Slovenia declares war on USA.
What happens?
Slovenia declares war on USA
Brody Rodriguez
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Cooper Gomez
would probably move to Austria
Landon Ross
Italy and croatia shit themselves, then scramble to ensure that the USA knows that they support them. Vicenzia says "sweet, an opportunity for mustard stains on our wings". American bases in germany collectively sigh and start planning convoy routes through the alps. SEAD missions for the first couple of days, followed by strategic bombing, a token jump into an abandoned airfield, and culminating in a convoy straight into the capital.
Cooper Lewis
the rest of the european countries hastily assure the US there isn't much oil there anyway and then yank slovenia reps into backrooms all over where they are asked hurriedly "what even the fuck are you doing go say it was a joke go fast now"
Nathan Reyes
Slovenian master mind rises up
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Chase Murphy
Nothing. Unless the slovene's aren't justified for whatever it is they're doing the vast majority of the worlds political clout would condemn America for attacking a landlocked non-thread in euroland. Killing brown people is all well and good but when its europeans it's not something you can get away with in the modern world.
Brayden Adams
Americans spend 2 months to find Slovenia on a map. Italy switches side 3 times in the same period.
When the US finally found Slovenia and started planning an invasion, It seems that Germany annexed Slovenia and no one knows what to do.
Camden Turner
US bombs Slovakia.
Leo Russell
And a thermobaric on Dresden for old times sake.
Grayson Torres
US says they don't care while funneling 32 trillion dollars into contras every year for the next five years.
Jace Perry
Slovenia isn't landlocked
John Long
Yugoslavia rises from the pages of history and restores itself
Julian Barnes
Came to post this.
Dylan Bell
This doesn't even make sense in this context you ape.
Ian Nguyen
Slovenia is to the Navy as Mexico is to MIT
Gavin Morris
I laughed
Chase Wilson
>country where the FLOTUS was born declares war on the US
I don't have an image of an animal confused enough for this.
Alexander Sanchez
Not an animal, but applicable
Brody Smith
>Slovenia declares war on USA
>USA spends a month trying to find it on a map
>finally does
>by the time USA plans the invasion of Slovenia it has already been annexed by Italy and Croatia
Brandon Walker
who?
James Howard
I'm from there and i'm really confused on why this question is here.
Kind of like that one thread last month where some tard tried to start some shitty thread , asking why we have just 2 small boats in our Navy and why we don't have more, like the Croatians. Ignoring that Croatia has 4k km of coast and we have... 40 ?
Bentley Barnes
I actually remember that thread.
I think the joke here is that you are comparably irrelevant. Noone gives a fuck about what you do. I do somewhat envy you.
Tyler Turner
Honestly, this.
Angel Bailey
More like nobody even knows that it even exists, so its relevance is practically zero
Nathaniel Rogers
Exactly, i mean, even we don't give a fuck what we do. It's peaceful here.
Jaxon James
Austria closes the border, we have enough refugees already.
Jason Russell
>ww3 starts
>everything gets nuked except slovenia
>slovakia gets nuked twice
>we avoid the war
>nuke hits one of our neighbouring countries
>slovenia no longer exists
Oliver Reyes
Do they have oil? If they do then they won't in about a week. Most casualties will be drones divebombing hospitals and air raid shelters but we take the army hostage after destroying part of their Toyota convoy.
Christopher Watson
Check us out, we're like a worse Austria, with a coast. Interesting tidbit, our service rifle is the F2000. Have a friend who is a diver/sapper, he likes it, but the old boys seem to prefer the M70 AB2.
Robert Martinez
Somehow, someway, Austria-Hungary rises from the grave, funded by American warbucks.
Grayson Walker
>slovakia
>coast
How? Or is the joke that we are still talking about Slovenia.
Also just as a general question, what is the history of these two countries.
Asher Clark
Simple
They unleash Zizek.
Wyatt Lopez
Well yeah I was talking about Slovenia the whole time. We actually don't have much if any history with the Slovaks, they just have a similar name. The language is different enough that we don't understand each other other than 1 word in 100 (think English and German), their country is quite a bit away from us and we weren't even part of the same "bloc". I think the last time we were part of the same country was Austro-Hungary.
Camden Baker
> attack by vagina dentata
Lucas Smith
Ive never evenheard of this country. What the fuck was the point of this thread
Brandon King
we dig up that ferdinand guy and shoot him again so you fucks can hash it out on your own this time
Sebastian Kelly
Colton Barnes
Someone has been watching The Mouse That Roared.
Bentley Morales
Just one of these days, some head of state about to retire should go out trolling like that.
William Watson
Turning off Radio Four ought to get things going.
Cooper Mitchell
It's funny that Slovenians ended up being very similar to us Nordics up here.
Matthew Myers
Very interesting