DAILY REMINDER THAT KEANU REEVES IS AN NRA SHILL

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

Keanu Reeves is nothing more than an NRA propagandist. Nearly every movie he's made since Johnny Mnemonic has contained no legitimate content beyond pro-gun propaganda.

They're posing gifs of "Keanu Being Awesome": destroying it at target practice, getting missed in rehearsal by a thousand invisible CGI bullets before turning a corner and slipping hahaso funny look he almost hurt himself, pumping up to get in shape for John Wick 3. All man's man. And then there's a school shooting, or a mosque shooting, or a gay nightclub shooting. Suddenly, those posts are gone, and Keanu is eating a sad sammich in the park or doing yoga on the beach in Malibu or giving up his seat on a train: you know, ordinary things with no real content and which we all do, but isn't it cool bc Keanu. And then we forget about the school shooting, or the mosque shooting, or the gay nightclub shooting. And once we do, we're back to looking at Keanu's NRA agitprop.

(I suppose it's a good thing for him, really, because -let's face it- Keanu Reeves is no thespian. We've seen Dangerous Liaisons and Point Break and AND Constantine and Dracula -I mean, Generation Umm? Come the fuck on, what was that?- and he unquestionably does best in roles where there's zero dialogue and one emotion ("determined") and lots of cinematography focused on his physicality, like Matrix or Wick.)

There is NRA money built directly into his contract, of course. That he is even offered his contracts is strictly dependent upon his knowing willingness to represent this position, this cause, this latent terrorism. And it's why his checks have so many zeros and commas and why they come so frequently. So to assume that Keanu is making his wealth on his acting is both ignorant and absurd. Of course the NRA offers big money for his making these films and of course he accepts it. We know the powerful ruling elite have billi

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Elijah Peterson
Elijah Peterson

ons (if not trillions) in 'free float' money. We've seen the Panama Papers and the Paradise Papers and we're well aware of the well-documented hiding of tax-free, unaccounted for, unaccountable money. This is documented and not in question. We're also very aware that the NRA pays -flat out pays green fully-accounted for, fully-accountable US cash dollars money- for promoting their pro-violence agenda. This is documented and not in question. There are no laws against the NRA paying off a Hollywood powerhouse (or a pack of them) to enact their wants in the way there are rules in place against bribing politicians to do their bidding. (I mean, political bribery still happens, but it's not supposed to.) And there are certainly no laws preventing Keanu from accepting bank transfers from the NRA in an account in Aruba. Or Gastaad. Or Moscow. To assert that Keanu is in some way inoculated against this financial-violence-mongering rather than being an active participant is to ostrich one's head in the sand. And determining how much he's earned per bullet becomes difficult, but I'm guessing it's a pretty fucking lot.

Saying "Hollywood Promotes Gun Culture" is one thing, and it's presented in that way by the media intentionally...so "Hollywood" has no face. No individual is to blame and the root cause of the problem remains amorphous, able to continue, feeding the violence in our society unabated. If we want "Hollywood" to change we need to find a face. The powerful ruling elite will never assign that role to anybody. We need to assign it, and we need to assign it to Keanu because he asked for it. Keanu Reeves is the new Charlton Heston: you just can't see it yet. Bc isn't it cool bc Keanu

Watch yourselves at the ticket booth: there's a Keanu on the loose. Fuck Keanu Reeves and fuck Keanu Reeves' NRA bank account, filled with the faces of the dead.

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Liam Carter
Liam Carter

Based

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Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

The NRA is basically anti-2nd amendment at this point. They literally help write the new gun laws.

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

Shall not be infringed.

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

Why would an anarchist be for gun control?

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

Based Keanu. Shoot a commie.

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

nice. the voodoo boys is from the old table top RPG.

Michael King
Michael King

literally kys

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

there is no weapon you can use to defend yourself fully against our militia, the right you think you have does not exist

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

clearly you don't understand anarchism except from the capitalist's yellow smear

Jace Williams
Jace Williams

Whether it exists or not it shall not be infringed. What part of this is complicated?

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

The irony of a memeflag calling someone else a propagandist is astonishing. Got another hoax shooting in the works?

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

I wonder if that retard realizes Mike Pondsmith is a nigger...

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

NRA is funded by small donors though.
NRA is defending our fucking second amendment.----- You ever heard of the constitution?
Keanu Is an NRA shill? Good!
I like him more now.

