Brit/pol/ - Ya Soshla S Uma Edition

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

Teenager dies from Byron Burger due to Diary Allergy
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-49688459

David Cameron: Johnson and Gove behaved 'appallingly'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49690618

Tommy Robinson released from prison ‘looking a mess’
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/tommy-robinson-prison-released-belmarsh-beard-court-jail-a9103781.html

Johnson is sure he would win an election. A closer look at the polls says otherwise
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/sep/13/boris-johnson-win-general-election-polls-say-otherwise

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twitter.com/timmyuk?lang=en
youtu.be/-nBflqmcdPc
youtube.com/watch?v=Qr6NOsluHYg
jowforums.com/thread/226517283/politics
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Lincoln Gomez
Lincoln Gomez

really this time above 6 and im gone.

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James Fisher
James Fisher

Why are you still so mad that I drifted a 1.6 mx5 all the way round junction 43 of the m6 15 years ago?

Oliver Taylor
Oliver Taylor

post a picture/??

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

We should meet up one day Pube

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

why do you do it? why do you all larp and go to these lengths?

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

i've done the triple on nadiya

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Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

but i've posted pictures and webms???

totally x

William Bennett
William Bennett

its got to the point now that i wouldnt even share any ideas here anymore because its all just honeypotted controlled opposition ran into the ground.

Jeremiah Davis
Jeremiah Davis

but i've just doxxed myself???

Henry Turner
Henry Turner

Post webms if your beamer

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

Even though he's a zionist, I enjoy Tommy.
And those girls are amazing

Ethan Cooper
Ethan Cooper

mate that could be any cunts blog. youre probably larping like everything you do. youre not a person to inspire trust in the things you say.

Kevin Barnes
Kevin Barnes

how come you can't prove a single picture of webm of mines is fake then u retard???

i've proved everything i've said

now you post a picture incel

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Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

or***

Cooper Roberts
Cooper Roberts

Because sexual liberation is a form on political control, they think they are free pursing their desire but really it’s being handed to them by the government.
What do you mean? sexual liberation sounds more like a freedom thing if anything. Governments and Religious sectors sounds like the types to repress sexuality for control reasons

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

i win

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

thats because you operate on basic bitch level thinking. true modern thinking is both anti liberal and atheistic.

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

but after drinking żołądkowa i get nervous???

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

sexual liberation is based and if you disagree you're a virgin

simple as

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

why arent you at a party on a friday night?

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

What do you mean? sexual liberation sounds more like a freedom thing if anything.
Because it’s the illusion of freedom. If you’re given permission by the government to be a sexual degenerate you’re not pursuing that it’s been used as a tool by the government for control.

Justin Carter
Justin Carter

because everyone fucking hates me so im drinking tescos imperial and im scratching a dope itch that i cant quite scratch with plans of going drink driving later on???

Noah Phillips
Noah Phillips

my plan was to pass out for atleast an hour then go driving but i cant seem to pass out???

Samuel Cook
Samuel Cook

Suace on them.

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

newfag

Adam Kelly
Adam Kelly

The one with the black hair is the attractive one, but she is also the dumb one, I'd totally peg her asshole.

Easton Edwards
Easton Edwards

too bad no woman would have sex with you incel

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

Yeah, doesn't matter, I'm going to blow my brains out as soon as I can.

Parker Ward
Parker Ward

by the time i pass out it'll probably be morning and the drive will be shite with sunday driver traffic fuck me

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

same t b h

Kayden Bell
Kayden Bell

Teenager dies from Byron Burger due to Diary Allergy
imagine dying to milk

John Bailey
John Bailey

Just dropping by the remind you that pommies are soft cunts and brits should get out of EU and Ireland. Sup cunts.

Justin Thomas
Justin Thomas

eat some jaffa cakes m8

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Angel Mitchell
Angel Mitchell

Are you guys really leaving on Oct 31st ?

Brody Howard
Brody Howard

fucking hell you guys are melodramatic. im so glad im smoking this og kush all comfy not worrying about life like poortherners and scots.

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

how does two young adults fucking in a farms barn gain more power to the state?

Joshua Jones
Joshua Jones

fuck off malchik gei

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

All the things she said,All the things she said, All the things she said,running trought my head nananananananananana i remember that i was hearing that song when i lost my virginity in highschool i didnt knew the song was from a fake russian lesbo duo until i was like 23,but that song get me nice memories.

