Had my first minor home defense situation the other night.
>Own a house in West Detroit with my wife. Rent out rooms to 4 people.
>get package in mail addressed to our home with a different name. >next day neighbor knocks on door asking about package. Play dumb, figure this has got to be some kind of scam I want no part of, otherwise how would they know exactly where the package went. >Send package back in the mail like you're supposed to. >A couple days later another knock on the door. Roommate answers. >Two men asking if he knows anything about the package. He says he doesn't know what he's talking about. >Neighbor then flashes a 1911 at my roommate. >Roommate calmly says, "ok, one minute." then closes the door and locks it. >the two men on the porch see me through the window flying down the stairs with a loaded 590 in one hand, a loaded 500 in the other and a bandolier of buckshot across my chest. >Neighbors start walking away immediately as my wife screams she is calling the cops. >I set the 500 by the door and brandish the 590 through the window. >The two men walk a couple houses down, open the trunk to a car then get inside. Car slowly rolls down the street. >I hand my 590 and bandolier off to my roommate and run back upstairs. At this time my wife picks up the 500. >I come back down with my Vz2008 strapped to my chest loaded with two clipped together magazines. I'm wearing my SMIRSH rig, loaded down with eight full thirties. >I stand in the front bay window in full view as the neighbors roll back and forth down my street. >cops arrive and park in the ally across the street. >Neighbors go home, nothing else happens
sounds like that package was drugs bro, glad it didn't come down to shooting, that shit can turn really nasty really fast.
Logan Sullivan
It's a fucking nigger with one pistol not the alamo rambo.
Nicholas Richardson
Niggers with pistols kill more than anyone else with a gun.
Josiah Wright
confirmed for not living around niggers
Isaac Martin
Gee bill your mom let you have 2 shotguns?
Austin Hughes
Not quite HD but sorta >My dad is a 30 year military vet >One night around midnight >Hear some commotion outside my house/front yard >Me and my dad check what it is >Mfw literally 20 niggers fighting in the street/front lawn of my house >Dad tells me to grab the pistol on his desk >MP45 Fullsize >I get him his gun, we're still in the front doorway >He tells me grab the phone >He then goes outside with a flashlight and starts shining it on the mob >Tells everyone "HEY GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" >People stop fighting and slowly walk away >Most of the group dissipates not wanting anything to do with what was about to happen >Suddenly a group of about 5-8 nignogs approach my dad >They want to fight him for breaking up their fight >Hear a bottle smash right by my dads feet >He draws >I hear "Oh shit nigga got a gun!" >tfw all the niggers run except like 3 or 4 >Still trying to fight my dad >"Aye cuh you think im scared of yo punk ass gun?" >By now my dads pointing a .45 almost directly at a niggas head >Has a flash light in his other hand directly in his eyes >He told me call the police >As soon as niggers hear police they want nothing to do with it >Police come and take my dad's info including CPL license numbers all that shit >mfw my dad almost executed a nigger in front of my house
You have to be pretty autistic to wear a chest rig if you saw some nigger run away that was armed. One clip is enough unless your going full feinstein semiauto and not aiming.
Jack Walker
>relaxing around blacks I seriously hope you don't do this
>not knowing you need a full load out when confronting nogs
If anything you use it to signal to the nigs that you are not to be fucked with and if they try, you are crazy enough and prepared to grease them.
Noah Torres
They got in the trunk of the car?
Aiden Robinson
They are like animals if you act nervous they are going to attack. Or if you look like a faggot. They have heightened sense of emotions much like chimps.
James White
>clip Is this bait, or are you a Jamal. Get away from OP's house, coon.
He wasn't running away until he came back armed. It's more stupidity, because carrying that much would impair you more than it would help. I can see how bringing three guns for his wife and friend is a good idea though, assuming the nigger wouldn't get any backup is even stupider.
Josiah Butler
>get into a defensive situation with one arm tied behind your back deliberately for no reason
Go back to marching with a "no mother should fear fo her son's life while he be robbin' a store" sign, cunt.