Do you know where you are? NRA are the good guys. Gun rights are good. Freedom of speech is good.

Connor Flores
Connor Flores

nah, I like keanu

Asher Ortiz
Asher Ortiz

Come and take it. You. You personally. Come try.

Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

ancom flag
wants to disarm the proletariat
hmmmm

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Anthony Peterson
Anthony Peterson

Except for red flag court orders

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

Supporting gun ownership only makes him cooler, faggot

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

should be able to possess nukular materials becuase SHAll nOt INfrIngE

Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson

WTF I love Keanu now

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

You should learn to appreciate art for what it is, OP.

It's gunsexual choreography. Appreciate it as such. If you don't like, make your own epic revenge movie franchise.

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

Checked and this is accurate if they don't bend the knee to these sjw's I'll probably buy this game

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

I wonder what think-tank OP is from. Steer the goyim to the left, right, or center, as long as you're steering them somewhere.

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

Subversion is a real bitch, isn't it?

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

anarchist
hate guns in the hands of people
That's not an anarchist!
That's a psyop pawn, a useful idiot, someone who wants to give up rights for the dream of giving up everything.

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Michael Torres
Michael Torres

they dont care. big mouth assholes like Sunshine think they know best. the best thing CDPR can do is completely ignore these people and never give into their demands

Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez

‘Our militia’
You and your antifa, purple haired, pants wetting faggots?

Nigger, I bet $100 you couldn’t do 10 straight pushups.

Carter Gonzalez
Carter Gonzalez

Jow Forums: MSM is evil! Fake News must be stopped! We stand against Hollywood control over the content we see!
also Jow Forums: But NOt KEaNu Or GunS ThemS COoL

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

ops a has-been writer from la.
hahaha learn to spell faggot.

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Levi Evans
Levi Evans

That makes him not /our guy/ how exactly? OP is a raging commie faggot.

Jace Peterson
Jace Peterson

So whats the problem. Text wall Newfag?

Brody Adams
Brody Adams

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Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins

Why is it always anarchist meme flags who shilling for big corporations and for disarming of ordinary people? Can't you be less obvious in your shilling attempts?

Connor Wright
Connor Wright

what's good for keanu is good for op

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

thats what im thinking all the time. its pretty obvious

Colton Stewart
Colton Stewart

You misunderstand. We're not against hollywood MERELY because they produce content. We're against them because they promote degenerate morality.

We're not against the MSM because they report the news, we're against them because they report LIES.

Secondly, I didn't say to buy a fucking movie ticket idiot; but you're nudging me in that direction

Luke James
Luke James

wtf I love Keanu now
Have a (((You))), OP

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Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

why was days gone rated so bad?

Caleb Barnes
Caleb Barnes

based neo

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

I duel wield 10mm's after watching Karate Kid 2, I didn't care for Karate Kid 1.

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Brayden Moore
Brayden Moore

Yes. Now you're getting it.

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

memeflags should not be able to create threads

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

And we love it you saged shill shit stain with a fucking whore for a mother.

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

Based Keanu thread?

Based Keanu thread.

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

the lack of selfawareness is painful

Kayden Myers
Kayden Myers

Proper gun handling and showing real guns is one of the best parts of these movies. They are great.

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

Op, Why do you think that you have a right to stop someone with the use of laws made by jews, from doing something like protecting themselves? Why faggot? Why?
Why do you think that you fuckin cringy bitch? You are a fuckin pathetic retard, explain your shit you shill pile of shit. Explain! You dont want me or anyone to be able to defend themselves. Why?? Why would you push this idea so hard? Why you do you blame guns and not realise its because of fucked up cock munchers like you the world is full of murderous cunts?

Josiah Gray
Josiah Gray

What is your definition of anarchism that allows for a government under anarchism to impose laws and regulations upon citizens?

I'm quite curious because that seems like an oxymoron to me.

David Baker
David Baker

If you leftist faggots had any brains, you would be for the Second Amendment. Having a populace that holds more guns than people is a great military advantage. If we weren't playing the leftist/globalist/neocon role of world policemen, we could do away with most of our military, and the fact that we have more guns in private hands here than all other militaries and police forces on earth, combined, means we don't need to worry about invasion. Of course, niggers like you have that shit all fucked up and backwards, as usual.

