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Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

Welcome to the Nightly News

Today's top story: Jow Forums janitor pees on his balls again, subsequently forgets the hotpockets in the microwave

And now we have breaking news....yes we are getting word of an imminent announcement, we go live to tuxedo pepe for details...

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youtube.com/watch?v=SBIlLtkyUYg
youtube.com/watch?v=eXkeE7AEoKw
youtube.com/watch?v=3sRpXvJ9Udo
vocaroo.com/i/s0368kVVjnwV

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

i think tuxedo pepe has been kidnapped

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

fuck you buckaroo come back when tuxedo

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

*sip*

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

THIS JUST IN

SNEED

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Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

Well, we're waiting fuckface

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

He cute

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

*ting ting ting*

*Ahem*

Thank you for your attention viewers, before we get into tonight's report I would just like to say

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES

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Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

Big titties reporting in.

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Landon Miller
Landon Miller

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Colton Turner
Colton Turner

Gib news

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Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

I'm trying to take a shit here, do you mind! Take your news somewhere else!

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Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

Sneed's Sneed and Sneed (Formerly Sneed)

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

I wonder what cats and dogs think about what human bathrooms smell like, considering they seem to be happy enough to drink toilet water. Well I guess cats also lick their own assholes and dogs eat their own shit, so maybe it just seems normal.

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

Why are these the most creative thing these days. KEK.

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Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

sneed

Luke Gray
Luke Gray

A wonderful newscast as always

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Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

I, for one, will try pissing on my balls in the shower tomorrow. I had not previously considered the possibility.

Lucas Ortiz
Lucas Ortiz

AND NOW THE WEATHER

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

thanks apu
latest headline tonight is
FUCK NIGgERS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK KIKES
now I will hand it over to wojak for the lateest in incel news

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Blake Ramirez
Blake Ramirez

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Jace Bell
Jace Bell

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Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

Kek

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

this whole thread is BASED

CHECKEM

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

What a wonderful thread.

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=SBIlLtkyUYg

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Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

Checkt. Kekekekekek is here.

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

I’m here live on location to report on how you too can earn money through Patreon by- OW! Ow. Ow. Ow. Mom stop! Ow. :’(

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Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

I fucking love you idiots. Inb4 shit eating janny shuts this down

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily

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Jeremiah Bailey
Jeremiah Bailey

Good song fren

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

And Now for Nigger segment.

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Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

more jannie classix

youtube.com/watch?v=eXkeE7AEoKw

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Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

I BE ALL LIKE YOU WHAT?
AND SHEWING BE ALL LIKE NIGGA, I AIN'T GOT TIME FO DAT
SO THEN I JUST SAY SHIEEET GIRL YOU BE CARRYING DESHWAN'S BABY I KNOW'S IT
*SNAP* *SNAP* *SNAP*
AND SHE JUST SUCK HER TEETH AT ME

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Gavin Reyes
Gavin Reyes

he's a janitor

on the internet

on an anime imageboard

he does it for free

he takes his "job" very seriously

he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life >he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack >he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl Chinese cartoons he still has to watch

he will never have a real job

he will never move out of his parent's house

he will never be at a healthy weight

he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket

he will never have a girlfriend

he will never have any friends

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Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

CNN BTFO again by the based Jow Forumsmews

Carson Price
Carson Price

I’m upset that this makes me laugh as much as it does

Hunter Martin
Hunter Martin

Trips of truth says: Baste and Janipilled

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Jaxson Gomez
Jaxson Gomez

Sn**d posters need to get FUCKING PERMABANNED

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William Foster
William Foster


That was great. Now back to you OP.

OP?

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

you cant stop us

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Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

S N E E D

N

E

E

D

Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

DEH!

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Owen Hernandez
Owen Hernandez

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Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

This is down comforter Pepe reporting from my bed. All is well. Many happenings, Epstein antarctic base, Fredo having a meltdown, elite pedo networks being exposed. 2020 will be even crazier and full of happenings! Hang in there frens. Over and out.

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Nicholas Myers
Nicholas Myers

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Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

the mod when he sees his minions not doing their job (for free)

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Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

youtube.com/watch?v=3sRpXvJ9Udo
Get the FULL REAL TRUTH now.

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

I like it

Christopher Hall
Christopher Hall

imagine if this bad boy gets to bump limit

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Benjamin Garcia
Benjamin Garcia

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Easton Hernandez
Easton Hernandez

*BEEP BEEP*
The evening traffic is s l o w
But then it's REAL FAST
But then it's s l o w again
over *krrk*

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Leo Rogers
Leo Rogers

I love you OP!

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

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Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

Stop making me want black women again I really hate you right now

Oliver Martinez
Oliver Martinez

Turdy Cat

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

APU! I LOVE YOU!
DO THE THING!
DO THE THING WITH YOUR HANDS!
MAKE THE FACE!
DO IT!

