Fuck Marry Kill

Fuck Marry Kill
>AK
>AR
>FAL

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Kill AR
Marry FAL
Have swinger neighbor AK

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>AK marry
lots of cool options if you allow yourself to branch beyond the normal style guns & the most typical chamberings
>AR kill
I just find 556 boring, and have 308 guns I like more than I'd like a 308 ar
>FAL fuck
I love 308 and larger calibers are tons of fun, but don't really care for the fal once I held it in person. I'm much happier with the 308's I own. But battle rifles including the fal give me a massive boner regardless.

Fuck Marry Kill
>1911
>Glock 17
>92 FS

Kill AR
Fuck AK
Marry FAL

>Marry AR
Boring predictable for the rest of my life
>Fuck FAL
Obviously
>Kill AK

>Fuck 1911
So sexy so fun to shoot but such a pain in the ass
>Marry Beretta
Can shoot forever
>Kill Glock
Never deserved to live

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this guy gets it

Those were my thoughts but I see you typed it out already. Spot on good sir!

Thanks.

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Fuck AR
Marry FAL
Kill AK

Fuck 1911
Marry 92 FS
Kill Glock 17

Fuck
AK-74M
Marry
AR/M4
Kill
AKM

this is the only choice

Kill 92fs
Fuck 1911
Marry Glock 17

Fuck Marry Kill:
>9mm
>.45
>.380

Kill AK
Marry AR
Fuck FAL in Rhodesian brushstroke

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m
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>kill
FAL
>fuck
AK
>marry
AR

agree honestly

kill .380 fuck .45 marry 9

FMK trailer park militia edition:

Fuck > KelTec
Marry > HiPoint
Kill > Jimenez Arms

Fuck FAL, Marry AR, Kill AK

marry AR
fuck AK
kill FAL

don't actually think the FAL is that good, honestly

>Fuck Tiger 1 H
>Marry Hetzer
>Kill Elefant

Fuck Marry Kill
>Mossberg 500
>Kel-Tec KSG
>SAIGA

Fuck AK
Marry FAL
Kill AR

Beretta is best spaghetti waifu.

Fuck SAIGA
Marry Mossberg
Kill KSG

Curious why you say glock never deserved to live? Not trying to sound like an asshole, truly curious.

>Fuck AK
>Marry FAL
>Kill AR as gently as-wait, no, fuck it.
>Fuck AR
>Marry FAL
>Kill AK

Fuck Glock, Marry 1911, Kill 92.
Writing a gungirl game, and Berry's a total bitch in it. Fuck her.

Fuck FAL w/ para stock
Marry Saiga AK
Kill Colt Ayare Fit eeen

i own several so obviously i don’t hate them. but compared to the 1911 and 92fs they’re a polymer frame striker fired double action only gun. it’s like a smart car next to a truck.

>fuck FAL
>kill AR
>marry AK

because if i marry AK then i can have fuck many more times

>fuck 1911
>kill glock
>marry beretta 92S

having an american affair with 1911 before going down the long road with a slim but not lacking italian woman.

Fuck AK
Marry FAL
Kill AR
Fuck 1911
Marry 92FS
Kill G17
Fuck .380
Marry .45
Kill 9mm
Fuck Saiga
Marry Mossberg
Kill KSG

yes

>Fuck
20mm so I can stick my dick in it
>Marry
20mm so i can stick my dick in it
>Kill
20mm so i can stick my dick in it

>Marry
FAL, it's a beautiful gun.
>Fuck
AK, it's a nice gun.
>Kill
Sorry AR, you're just the third placer here.

This.
I've grown bored of ARs.

>your mom
>your sister
>your dad

>AK
Marry. As long as she's from pretty much anywhere but America she'll be a reliable, dependable friend for years to come.
>AR
Kill. Don't give a fuck about AR. Boring. I'd only marry it if AK didn't exist.
>FAL
Fuck. She's legendary with style, class, and pedigree but I just don't think I could live with her every day.

>1911
Fuck. Beautiful weapon, but too high maintenance.
>G17
Kill. Soulless. Big. Acquired taste. Don't hate Glock, but like the G19 better.
>92FS
Marry. Blend of reliability and beauty. Also only one I liked enough to actually buy.

>Mom
Fuck. Wouldn't enjoy it, but do it once then it's over.
>Sister
Marry. My sister is a genuine unicorn. She's pretty objectively an attractive girl, virtuous, and a good wife to her husband. Whoever I actually end up marrying will almost certainly be a downgrade.
>Dad
Kill. We're not fags and I hope that if given the same choice he'd elect to kill me rather than making me live with that shame.

>Marry FAL
Lovely beast of a rifle.
>Kill AR
desu ARfags have surpassed fudds as the most annoying dogma.
>Fuck AK
I'd imagine AK would be down for absolutely anything after a few shots.

Fair enough. I've always heard the analogy of a Camry compared to F-250. The glock will get you from point a to point b but if you wanna have some real fun and get outside the norm go with almost anything else

>marry AR
will run reliably for a long time if it's from a decent manufacturer and parts availability and versatility make it enjoyable throughout the ages.
>fuck AK
it's beautiful, modern with the best touches of old fashioned, and fun and beautiful as hell, and gives plenty of kick.
>kill FAL
I like them but it's illegal to marry or fuck someone who's already dead.