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Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

cadbury's is ours

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

but im blasting speedballs, good pussy and driving fast cars and you envy this scot???

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Oliver Richardson
Oliver Richardson

whoa another aussie fuckwit who thinks chinese people are invisible.

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

you wish malchik gei

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

Things are too fucked to get better.

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

Mondelēz International, Inc. (/ˌmoʊndəˈliːz/),[3] is an American multinational confectionery, food, and beverage company based in Illinois which employs approximately 83,000 individuals around the world.

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

have you tried listening to tatu in russian???

Nolan Kelly
Nolan Kelly

malchik gei

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

the fuck are you talking about? people dont do that shit anymore they whore themselves out for cocaine and champagne and devalue their souls. shameless society begats shame its basic logic.

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

they whore themselves out for cocaine and champagne
literally me

Ayden Moore
Ayden Moore

No i just want more

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

listen to preusse. tatu in russian is based. ave a line you virgin. dont feel bad about being the canary in the coalmine. your suffering now will ultimately save the whole squad.

Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

fuck off malchik gei

James Ward
James Ward

based

Gabriel Morales
Gabriel Morales

yeah we have bben through this. youre an emotional mangirl lil peep fanboy.

Chase Allen
Chase Allen

Diary allergy
me boy jus wonned ta keep track o hes cooms is all

Owen Anderson
Owen Anderson

im a powerful but fair and kind god

think about it i could've kept tatu in russian to myself but i shared it with you all

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

but i can make you rich???

Christopher King
Christopher King

party
stand around and drink

yeah, i don't see the appeal desu

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

you ever been thrown out by a bouncer?

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Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

ya soshla s uma???

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

if you have done only one good thing, its this. you cant name a more iconic duo than tatu. hearing the song in its authentic russian language performed live is a pop art spectacle unrivaled anywhere in the urals nor orient.

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with you has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

Nathaniel James
Nathaniel James

Whats that?

Jaxson Edwards
Jaxson Edwards

malchik gei

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block you out
Want to fly to a place where it's just you and me
Nobody else so we can be free

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

sorry but i cant do this anymore i have to not be a nerd

Nolan Foster
Nolan Foster

you'll always be a nerd and a virgin

but my nerd virgin xxx

Nicholas Moore
Nicholas Moore

Morning bongs how's the clouds

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Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

This stuff is wierd. So they're a girl band?

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

time to make this super gay and put some avril lavigne on

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

Hahaha noguns!
On a more serious note, it takes alot of courage to go through with it. As bad as things are, I can't muster it.

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

I would love for her to sit on my face so I can tongue punch her fart box.

John Reed
John Reed

same t b h

Liam Carter
Liam Carter

Go on home, British soldiers, go on home
Have ye got no fuckin homes of yer own?

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

I can't smoke the devils lettuce anymore because I took a career path that drug tests. Unfortunately I cant get a job in said field so yeah thats that I guess.

Im sure id have a better outlook on life if I could light up every so often.

Ryan Reed
Ryan Reed

but i do heroin???

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Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

go shoot a gun at some tincans you yankoid. go to walmart right now. RIGNT NOW. and post pics for lulz.

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

England For The English إنجلترا للإنجليزية Free london لندن الحرة The Revolutionary War of 1775-83 الحرب الثورية لل The Boston Massacre مذبحة بوسطن The Gunpowder Plot مؤامرة البارود Winnie the Pooh ويني ذا بو

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

i cant be arsed

Nicholas Nguyen
Nicholas Nguyen

Same
Isn't getting a gun impossible in Britain though?

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

bUt I dO hErOiN???

That's what you sound like

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

speedballs
envy
Keep telling yourself that fool, I'v seen this over and over, nobody comes back from that, enjoy your future job sucking cocks.

Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

Like, in my heart I want to live, actually LIVE, but my mind knows that this is the end of the line. My life isnt going anywhere. Hope is an illusion.

Whats the topic of this thread even? Britain? You guys make a great breakfaat I guess.
I did too for a bit, along with cocaine and junk. Except mine was white. It was fun and all but after a while I had a hard time pissing. Had no choice but to stop.