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

there is no weapon you can use to defend yourself fully against our militia
You dudes bulletproof? lmao

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Bentley Thompson
Bentley Thompson

Are you reading these replies out of a book?

Do you have anything to actually say? How about you make an actual point?
I think the real reason you're in pain is because your pebrain doesn't like being put in a position to generate real thoughts

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

white guy shoots ethnic stereotypes the movies

and you wonder why nobody likes you

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

So he's an objectively good person?

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

Even better. Since “his militia” is entirely imaginary, bullets pass tight through them.

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

Oh fuck. OP is a master of 4d chess.

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

Not a true anarchist. As you can see from his flag, it’s tainted with the red authoritarian streak of the socialist.

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

meme flag completely btfo by bong
You guys are pretty ok. Sometimes.

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

Fuck off fake Anarchist.

Real Anarchists want guns.

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

I never played it, but I think people were just bored of the formula. Plus everyone is sorta sick of zombies

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

daily reminder that you need a hobby

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

Traitorous filth. That’s what 9x18 Makarov was made for.

Jace Howard
Jace Howard

Can't really blame him for the art Jow Forums has chosen to use to represent it.

Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

So? I like guns

Easton Bell
Easton Bell

Come and take it, basedboy california cocksucker

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

....meanwhile, Hollywood’s anti-gun masterpiece “Miss Slonae” failed to earn back its production costs.

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

Keanu Reeves is the only actor I've ever witnessed that could actually pull off the shit he does in his movies.
He's single-handedly the only Hollywoodnigger/actor I respect besides Mel Gibson.

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

pro-gun
You don't like guns faggot? They're fucking great. They kill more niggers than heart disease.

Sebastian Davis
Sebastian Davis

Wasn't Karl marx pro-gun rights?

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

Wtf? Now I love the NRA.

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

I mean, it's a culture war. Isn't it good to have someone making guns popular among the youth?

Gavin Collins
Gavin Collins

lmao you're a big gay
you type like a fucking sperg
go take your comfort blanket and rock back and forth for awhile little nigger

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

This. Controlled opposition

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

Because OP is a faggot retard heeb

Daniel Powell
Daniel Powell

What's the best pro gun organization?

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

NRA shill is like the one shill I don’t mind

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

All Hollywood movies have gun propaganda, every single one of them.

Sebastian Moore
Sebastian Moore

Maybe its because the nanny government made a law no one wanted to ban gun commercials on tv

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Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

The NRA is a standoff organization. All the attacks are focused on them because they're the biggest, put your money in them and the GOA.

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

Hollywood
ban guns
not one more death
Muh school shootings

Also Hollywoood:
hey, Ira, you know what our script needs? Another gunfight. And maybe we need to have the protagonists friend die tragically 2/3rds way in from a drive-by
wtf? Schlomo?! This is a kid’s movie!
oh, ok, so twice the gunfights, and the protagonist needs to have a steamy sex scene with the black male lead

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

U N D E R R A T E D

Dylan Myers
Dylan Myers

And that’s a good thing

James Bailey
James Bailey

Based. Definitely gonna scoop it up now.

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

Imagine being so bad at being a fucking Leftist that your plan is literally to HELP big Capital disarm the proletariat.

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Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

Couldn't be more checked, you fucking faggots

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

It's like a game of who's shilling who only everyone was the jews all along.

Angel Rogers
Angel Rogers

Keanu reeves is a satanic priest in hollywood pauly shore got his mom mitzi to introduce him to some powerful figureheads and kaballah wizards now after years of training and careful manipulation on social media i think hes ready to be a new satanic mouthpiece akin to jim carrey and other whackjob satanists

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

the right to bear the DUB GUN shall not be infringed

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Bentley Ward
Bentley Ward

lol i sound crazy but its all true mitzi shore used to have an illegal abortion ring in the basement of the comedy store its a sex coven/ cult everyone fucks eachother why do you like owen benjamin always is like I LOVE NICK SWARDSON BUT HES GAY

something tells me mitzi told nick to ass rape owen every day until he liked it theyre fucked like that

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

This motherfucker is scary with a gun.
youtube.com/watch?v=_yk7K8-HnfI
I like.

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Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

What are you talking about?

You don't even know what a "nukular" material is, much less whether possession of it is considered "prohibited".

