Home Defense Story Time

Had my first minor home defense situation the other night.

>Own a house in West Detroit with my wife. Rent out rooms to 4 people.

>get package in mail addressed to our home with a different name.
>next day neighbor knocks on door asking about package. Play dumb, figure this has got to be some kind of scam I want no part of, otherwise how would they know exactly where the package went.
>Send package back in the mail like you're supposed to.
>A couple days later another knock on the door. Roommate answers.
>Two men asking if he knows anything about the package. He says he doesn't know what he's talking about.
>Neighbor then flashes a 1911 at my roommate.
>Roommate calmly says, "ok, one minute." then closes the door and locks it.
>the two men on the porch see me through the window flying down the stairs with a loaded 590 in one hand, a loaded 500 in the other and a bandolier of buckshot across my chest.
>Neighbors start walking away immediately as my wife screams she is calling the cops.
>I set the 500 by the door and brandish the 590 through the window.
>The two men walk a couple houses down, open the trunk to a car then get inside. Car slowly rolls down the street.
>I hand my 590 and bandolier off to my roommate and run back upstairs. At this time my wife picks up the 500.
>I come back down with my Vz2008 strapped to my chest loaded with two clipped together magazines. I'm wearing my SMIRSH rig, loaded down with eight full thirties.
>I stand in the front bay window in full view as the neighbors roll back and forth down my street.
>cops arrive and park in the ally across the street.
>Neighbors go home, nothing else happens

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What the actual fuck?

sounds like that package was drugs bro, glad it didn't come down to shooting, that shit can turn really nasty really fast.

It's a fucking nigger with one pistol not the alamo rambo.

Niggers with pistols kill more than anyone else with a gun.

confirmed for not living around niggers

Gee bill your mom let you have 2 shotguns?

Not quite HD but sorta
>My dad is a 30 year military vet
>One night around midnight
>Hear some commotion outside my house/front yard
>Me and my dad check what it is
>Mfw literally 20 niggers fighting in the street/front lawn of my house
>Dad tells me to grab the pistol on his desk
>MP45 Fullsize
>I get him his gun, we're still in the front doorway
>He tells me grab the phone
>He then goes outside with a flashlight and starts shining it on the mob
>Tells everyone "HEY GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
>People stop fighting and slowly walk away
>Most of the group dissipates not wanting anything to do with what was about to happen
>Suddenly a group of about 5-8 nignogs approach my dad
>They want to fight him for breaking up their fight
>Hear a bottle smash right by my dads feet
>He draws
>I hear "Oh shit nigga got a gun!"
>tfw all the niggers run except like 3 or 4
>Still trying to fight my dad
>"Aye cuh you think im scared of yo punk ass gun?"
>By now my dads pointing a .45 almost directly at a niggas head
>Has a flash light in his other hand directly in his eyes
>He told me call the police
>As soon as niggers hear police they want nothing to do with it
>Police come and take my dad's info including CPL license numbers all that shit
>mfw my dad almost executed a nigger in front of my house

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You have to be pretty autistic to wear a chest rig if you saw some nigger run away that was armed. One clip is enough unless your going full feinstein semiauto and not aiming.

>relaxing around blacks
I seriously hope you don't do this

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