Literally wat? I cant shoot my guns rn cause I live in an urban area. I wish I could. Also why would I go to walmart? Granted I need to do some groceries but Im its full of blacks at this hour and to be quite honest.. well.. my stomach is hurting. I dont want to shart.

Daniel Phillips
Daniel Phillips

yeah but i still slam speedballs and good pussy while you virgins envy me

Christian King
Christian King

Post the pussy? I want to see how envious I should be.

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

envy me
becoming a drug addict is difficult

Ouch.

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

Dead ting

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John Campbell
John Campbell

thought so you seething incels

Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

Keep telling yourself that, because the moment you don't believe it then you are in hell and like I said I've never seen anybody come back. Sianara fuck face.

Hudson King
Hudson King

tldr you envious virgin

Luis Johnson
Luis Johnson

Fuck Lena was hot

Evan Sanders
Evan Sanders

hurtful!
I dont know why girls dont talk to me. Im the perfect guy. The supreme gentleman. Theyd rather give all their attention to those brutes :'(

Gavin Martinez
Gavin Martinez

Why are English women so ugly? If it weren't for Irish and Scottish women, the UK's birthrates would be in the negatives because English women are so unfuckable.

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

I remember those hoes!
youtube.com/watch?v=-nBflqmcdPc

Anthony Anderson
Anthony Anderson

idk mane. I mean, Belle Delphine is English. Shes stunning. My favorite cam girls are english.
Problem with them overall is probably their diet. They're all fat slobs. Probably all the fried food.

Charles Butler
Charles Butler

hey lads just your friendly burger here ready to brap and shart

Adrian Wilson
Adrian Wilson

Greetings fellow mutt. These Brits sure are a strange bunch.
Speaking of sharting... say, what gives you the nastiest sharts? Im gonna have to say KFC for me.

Blake Anderson
Blake Anderson

belle delphine’s a south african mixed race jew

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

Thats a mighty bold claim. Whats your evidence? Jealousy doesn't count.

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Kayden Phillips
Kayden Phillips

Whats the story Bong bro's?

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Adrian Long
Adrian Long

looks like i only needed drunken pot noodles for the soul

Ian Barnes
Ian Barnes

how's the clouds
kek

Liam Price
Liam Price

Can't believe someone remembers this shit

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

Kelly Brook.You forgot Kelly Brook.

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

What is it? Grange hill?

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

drinking turns my asshole into a river of misery

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

when they coming back with the fucking mcrib I could eat three of those right now

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

Why dont you just go to 'Chucky Cheese' or 'Jack In The Box'

Matthew James
Matthew James

Or 'Jimmy John's'?

Ian Brooks
Ian Brooks

Really? Never heard of that before. Strange.

Tyler Lee
Tyler Lee

I think its code. You have to read between the lines.

Mason Adams
Mason Adams

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Colton Martin
Colton Martin

First for British Conservatism

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Noah Moore
Noah Moore

Seething Independent journalist

Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

top zoz

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

most people here are ugly

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

boards.4channel.org/o/thread/21354098#top

boards.4channel.org/o/thread/21354098#top

boards.4channel.org/o/thread/21354098#top

Samuel Reyes
Samuel Reyes

What a shame

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Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

Hopefully she'll O.D after the grief gets on top of her, but blacks dont end themselves, do they?

James Reyes
James Reyes

Such a pansy-ass government. Political correctness is poison & it needs to be eradicated from our society.

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

Kind of funny how the UK ban guns, & yet they still can't get rid of their crime. Of course, thats what you get when you allow nigger refugees into your homeland

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

wheres me coke bois at

Mason Gomez
Mason Gomez

Oh shit, Milo is here lol

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

She should have raised her sons to be better men.

Easton Martin
Easton Martin

fuck remainers

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

that sucks

Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

politics
Boring

Evan Sanders
Evan Sanders

I don't know desu mate, I'm in the USA now.

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Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

THIS. As a true Englishman, and someone who has fought relentlessly against remainers for 3 years and lost all my friends; fuck remainers.
Also if you aren't a 2A absolutist, you are a leftcuck.

Ethan Moore
Ethan Moore

What’s a leftcuck?

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

A leftist/liberal, and therefore a cuck.