You obviously have no idea how many "nukular" materials you probably possess already.

Thank God that most people are overwhelmingly stupid, and those who aren't stupid generally have no interest in destroying everything.

The science is stunningly easy, the problems they faced in early development were mostly due to material handling and radiation shielding. With current consumer tech, and enough time; there really is nothing preventing someone from building one other than the risk of death by irradiation, and the sheer length of time it would take to separate the necessary materials in a small scale operation.

There's so much energy everywhere around us. Chemistry and Physics are incredibly scary subjects. There's nothing that's been made by humans that cannot be remade by other humans, this includes every weapon, every tool, everything that ever was... That's just the way it is.

But I'm sure it makes sense to cull the herd when enough people get too smart, eliminate the best and brightest so they can't break the mold for everyone else.

Do you want to know why guns are scary to the ruling class? It's not because they kill... It's because the shooter chooses who dies; it's the power to select a single target in a crowd that scares the hell out of those in power. Taking away guns won't stop killings, but it does take away the power of the individual to target. People die from fires, collisions, explosions, blunt force traumas, and a million other ways... But guns are more discriminate, and to a despot, they fear nothing more than guns in the hands of those who are being oppressed...

So fuck off, we're far beyond guns now. Guns aren't the problem here, the problem is the answer to the question itself... "Why do rulers fear guns?"

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

Didn't read much but I am ok with this. Everyone should receive a Kalashnikov from the state before their umbilical cord is cut.

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

fucking Juice all the time.

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Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen

Nah, maybe for Euros... Americans on the other hand should inherit a Barrett .50 when they turn 18. The women can inherit an AR-15.

I'm not a fan of stamped steel weapons. Sure they work, but where's the class?

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

Supports the people's right to self defense and their capacity for armed rebellion against the state.
Shill

Neck yourself commie.

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Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

I've heard others say GOA as well.
Spose I'll look into them.

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

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Adam Jones
Adam Jones

You should probably shut your cock holster.

I know you should, because you sound like a leftist faggot.

I also know how you like like a faggot, because I also.... Am a faggot.

Nathaniel Ward
Nathaniel Ward

muh NRA is rich and powerful meme

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Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

ok? cool.

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

if you let entertainment media influence you politically you're part of the problem. Hang yourself faggot.

Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

Checked

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

Anarchism is wearing black hoodies and throwing molotovs at cops.

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

people obsessed with "Juice"
That's us!

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Landon Bennett
Landon Bennett

Memeflag pushes Jow Forums to react: You need to regard Keanu Reeves as a right-wing hero. Why?

Pic related

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Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

k

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David Campbell
David Campbell

Y'all are keanu blind

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

How could an anarchist possibly support using the oppressive control of a government to prevent individuals from making, obtaining, and using any item? including guns.

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

Agreed, John Wick was the first movie I ever saw that had realistic handgun use.

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

also dated a tranny

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

What's the best pro gun organization?
Glock.

Matthew Robinson
Matthew Robinson

If you look here, kids, you can see a demonstration of Jewish neurotic hubris! Note how it speaks as if what is being said is automatically of the highest authority and the use of the memeflag that conflicts his words! It's a guaranteed tell, ladies and gents! Crikey!

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Owen King
Owen King

youtube.com/watch?v=51t2_o_H_Rw

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

Cuck kike dont fucking talk

Jaxson Gonzalez
Jaxson Gonzalez

Center Axis Relock ftw

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

propaganda
Foundational natural rights are inalienable and thus not propaganda.

Wyatt Davis
Wyatt Davis

Who cares? We like guns here, you stupid shill faggot. KYS.

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

Yeah, I've tried it, but it's not my thing. I think maybe in REALLY close quarters it could be beneficial. I just liked how he actually had to reload at realistic intervals. H-wood has lowered my standards that much. :)

Grayson Sullivan
Grayson Sullivan

"durrrrr, guns are bad"
"I am afraid of being responsible for myself"
"I love being the property of psycopathic (((elites)))"

Go be a faggot somewhere else, faggot.
Don't forget to sage, boys.