Henry Cooper
The one standing didn't do anything wrong. beggars need to know their place.
interesting situation, user. Wonder if just shooting them would have been justified.
Robert Bailey
>Implying being aware around blacks is the same as being nervous Even if you do seem nervous as well, it's much better than relaxing.
Jaxson Butler
>Not shooting a nigger openly telling you he wants to assault you and doesn't care about your gun Your dad should've helped improve his community
Ayden Hughes
It's a show of force, do you want a nigger thinking you have only one shotgun, or multiple firearms with plenty of ammo that you are willing to use in the future?
Mason Morales
Do you understand the point of that webm? It's not about whether the black pants guy is a dick, it's about that faggot beggar pretending to be blind (he flinches at the guy bringing his leg up)
John Powell
The implication hes making is that the beggar isnt really blind like it appears, im pretty sure the dude just heard him shuffle really fast trying to make a kick motion and got ready for whatever was coming. Its obviously in some third world nigger hole and they don't exactly treat the disenfranchised the best. Plus there's no sound so he might have said something when he went to kick the beggar.
Its just always seemed really sketch that gif
Jaxson Long
You can be blind enough to beg but not so blind you can't make out vague shapes and movements.
Dominic Kelly
Taking things at face value is pretty fucking brainlet
Isaiah White
Congratulations, now they are going to hit your house for weapons.
Cameron Martinez
So they can come steal all his weapons?
Samuel Rodriguez
Okay, the package was either a darknet package or just somthing else they didnt want thier parents to find. Probably just had some weed or other substance in it.
Austin James
This was my first thought, too
Aaron Sanchez
They already know he has one gun. If they wanted to steal his guns they would do it either way, but now they know they are in for more of a firefight.
Josiah Baker
>Parents >Full grown men It would have to be a lot of weed for him to immediately pull a gun.
John Miller
That's a good point and I didn't really consider it. Thank you.
John Jenkins
>fully grown millenials don't still live with their parents because they took out 6 figures of loans for a useless degree
Isaiah Lewis
>disenfranchised Kys tumblr cunt
Xavier Adams
Oh yeah I'm sure some inner city Detroit niggers shipping drugs online and brandishing weapons and threatening people for no reason definitely have a six figure loan for their women's study degree. Kek
Josiah Johnson
That’s white people suburb shit. Hoodrat niggers just shoot people and sling drugs.
Matthew Morales
He's got a point though. Pretty much no blind people are completely blind and can easily make out a large blob rapidly approaching them. I guess we'll never know who was wrong.
Cooper Rodriguez
Two of them. I grabbed the rifle after they got in a vehicle. My grandmother's house got shot up once, I didn't want that to happen with my wife in the room.
Liam Martinez
There were two of them. I could have easily dropped one gun and brought up the other, but I wanted a second man with a gun if things got weird. After it looked like they got something out of their trunk and started rolling their car down the street I grabbed my rig and rifle.
I bet you're one of those dipshits that doesn't carry spare mags either.