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Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

Re listening to some old Tim, takes on a new kind of beauty when you hear the sorrow in his voice knowing whats happened now.

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Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

You didn’t answer my question, you just provided more buzzwords without explanation?

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

I want to feel sorry for victims of London stabbings but you always discover that they're drug dealers or neck deep in gang crime.

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Blake Hughes
Blake Hughes

Actually, I did. I don't know how to define leftcuck any more specifically than I already have.

Anthony Roberts
Anthony Roberts

You say they’re liberals, yet you also say they support the EU which is famous for its over regulation? What do you mean by that?

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

Had one too many beers last night and started telling my friends about how much I admired Dominic Cummings as a political operator

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

implying that self-confessed liberals don't support the EU.
inb4 not muh real libs

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Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

So everyone thought you were a boring cunt? Okay? What’s changed?

Adrian Williams
Adrian Williams

Why would a liberal support a regulating body?

Charles Lopez
Charles Lopez

I don't know, why don't you ask one?
You know what Pilpul is?

Juan Clark
Juan Clark

What changed is they used to think that I was relatively interesting and now they probably don't

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

You seem to not know a lot...

Leo Perry
Leo Perry

Fuck off, smackhead. Go die of a Heroin overdose on your council estate. You're acting as if leftists don't love the EU, and even more insultingly; you're pretending like a leftcuck saying that they're not a commie, but a liberal - is a real thing. Fuck you and your toothless pilpul, you enormous faggot.

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Landon Bell
Landon Bell

Why are you arguing against things I didn’t say? All I asked was for you to explain the terminology you’re using on an almost obsessive basis, and you were unable to do so. Which has lead me to conclude that you’re a completely and utterly spasticated retard

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

mentioned leftucks once
obsessive basis
Fuck off, you fucking nonce.

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Thomas Hernandez
Thomas Hernandez

You’ve mentioned it repeatedly, despite not know what it means

Hunter Lee
Hunter Lee

tfw no greasy daddy issues alt gf

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

Nonce

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

youtube.com/watch?v=gxLKrLqXGoM

Justin Price
Justin Price

just been on the bus first time lads

Anthony Bailey
Anthony Bailey

it's handed to them by the goverment becuase the welfare state and the NHS pay for the consquences like pregnancy and STDs

Christian Adams
Christian Adams

Did you keep pressing the button to let the driver know he's doing a good job?

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Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

Did you see Nigel Farage?

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

Great Britain would be a cultural and literal wasteland if it wasnt for the migration of our commonwealth friends

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Luke Rogers
Luke Rogers

just had a poo that only that only needed one wipe

Juan Howard
Juan Howard

Heard someone the other day talking about doing a dna test to find out where they’re from, and they were disappointed that they had nothing interesting because they were 100% British.

Wyatt Davis
Wyatt Davis

In other words you just had a shit and didn't wipe properly

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

why do you envy me sat here in my own faeces?

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

Fuck all you assholes that stole my joke.
Which of you jerked off to that music video early on a rainy morning, watching VH1 or the original MTV?

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Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

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Adrian Scott
Adrian Scott

too scared to press the button tbf, just walked up when my stop was coming

Easton Lopez
Easton Lopez

Are those the girls from Tatu?

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

You clearly do though

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

Did you see Nigel Farage or not you ignorant cunt

Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

At least all went well

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Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

no, it was just me on the bus.

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

Look im not gay, so please stop coming onto me. OK

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

what a shit thread. you're all a bunch of poofs

Jacob Allen
Jacob Allen

wanna seeerr that t'm'feerce merrt??

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Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

(You) and Corbyn sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage

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Kayden Russell
Kayden Russell

Why do I want to be in a teen lesbian romance on a rainy but hot day in short mini skirts so bad after watching that song?
is Russian teen poon sweet?
will I ever taste the lips of a teen lesbian?
are all Russian beautiful teen girls lesbians?

Our mind is all confuss now

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Xavier Johnson
Xavier Johnson

yes lad. come here and i'll curl a big shit into your gob, you poof

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

Yeah well I was on the bus the other day and guess who gets on its Nigel Farage and he had clearly been drinking and stunk of bad ale fags and piss and there were these two old ladies at the front of the bus when Nigel Farage got on the bus and they were speaking but they werent speaking English and Nigel Farage heard them and Nigel Farage got up and started shouting at them and Nigel Farage shouted WE VOTED BREXIT YOURE IN ENGLAND SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH OR FUCK OFF HOME and one of the ladies stood up really calm and looked Nigel Farage in his face and said dear were in wales and were speaking welsh and Nigel Farage went all red and Nigel Farage got off at the next stop and it wasn’t even Nigel Farages stop and thats why bollocks to Brexit oka

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

Wales is a province of England.

Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

fingernails, is back

Elijah Rivera
Elijah Rivera

Scots are massively over represented in politics and the media. We need to cull 90% of them immediately.

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

England is a province of Pakistan & India

Noah Green
Noah Green

I'M the bigger drugged up degenerate
NO I'M the bigger drugged up degenerate

Immense coping skills

Aiden Harris
Aiden Harris

They're not refugees though, our government invited them here. Some of older generation actually miss being back in the west indies they came here thinking it was paved with gold until they got of the boat and saw white men working as street sweepers, that's when the reality hit.

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

decapitation and disembowelment are completely normal

personally i think we aren't taking enough. we need no less than 15 million young male african immigrants every year, shipped directly to the quietest villages of devon.

William Cooper
William Cooper

send kashmiri gf

Luis Long
Luis Long

No matter how much skin whitening cream she rubs on herself, she will never be white

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

you are an Indian brit desi desi though
abhi nandan

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William Baker
William Baker

im white

why do all paki women have this same smell . it's no BO its something different

Daniel Cox
Daniel Cox

Fabulous story

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

Fucking this

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

Why do you envy his disgusting fingernails

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

It’s true mate

Grayson White
Grayson White

Has this been posted on Twitter yet lol

Isaiah Smith
Isaiah Smith

their hair smells like the inside of a hot plug socket, like coils of warm copper and plastic.

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

David Cameron: Johnson and Gove behaved 'appallingly'

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Grayson Fisher
Grayson Fisher

must be all the fekin spices in the curries
how do I know
explain the smell of the said shitskins Albino todger and I'll bite

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

twitter.com/timmyuk?lang=en
Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!
Based.
Timmy is never coming back.

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

It smells like they dont wash just rub themselves with cinnamon

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

Why do you envy David Cameron's swine loving lifestyle

Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

Selling a book. Publicity is all, cash in his pocket.

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

Some lads just gone skitz and kicked shit out of a wall, nurses have him pinned down in the hall lol

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

based. wish i could hear his pathetic screams

Landon Adams
Landon Adams

i fucking hate the guy who reported him to the police

Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

I’ll try and get a picture of the wall, but I think the cunts are taping cardboard over it right now

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

Did he try and escape like Sarah connor in terminator 2

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

What do you mean would be?

Jacob Scott
Jacob Scott

you mean, like a woman?

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

Are you a rapper?

Juan Ross
Juan Ross

Spent £950 to upgrade my phone early on Thursday. The EE woman on the phone asked me to confirm three times that's what I wanted to do. I said yes and that I do it every year or so. "great if you have the money" she says. I simply cackle down the phone. I made the call from my office, wearing my Armani collection suit and checking the time on my submariner. Oh that poor pitiful EE sales woman, probably on £7 an hour. I left her a poor rating as she didn't praise my wealth enough on the phone.

The new device arrived yesterday. Got to go now lads. Missus wants to go to Bicester village again. Will probably be getting her some Chanel bags.

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Hudson Thompson
Hudson Thompson

if he is, he's stuck in the late 80s with his metre

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

Do people actually speak Welsh in public? I thought it was a meme language.

Justin Thompson
Justin Thompson

fucking hot

youtu.be/-nBflqmcdPc

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

just realised an off-the-rack armani suit still costs less than my custom tailoured ones. lmao

Isaac Roberts
Isaac Roberts

don't doubt that. Off the rack Armani collection is about a grand, tailored are always more than that.

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

Typical Scot has to take drugs because his home is such a hell hole how many benzos will you have with your your breakfast tomorrow fagot

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

Nah mate I main Kano
Nah, just stated kicking a wall. One of the other patients said he’s off his meds

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

theres a place run by some kind of chink near me that does cheap tailored suits

Sebastian Price
Sebastian Price

makes sense if you go to Vietnam they can tailor you up for like 50 quid. material is obviously shite though

Levi Hernandez
Levi Hernandez

recently had a 3-piece tweed suit made for £1200
looking through their swatch books, they have some other fabrics that are almost £2000 for a 3-piece.
i just love choosing every feature, from the fabric, to the lining, stitching, buttons etc and having it fit me perfectly.

Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

kek

Aaron Nguyen
Aaron Nguyen

... and divorce and repeat three times.

Also do a nog on the side, and at one point surprise your tame nog in bed by showing her off to all your horrible commie mates.

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Austin Jackson
Austin Jackson

HURR DURR I FINK IM CLEVA CUZ I WOTCHED DAT TOP GEER
Fuck off

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

Cringe and LARPpilled

Carter Morgan
Carter Morgan

tailored just means they are fitted to you, not made for you. you can get a £5 jacket from a charity shop and have it tailored for £20
bespoke is when it's made from scratch just for you, and tailored to fit.

Ayden Johnson
Ayden Johnson

don't have time for that shit, need to WORK. How else can my boss afford his yacht holiday this year?

ive literally been to vietnam, don't have time to watch top gear.

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Aiden Richardson
Aiden Richardson

Except u havnt tho m8

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

i bet you fold clothes at primark you larpcel

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

That explains the SNP. They are insane.

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

i miss old top gear
it started to go down hill around the india special

Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

vietnam

Was it like in the movies?

Julian Wilson
Julian Wilson

Yes

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

R8 my foldin m8

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Xavier Taylor
Xavier Taylor

you don't have to sit in the tailors the whole time he is making the suit lad. you just go there to tell him what you want. it's like seeing a doctor, only one that actually makes you feel good.

Josiah Russell
Josiah Russell

based and regimentalpilled

Christopher Martinez
Christopher Martinez

all my clothes come from sports direct, primark or sainsburys and you evny me

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

Those shirts look like a giant liquorice allsort. Also white socks, you fucking fag.

Caleb Morgan
Caleb Morgan

That wouldn’t pass inspection to be honest, and neither would my shit state bed block. I’m just LARPing anyway do w/e, it impresses the cleaners

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Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

I have worked in retail when I was in University. The miserable experience is what pushed me to get pull MYSELF UP BY MY BOOTSRAPS

I am a walker. I like to walk. From Hanoi I treaded north from village to village. Not a nonce, just enjoy food and for a tenner a day you are living in luxury. The fruit there tastes amazing. I was welcomed like a war hero in every village. This went on for several days. However I came to one village and everyone started making gestures to shoo me away. I still approached. They seemed hostile and angry. One younger man came out and shouted at me "YOU IN CHINA".

oh really. I am nouveau riche, mostly due to my wife & being the first in my family to get an education. My wife is always berating me as for things like you just said, I do not have a clue.

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Andrew Cox
Andrew Cox

nothing wrong with cheap every day clothes lad. i went into a jeans shop yesterday and tried on some plain black Diesel jeans and the guy said they were £120, and i just laughed and left.

Austin Stewart
Austin Stewart

On Holiday in Cambodia?
youtube.com/watch?v=Qr6NOsluHYg

Nicholas Bailey
Nicholas Bailey

This is a sad fucking thread

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

very nice

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

Why? Because you don’t know how to fold jumpers to Primark standards?

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

my clothes are all on a rail

Jaxon Davis
Jaxon Davis

t-shirts socks and underwear on a rail
Cringe

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

No, sad as in depressing.

Levi Miller
Levi Miller

There's always some larping cunts around to Jew up the thread

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

Did chefs at camp bastion get inspected?

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

i don't wear many t-shirts, and my socks and underwear just get stuffed in a drawer.

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

go out and get yourself a tailored suit

Kevin Myers
Kevin Myers

Dunno, I imagine they probably did for hygiene and shit.

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

cleaners
Yeah can just imagine them telling their family over tea

an theres this one fookin mental case, eez a propeh fat cunt reet, but ee cant half fold is sheets. Reet fookin sad it is. Aye ya bastids.

Hudson Foster
Hudson Foster

Why do you envy me or being locked in a mental ward

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

when are they letting you out? you've been in there a while now lad.