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

dont ask me how I know but jannie is heating up hot pockets instead of doing his job

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Jace Morris
Jace Morris

wait till you hit forty, it's just a matter of time from then on

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

Too late. I'm not sure what the mechanics would have to be. I just leave bath towels on the floor around the toilet so if it shoots to the side idgaf and just do them in the weekly laundry.

What kind of sadist invented bathroom mats anyway?

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

Trannie jannie is a kike nig.

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Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

go on...

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Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

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Evan Foster
Evan Foster

Checked

Robert Mitchell
Robert Mitchell

Well pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers!

Luke Price
Luke Price

Also

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Gabriel Rodriguez
Gabriel Rodriguez

Are the jannies on strike again?

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

and now for the weather...

What's the forecast,frens?

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

they are assblasted that SNEED liberated /tv/ from their control

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

80% chance of scattered happenings over the weekend.

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Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

SNEED gang never had any power.

Oliver Taylor
Oliver Taylor

The forecast is looking like a big middle finger up jannies ass.

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Adam Brown
Adam Brown

Quality OP

David Richardson
David Richardson

Quite based my good chap. Quite based

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Leo Baker
Leo Baker

janny please
youre so scared of sneedposters you wont even 12 minute ban em

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Owen Edwards
Owen Edwards

JANNY SUCH A FUCKIN HO
I LOVE IT

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

IM A SICK CHUCK I LIKE A QUICK FUCK

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Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

SNEED

Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

I’ve got a need... a need for sneed

Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

posting in a based thread

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Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

All smug pepes and apu frens welcome to dab on jannies

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Carson Morris
Carson Morris

IM A SICK CHUCK I LIKE A QUICK FUCK

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

Absolute topkek.
N checked.

Jaxon Stewart
Jaxon Stewart

MY NAME IS SNEED AND IM HERE TO FEED

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Owen Turner
Owen Turner

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Camden Jackson
Camden Jackson

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK POOS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK KIKES

AND MOST OF ALL..... FUCK JANNIES

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Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

THE JANNY IS A DORK
AN OBESE VIRGIN

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Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

Kekekek
And thennnn?

Noah Martinez
Noah Martinez

TONIGHT! on Unsolved SHIT we find out who gives a shit about janny...

UPDATE: Apparently no one gives a shit so fuck him!

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Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To have authority over someone on an autistic containment board
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His rolls are sweaty, wallet's thin, belly's heavy
There's sneedposts on page zero already, hot pockets ready
He's SNEETHING, but on the surface he looks fat and sweaty
He'll prune threads, but he keeps on forgetting
To scroll down, you open /tv/ and the sneedposts just don't slow down
He startin' to frown, but the tears just won't come out
Janny's chokin' now, anons all jokin' now
The ban's run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, teeth all got cavities
Oh, there goes janny, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't get cucked that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole life is a joke
It don't matter, he's broke, he's so sad, but he copes
He's so fracked and he knows, when he goes back to his mobile phone
That's when its back to that tab again yo, his whole fantasy
4plebs gonna capture this moment, he knows he's not fast enough
You better lose yourself in the sneedposts, the kino
You own it, you better never let 'em post
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to cull
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime...

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Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

Why poos

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Ryder Torres
Ryder Torres

Jannie, Jannie, Jannie, Janiiieeeeeeee
I’m begging of you please don’t take my thread
Jannie, Jannie, Jannie, Janiieeeeeeeeee
Please don’t delete it just because you can

Your power is beyond compare
You never leave that gaming chair
You’ve greasy skin and underpants stained green

My prior threads pruned or deleted
Here I sit sad and defeated
And I cannot compete with you
Jannie

I don’t think you ever sleep
And there’s nothing I can do to keep
From crying when you kill my thread
Jannie

And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my thread
But you don't know what it means to me
Jannie

Jannie, Jannie, Jannie, Janiiieeeeeeee
I’m begging of you please don’t take my thread
Jannie, Jannie, Jannie, Janiieeeeeeeeee
Please don’t delete it just because you can

You could have your choice of bans
But I could never post again
This is the only place for me
Jannie

I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Jannie

Jannie, Jannie, Jannie, Janiiieeeeeeee
I’m begging of you please don’t take my thread
Jannie, Jannie, Jannie, Janiieeeeeeeeee
Please don’t delete it just because you can
Jannie. Jannie.

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Ian Edwards
Ian Edwards

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MAY BE GRAPHIC TO SOME VIEWERS

And NOW, we enter in the DARK world of what Italians do to manlets, and why they won't learn! We'll take you to the isolated countryside of Super, where you'll get to see first hand why Italians aren't white.

