It's over Denmark! Just spotted off the coast of Greenland.
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
The weak shall fear the strong
Then I guess its time to hire some piss poor asian farmers
CRINGE
Whats the scoop? And why does Trump what greenland? What is going on!!!?? What is happening!!!!!!?
Free the shit out of those little green fuckers!!
LIBERATE THE PEOPLE OF GREENLAND
FUCK THE OPPRESIVE DANISH KINGDOM
AMERICA YES
>>>>/reddit/
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hi trump
I wonder what country Denmark is actually negotiating with on the sale of Greenland.
MANIFEST DESTINY
fuck america
China
The fact that this is a dumb joke aside,
WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE BUY GREENLAND
whats the fucking POINT
Wtf does reddit have to do with my comment??
Was that a reddit comment, and how would you know? Wtf is happening!!!?
What's happening?
Do Greenlandic women crave the BWC? Asking for a friend...
A Denmark just flew above my house.
Checked
That is what I'm wondering.
They've got a bunch of resources we could use and they're a nice spot for some military bases.
Over for America you mean? I guess 9000 Americans will die just in the first strafing run
Because we can faggot, MAGA
Israel
Maybe with a no interest loan from the US.
#FREEGREENLAND
Take your pills shizo
>What is going on!!!?? What is happening!!!!!!?
IT
only whites can survive up there for long periods of time..... maybe just ,maybe.........
Since they are your handler
That is one cute Apu.
Hence why it is full of escimoes
lol ok bargain basement Russia
Your puny dinghies are no match for our superior Maersk ships.
Go make me a burger you pathetic school shooter.
> handler
blackmailer
Post pics.
Ok ask president Kushner for some juju cum
Im ready are you boys
This.
Right, until the sea freezes and Denmark is rape-fucked by Swedes again
I'll make you a final offer, Denmark.
*waves one dollar bill*
Better accept before we do it for you :)
So that's the team that manages Katy Perry's dildos.
>dane cuck
Someone's got to do it.
Do you even have 75 cents?
Who moving to Nuuk here?
>Americans accusing others of going to Africa to get niggers
Projecting much? Also: no frozen seas in Africa
As long as they are not chinese, you'll be okay.
Greenland will run red with the blood of the dane...
Even Canada could conquer Denmark with our lesbian paramilitary and Sikh warriors.
Okay, thanks for your sacrifice I guess
Oh yes!
Do it!
of course they do, they are women on planet earth
America!
FUCK YEAH!
packing my guns and dragon dildos right now.
i actually have a boner over this.
do you think they will transport us to our new homeland via boat or will they fly us there?
also, will they be "cleaning out" the natives or will we be doing that ourselves?
we're using the freemasons rules for this right?
no women, no jews, no niggers?
no fucking trannies either, fucking gross.
oh, and no cats.
get in faggot, we're buying greenland!
Jamie Lannister actor married a half Greenlander Eskimo
Psst... hey you wanna buy some anti-ship cruise missiles on the cheap?
DJT!
Cats yes. Im not getting overrun by plague rats
Oh shit! Retreat!
So you all falling for that shit aren’t you? Oh well takes you away from the suicided pedo. You are just a bunch of sheep. Jow Forums is dead
there is literally nothing rest of the world could do if USA decided to invade Greenland and/or Canada
Nuke the Danes!
Bet they are going to kill white Europeans again so that they can be replaced by niggers, jews and muslim. Go Israe..I mean USA.
Americans cant into snow
Every 26,000 years the Earth goes through a pole shift, we are there now, soon enough Greenland will be green ,temperate and beautiful, just like the evidence of palm trees found recently in Antarctica, just sayin
That's the plan goyim, just let it happen we mutts only live to serve israel
most of America is covered in snow at least half of the year, the fuck are you on about?
BIG STICK POLICY INBOUND
MANIFEST DESTINY BOYS
Yes the Garden of Eden is frozen in Greenland.
Project Iceworm was really about finding it.
It had nothing at all to do with nuking Russia that was just the cover story.
And yet you travel to europe for cold winter training, but it was too cold and your fat stupid troops keeep dying, so you had to move them further south
Top kek
there are lots of bases in the south. not much snow down there.
They will get it soon.
Look Greenland, you see this? This is a star, but not any star. It is YOUR future state star that will be placed on the US flag welcoming Greenland into the US. You will be Americans, and you will be able to tell the EU to fuck off and wear cowboy hats, for real. Burgers are also really yummy too. All you have to do is join us. Don't worry about Denmark, we will give them California.
It's over.
All world powers right now are jockeying for access to the artic circle. As the ice continues to recede, it opens up the north west passage to shipping making it a valuable trade route. In 2009 was the first time in recorded history that showed the ice receded enough to allow shipping thru the area. The artic region is also known to house vast amounts of crude oil and natural gas. It currently isn't easily accessible, but as temperatures rise and the artic winters get warmer that will change. USA, Russia, and the Commonwealth, under the guise of Canada are probably the biggest players in the artic theater.
>no cats
>travel to europe for cold weather training
what is alaska, brainlet.
Very diverse image
The Royal Navy shall defend her ally Denmark from the mutt menace
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
He who controls the North Pole controls the world's supply of candy canes.
but honestly I don't know where you are on a map
No one is ever going to seriously support this. I know it’s essentially gives us Canada, because we would have them land locked on all sides. But no one cares about Canada or Greenland.
> "Bip bip Stodder !"
Consider the military advantage of owning a huge island at the top of the world with a literal fuckton of military bases and warheads.
No one is building you retards a white ethostate, they are building a jump-off point for the impending WW3 that's coming.
inb4
>impending
>that's coming
>retards
Time to die, Danes.
Absolute cringe
>Seems to have forgotten time one Swedish submarine sunk a full US naval fleet in training.
Fucking criiiiinge!
you didn't. If taking about War of Independence then France (navy) and Germany (mercenaries) helped you, remember?! If it went for India being more profitable then the Brits would have decimated you!
FACT
We even sacked the Whitehouse for shits-n-giggles!
>protecting our borders
Red Castle. Green Castle.
Do you want round 2?
Face east and unroll your rug. Time to pray, Mohammed.
You’d have to ask the jews. That’s who will sell it.