Andrew Reed
Andrew Reed

The day I never see ThIs MeThOd Of TyPiNg again will be the greatest day of my life

Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

Oh shut your spud loving mouth you fucking commie. Im getting real real sick of this politically correct bullshit from these neemish bullshitters who are spewing night and day. We devour and eat their words faster than my fat ass can eat a mcdouble. "oh Thats racist." "Thats racist" is fucking racist. Fucking turn it off. Enough with your media machine. Enough you beautiful commies. You asshats. you sand nipple. You suede cheese nuggets. You yellow marshlings. You green coated yellow teeth fake plastic nerf gun toting want to be SS cry baby hate monger what the FUCK was your mother thinking? Letting the nightly news or Whoopie Goldburg teach you growing up ya fucking despicable twatlings.

All of ya. White. Black . and yellow? wtf does that even mean?? and everyone in between eating it up faster than a gnarly roach eats a bitter papine...now go chew on that piece of cordage that you are. Satan's right hand covered in wet toilet paper. That's what you are. Now ill let you figure out who "you" are.

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

Why do you think that?

Cameron Myers
Cameron Myers

You don’t nostalgia for the days of eternal six shooters?

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

Holy Fuck these motherfuckers cry about a God Damn video game. Tell Africa to make one, and most of all America was founded by the English. My name is all over this Country, I never asked for it. I was born into it. I absolutely Hate what my Country has become. You don't want to see me mad

Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

You think Israel is mean. Wait

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

Oh, man. You lads are in for a treat:

youtu.be/5J5vQnxJf3w

Jace Murphy
Jace Murphy

Like a dipshit Jew junker without the c thinks hes special. Fuck the EU. Tell the Rothschild as well. It will burn

John Gomez
John Gomez

Yourself

Ayden Morgan
Ayden Morgan

do it. i joined and a year later constitutional carry passed in my state, which they played a part in. best RoI ever.

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

The pro-gun position doesn't need propaganda. It has facts, statistics, and reality on its side.

Colton Ortiz
Colton Ortiz

Damn............guess I got to preorder now.
Too bad we don't get to mow down a PRIDE Parade as well.
That would make it game of the fucking century,

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

You and a hundred million other people owning a rifle.

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Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

Even if that is true, and it's not, I don't care.

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

He puts the work in. Tons of people compete in 3 gun.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dlrNE2wdV0

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

Xamillion

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

I hope you didn't take the time to type that out yourself

Matthew Torres
Matthew Torres

Fuck off, tranny

Logan Perez
Logan Perez

rules for thee but not for me

I bet your a jew from a upper middle class to rich background.

Julian Foster
Julian Foster

It's a gang of niggers obsessed witb "juice", aka opium.

Ryan Foster
Ryan Foster

Based

William Baker
William Baker

95
Fuck zoomers.

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

Why do you like everything that is evil. You are dying, not living. Forgive your parents for messing you up, they literally couldnt help it

Bentley Williams
Bentley Williams

Thanks OP, I like him even more now

Grayson Wright
Grayson Wright

same, same.

Henry Watson
Henry Watson

A wire coat hanger and a couple 100rnd drums from behind a car would beg to differ.

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

I saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store in D.C yesterday.
I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
After paying for the Milky Ways he proceeded to leave the store and throw all of them in the garbage. Havent seen him since

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Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

Every time someone posts that I post the copypasta in pic related.

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Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

John Wick 1, 2, and 3 are literally the only good movies that have been produced in the past 5 years. Prove me wrong.

Brody Myers
Brody Myers

Why do ancoms act like their views are popular? Why do they act like a handful of rednecks couldn’t kill them all?

Grayson Reyes
Grayson Reyes

I love the John Wick movies but one of the biggest reasons I love them is because on the surface they are just brainless popcorn films, devoid of globohomo propaganda, but they also have a lot of depth to them.

One of the obvious core themes to the movies is how a society needs to have rules to function, and what happens when those rules get broken. The entire set of events is put into motion because John Wick accepted a deal from the head of the Russian Mob, he fulfilled his end of the bargain, and then they broke their end by re-entering his life. So because of that everyone ends up paying the price for their willingness to break the rules and not honor a negotiated agreement.

Elijah Bailey
Elijah Bailey

Old copypaste

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

it's extremely old but also funny every time

Nathaniel Richardson
Nathaniel Richardson

reminder

you fagot brainwashed liberal nazis warship and care about what actors think....

you are low iq idiots thinking about what actors think.

what a fucking waste you become

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Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

Agreed. The John Wick films will eventually replace Blackstone's Commentaries as the premier legal resource for students of trade law. Jury is still out with regard to tort law.

