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It's official Jow Forums. You get to start your own PMC. You've got 100 men at your command, bonded by the power of friendship and the ability to launch hot lead into assholes. You also have just enough funds to purchase 3 vehicles of your choice, plus enough fuel to get them going for a week and enough ammo to see them through two battles.

What is your PMC's MO/specialties?
What is the typical employee armament?
Their attire?
What the PMC's war cry and/or war face?
Where in the world does your PMC operate, masturbate and pontificate?
If a unit within your PMC settles in a controlled area, how do they go about doing so and how do they handle the locals?
What are the 3 vehicles you choose?

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>What is your PMC's MO/specialties?
Vigilante work usually. Govt aint gonna convict gangsters and rebel? We investigate key targets, separate the die hards and leaders from the junkies and dumb kids, kill the perps, pay for the kids to get certs or immigrate for better work or employ them as agents in special cases.
>What is the typical employee armament?
FALs, AKs, or ARs in whatever common caliber the locals are using. If the community is nogunz, then 6.5grndl, 10mm pistols or carbines, 6.5crdmr, 408ct, and 12ga underslungs semi auto
>Their attire?
Whatever the nearest superpowers' spec-ops wear, but more black
>What the PMC's war cry and/or war face?
Whatever the fuck they want
>Where in the world does your PMC operate, masturbate and pontificate?
Everywhere. Especially where global elites are rumored to have child sex slave islands. Consider those sickos toast, Benecio-del-toro-at-the-end-of-Sicario style
>If a unit within your PMC settles in a controlled area, how do they go about doing so and how do they handle the locals?
Arrive disguised as merchants and scout the town. If heavily occupied, separate the innocents and follow through with protocol.
>What are the 3 vehicles you choose?
Toyota hilux, twin engine river boat, sikorhsky-77 medivac

>Toyota hilux
This man knows this PMC shit.

I saw Shadow Company, but really, I just figure use whatever the locals are using mixed with whatever first world sf are using. I'm a neverserved, but recently I've been thinking of going to Syria to operate and collect some ears from some isis baddies. I even have one of those butterfly cases with enough space for labels to label each of them. Really all anybody needs is a contact to sneak them in past Turkish border patrols from the west and you're home free

so i don't have to pay these 100 guys?

Mo is to fight slave trade and piracy
CAR 15s and Mp5s for close range M4s, FALs, and hi point carbines
Sidearms are choice if you can afford it but must be above a .38 for revolvers and 9mm for pistols. IF YOU CANT AFFORD YOU GET SECOND HANDS OR THIRD WORLD SHIT

war cry is WE SHALL DIE TO MAKE MAN FREE

ALL OF THE FUCKING WORLD

A small 2 - 4 man team goes in pistols and concealed carbines scouts then we come in

Jeep Wrangler with a .50 on the back, a Gerald R. Ford class aircraft carrier ( for captured planes), and a fuckin F35 lightning II

>Specialties
weapon/ammunition manufacturing plant
unethical, +56% damage against degenerates
>Armament
Free FALs and MAC10s will be supplied for basic troops.
Heavy troops will be supplied with M1919A4s, M60s, or MG3s and will have heavier armor.
>Attire
OD green fatigues with black chest rigs or plate carriers along with S10 or GP5 gas masks.
Heavy troops will be equipped with old soviet helmets and body armor.
>War Cry
"Hey can I get a six piece Chicken McNugget meal? thanks."
>Location
Africa, the Middle East, and inner cities within the US
>Settlement
Assert dominance over the area by shooting anything that resists.
(unless there would be a large-scale response from the government)
>Vehicles
Soviet BTR60, a Hind, and a Soviet missile cruiser

they shall be called (slav)N I G G E R S Q U A D

> MO / Specialties
Black-ops cuckolding of the enemy via their wives / daughters / livestock

> Armament
Scented candles, ribbed condoms, grenades

> Attire
Depends on the target:
Could be a dinner tuxedo, latex bodysuit, or nothing but combat boots and Clubmasters

> War cry
"All Night Long" by Joe Walsh

> Location to operate, masturbate, and pontificate
Every single place inhabited by enemy snatch

> Settling in an area, handling the locals
Arrive disguised as watch salesmen, open a kubideh restaurant, (literally) fuck the all of the locals to death, close the restaurant

> 3 vehicles
1970 Cadillac Fleetwood limousine, solid-gold rickshaw, or Wheelys by Pirelli

>What is your PMC's MO/specialties?

We'll fight for any cause, so long as it doesn't support; drug cartels, human trafficking, genocide, groups like ISIS and anything else in the sense it doesn't harm innocent civilians. Now let's say a cartel contacts us to take out a rival cartel cell/member - sure, for the right price and the fact we can begin some sort of infiltration/intel gathering.