Austin Brooks
>late at night >I should be asleep but I wasn't feeling well >hear noises downstairs that sound like someone prying open the door >grab shotgun and open my room door >yep, there's someone down there for sure >dial 911 on my phone >rack shotgun because cruiser safe >from below I hear "AWWW SHEEEET" >then a tremendous crash followed by horrible screaming >dispatcher keeps asking about the screaming in the background >I just say I don't know what happened and no I didn't shoot anyone >cops arrive, I safe my shotgun and head downstairs >skinny white dude with a crowbar heard the shotgun, panicked, and tripped into this large antique glass coffee table my grandma gave me >150 lbs of tweaker and a crowbar falling on the table shattered it and he's sliced up badly >glass sticking out of his face and everything >blood everywhere >I projectile vomit all over him since I was still feeling sick and the smell pushed me over the edge >The cops make me sit down in a clean chair since I was looking pretty bad >Ambulance arrives a couple minutes later >One of the EMTs checked me over after they dealt with the glass-filled, blood-leaking puke-covered robber and said I would be fine >Guy survived, and I successfully sued him for the costs of the cleanup team, my door, and the coffee table
Aiden Miller
Happened when I was 18, am a froganon for info
>be me >family lives in the countryside, have a bit of land with a small yard out front >old barn in the yard, my dad has some bikes in there >evening, chilling in bedroom, home alone with 15yo sister >parents are out >hear car pull drive into yard, look out window, it's an old red truck >4 guys get out, all north african >they all head into barn >run to my sister, tell her to get the big flashlight from the kitchen >go to parents room >dad keeps a loaded hunting rifle under the bed, just in case >grab it, go back to room and get my air pistol >give air pistol to sis >tell her to call cops >we go out to the yard, guys are moving towards us >sis shines flashlight in their faces >Yell "stay back, I-I h-have a... gun-n" >their pace increases, they all have crowbars >fire shot into the air >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >guys run to their truck and drive off quick >can't hear anything >sis calls parents >cops arrive 2 mins later, guns drawn >parents follow after 10 mins >they take the rifle and the airgun, we get the airgun back, rifle was unregistered so they kept it >mfw I didn't even cycle the bolt on the rifle >mfw there were only 3 rounds in the mag >mfw they could have overrun and killed me and probably rape sis
The guys were caught 6 months later. My dad went out and got another rifle the next day. I now have some permanent hearing damage from firing a 300win mag just above my head.
Dylan Collins
>I now have some permanent hearing damage from firing a 300win mag just above my head How the fuck are you supposed to fire them then
Dominic Gonzalez
With ear protection, I guess.
Christian Lee
The barrel was pointing up
Caleb Garcia
>noguns Country >living at my parents house at the time, spending some time with the gf while parents are away >hear somethign downstairs in the middle of the night >"did you hear that as well?" >"Yeah, what was that? I'm a bit scared user" >"I'll go check it out. If you hear a commotion, lock the door and call the cops." >tactically clear house with F-S fighting knife >heart racing, kinda scared, mentally preparing to stab someone full force around the next Corner >being super sneaky, barely making a Sound >I know which steps I can step on without them squeaking >shit was tense, kinda like in the movie "don't breathe" which wasn't out by a couple of years >downstairs Switch gears from sam fisher to SWAT entry Team >nobody there >make sure all the locks are tight and Windows closed >go back upstairs >get bravery BJ >I still miss her.
Jaxson Allen
>Not meeting threat of deadly force with display of owerwhelming retaliation cability
It's like you're willing to take chances with an armed felon or something
Adrian Bell
>get bravery BJ Kek
Gabriel Jones
>I still miss her
I didn't ask for these feels
Caleb Richardson
You'll be aight. You're not a pussy, so you'll get girls.
Austin Collins
>clip tubes are still magazines, tyquanda
Carter Jones
>I believe he meant magazine ....which my hd shotgun has. Now get off my lawn, junior
Or they come back when you're not home and break in to steal your shit. Never let someone know what you have unless it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.
Jaxson Richardson
If I were a nog then id probably go steal from the dude who has more shit to steal. Just saying
Sebastian Nelson
House value goes down if someone is killed on the property
David Robinson
>live in Detroit >defend house with a shotgun You need to get an AR15 right fucking now.
James Jenkins
Closest I've come was waking up in the middle of the night to my dog growling. Wake up more, recognize sound of my patio door being jimmied. Grab nearest gun (a SMLE) and bolt downstairs.
Turn on inside and outside lights and discover tweaker kneeling trying to pick my lock. He makes eye contact for a second then bolts.
Call 911, report it. While doing so forget I was naked, so a methhead breaking in at like 1 am to a chubby naked guy brandishing a WWII bolt action.
Oh and despite living in a nice suburb 5 minutes from downtown, the cops took 25 minutes to show up.