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

Why do anti-gun shills never seem to care that we just sold millions of dollars of weapons to saudi arabia, and their shithead representatives voted for it?

Anthony Adams
Anthony Adams

They are at war with you, user. There is no consistency in the left apart from their desire to destroy everything that is beautiful.

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Brody Torres
Brody Torres

liberal nazis

user, I...

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Isaac Long
Isaac Long

Meh, he's alright.

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

Based and redpilled.

Ethan Allen
Ethan Allen

KYS

Daniel Ortiz
Daniel Ortiz

What you gonna do big boy? That's right, nada

Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jeremiah Rodriguez

Checked, but no.
NRA are money hungry shills that would sign your gun rights away for the right price.

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

Guns are good

Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

Life member here and frequent contributor to the NRA-ILA, fuck you, the NRA is based.

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

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Wyatt Cruz
Wyatt Cruz

I've heard Gun Owners of America are a no compromise organization. Small though, so not much clout or money. People support the NRA because it's too big to fail.

Luke Cruz
Luke Cruz

Mad Max Fury Road is a good movie, even though Charlize Theron sucks as a person.

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

Keanu will help you slaughter black people
HOLY SHIT BASED

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

I’m still waiting for the issue? No?

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

He's got of respect from the gun community form the work he put's in.
Personally, I like him because he keeps his opinions to himself.

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

Op talk shit about the NRA but never talk shit about Keanu Reeves.

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Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

I got the image off google sorry it didn’t work.

Jace Williams
Jace Williams

OP is a massive REEEE'ing faggot

Adrian Gray
Adrian Gray

A well regulated Militia (The Military), being necessary to the security of a free State (understanding a nation needs a defense force), the right of the people to keep and bear Arms (That's every American), shall not be infringed. (Fuck you Liberal Commie Scumbags, you can't take guns away from the people)

Fuck you bitch and your fucking opinion!

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Camden Morales
Camden Morales

How can we hope to resist antifa? We're done for. Its over. Give up.

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Levi Lee
Levi Lee

KEANU REEVES IS AN NRA SHILL
AND THATS A GOOD THING

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Anthony King
Anthony King

Keanu Reeves did more good to the world than ALL marxists combined, much more if you include the pro-gun propaganda that's keeping the USA from going full commie.
"anarchist"
hates guns
Fuck off commintern shill.

SAGE

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Kayden Jenkins
Kayden Jenkins

just here waiting

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Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

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Grayson Martin
Grayson Martin

I believe you’re doing what Jesus called “throwing pearls before swine”.

He can’t understand anything besides labels. He’s like a woman on a diet that sees a can and because it has a pic of a vegetable on the front, she just throws it in the cart and doesn’t realize how many calories it is because she’s incapable of reading the nutritional facts or is just outright too lazy to.

Just leave him for the RWDS’s.

Brody Bailey
Brody Bailey

and then, one day, for no reason at all...

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

looks /comfy/ other than potential bears/wolves

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

Everytime i see grabbers or anti gunners post this kind of bullshit I buy a firearm or accessories

Isaiah Diaz
Isaiah Diaz

A comfy I will never know here. Consider yourselves lucky. Don't lose your rights.

Lincoln Gray
Lincoln Gray

Oh god...it's true. All those hot fame whores at Taran Tactical basically begging for his dick and he chooses a tranny.

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

I'm glad, more guns. Less immigrants.

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Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

found the fag who thinks movies are real

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Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

Those digits. I might even go watch his last movie now.

Camden Butler
Camden Butler

This commie clearly needs to read up what happened when Comrade Stalin decided to invade Finland. White Death confirmed kill count was over 200 with a rifle with a fucking iron sight and roughly the same amount with his sub machine gun.

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

pretty gay

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Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

Yes, I have swords too. And bows. And melee weapons. But it's the guns you want. Come take 'em.

Nathaniel Sanders
Nathaniel Sanders

The number of people in this thread who only know the capitalist myth that "anarchism" equates with "utter and complete chaos and wilding" rather than "no central governing body and leadership by free association" has only gone on to convince me of my thesis.

You are all absolute uneducated prepubescent morons.

Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

of course, what did you expect?
sound political discussion?