Julian Cooper
Julian Cooper

Considering half these loons shit the bed and the other half are just pure grot bags, I think they are quite relieved when they see my room. I haven’t even pissed in the sink

Mason Clark
Mason Clark

They say “maybe” next week. Don’t want to leave seeing as my wages are £800 less than usual and my rl is fucked

Chase Murphy
Chase Murphy

I am a walker. I like to walk. From Hanoi I treaded north from village to village. Not a nonce, just enjoy food and for a tenner a day you are living in luxury.

It would be more convincing if you told us about going up river to find Colonel Kurtz.

Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

My wife organises my underwear into LITTLE BOXES

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Colton Phillips
Colton Phillips

One younger man came out and shouted at me "YOU IN CHINA".
larp desu kid

Ian Perry
Ian Perry

100% British

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Leo Smith
Leo Smith

socks aren’t arranged into smiley faces

Get your wife (mum) sacked

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Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

Ya Soshla S Uma Edition
based

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

Holy shit user
Thats quite a pair

Luke Gray
Luke Gray

Literally do they not know what will happen if they get independence? They'll have to pay for their smack heads with their own tax money

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

nonce
nonce

James Stewart
James Stewart

Kek

Id never set foot in a nation where child brothels are tolerated
Barbarians

Cooper Cook
Cooper Cook

Sorry to hear that lad. rl is hard, but you'll just rot away in that cell.

Anthony Phillips
Anthony Phillips

i fucking hate british people. everyone tries to be funny all the time

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

I’m getting shredded m8 and getting mad tinder heat

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

Well take a good look because thats your futuRe.. lol.. I once pissed in a hotel kettle cos i couldnt be arsed to figure out how to turn the bathroom light on.

John Kelly
John Kelly

Oh I’m not above pissing in sinks m8, im just LARPing as better than everyone else so trying to stay civilised

Owen Myers
Owen Myers

I'd be surprised if they could hold you back, you big fat cunt.

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Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

what's wrong with pissing in sinks? i do it everywhere, I'm tall and it's just easier. You just run the tap a while

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

Id never set foot in a nation where child brothels are tolerated
says the american

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

Trick is to get the stream straight down the plughole, no splashback.

Justin Foster
Justin Foster

alright cbf to wait another hour just for this thread to move on lol

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

i'm skeptical about the latter

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

bump

Levi Collins
Levi Collins

NEW
jowforums.com/thread/226517283/politics

Logan Ramirez
Logan Ramirez

new incoming

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

jowforums.com/thread/226517173/politics
jowforums.com/thread/226517173/politics
jowforums.com/thread/226517173/politics

Zachary Myers
Zachary Myers

exactly, no mess, no fuss

Joshua Lewis
Joshua Lewis

mate wtf ....

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

If that cozy cunt who died of the allergy was so fucking concerned why not just eat something you know is allergy free? Do no one ever take personal responsibility anymore? Heard his dumb bird on the radio banging on about Govt not doing enough. Well maybe if BF was not such a spastic he'd still be alive.

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

Based, done it for years.

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

you said you couldn't wait

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

Both of you are faggots, for posting this early on a Saturday morning

Thomas Gutierrez
Thomas Gutierrez

weak people like that are supposed to die desu or they will just breed more weak allergic kids

William Turner
William Turner

yeah because i was fucking making one you brainlet

Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard

You have a point user. But state keeps most of these cunts alive with bennies.

Gavin Allen
Gavin Allen

you should still be able to delete your new thread while it's at like 1 reply

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

but i saved you the trouble
jowforums.com/thread/226517283/politics

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

na fuck that i'm sticking to my thread

jowforums.com/thread/226517173/politics
jowforums.com/thread/226517173/politics
jowforums.com/thread/226517173/politics

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

fag

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

eat your fucking breakfast you ungrateful poof

Cameron Wright
Cameron Wright

The Guardian
Believing anything they spew out

Owen Peterson
Owen Peterson

Arent those the "all the things she said" girls? Who were dykes and ruskies?

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

BoJo hard Brexit incoming!

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Jeremiah Russell
Jeremiah Russell

You like cock/10
I swear you Anglo bastards have pussies on yer insides somewhere, it would explain why so many of you are poofs

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

Ya soshla s uma!

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

twitter.com/DavidLammy/status/1172473614274310145

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

Haven't you heard?

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