Carson Wood
>shity HD story >live in a light density suburban / farm area in the south >have house that sits at end of two dead end roads >some maps and gps's think they connect they dont >get 2 to 6 people a year that are lost come down driveway >get a few local kids that cant drive yet use it as shortcut >have had some minor vandalism in the past >have one year where my mail kept getting stolen >one night at home trying to sleep >sound wakes me up >????? what was that ???? >hear it some more >its 4am >electronic beeping sounds >no pattern to beeps and 30 to 50 seconds between some of them >?? is that ... outside??? next door?? >no to loud .... >its inside the house >i dont know of anything i own that beeps like that >i dont know of anything i own that whoud be beeping at 4 am >i dont know of anything i own that beeps that whoud be in the living room where this is coming from >out of bed >getting AK >fuck clothes need spare mags and good ambush location on cone of death more >locked and loaded >more beeping >sounds like the sound a phone makes when someone is sending and receiving text messages >my phone is next to bed charging >wife's phone is next to my phone >time to clear the house >dark as fuck but my eyes are adjusted so i can see >keep tac light off for now >super quiet one had door open >move to hallway >super quiet and slow everything because if someones in house they dont know im awake and i dont want them to know otherwise >hallway clear >no movement or targets >more beeping >2nd bed room away from beeping and dead end but clearing first because not leaving uncleared room behind me >2nd bedroom clear >more beeping still from living room >now at end of hallway >hallway still clear >this whole side of house is clear on this floor >take cover at doorframe >aim down hallway >hallway is choke point in house and a 6 meter long kill zone >going to need light for clearing the rest of house more next post
Sounds like his mom had a lisp >Which wunna deez niglets I namin? Deshun?
Parker Butler
>not reading the story and seeing he has a Vz2008 with 9 loaded mags ready to go
Josiah Peterson
The poster I was replying to was not OP....who said this : >Shotgun >Having a clip Pay attention pls
Adrian Johnson
>he doesn't think a nigga is gonna call up his homeboys for backup >One "clip" This is either very good bait or some no guns fruit loop
Jackson Carter
brah this suspense is deadly
Thomas Lopez
Getting "Girls" isn't the Problem, getting one that's better is, and so is letting go even one year later. To Keep this Jow Forums related, I'm currently banging a chubby but cute Israeli, those photos aren't staged like Jow Forums says. She showed me some of her and other grills shirtless in uniform. Too bad she's anti-gun.
Joseph Thomas
It was a drug delivery, probably off the darknet Silk Road type sites. The return address wasnt really the actual sender. If you use a non-existent address it throws up a red flag and draws attention, so the sender likely used a business address in the same zip code it was shipped from as shipping from outside the zip code is another red flag. So someone who isnt involved at all is about to get a surprise package of very pure cocaine or heroin. Your neighbor figures you opened the package and kept the drugs yourself.
Where was the return address, OP?
Adrian Scott
Convert or ditch immediately
Connor Adams
>The two men walk a couple houses down, open the trunk to a car then get inside. Car slowly rolls down the street
Huh? They drove up and down the street with their trunk open? Is this a black thing?
Am I racist for assuming they were black? But they were black right.
OP some guys are going to break in and rape your wife in front of you and maybe you too, and torture and kill everybody in the house one by one. It will be covered by the local news briefly but national media coverage will be quashed.
Andrew King
continued >also squeaky floor at other end of hallway >fucking FPS camping IRL for 2 min >ok time for the light >tac light on, if they didnt know i was awake they do now >beep >hold for 30 sec then move from door frame cover down hall at walking pace >hall bathroom clear >stairway to basement clear (will clear basement latter) >hold at end of hall near living room for 5 sec >enter and sweep from right to front and then from front to left >clear >front door still closed >move to dining room >clear >kitchen >clear >back office room >clear >start to go back to clear basement >check that front door is locked >it is >stairway still clear >basement clear >???? >start to go back to bed room to get shoes and pants on to check outside >halfway down hallway and >beep >180 snap spin with gun at ready >slow careful eyes and ears open >move back to living room >in living room scanning with tac light >beep >see light on side table under some paper >its a cheap prepay phone that the wife had gotten the other day >she forgot to tell me she had gotten it and was charging it >it was charging and the cord had a short in it >the beeping was from when the power was starting and stopping with the short in the wire turns out to be nothing but still was some horror move shit there for a while
>wife has two phones >hides it under paper Well, it did lead to a nice story at least but you can use this as evidence during a divorce trial.