Hunter Thomas
Hunter Thomas

RACIST. He is bi-racial, he can shill whatever he wants.

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

He's doing weird CIA shit like Bill Murray. I don't trust it.

Jordan Nguyen
Jordan Nguyen

Jokes on y'all, the creator of cyberpunk 2020 is a black guy

Adam King
Adam King

Wait, so we shouldn't have guns...but the government you hate, should?
What a stupid fuck

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Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

OP confirmed not breathtaking.

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

Based keanu.

Julian Harris
Julian Harris

im an nra schil op you motherfucker.

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Matthew Parker
Matthew Parker

I knew I watched john wick last night for a reason

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

I saw Keanu Reeves at a gun shop in L.A. yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen glocks in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be sad and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the guns and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any magnetic infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each gun and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Keanu kept interrupting her by saying "Excellent!" really loudly.

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

is it ricocheting off the back of his skull? That is wonderful.

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

Keanu Reeves is nothing more than an NRA propagandist. Nearly every movie he's made since Johnny Mnemonic has contained no legitimate content beyond pro-gun propaganda.
you say this like its a bad thing

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Bentley Davis
Bentley Davis

OP have you ever considered that Keanu may be a "paid shill" .... but doesn't know it.

Or maybe he is so good at it that we think he doesn't know it.

...which is all very disarming.

Anyway blame Hollywood.. from top to bottom..

Well, maybe just those in the loop.

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

Constitutional Law is an eternal blood oath which can never be abrogated. Constitutional Law supersedes all law, including case law sand federal law. therefore all gun control laws are felonious and void, there enforcement a de facto war crime. war criminals do not have the right to due process. any legal scholar teaching differently has committed education malpractice and needs to be rehabilitated against their will or exterminated.

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

the other day that bitch Samuel Jackson was talking shit about guns and that we need gun control laws and at the same time was saying how he loves making movies where he is shooting things. If these Jewllywood types don't like guns, why they keep making movies glorifying guns?

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Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

Nobody here cares what a commie faggot says. You have no cognitive thought process. All you do is regurgitate what your socialist "god" (aka replacement daddy) demands.

Austin White
Austin White

Sage this shill thread.

Guns are good and important to defend from giberment and Niggers.

Owen Sullivan
Owen Sullivan

Daisy... its past your bed time. don't forget to turn the lights of in the memelab.

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

Lmfao
The worst part is you're probably serious because a true troll would have a hard time writing ALL of this and spending the time required to continue posting

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

why are so many newfags arguing with a memeflag kike?
oh we're they're all kikes too

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

black video game creator makes white supremacist propaganda video game
it's the little things in life

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Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

I wonder if "sunshine" knows that the sun kills niggers irl.

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Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

why would that bother us?

Ethan Evans
Ethan Evans

Make guns illegal except for police guns.

Then anyone with a gun in public is a criminal or a policeman.

Also negates the police shootings problem.. because cops feel safer.

Have 2 police forces.. 1 that police the city and another that takes calls from the public..

Police policing the police.

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

For you

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

It's true, I was the cash register.

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

They keep making movies because they need to keep showing how dangerous guns are. The site of so many dead bodies needs to be fresh in people's minds. Liberal Hollywood makes movies abouts guns as a subtle way of pushing their anti gun agenda.

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

did another subreddit come across this old shit? been seeing it posted on here for a few days now.

William Myers
William Myers

Imagine being this fucking retarded.

Liam Lee
Liam Lee

communist anarchist
wants to take your guns
anti NRA
all these replies

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Adam Green
Adam Green

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Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

ya na m8

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Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

Lol maybe just invent less lethal ammo for public circulation.

Then guns arnt illegal.

Had to solve 20 captcha to post.

Nicholas Scott
Nicholas Scott

Are you a sales rep.for S&W or do you just like shitty strikerfire weapons and cheap chinese steel?

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

Keanu is based

Daniel Nelson
Daniel Nelson

Kinder Joys aren't actually the things that yuros chimp out about us not being able to buy. Those were designed for markets where they can't sell the kinder surprise.

Jose Sanchez
Jose Sanchez

I'd like to also own a SIG and Glocks are illegal in my state

IMO people put too much of an emphasis on brand anyway

Try different weapons and own what feels right to you

Isaiah Hill
Isaiah Hill

As a euro I miss big red n watermelon chewing gum and jolly ranchers.

Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

Why on earth would you want less lethal ammo you brain dead chimp?

Blake Brown
Blake Brown

is he ded?

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

the idiot who thinks a society can work without rules, leaders, or commonality is calling other people prepubescent morons

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

Do they not sell those over there? There is no rhyme or reason to candy marketing. You can't buy original spree east of the mississippi in the US.

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

Matrix seemed fun, so are John Wick stories

Mason Rodriguez
Mason Rodriguez

How are the ones in Europe different? These have a toy inside but they're in a separate "chamber" inside the egg than the edible part

Elijah Wilson
Elijah Wilson

I dont want. We dont have guns here. There was a shooting near where I live and they put about 8 shots through the front door and car while everybody was sleeping.

We are on a different planet.

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

You and your limp wristed faggots are not prepared for gorilla warfare. No, I did not mean guerilla.

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

trying to convince people to not like Keanu fucking Reeves
He could rape and murder 10 woman and 5 infants tomorrow morning and he'd still be based and wholesome. Fuck you.

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

The kinder surprise has the toy inside the plastic shell which is inside the chocolate egg which is inside the packaging.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzbfO0c5Qs

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

Did you know that Kitkat is a Nestle product in every country except the US because Hershey forced Nestle into signing a perpetual license for US production and distribution rights, so we like to gawk at leaf Kitkat bars for being so different

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Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

Keanu Reeves is nothing more than an NRA propagandist

And?

Jack Gonzalez
Jack Gonzalez

Bitch I AM the militia
Every truck I’m in is a gun truck
Every room I’m in is a gun room
Step into my fade and your life is forfeit

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

random thot suddenly following behind him
Why?

Cooper Cox
Cooper Cox

I did not, but that is interesting.

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

Probably shot timer
That and they want his cock

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

She's holding the timer. It's sound activated and measures time between shots and total time.

Cameron Bell
Cameron Bell

He's fine, taking a nap

Christopher Rodriguez
Christopher Rodriguez

not being pro-gun
What are you, a homosexual?

Zachary Adams
Zachary Adams

Stupidest fuck here on Jow Forums folks

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Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

It's true I was the fly on the wall

Austin King
Austin King

Keanu tried to fuck me and I'm a straight dude

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

Technically every leftist movement from the beginning of time has ultimately helped usher in more monopolization.

Jeremiah Hill
Jeremiah Hill

Good.

Aiden Watson
Aiden Watson

I don’t give a shit what anyone says itt, but Johnny Mnemonic and The matrix are both good movies. Other then that Keanu’s had a mediocre career.

Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

Wait, what about Equilibrium?

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Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

I occasionally try to think of a leftist movement that hasn't resulted in the exact opposite of their claimed intentions.

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

a bloo
a bloo bloo bloo
Cry more, faggot.

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

And there you have it.

Nicholas Lopez
Nicholas Lopez

Terrifying.

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Liam Lee
Liam Lee

they've been that way for 125 years.
because he's a faggot
GOA, anything hardline pro-2A, CalGuns

James Sullivan
James Sullivan

Why did you post a picture of yourself?

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

I wouldn't mind a milled receiver AKM.

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

How are you an anarchist if you're pro gun control? You can't be both.

Daniel Diaz
Daniel Diaz

Daily reminder that a gun is mans ultimate equalizer.

Whats wrong with that? Any lawfull member of society should be able to have the right to defend themselves. I thought Anarchists were in support of individuals right to choose? But more often than not you guys end up getting shot because you provoke gun carriers into a fight.

Honestly anarchists are the biggest larpers out there. Pic related its every self described 'Anarchist'.

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Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

I hope you get killed in the next mass shooting

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

Imagine being this retarded

Brayden Bailey
Brayden Bailey

How will you impose gun control if I dissociate with all pro gun control people as I’m free to do

Landon Morris
Landon Morris

There's va county in Illinois that will make anyone who passed a basic background check a "reserve deputy sheriff." You don't get any pay,but legally, you become law enforcement and are issued a badge and Illinois law enforcement ID, allowing you to carry anywhere in the United States, including on airplanes. It's estimated half the adult population of the county is law enforcement.

Gabriel Walker
Gabriel Walker

It's probably Diana Huffsteadler from Taran Tactical running the timer.

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