>What is the typical employee armament?
AR-15 pattern rifle is standard issue - free to customize how each soldier wants and can use something else so long as they provide it themself. Automatic weapon - one for each squad.
Sidearms - personal preference. Shotguns - again, personal preference/discretion but at least one per squad.
Some form of melee weapon, whether it be a simple combat knife to whatever.
>Their attire?
AR500 or similar plate carriers with shoulder armor (see pic related).
Other than that, they're encouraged but not required to wear something to protect head/identity. Depends on mission. In general, try to not look like a professional soldier. Blend in with local militia/enemy.
>What's the PMC's war cry and/or war face?
"Keep your wits sharp, and your blade sharper."
>Where in the world does your PMC operate, masturbate and pontificate?
Anywhere and everywhere we're wanted or needed. Hired or at our own discretion - do something "pro bono", can always compensate ourselves with spoils of war.
>If a unit within your PMC settles in a controlled area, how do they go about doing so and how do they handle the locals?
By blending in and having soldiers proficient in the local language. They handle the locals by inserting themsleves in communities that are either victims of our target(s), thus making allies, or make it clear we are not there to harm them but will not hesitate to remove any and all in our way
>What are the 3 vehicles you choose?
Hind D, A-10 Warthog, armored humvee with mounted .50. Can easily procure local vehicles when starting out

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In all honesty, how easy/hard is it for someone to go to Syria or wherever and fight against ISIS or whatever? And not talking about being a "professional" merc through some sort of agency, basically freelance.
Seen Hurtlocker? Remember the bounty hunters they run into before the sniper scene? Like that.

Like I said Turkish border guards aren't gonna let you in unless you're there on UN or some other allies' orders with ids and papers. Your best bet would be through an opening in the desert on the border of Syria and even then, you might get spotted by US or Russian thermal and drone'd for being mistaken as someone trying to pick sides.

You can try to get in contact with some of the American freedom fighters, that are about 10 in size now, I believe. But their conditions suck and they're really just milsim larpers if you've seen the interviews. I'd say tag with them, then ditch em after a while, saying you're on a "side operation" or some shit.

Don't side with the Syrians/ Russians, you'll get Drone'd faster than you can strip your blackmarket AKM

Weapons and vehicles you'll have to get once you're in the killzone. Imo, get hooked up with a rebel arab/ kurdish waifu who knows the scene and where to get what, as well as a place to hang your head and get some food... And also get some head. Whether you stay with her or not is your call; if not, just hope she's gets accidentally drone'd

>Specialties
Hunting, stalking, blowing shit up
>Armament
AR SBRs in 5.56, Scorpion Evo SBRs, whatever hunting rifle an employee used back at home (for sniper role peeps), and Tokarevs (bottleneck baby, slim, cheap)
>Attire
Obivously half multicam/half civilian. Either multicam pants and plain shirt with carrier, or multicam top with carrier and jeans for bottom. Footwear is nothing but ADIDAS Sambas
>Area of operations
We operh8 in the shit hole countries of South America
>Handle the locals
We let them know what's up.
> 3 vehicles with fuel to run for a week
Since it's South America I'd take 2 1st Gen Dodge Durangos mildly lifted (4wd, not flashy, V8, 9 person seating) and a 2nd Gen Dodge Dakota mildly lifted ( same engines as Durango, 4wd, not flashy) and turn that into a technical by mounting a DSHK.
>Alternates
May swap the ARs for AKS-74U's ( go watch how 5.45 will punch through trees on YouTube)

They get paid when they start getting results.

95%+ of pmc work you source all weapons in the host country to keep the UN and Interpol off your cooperate dick for arms smuggling, embargo's and shit.

>MO
Fighting communism across the globe
>Armament
M16A1s, Colt full auto 652's for carbines because muh bayonet some with M203 grenade launchers, M14 carbines for something heavier hitting if needed, M14 carbine with ART 2000 scope for snipers, M1919A6s in 7.62 NATO, M60s, fragmentation grenades, 1911A1 for a sidearm. M7 bayonet with knuckle grip for fighting/bayonet work, V44 everyone because it can double as a machete. Machine gunners pack 652s.
>Attire
ERDL jungle fatigues, ERDL body armor in the style of M52 flak jacket, M65 field coat with liner for cold climates, M65 field pants with liner for cold climates, Snow camo jacket and trousers, M1 helmet with ERDL and snow camo covers with USMC rubber helmet band, OD jungle boots in hot climates, black Corcoran field boots in temperate climates, Mickey Mouse and bugs bunny boots for cold climates. Mickey Mouse boots for down to -20 and bugs bunnys for past that. M56 webgear with alcohol burners and canteen cup stoves. M49 mountain sleeping bag, OD poncho, woobie. Aussie Vietnam era pack with E tool and shit. Israeli military gas masks if the need arises.
>War Cry/War Face
Whatever they want
>AO
Wherever communism is a threat
>Control of Area
FOBs with various armaments like howitzers, .50 cals, all that good stuff
>3 Vehicles
Fuck you, I'm going with several. British Ferret mk2/3, Alvis Saracen with .50 cal mounted in the turret, Huey choppers that have been uparmored for commie potshots, OH6 for an attack heli also uparmored, and Douglas Skyraiders for bombers.

