtf I thought that's what Canada cucks do tho

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

nice engrish

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

How's Danish welfare? How much NEET-bux you get per month? Every Dane I've met and known has been a NEET.

Attached: f7e3f434.jpg (5 KB, 142x142)

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

This isn't the place to establish or maintain any sort of friendship. Other than the company being paranoid as fuck about unionization, all of the former people I considered friends have either ended up

Fired
Incarcerated
Left for greener pastures
Died untimely deaths due to drug overdoses
Died due to old age

It's all so tiresome. One of my coworkers seemed to leave this world annually.

idk, you seem lonely mate
I've gotten used to it as I have no one to rely on in life.
some jew pussy wouldnt hurt you, age doesent matter much,
Much to the consternation of Jow Forums
girls like older guys.
Because older guys tend to have some form of material wealth, not living paycheck-to-paycheck like your humble correspondent
btw good luck walmart user, i see you often in threads.
Thank you for remembering me. God bless.The low standards that Walmart runs at would never be possible in a first world country.
Rebranding would have to take place. I'm not sure of the shopping culture in Denmark, but I know walmart crashed and burned in Germany in Japan.

Not me. I met this nice Danish girl who worked at some airport. Had a cucky view on immigrants

t...they have n..n..nowhere to go...

Attached: 15605251279701032313105621787122.jpg (1.05 MB, 2560x1440)

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

Approximately €1000 a month if you are single (which I would strongly presume). It's enough to get by but it's really nothing to brag about.

John Cooper
John Cooper

Why would I want to speak such a disgusting language and live in such a flat natureless country

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

heil baesed denmark

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

Nice

Cooper Rivera
Cooper Rivera

Oh yea, here we have 480€ basic amount per month for living for single person. Housing, electricity and such necessities are paid on top of that. So, in Denmark a guy can live in 320€/month apartment and still get that 1000€ or do you have a basic amount that is for 'living' after the necessities?

Attached: 156812595836.jpg (119 KB, 480x723)

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

Why be a NEET when you literally get paid to get an education? You can be a NEET and live off welfare gibs, but it won't really improve your current situation.

I'm a student and get paid monthly to what would be around 700 euros. Not much by Danish standards, but I get by and can still put bucks in my savings.

Attached: IMG-3429.jpg (3.05 MB, 3264x2448)

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

You would get maximum housing support (about 1.000 DKK or €150). It's enough to cover your expenses for water, electricity, internet and the like. Normally a one-room apartment would be about €500 - €600 depending on where you live.

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

oops, I actually get around 950 euros monthly.

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

Okay hyg dig

Christian Richardson
Christian Richardson

yeah nigger leave more space for ahmud

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

You as a nation will watch your sons and daughters raped and murdered and do NOTHING to stop it like good law abiding gnarled toothed scab bastard britcucks.

Attached: rotherhamshit.jpg (116 KB, 624x810)

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

God I love the Danish
Love from Ireland

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

It's basically a 'meaty' paste made from liver, on it's own it can be rather 'uninteresting' but if you add one or two strips of crispy bacon and some cooked shrooms it's quite the delight to eat.

Attached: IMG-7670.jpg (178 KB, 1600x1066)

Luke Ortiz
Luke Ortiz

stupid question

Attached: 1545655650906.jpg (35 KB, 322x350)

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Confirm your age

This website may contain content of an adult nature. If you are under the age of 18, if such content offends you or if it is illegal to view such content in your community, please EXIT.

Enter Exit

About Privacy

We use cookies to personalize content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyze our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our advertising and analytics partners.

Accept Exit