Asher Edwards
>Pay attention pls (me) (presumably you) (badger) (one clip man) (ghetto dweller) (post 3 with no reply tag - presumably replying to OP) The concept of "1 clip is enough was directed" at the OP. Do you not understand the basic concept of a thread, whereby all of the conversation ultimately has a single reference point?
Andrew Roberts
That wasn’t even worth posting m8
Chase Robinson
It's a casual thing. I go over, we chat, have sex and I leave usually "real" dating means less time and Money for shooting
>its a cheap prepay phone that the wife had gotten the other day >turns out to be nothing
>brah this suspense is deadly it was hart pounding while it was going on like living in a horror / action / suspense move and then to have it be just a faulty phone charger pic related it MFW
lol i had asked her to get me one for.... reasons reasons that have nothing to do with me taking out a large amount of cash and buying a lot of ammo online in a size that none of my guns shoot
Whatever you say mate. It's not like they can't find out pretty quickly who the phone was for. >t.brother works for police department
Julian Adams
You've had good coffee friend :^)
Christopher Hughes
>Me and the fiance, have lived in our new house for about a month >nice neighborhood but i work in shit area of Chicago >take the Jow Forumsommando out of the wasteland, cant take the wasteland out of the Jow Forumsommando >in bed one night >hear thud downstairs >pass it off as nothing, house is old >hear it again >wake fiance up >uhearthat.jpg >yes.tiff >waffle on it for a minute >hear again >alright lets go >load up CZ-75B with Federal HST >spare mag in pocket because fuck you Stephen King >sweep house room by room >dark but eyesight adjusted and I know the house >3 levels and basement we sleep in finished attic >guinea pigs are awake and looking at me when I open the door on 2nd floor >head down stairs to main floor >clear living room and kitchen >idontwannagointhebasement.ramones >sweep left and then right into laundry room >all clear >head back upstairs >as im walking up hear thud in library on second floor >slowly open door >fucking adorable guinea pig looks at me >grabs her metal hay tray with her teeth, pulls it away from the wall, lets it go >thud >goddamnit, Clover
I bet the way he tells it, he almost got raped and quartered.
Joshua Hill
I got one.
>live in... well a mixed neighborhood >recently was playing basketball against the local hoodrats >despite their dirty tricks, I still was able to beat them, almost single handily because my fat fuck buddy couldn't keep up >Embarrassed hoodrats came to my house a few nights later to steal my truck >I ran out in my boxers and shot the one on my porch, another driving the truck, and wounded the last one trying to run away >I then punished the wounded one with a nice curb stomp >Fucking libtards arrested me though and I had to go to prison for a few years where I got raped >Right after I got released, my little brother got killed my some gang members at school Some things never change
James Wilson
>be dyslexic >order magazine for my 1911 >screw up entering my shipping address >oh well looks like its going to be delivered to my neighbor >he seems like a nice honest guy I will just go pick up from him instead of dealing with customer service rigmarole >visit neighbor to check on package, he doesnt know what I am talking about, package hasnt arrived yet >start helping my cousin work on his car, its a big job >take an icewater break and check fedex website, package was delivered. >lots of people live in neighbor's house, maybe someone set the package aside and didnt mention it to the others >go by again, autistic cousin follows >different person answers door, try to explain about the package and its contents are accessories for my 1911 >show them what I am talking about and what to look for in case they are noguns >says he will check, closes door and locks it >lots of yelling and running inside house >see neighbor running downstairs with several guns >girl yells she will call the police >tell my cousin "deez crackas racist lets go test drive your car" >cousin says "sheiiiiiiiiit" >put tools in trunk and test drive cousins car before crazy racist scared white people kill me cuz they can get away with it cuz they white
Fuck all you cracka ass crackas
Caleb Scott
>brother works for police department pro tip think of why i was not very concerned about vandalism, kids trespassing, and people stealing my mail... think of how i know about police procedures on how to clear a house or how i knew to use a burner phone and pay cash for it in a place that has no cameras if you think about it the answer may just come to you