>What is your PMC's MO/specialties?
winning
>What is the typical employee armament?
the gats that broadside niggas
>Their attire?
sweatpants, tank tops, flip-flops, and a cowboy hat.
>What the PMC's war cry and/or war face?
standardized benis pledge
>Where in the world does your PMC operate, masturbate and pontificate?
your mom’s lol
>If a unit within your PMC settles in a controlled area, how do they go about doing so and how do they handle the locals?
butt stroke the rowdy ones up and down the street as an example. the rest are shot
>What are the 3 vehicles you choose?
3 crotch rockets

beat me to it

I fucking hate summer

>What is your PMC's MO/specialties?
Celebrity protection/marijuana security
>What is the typical employee armament?
Glock 19, MK18 or SCAR 17
>Their attire?
Plain clothes
>What the PMC's war cry and/or war face?
Personal preference
>Where in the world does your PMC operate, masturbate and pontificate?
US of A
What are the 3 vehicles you choose?
GMC Denali x3

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You'll get yourself killed

>What is your PMC's MO/specialties?
Have gun, will travel. Cash talks, bullshit walks.
>What is the typical employee armament?
I provide all the 5.56 Mk262, 7.62RFN M118LR, 12ga #00, 9MM and 45 HST you can carry. No explosives except for designated qualified specialists.
BYOG's that work for you. All guns subject to approval and company reliability testing. Sorry, no slavshit.
>Their attire?
Where we goin?
I'd probably issue tan or OD CVCU's or something else fire retardant. Good boots, nomex gloves, ANSI rated eyes and ear pro are mandantory.
>What the PMC's war cry and/or war face?
Our motto is picrelated.
>Where in the world does your PMC operate, masturbate and pontificate?
Again, cash talks, bullshit walks.
>If a unit within your PMC settles in a controlled area, how do they go about doing so and how do they handle the locals?
Professionally, however we are mercs, not psy-ops or civil affairs. Client needs to hire other consultants as appropriate. We will ensure security for said consultants to work.
>What are the 3 vehicles you choose?
1x 10x10 HEMTT, 2x diesel Hilux's

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>The Tard Guards

>What is your PMC's MO/specialties?
Guard cargo ships from piracy and whenever we’re in the Mediterranean, rescue Syrian refugees and promptly deposit them back where they set sail.

>What is the typical employee armament?
Squad leaders get their choice of AK model. Marksmen are issued a nugget with an ACOG stuck in front of the rear sight with gum and super glue. Everyone else gets a M14 and a bayonet.

>Their attire?
Black leather combat boots, matching tiger stripe hat (choice of Boone, cap or beret) and cargo pants, white T-shirt and surplus Vietnam-era chest rigs. Earpro of their choice. ALICE packs to carry everting they need.

>What the PMC's war cry and/or war face?
>*sees pirates*
>*blasting this as soon as we spot them*
youtu.be/G53gNVKX8tU
>*kicks engine into overdrive while going full speed ahead into their cluster of dinghies*
>empty Home Depot buckets (you’ll get why later) on to them as we trireme our way past them to the mothership and drown their comrades via getting sucked under the ship after getting fucked by our prow
>BONUS CALLING CARD
>maritime law requires us to rescue survivors of sinking ships
>takes pirates as prisoners
>force them to wear floaties around their arms, snorkels, flippers on their feet, and speedos
>mfw the US Navy witnesses angry Somali pirates waddling aboard in full swim gear and a penis sheath

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PART 2

>Where in the world does your PMC operate, masturbate and pontificate?
We will require at least 10 empty shipping containers complete with ventilation and some kind of insulation to use as a barracks, command center, Wank Bank, and Armory. Home Depot buckets will be used as toilets, cum storage, and weapons if need be

>If a unit within your PMC settles in a controlled area, how do they go about doing so and how do they handle the locals?
>Ned Kelley approach
Infiltration followed by securing a perimeter around the area. Follow up by cutting off all communication. Rat traps will be baited with croutons to prevent messenger pigeons. The locals are rounded up, disarmed, and held in a large secure room. Inform them they are being held for their own safety.Begin fraternization with them, throw a party, tell stories, etc. Non-violent resistance is met with guilt tripping and other methods to try and Stockholm syndrome them. Violent resistance is met with non-lethal force if possible. Any deaths will be twisted and spun as tragedy and teams should show remorse and guilt. Once objective is complete they are free to go. If possible, return with presents, arm the men, and setup correspondence. Congrats, we now have a sympathetic guerilla militia behind enemy lines.

>What are the 3 vehicles you choose?
Two Viking Longboats, modernized with armor, power, and communications. Mostly for stealth and novelty, used to go ashore and establish a beachhead, sneak up on pirate motherships and transport goods/prisoners.
Toyota Tacoma with a .50 on the top. Used for land excursions and to do sick donuts.

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