>be American missile
>get shot
Be American missile
Jacob Parker
Isaac Price
>be Jew
>ruin everything
Jaxson Mitchell
Fpbp
Gavin Ross
This
Bentley Howard
True (big if)
Asher Myers
Stupid americans, not building anti-anti-missile-missile-missiles into their missiles
Leo Johnson
>be Russian MoD
>claim you will shoot down any missiles shot at Syria
>fail to actually shoot down any
Brandon Hernandez
>Be US gov
>Even your own syrian opposition puppets call you on your BS that no missiles were lost.
Xavier Robinson
> implying Syria is even a real place and not just a made of conflict to distract from domestic issues
Jose Myers
>be vatnik IRA spammer
>don't know how to greentext
Christian Cooper
So what I've gotten from these fights is that nobody hit anything?
Josiah Foster
Looks like this building got hit pretty good
Juan Reyes
Why would some random raghead on twitter have more reliable knowledge of how many missiles were shot down than the US Military itself?
Nathan Diaz
thats just how syria always looks
Isaac Parker
So why was it standing prior to the strikes? This was the research center that had been evacuated but was still struck by the zionist pigs. I'm not some Amerinigger kikecumswallowing nigger but come the fuck on, stop swallowing al Masdar's semen
Josiah Ramirez
I'm not taking this serious, if I was I'd be on the American side
Nolan Rogers
>be russian
>infect young boys with HIV
Justin Phillips
>be Vatnik
>be inebriated off vodak and brake fluid
>believe Russian propaganda
Owen Myers
>be Syrian SAM
>get ripple fired into the air with no lock whatsoever so that the battery commander doesn't get hanged for doing absolutely nothing
>self-destruct without hitting anything
>WE DESTROYED ONE INSHALLAH KEEP FIRING
Ethan Baker
>SOHR
>Some rag head on Twitter
>Be r/the_donald migrant
>Shit post the last decent board on Jow Forums into oblivion
Angel Harris
Yup.
Aiden Turner
Jow Forums BTFO.
Isaac Kelly
STOP.
Adam Collins
Post the milkers
Josiah Hughes
>the last decent board on Jow Forums
Guess how I know you're new here
Samuel Howard
>what is the Smith-Mundt Modernization Act of 2012?
Zachary Adams
>Be Vatnik
>Get paid in Rubles
>Ruble loses value
Such is life in the Putin Democratic Republic of Moscovia.
Jonathan Mitchell
How do you think I'm new? Jow Forums has always had it's own quirks but you used to have real discussion here. Since t_d spilled out of Jow Forums it's nothing but vatnik and amerishart accusations and shit posting.
Dylan Myers
Greet news, fellow white posters.
According to Syrian State TV, Russia Today, al-Manar, the Kremlin, and presstv, the attack was an utter failure. I believe these sources, because why would they lie?
They report that All the missiles were shot down.
Syria and Russia used this cutting edge tactic of using Research Facilities and Military HQ's to take down the missiles.
It looks like that this revolutionary system not only somehow attracted the missiles, but successfully destroyed each and every one of them with a fireball.
Not a single missile was seen still going over the city. We can surely say that the USA is outmatched against Russia.
Bashar al-Assad has out-maneuvered the zionist-imperialist dogs once again and soon Palestine will be free, inshallah