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John Lewis
John Lewis

here to report on the milk situation

and the situation is we need more milk

that is all. back to you guys

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Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

An.. wait a minute, we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming. Take it away Fredo.

Well I got mad when I was called Fredo but I know Im Fredo soooo. Im Fredo now. Lol. Fredo Cuomo

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Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

WHO POSTS THE SNEED?
WE POST THE SNEED!
EDITIN SNEEDS AND POSTIN EM!

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Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

Absolutely based thread

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

There is a heavy downpour from all of the liberals tears from Trump's latest tweet and climate change is a hoax

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Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

Because they poo in loo. Anyway. Based religion. Clean your country finally.

No vegana for you. Don't ask.

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

FUCKING BASED AND JOLENEPILLED

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Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

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Camden Jackson
Camden Jackson

This is currently the best thread across all chans.

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

Somebody with superior shooping skills should redo that with
Let's do the needful boys

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

t. Chuck
You shouldn't have sold

Carter Flores
Carter Flores

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Mason Cook
Mason Cook

Jaaaaannniii333ssss

Luis Ross
Luis Ross

Egg hot.

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

based

Jason Rogers
Jason Rogers

106 replies and still hasn't been deleted by jannies

JANNIE TO AISLE 6, WE HAVE A CLEANUP FOR YOU ON AISLE 6

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Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

I must sleep now. give jannie a good butt poke for me.

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Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

I never really got Sneed posting. Is it a self parody of an inside joke? Just like a meme is supposed to be an inside joke? An inside joke inside an inside joke? Jokeception.

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Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

Curse you, Sneed! Curse you and your hobo shoes and German automobile!

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

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Joseph Miller
Joseph Miller

We're just fans of clever sign humor.

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

You sneedpost to piss of jannies, that's pretty much it.

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

I shit my pants, high on coke and drunk as fuck. God how bad can it get? Oh yeah, there are fat people who can't into mobility that get free money from the gooberment by the help of jews. FUCK!

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Kayden Allen
Kayden Allen

Stalwarts

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William Wilson
William Wilson

GET THE FUCK OUR GLOW NIGGER JANNY HATE THREADS AND TROLL THREADS ARE Jow Forums CULTURE

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

Jannies ganged up on me like a pack of niggers, can i get some help

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Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

THIS JUST IN:
PAPA GROYPER READS COMFY STORY.
TUNE IN AT 8 FOR OUR SEGMENT ON GASSING THE KIKES

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Andrew Wilson
Andrew Wilson

howdy

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Mason Williams
Mason Williams

I know I'm human. And if you were all these jannies, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This "janny" doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won.

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James Ortiz
James Ortiz

creating a thread as we speak

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

ITS RAINING POPCORN BACKWARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Noah Cook
Noah Cook

oy vey this is Ari Levi, they put me out in this storm, it's so cold and wet out here, but at least I have this trench coat my mommy got me
oh, what did I do to deserve this? the eye isn't set to hit shore until tomorrow but this is a category 5 gassing
oy, back to you i have to get out of here!

Brody Sullivan
Brody Sullivan

So we're in for gorgeous weather. Outstanding, gone fishin'

Levi Ward
Levi Ward

I just had an idea, isnt there technology to read a face to make pepe come to life. I would love to read news of pol. I had considered making a news station based on pol news, but the youtube shutmedown.

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Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

Should have armed yourself

Dylan Reed
Dylan Reed

with feed and seed

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Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

And that wraps up our tech minute! Don't forget to buy the latest iPhone, which is your gateway to buying a new one! Just enter http Apple3110003100313300 ALRIGHT!

Leo Williams
Leo Williams

This shit goes hard as fuck

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Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

WTF??? Why is this stickied

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Landon Powell
Landon Powell

And also piss everyone else.

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

Epstein was murdered

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

jannies dabbed on by a cute criminal

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Mason Garcia
Mason Garcia

JANNY ARE YOU OK? JANNY ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OK? JANNY ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OK? JANNY ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OK? JANNY ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK JANNY?
YOU'VE BEEN MEMED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED ON
BY A CUTE CRIMINIAL

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Noah Collins
Noah Collins

Faggot detected

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

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Daniel Gomez
Daniel Gomez

This game both intrigues and scares me. Idk y

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

And now for the crime segment. Chris Hansen has entrapped another innocent man, Vincent Ambrosio, also known as Big Tex. Please write your Congressman today to remind them that ephebophilia is NOT pedophilia. Vote to repeal the misandrist age of consent laws passed by toasty, post-wall feminists.

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Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

Hot off the press:
Moon Man ft. Jordan Peterson - Blow Them Away
vocaroo.com/i/s0368kVVjnwV

Nicholas Price
Nicholas Price

That's not poppiecorn porr tarded pepe

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

Wish there was some hot fresh Moon man beats coming out often again.

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